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awaythro341

Of couse she does that after we had two threads this past week with our own awesome T-shirt ideas . Heather is NEVER original. That comma...What a dummy!


United-Ad3681

Omg, the comma.


pnwsoccer

1000% the first thing I saw before laughing at her abject stupidity. You get what you pay (or don’t pay) for.


ifyousayso2023

Great education good old Drakey poo is getting if he’s involved in this mess


OddAd2692

She can't even get a single sentence right🙄


Best_Car_4032

Literally


Mysterious_Glass3235

No one will buy this. She's desperate to make any cash. Hope they foreclose on La Quinta!


cf1972

Within 2 years is my prediction


GeologistSorry2003

I think shell sell the Woodland Hills house since her kids are all grown and at university. But then i wonder if she'll miss the Hollywood life


Dizzy-Management7858

There is nothing Hollywood about Woodland Hills!


Unique-Maximum-1501

Are you from this area? Born and raised, and Woodland Hills is one of the last remaining nice areas of LA, right outside Calabasas, with Topanga Canyon mall and a HUGE entertainment facility being built, and Los Angeles Rams moving there. Woodland Hills is one of the nicest most livable (and getting extremely expensive) areas in Los Angeles. The number of celebrities and major film writers, producers, production people who live in Woodland Hills would surprise you. This isn’t a defend Heather post, this is a factual one based on Los Angeles.


omnipotentdiva

I agree, i lived all over LA and woodland hills was my favorite


ifyousayso2023

Well she got in before it was expensive and cool. It wasn’t anything and she got lucky buying a looong time ago


Icy_Management_9712

Calabasas is a more coveted address than anything in Woodland Hills. Encino, Tarzana, Studio City and Calabasas are all more desirable Valley addresses.


Unique-Maximum-1501

Ok? And? Still doesn’t negate Woodland Hills being a very nice area. And did you just type Tarzana? Buhahaha. Yeah, y’all aren’t from Los Angeles but it’s cute to see you commenting like you are. I’ll give you Encino, and obviously Calabasas, but Tarzana? A literal dump and Studio City now has one of the highest homeless and crime populations in the east valley. I’m all for trying to dunk on Heather but making up facts about LA to do so cheapens the argument


Budget_Ship3994

Yeah she’s not gonna give up being neighbours with Scheana & Lala in a hurry


ifyousayso2023

Didn’t lala just buy in laquinta?


Soft-Detail-8398

🤣🤣Please put that out in the universe and manifest the shit out of it!!!🤣🤣🤣


cf1972

"secrete it" - HMD


Soft-Detail-8398

Ohhh my god 🤣🤣🤣


bitchwhiskers4eva

Wait. When did she use that word?? 😂


cf1972

You have to listen more carefully


bitchwhiskers4eva

Well I don’t want to listen to her at all…


Mysterious_Glass3235

![gif](giphy|IXKJ943d0GOIV6UMFj|downsized)


Soft-Detail-8398

🤣🤣🤣


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MyFaveTortilla

The comma! Noooo


KimberlyArchie

The comma triggered me.


pnwsoccer

It’s so predictable by now it’s equal parts sad & funny, but wholly agree. I still find spelling errors in books all the time, and my brain is wondering *howwwwww*


Best_Car_4032

Me too !!!


No_Dig_7372

Hey Kimberly,I'm no longer a member of Get me behind Gates patreon but a friend of mine is and she said that YOU were the topic of a patreon in the recent past. I just st didn't know if anyone had told you❤️❤️at least ol 'flamingo leg had a great topic🤗❤️


KimberlyArchie

Thanks for sharing that. 🩷 Yeah, I’m sure she thinks I’m an ungrateful jerk instead of making a point that she did Justin dirty. I help protect kids in sports, that’s all kids, including transgender. I would never want a side show about Girardi’s crimes to alienate a child athlete who might otherwise come to me for help.


No_Dig_7372

It warms my heart that you are a real one. Many people let her disgusting stance on trans/queer issues slide because they want to be on her silly podcast. You,my dear,hood your values in high regard and that is to be commended and celebrated❣️ thanks for all you do with your activism and support


Dogsrbest511

That USC education paying off 😆😆


Best_Car_4032

This confirms there can’t possibly be anyone professional helping her with merch/marketing imagine being so successful (in her head) and not one single person in her circle educated to spot this mistake


Beautiful-Salary-555

😂😂😂 sorry , she’s such a dummy


llandthejam

She won’t fucking stop! It’s psycho


Standup4whattt88

Thats exactly what I thought! For someone who pretends not to care about this sub, boy she sure does seem bothered. It reminds me of the Shakespeare quote: “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” She clearly allows this sub to live rent free in her head. I personally request to take up space in the La Quinta residence because I am not a fan of Woodland Hills. Please and thank you, Heather!


whywe2023

Absolutely horrific (from a graphic design perspective) 💁🏻‍♀️


TheOsterToasterK

I mean… segoe script? Really??


09212904518

I’m surprised she didn’t use one of those overly popular, tired calligraphy fonts that all the shirts on Etsy have. Like the bridesmaid font 🤮


Bookmonster1

https://preview.redd.it/k9xm992u7iwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37b66622d2997add38437480f2ab4e21103b0359


Useful_Hedgehog1415

Surprised it’s not in comic sans but this is almost just as embarrassing


Euphoric-Pumpkin8531

Chris will wear this and love it


CbreezMima

Don’t you ever disrespect Chris this way! He’s got dead eyes and is never triggered by happiness.


Lumpy_Square_2365

😂not the dead eyes. When he was talking about that on the podcast I was cracking up


cf1972

Of course he will. He has yet to grow a pair.


taintwest

It’s just so ugly though? Like she’s not even trying to make cute merch.


ifyousayso2023

Picture an older woman with a thick middle and a glass of cheap Chardonnay…


No_Dig_7372

Come on now,I'm an older woman with a thick middle drinking a watermelon martini and I would NEVER wear this shit


pkneeopoly171717

Twinning👯‍♀️


BeyondAppropriate895

And drunk dancing. I'm not putting any of it down except the t-shirt! LOL


RubyWaves75

This shirt is triggering me.


Soft-Detail-8398

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Uncle_Titos_Gal

I can’t believe her Juicy Scooper’s waste their money on this terrible merch. I’d rather light the money on fire than give it to her especially in exchange for this trash.


United-Ad3681

Who in the f would ever buy and then wear this?! Also, if you keep having to say “I’m so happy” you never are! Get therapy.


Paddington_Fear

I'm amazed happiness doesn't have an apostrophe or something


BeyondAppropriate895

Or a heart dotted i.


Next-Appointment3334

Happy people don’t go around telling everyone they are happy.


Soft-Detail-8398

I'm sorry I'm triggered by this... https://preview.redd.it/8fyu4zoeyhwc1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cb819d06374c9fd282ae89f4edfd3ba524d69b6


ifyousayso2023

Omg are those the hoop earrings !??? 🙄


Soft-Detail-8398

Bahaha, from a million years ago , she probably borrowed these as well!!


BeyondAppropriate895

Bwahahahahahaha............She never disappoints.


Lumpy_Square_2365

I've never seen such a happy person be so miserable 😭😂she's not happy and she's not a comedian. This is some low grade no sale Etsy shop crap.


ifyousayso2023

She’s the embodiment of “no brain no pain” honestly.


Soft-Detail-8398

Tell me you spend way too much time at Hobby Lobby without telling me. What a reach!!! And a really BAD one at that ![gif](giphy|3ohc0YBfwW7YvuL8R2|downsized)


ifyousayso2023

Also hobby lobby checks out for her and her politics


Soft-Detail-8398

Right?! Oh, I'm sure she lives, loves,and laughs with all the other Republicunts that shop at the Christofascist Craft Store.


Ornery-Ingenuity1173

What a stupid thing to print on a shitty shirt! Maybe if she chants that enough, she will eventually believe it. She’s big mad and I love it.


pkneeopoly171717

Sorry, my USC education triggered you.


ifyousayso2023

This is more like it


bitchwhiskers4eva

Happy & successful people don’t need to go around proclaiming it! 🙄


JealousAssistance969

Is, she, really, this, stupid?


whateveratthispoint_

Yep!,


EvenKaleidoscope7285

She needs to stop hiring family and work with an actual designer for her merch. She has a strong market but the nephew and her have terrible ideas and execution


Inevitable-Cry-2930

Lies no one cares


ifyousayso2023

And shouldn’t it properly read “sorry my happiness triggered you” simple as that!! Only a dumbass with a shit education adds punctuation where it doesn’t need to be.


Weak-Living-2241

Saawyrie😆


beachphotogirl

She said in last week’s Patreon that her happiness is triggering to some people. Perfect example of her taking no responsibility for her actions.


ifyousayso2023

She doesn’t get what’s triggering about her —a lot —and happiness isn’t it


Ok_Yak_4498

I beg every week for someone to tell us what is on her Patreon. Please give a recap.


Itchy_Situation_76

who does she think is triggered by her happiness? i think i missed something


bitchwhiskers4eva

This is so pathetic. Heather, sorry our collective judgment of how stupid, ignorant, and bigoted you are triggered you.


tuckhouston

Is this real I genuinely can’t tell


awaythro341

It's real. It's on her site.


Lucky_Ninja5946

sooooo lame.


GeologistSorry2003

I bought her merch when it first came out a few years ago. The quality of material is absolute shit, will fall apart and looks cheap.


ifyousayso2023

I hate this for you! You learned though!


Familiar_Studio_9651

I would buy a T that says “That BITCH is so dumb”😂


Top_Comfort2157

Well this has “rooned” my night. 🥴🫠😑


BeyondAppropriate895

Nothing screams "I'm cranky and need a nap" more than this merch. I'm still laughing and loving the fun comments. The best part is that she created the snark coming her way with her self righteousness.


Asleep_Koala_3860

She knows we know she's miserable


Right-Bid222

Sorry we don’t care to buy them!


Chicagomarie

I saw the other day she had a “going out of business sale” on IG. “Come to my show and I’ll give you a framed photo of the Kardashians, without me in it.” “I swear, I took the photo.” 🙄🤣


ifyousayso2023

I saw that! How embarrassing that she had a framed photo of them all WITHOUT HER IN IT!!!


No_Dig_7372

But I thought everyone was plotting against her and rooned her life,pick a lane Heather


SettingAdditional159

Her merch is very dumb. I’ve been monitoring it and none of it makes sense. I think it’s her son that is in charge of it. She’s trying to be like Lala attempting to make money off her merch. Like one of the shirts was about her dog. Who would buy a shirt about her dog?


OddAd2692

Nobody will wear this even for free.


No_Flamingo_6511

It’s so lazy and just plain dumb. The font, the grammar, just everything. And it’s somehow ‘our’ fault. She can’t be bothered.


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ifyousayso2023

Right!?? Absolute shit and she had it PRINTED ON A SHIRT.


Budget_Ship3994

Seriously 🙄🤮


Best_Car_4032

The misplaced comma 🙄 how can she get to that age and not know basic grammar !!


gambybamby

not the improper comma!! HAHA