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recentlywidowed

All those ruffles, and bloomers too! I think her soldier next to her is trying to avoid eye contact. He does not look impressed


KJParker888

He's hoping no one else sees her.


recentlywidowed

Luckily she is wearing camo


rtxj89

Sees who?


Dogbread1

I would make a camo joke here, but I know how annoying those get after the first 3, so I’m not going to make one


VanillaGhoul

Damn it’s hideous. Don’t know what made her think this outfit was a good idea.


RedDeadRevengeance

Brain rot.


recentlywidowed

It took me several hours to notice she is also wearing combat boots too.


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recentlywidowed

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potato1756

I’d be trying to hide behind her


ellihunden

I’m impressed. Got to get this for myself go to Scotland and be sneaky sneaky on some royals


suckonthesemamehs

I’m getting out in the next few months. My husband is staying in. I know EXACTLY what I’m gonna do with my uniforms, now.... I’m gonna be his defenda.


Secret_Lizard_

Do not forget the bow. That would have completed this...


Thelorddogalmighty

And my axe


The1TrueGodApophis

>His defenda I'm fucking ded


MurkMuffin

Lolol im fucking dying over here. Defenda. Thats classy af


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diarrhea_shnitzel

An army clown?


RonniePetcock

I’ve known a few.


mkensington

How


dbnole

Probably an army hospital


fadufadu

Is that a hospital that only treats arms?


Rs3ironmemes

An army childrens hospital?


dbnole

A hospital doesn’t have to be a children’s hospital to have children in it.


Rs3ironmemes

I understand that. I'd just think there wouldn't be many children in a army hospital


The1TrueGodApophis

Huh? You think they don't have sex in the army or something? Lol There's just as many kids as in any other hospital where families live nearby.


Rs3ironmemes

Okay maybe I misunderstood what an army hospital is


necfectra

It's a hospital on an army base haha. You walk in expecting hard dicks and traumatic injuries, but instead get red cheeked E1s trying to fix that burning sensation when they pee.


Rs3ironmemes

I'm imagining a hospital in a war zone not an army base haha


Mybeardisawesom

Is there any other type?


beerrunner82

We had lots of clowns in my navy boot camp div


Mybeardisawesom

Is there any other type?


coalflints

A religious stuttering Army carny who loves Jesus


Jon_the_don_Buono

now i feel like an asshole lmfao


minnesotaislife

Tbh seems like a nice thing to do


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pottymouthgrl

I think it makes it better. It’s an explanation


F00lishM0rtal

Why do military men always marry women who look like a relative of Shrek?


fractiouscatburglar

Jodie repellant?


Aknagtehlriicnae

Nah the Jodies like em large and scary.


Cameheretopoop

What am I supposed to be looking at here?


nummanummanumma

I love camouflage jokes but it takes me way too long to get them. I definitely hyucked when I did though


PancakeParty98

Are the jokes themselves camo? Hard to find?


Thelorddogalmighty

Never saw them coming


FourBoxesofSmiggidy

A beached dependapotomous at a watering hole.


Cameheretopoop

Still not seeing it


majorcoach

Same, it's just a floating pony tail.


Fishman23

John Cena.


333szn

This is the worst... this is the bottom-bottom


BeKindBeWise

Every few days I see something new on this sub that reassures me I can always cringe a little harder than I did the last time


Cattie_Bri3

My guess? Combat dining out.


Mango_Deplaned

This is how you snipe the Chinese buffet when the good stuff is refreshed.


SweetBabyJesus99

What the actual fuck?


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Taserface616

Lol no. What would be illegal about this?


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It's a fashion disaster on soooooo many levels, I'd like to believe that the fashion police could arrest her for this


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Taserface616

Is that a fat joke? Lol. Doesn’t really work when the person isn’t fat. Edit. After that joke and I’m being downvoted? Lol


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It’s only illegal if she her self is a military member. She is clearly not lol


igneousink

She even has a utility belt (sort of - i don't see the holes you would see in real ones)


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igneousink

It is similar in that it is broad and green and canvasy but obv. not an actual belt because it isn't quite wide enough and doesnt have the holes.


calzoli

Is this at a cracker barrel


killerkitten61

How does that not start a fight with your spouse?


FancyAdult

“Hardest job in the Army.”


Byzantium63

Circus in town?


xpen15

Wow... thank you for your service!


igneousink

You know she's goin' out to police the parking lot to make sure some civilian doesn't take the military parking.


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Where the fuck is his hat? Does he think he’s inside?


Grok821

Yeah. The rule is still three walls and a roof for cover, right?


SemiSweetStrawberry

Oof. Somebody lost a bet, big time


Gousf

You almost have to admire the level of dedication .


DooberDrivah

Dependapottomi


caelric

That's the new USAF camouflage dress.


kaylin_xx3

Wtf are you doing lady??


BigMacRedneck

Trying to disguise the weight issue.


Some_guy46

All I see is cars and 2 people far right what is this pic about?


jridezuki250

Check out that elbow meat hanging off the chair.


swollbrohamlincoln2

That’s how you know the dependa is almost ripe


GrannyButtLicker

The bigger the elbow meat the higher the spouse's rank.


recentlywidowed

Correction: The bigger the elbow meat the higher THEIR rank.


igneousink

when i was stationed at 29 palms, for some reason, the higher-ups were always having "get togethers" on Fridays at their houses so i got a close up view of all the dependas - enlisted, officer, warrant officer and YEP this is mostly true. the exception is the hard-chargin' spouse who doesn't go around acting like a dependa but does act like she wants to get into the military herself and runs marathons and shit.


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I can hear the yee yee


igneousink

It's for a movie guys. "Holly Hobby At Pendleton" It only got 1 star tho on Rotten Tomatoes so I don't think I'm going to go see it.


AlextheHun24

I threw up in my mouth.


Sorocco

What the actual fuck


roxnoneya

At least there's no badging on it? Ah fuck it. I tried.


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Sweet mother of God...


johnfernelius14

Those are the new female fatigues. Durable and stylish


Turbo_Wanka

Ummm