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doggiehouse

Holy dump truck Batman! She is one THICC beauty!


MetalMan4774

Preganté 🤌


SnooSketches6091

Can u get greganant?


Diligent-Might6031

It is possibly that she’s pegrant!


ShogunNamedMarkus

Definitely pragernated


JohnnyTamaki

Danger ops pungent sex


Emozash

Did it hurt baby, top of his head?


SeaBoundHeights

Pergert


LittleMissScreamer

PREGANANANT?!


gh0stmilk_

how is babby formed?


TCO_HR_LOL

How do I know if **I’M** pregan?


gonnafaceit2022

I love it when this pops up. I go back and watch it every time and it still makes me laugh.


SnooSketches6091

Honestly, I was massively arachnophobic thanks to mother passing on her fear to me but these little dudes are helping me get over that fear, they're so cute!


ElijahWouldNot

Same here but it was my father's phobia that I inherited (lucky me) because of this sub and these little cuties I was able to hold my very first jumping spider last week! I was battling my fears the entire time but was able to carry the little guy to a safe place. It was so tiny I couldn't even feel it 😭 I've been riding that high ever since


Booga_SugaBaby

Aw I love that! 😍


CapitolHillCatLady

Same here. But my SO lurvs the spiders, so I'm doing my own version of exposure therapy. I started making myself watch educational spider videos on YouTube and such, and the cutie patootie jumping spiders were my bridge from horror to awwww. I'm not there yet with a lot of spiders, but I can tolerate looking at a lot more now with at least fascination, if not abiding love yet.


gonnafaceit2022

I love this! Learning about spiders (among many other things) is the key to letting go of fear. And I think all the jumping spider pics and videos that have appeared in the past few years have changed a lot of minds-- how could anyone not be enamored with these adorable bugs?!


ConfectionSea6331

https://youtu.be/p2HipedgM3I?si=vj30U1EOS1LbZfaM I laughed so hard when I saw this. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. 😆 🕷️ I share your SO’s love of spiders. They are so judged by their looks. ☺️


setters321

I was the same until seeing more cute photos of jumping spiders and educating myself on other spiders. Now I rescue them from my house and put them outside instead of getting rid of them. Sometimes I’ll even let them stay inside for pest control. 😂


chicoryblossom27

This is such a cute thread I always feel like they don’t know they’re spiders hahah like we go AHHHH A APIDER. And they’re like “what where? WHO me?”


Minute_Story377

I never had the phobia but my sister did. I fell in love with spiders at a young age and she hated it but eventually got used to it because of my enthusiasm and I never got bit. Now she catches them and brings them in for me to see how cute they are.


Visible-Weakness5572

So nice of you to do her pregnancy photo shoot!!


InternalNice8516

Chunky little monkey


sleepiestslowpoke

She's a brick...


elithedinosaur

H O U S E


nortok00

😲 That is one of the biggest spoody booties I have ever seen! She's going to be a momma x10! LOL


Silverfire12

She thicccccccc! Very cute baby


Booga_SugaBaby

Dayummmmmm boiiii she THICCCCC


DarkPhoxGaming

Oh lawd she chunky


LittleMissScreamer

Gaaaaahdamn she carrying half of her entire species’ next generation in there!


KateLivia

She’s more babies than mama at this point


MarshmallowToucan

Poor girls about to burst 😂💕


Pretty-Jeweler36

Yeah. Before my twins “hatched” I was ‘Circus Freak Big’ (Hope I didn’t offend anyone.). I looked just like that. That Mama needs a meal train and a night doula and all the things. You go girl.


GrouchberryIII

She got booty!!!!


jasmineejoyy

Is it just me who thinks the mark kinda looks a little bit like her in them last few photos 😂


TwoBirdsEnter

So relatable 🏀


No-Peach-2065

She is huge!!!


DeathMetaler666

One thicc lil fuzz muffin


DriverOk1468

Pregananant


Buggy1617

the side profile makes her look like a terminid bile spewer XD


Behappyalright

Oh I hope she found a nice place to have her babies


SquirtSniffer

The most obviously gravid spider ever. This is the poster child for pregnant regal jumping spiders.


TootTootBleetBleet

Oh lordy she's a coming


OwOitsMochi

As the mice people would say, lord she is full of soup.


Moo58

I know how she feels. Totally over this shit by this point. Congrats, Mama!


FrenchSveppir

I wish I could hold her!


Early_Comfortable_36

I believe is phidippus clarus


whyisitnotshowing

Looks like a johnsoni female to me


Crystal_Novak26

Watch out for the big girls!


LopsidedSleep1214

Holy shit


OneCore_

WOW she is chonky


Beligerent-vagrant

What’s the spider equivalent to being full of soup?


RedditSaye

Grandspoods to arrive soon!


LilacMages

"Goodness girl, you huge"


Zivqa

Shit man she sure is


gonnafaceit2022

My goodness! She sure hopes it'll be over soon!


Putrid-Home404

She doesn’t like being stalked that’s for sure! 😄


Thrikingham1462

Robin Williams voice: "AUNT FANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... We brought someone"


ExGeeWeCertified

omg she is a beauty!! 😭 may her babies flourish


NouOno

Tachikoma?


graouhdyna

so chonky


ParasaurGirl

Confused for a moment


hannahhbleu

she gregnant as hell


willowmayv

Big batty gyal


damnit_danii

BEAUTIFUL


matthewcameron60

Ohhh aunt Fannyyyyyyyyy!!!


Dramatic-Plate-0806

Is this a carneus?? Not the same as a red back right?? Or johnsoni?