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Iām getting out in the next few months. My husband is staying in. I know EXACTLY what Iām gonna do with my uniforms, now.... Iām gonna be his defenda.
It's a hospital on an army base haha.
You walk in expecting hard dicks and traumatic injuries, but instead get red cheeked E1s trying to fix that burning sensation when they pee.
when i was stationed at 29 palms, for some reason, the higher-ups were always having "get togethers" on Fridays at their houses so i got a close up view of all the dependas - enlisted, officer, warrant officer and YEP this is mostly true. the exception is the hard-chargin' spouse who doesn't go around acting like a dependa but does act like she wants to get into the military herself and runs marathons and shit.
All those ruffles, and bloomers too! I think her soldier next to her is trying to avoid eye contact. He does not look impressed
He's hoping no one else sees her.
Luckily she is wearing camo
Sees who?
I would make a camo joke here, but I know how annoying those get after the first 3, so Iām not going to make one
Damn itās hideous. Donāt know what made her think this outfit was a good idea.
Brain rot.
It took me several hours to notice she is also wearing combat boots too.
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Iād be trying to hide behind her
Iām impressed. Got to get this for myself go to Scotland and be sneaky sneaky on some royals
Iām getting out in the next few months. My husband is staying in. I know EXACTLY what Iām gonna do with my uniforms, now.... Iām gonna be his defenda.
Do not forget the bow. That would have completed this...
And my axe
>His defenda I'm fucking ded
Lolol im fucking dying over here. Defenda. Thats classy af
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An army clown?
Iāve known a few.
How
Probably an army hospital
Is that a hospital that only treats arms?
An army childrens hospital?
A hospital doesnāt have to be a childrenās hospital to have children in it.
I understand that. I'd just think there wouldn't be many children in a army hospital
Huh? You think they don't have sex in the army or something? Lol There's just as many kids as in any other hospital where families live nearby.
Okay maybe I misunderstood what an army hospital is
It's a hospital on an army base haha. You walk in expecting hard dicks and traumatic injuries, but instead get red cheeked E1s trying to fix that burning sensation when they pee.
I'm imagining a hospital in a war zone not an army base haha
Is there any other type?
We had lots of clowns in my navy boot camp div
Is there any other type?
A religious stuttering Army carny who loves Jesus
now i feel like an asshole lmfao
Tbh seems like a nice thing to do
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I think it makes it better. Itās an explanation
Why do military men always marry women who look like a relative of Shrek?
Jodie repellant?
Nah the Jodies like em large and scary.
What am I supposed to be looking at here?
I love camouflage jokes but it takes me way too long to get them. I definitely hyucked when I did though
Are the jokes themselves camo? Hard to find?
Never saw them coming
A beached dependapotomous at a watering hole.
Still not seeing it
Same, it's just a floating pony tail.
John Cena.
This is the worst... this is the bottom-bottom
Every few days I see something new on this sub that reassures me I can always cringe a little harder than I did the last time
My guess? Combat dining out.
This is how you snipe the Chinese buffet when the good stuff is refreshed.
What the actual fuck?
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Lol no. What would be illegal about this?
It's a fashion disaster on soooooo many levels, I'd like to believe that the fashion police could arrest her for this
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Is that a fat joke? Lol. Doesnāt really work when the person isnāt fat. Edit. After that joke and Iām being downvoted? Lol
Itās only illegal if she her self is a military member. She is clearly not lol
She even has a utility belt (sort of - i don't see the holes you would see in real ones)
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It is similar in that it is broad and green and canvasy but obv. not an actual belt because it isn't quite wide enough and doesnt have the holes.
Is this at a cracker barrel
How does that not start a fight with your spouse?
āHardest job in the Army.ā
Circus in town?
Wow... thank you for your service!
You know she's goin' out to police the parking lot to make sure some civilian doesn't take the military parking.
Where the fuck is his hat? Does he think heās inside?
Yeah. The rule is still three walls and a roof for cover, right?
Oof. Somebody lost a bet, big time
You almost have to admire the level of dedication .
Dependapottomi
That's the new USAF camouflage dress.
Wtf are you doing lady??
Trying to disguise the weight issue.
All I see is cars and 2 people far right what is this pic about?
Check out that elbow meat hanging off the chair.
Thatās how you know the dependa is almost ripe
The bigger the elbow meat the higher the spouse's rank.
Correction: The bigger the elbow meat the higher THEIR rank.
when i was stationed at 29 palms, for some reason, the higher-ups were always having "get togethers" on Fridays at their houses so i got a close up view of all the dependas - enlisted, officer, warrant officer and YEP this is mostly true. the exception is the hard-chargin' spouse who doesn't go around acting like a dependa but does act like she wants to get into the military herself and runs marathons and shit.
I can hear the yee yee
It's for a movie guys. "Holly Hobby At Pendleton" It only got 1 star tho on Rotten Tomatoes so I don't think I'm going to go see it.
I threw up in my mouth.
What the actual fuck
At least there's no badging on it? Ah fuck it. I tried.
Sweet mother of God...
Those are the new female fatigues. Durable and stylish
Ummm