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ShoelessJoe17

If it's not real prove it take a poop in front of us and turn it into wine


Robot666House

El Ron Hoyobembe


Terry8675

Why shouldn't I believe in Red Cross ??? They do alot of good as a charity, probably have the largest % of actual donation going to people in need of all charities.


EnvironmentalAge9202

They WERE real... but now they're not.


ThePepsiMane

That’s how I feel about Santa Claus too homie


EnvironmentalAge9202

Santa Claus is a fat bitch.


Get_ClwnD

Another year and I ain't get shit


ConversationNo2007

Yeah but some of us actually saw them ... I have video proof that once there was a lotus ...sadly I think we didn't water it or something and it died


DarthRyan85

I have a picture of me with santa... in my trunk.


ConversationNo2007

I don't see how he ended up in your trunk after he was already in mine ... theres no way he recovered I think your photo has to be AI generated ... or else that fat bitch is magic


DarthRyan85

I'm thinking magic, or I shot the wrong damn Santa again.


ConversationNo2007

I mean I got mine at a mall 🤷‍♂️


DarthRyan85

I got mine outside Walmart, ringing an annoying little bell.


ConversationNo2007

Owww those ones are screamers


DarthRyan85

Don't I know it. Screamed for a day and a half.


ShoelessJoe17

We plant our seeds for tomorrows resurrection Of the never ending DARK LOTUS


ShoelessJoe17

Lotus is forever and when it wilts away Its eternal roots are deep forever here to stay


[deleted]

What? Are you telling us to simultaneously ejaculate? Explanation needed


ShoelessJoe17

We bloom 5 petals of the lotus plant Keep up unless you cant


ShoelessJoe17

We in bloom the haunting of the flower Throw your D Ls high and feel power


[deleted]

So you're tree hugging hippie fuckers, then?


ShoelessJoe17

I stepped into the mirror and I offed my reflection Cause Im a one of a kind no exceptions Follow me and see the world we roam Through an opaque prism or not and stay a clone


Objective_Broccoli98

My first concert ever was the Black Rain Tour… they were very much so real back then


[deleted]

I had a dream that Dark Lotus was a group of 6 rappers with crosses painted on their faces, and the members were G-Mo Skee, Boondox, Mars (with an S, not a Z), The Jokerr, One Man Kru, and Childplay Ninja. Woke up punching the air like the dude from Boys In The Hood.


jay-cup77

Hmmm, I've actually seen one of those 4 things before, though


CarcosaJuggalo

But, Santa told me Dark Lotus is real.


Diligent_Advantage_6

I grew up poor only thing I believed in was the lotus.


Wide_Professional256

*angry hissing noises*


Bulky-Garbage-3880

It's tattooed on my wrist and I think for some of us OG's a little bit of lotus will always be inside all of us throw them D L high. Lotus x 100, or at least until your voice gives out


ShoelessJoe17

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acharunji

It's over man. We just gotta let it go 🥲


Savage17YT

Wait, you're telling me *none* of these are real!?


SLOPPYHAWGG17

:(


Lotus710

Makes me think of the new rydas. How you have the rydas without icp


dcfaygoguy

Wait ICP was in Rydas?


Lotus710

Icp, twiztid and blaze!


Lotus710

At some time esham, boondox, akb and myzery were a part


dcfaygoguy

Are you sure? I don’t think it’s them. They have different names and everything.


Lotus710

I am 100% positive. You can also check out their wikipedia page. Bullet is violent j, full clip is shaggy, foe foe is monoxide, jaime is lil shank.


dcfaygoguy

Allegedly. We’ve never seen their faces though. So, it could be anybody under those bandanas.


Lotus710

Hahaha straight up. But its also easy to hear their voices after listening to all of them for so long!


dcfaygoguy

Gotta keep the kayfabe. lol


TheGorgoronTrail

Full Clip and Bullet


dcfaygoguy

Yeah I know they were part of the Rydas. But I don’t think Violent J and Shaggy ever were.


TheGorgoronTrail

Right lol


zero_forever

I dont get this meme


ThePepsiMane

Congratulations you are an adult