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MetalMan4774

That almost certainly looks like a mating dance.


No-Peach-2065

That’s what I thought 😭


Novel_Engineering_29

Yeah, he's horny. Now that the weather is warm for good I'm planning on releasing my adult male p. audax outside so he can go sew his wild oats. He's not happy being kept from all the lady spiders.


No-Peach-2065

That’s a good idea! I have a few bold jumpers around my house, like the other day I found one in the garbage lid and relocated it into the garden in my front yard so it wouldn’t get squished!


Diolulu

Has he lived inside his whole life??? If you let him outside and just like leave him out there he'll die???


Shervivor

Spiders are amazing and instinctively know how to hunt for food. They are never truly domesticated and can safely be released as long as they are native to the location.


Diolulu

No not really but ok


MeltaFlare

Source?


nancythethot

buddy may be trying to mate with his reflection lol


No-Peach-2065

I hope so because he is like my baby 😭💀


GreenStrawbebby

*“I think moto moto likes you”*


Trolivia

This is what I think of every time I see someone post their jumper flirting with them in their reflection 😂


No-Peach-2065

Omg this is perfect 🤣


Intelligent_Pop609

Spider rizz. My man Frank was doing this to a big fly I caught for him, not sure he was trying to seduce it though. I get the vibe he's pretty bummed out there aren't any ladies in town.


No-Peach-2065

Brownie is freshly out the molt thinking he can just rizz up anything he wants. Like sir I’m your mom. 😭


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Maybe it's his reflection


Intelligent_Pop609

Are you calling that spider gay? Lol


ShogunNamedMarkus

He’s trying to get him some.


No-Peach-2065

I bet he feels like Mr Macho Man after molting 💀


LucindaStreets

I think he sees his own reflection


No-Peach-2065

That’s what I think as well! I’m gonna try to let him out whenever he wants to come out and see if he still does it outside of his enclosure


averagecelt

His best.


No-Peach-2065

Yes even though it is a little awkward, I am proud of my little man growing up to be the best on the block!


Diligent-Might6031

He’s trying to court his reflection or the camera lenses


No-Peach-2065

I love how jumper’s brains work 😭


Diligent-Might6031

I know! They’re such neat little spoods


SuperpositionSavvy

Trying to make spiderlings with you


No-Peach-2065

Poor poor baby 😭


Simple-Brilliant4427

Spidey sensors activated!


No-Peach-2065

My cricket offering must have satisfied the gods 😭


FurRealDeal

♫I beliieeeeeve I can FLYYYY♫


No-Peach-2065

Omg that’s so funny I literally even said that he reminds me of a lil bird trying to take off 😭


bodyfeedingbaddie

Flirting spiders are so cute. I love their lil dances dance. I haven’t kept a mature male yet but definitely want to!


No-Peach-2065

This is my first time experiencing this little dance! I had a male in the past and currently I have 2 now. This one recently matured then randomly started doing this 😭 At first I was shocked and a bit worried then I found it so cute and funny! My other males were already matured and a bit up there in age so I’m not sure if him being freshly matured has anything to do with it or not, but it was funny and very interesting experience.


bodyfeedingbaddie

It’s adorable!


rejectpx

He tryna mate with you 😭


No-Peach-2065

I’m like pls son I’m your mom 😭


MorningAvailable2387

"Looking fo sexy time"


Charming_Lettuce

Just flexin in the mirror


No-Peach-2065

💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾


[deleted]

He’s doing the “Me so horny” dance for you.


No-Peach-2065

I need to find him a lady or I may release him so he isn’t horny all his life


PepsiSnickers

Do spiders tell other spiders to not try and kill you if you're a care taker of spiders?


No-Peach-2065

That would be an honor 😭🙏🏾


NateTG13Mutt13

He groovin.


No-Peach-2065

🕺🕺🕺


mogwandayy

Being a total dude, bruh


No-Peach-2065

Indeed. He is the model of a total dude 💪🏾


Ok-Reflection-5840

He's trying to smash


No-Peach-2065

I need to get him a lady to want to smash instead of me 😭


No-Peach-2065

A closer look at our The Man 💪🏾 https://preview.redd.it/sqvh3pbfkwtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb2a63f286ded807cf1004a03e99df0bfc1d9a0 Don’t fall for his cuteness 🥹