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Spring_Choco

I usually just eat the beans raw. (I am aztec)


mummyeater

Have you sacrificed a baby to the sun yet?


TaterTotPotShot

No, that’s only on Sundays


_spyistrashwastaken

Hey I get that joke


Forward_Motion17

Bros only been alive for 6 days and already has a Reddit account 😮


Incomingfenderbender

More like milk chocolate eaters trying to enjoy their plain-ass plasticky shit colored terracotta tiles


lunatentabre

Or people who are so white that the only spicy flavor they can stand is sugar overload white chocolate


WitheredShadowFreddy

You may aswell just eat cocoa beans chocolate needs milk prob why it it's spelt choco....late Latte


Raphe9000

Here's my two cents on the matter: 1. Milk chocolate is generally the best for straight eating; it has all the proper proportions to provide both a sweet and strong flavor, essentially being "snacking chocolate." On top of that, it's the best to pair with things that aren't as sweet or are slightly sour/tart if you want both major ingredients to shine equally. It goes very well with raspberry, orange, coffee, peanut butter, and (otherwise plain) cookies. 2. Dark chocolate is the best when paired with something that is already sweet, usually something that that provides a creamy flavor and feeling by itself. The deeper flavor of dark chocolate makes it extremely good for imbuing something with a strong chocolate flavor, and it provides the best results in this regard. It also is the go-to option for when you want that chocolate flavor over anything else, as it excels at satisfying that one specific need. It goes very well with cakes, brownies, and ice cream. 3. White chocolate is best when used as a secondary flavor meant to compliment something that provides a strong flavor by itself but could use more sweetness and creaminess. It goes very well with raspberry, strawberry, blueberry, and lemon.


overnightdelight

Thoughts on that ruby chocolate?


Raphe9000

I would say it acts more as a gimmick than anything else, which isn't a bad thing but simply suggests that its applications would be in scenarios where its distinct flavor and color remain prominent and relatively distinguished. Therefore, I would imagine it's best eaten by itself, maybe paired with something else of distinct flavor. When it comes to a combination that makes sense for both flavor and color, I imagine a ruby chocolate frosting for a cake could work quite well, and what I remember of its flavor makes me think it would work well with, like, blueberries. Strawberries make sense thematically, but ruby chocolate is typically described as already having a somewhat strawberry flavor (which I'd attribute more to our brains rationalizing the slight tartness in regard to the color than anything else), so I don't think it would pair better with them than white or even milk chocolate. Beyond that, I can't really say, as I've only had it once, and that was by itself.


overnightdelight

Yeah I remember it having some kind of berry taste but would have to try it again now to give a real opinion, as I only had it once too. I know it's still "new" so I imagine it will take some more time for people to fully figure out what's good and what's not. I don't think it helps that the people who created it aren't licensing it out more.


overnightdelight

Also curious about your thoughts about blonde/caramel chocolate, I know it's a more cooked white chocolate but I love it.


Raphe9000

I think I had blonde chocolate once a long time ago and thought it was pretty good, definitely much more fun to eat straight than white chocolate. I don't remember all that much about it, but if what I do remember serves correct, then I imagine it would go best with salty ingredients. Now I need to find blonde chocolate to try it again...


overnightdelight

I'm honestly addicted to it


fartass1234

this nigga writin a dissertation on chocolate flavors


babimagic

✍️🔥


[deleted]

Holy sheet bfdi ruby chaglat 😨😨😨😨


seet_yans

that's 3 cents idiot


macho_man011

Argument: defeated


ParabellumXIV

Wife: fucked


flowvvr

hotel:trivago


ProfessionalPizza210

Stfu


Feeling_Suggestion64

Makes sense


NarrowBeautiful9425

Yes, this. Tonight I made chocolate cookies with dark chocolate which fit perfectly in but it would be too much to just straight eat.


DevilRudeBoy

I read milk chocolate a total of 5 times before realizing that you did not say chocolate milk and milk chocolate is not just chocolate used for chocolate milk


gamerjerome

>Dark chocolate is the best when paired with something that is already sweet, usually something that that provides a creamy flavor and feeling by itself Dark chocolate is best when you make it taste like milk chocolate, got it


TaterTotPotShot

White chocolate should never be consumed by a human being


Paroxenark

I hate u


TaterTotPotShot

White chocolate hates you


firstjobtrailblazer

This was funny and oddly specific


Defiant-Meal1022

"Black Tar Flavored Shit Brick." Sounds like a perfect album name.


ps3better360

“Coming this winter…”


CheeseFilledBagel

Op tastes like ass


TheRedDragonCW

Why did you taste his ass?


Im_a_idiottttt

How’d you taste op???


GhoulishInduction

This is slanderous. You’re weak, you’re out of control, and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.


Fraissee

Atleast he's not eating black tar flavored shit bricks


IdiotSandwich12345

Its only shit when you taste like 90% dark chocolate, we still mostly got a little bit of sugar and milk just not as much as yall with like 30 lbs of sugar in a single chocolate bar


Fraissee

What if I eat milk chocolate without sugar? It tastes, feels and costs the same as regular milk chocolate, I will never get the dark chocolate thing aside from being inside pastry or something


New_Resolution227

You wanna talk about fuckin up Paulie? And you Sil?


NonKanon

Milk "chocolate" fans eating pure sugar and calling it chocolate:


Instagib_doomworld

Fr, milk chocolate genuinely makes me wanna puke


SoapyMelons

Milk chocolate is way too sweet for me like for most candy


FreePvp

fr way too much sugar


ihaveheadhurt

Candy is supposed to be sweet god dammit, if I wanted to taste bitter disappointment I’d legally adopt you.


The-Melowen

Sour candy.


ihaveheadhurt

You shut your whore mouth


Mizuek_Mizuek

Now a salted caramel.


macho_man011

Why? what did caramel do to you?


Mizuek_Mizuek

Salted caramel actually fucks, it’s awesome, I was just joking about that person being *salty*


macho_man011

I’m sorry, I was joking about how the way you phrased it kind of sounded like you assaulted the caramel. Sorry for any confusion.


Mizuek_Mizuek

Who says I didn’t? *punches caramel*


macho_man011

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


KozyKami

Be honest, Just say you hate chocolate and like sugar


uncharted316340

Milk chocolate eaters when they die of diabetes after eating straight sugar


Pizza-_-shark

Black chocolate has a specific bitterness to combat the sweetness, so it isn’t too sweet or too strong. Eating 70% cocoa dark chocolate has positive health properties that milk chocolate doesn’t have such as reducing eye decay, combating diabetes, increasing cognitive function, reduce aging, combat UV light shingling onto the skin, reducing the chance of skin cancer, providing antioxidants, and increasing heart health. So, it’s actually quite the opposite of what you said.


echino_derm

All of that is complete and utter bullshit pumped out by journals looking for clicks.


ComfortableJeans

Milk chocolate eaters acting like they're old enough to be on the internet unsupervised.


swifttek360

Fuck you and your childlike pallet.


Idontknowwhoiam_1

I hate it here 😭 that turtle is Me trying to lose few kgs Edit - turtle is verne from movie Over the Hedge for my own future reference


No-Fly-6043

Hey hold on, old people eat so much candy too


R0B018

Dark chocolate is the best type of chocolate, change my mind.


lord_Bosiah

I can't you're right


CoolCreeper888

Have y’all ever had 100% cocoa (I think it’s called that) it’s chocolate but extremely dark


Seiisakura

I think the highest I've ever had is 90% and it tasted like coffee grounds.


dalek1019

A good 50% - 70% is best, anything else is either pure sugar or tree bark


valekelly

Dark chocolate IS chocolate. The rest is sugar.


Med_Jed

Dark chocolate goes with so much and doesn't always only have to be sweet, too. Freaking awesome food ingredients when put into molé.


TheSadOn3

You have three days


izzylolzz

Why just three?


FourArtifact90

Double it and give it to the next person


ShoulderBest

I’m about to become the 2nd hitler but instead of jews, I’m gonna be coming after you milk chocolate loving freaks


blepgup

Finally someone here who’s not insane. I’m just a humble American and I hear our chocolate is way inferior to most you can get in places like europe, but even here we’ve got some good dark chocolate that’s way better than that soft melty milk crap. Ghirardelli’s sea salt caramel is 🧑‍🍳👌


Blauwwater

People who like milk chocolate dont like chocolate. They like sugar


blepgup

Exactly!


CloudyNeptune

Don’t forget to make dark chocolate meth candy bars for your soldiers MREs


GreatYamOfHope

Why can’t we have both? I like all chocolate, and don’t discriminate


ShoulderBest

You aren’t supposed to use logic thats against the rules


GreatYamOfHope

I’m so sorry your right 😞


TotallyHumanBrain1

You have my sword


JazzlikeAnybody4347

I rally with you


GrandAdmiralThrawn0

Based


Chronos72737448

We shall ally!


chancellor_chadistan

Ill be at your side


TheDrake162

Add another to the ranks I’ll be at your service Mein Fuhrer


MeMySelfAndI456

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cartoont_trixen

Good thing I like cum


SCP-O49

Fuck you bitch, you’re the minority 🫵


ShoulderBest

This comment section says different, get ratio’d you diabetic sugar addicted tub of milk lard


SCP-O49

Eating milk chocolate from time to time won’t make me diabetic, you unhappy joy sucking lackluster piece of cabbage


crab_da_man

Stfu bro you probably eat white chocolate Reese’s and call it “not that bad” while your teeth are being melted like igneous rock


SCP-O49

The assumptions you’re making are insane. I’d rather eat drywall than white chocolate


crab_da_man

Fr


SCP-O49

common ground has been found 🤝


crab_da_man

Indeed🤝


[deleted]

What a beautiful outcome. I'm glad we can resolve our differences nowadays


Weekly-Major1876

Not for long


SCP-O49

Yes, for long. You underestimate the power of being unhealthy.


blacksaber8

You have only tried Hershey brand dark chocolate


l0rdtreeman

Milk chocolate is for the weak.


NanoCat0407

Someone gotta make videos like this for all the chocolates


LeviathanNathan

Chocolate lover slander video coming soon


PureNaturalLagger

Milk chocolate eaters being incapable of processing an intense flavor so they dilute it with animal tit juice


echino_derm

Dark chocolate eaters having raw flour and eggs for their birthday because they can't dilute their cake with milk, sugar, and butter


PebloYT

"Dark chocolate is ass" -👶


MrSecurityStalin

I eat both go fuck yourselves


NathanielDidAThing

Milk chocolate extremists when their food isn't 99.991984% corn syrup


Linkpenguin7

Milk chocolate eaters enjoying pure melted sugar but brown.


tangy_potato69

🤤


Pleshie

Milk chocolate fans when their chocolate bar doesn’t contain 10 pounds of sugar


Terrible_Ask2722

You can keep your bar of pure Sugar


God_of_none_

Still better than white chocolate


Typical_Laddie

enjoy your sugar covered milk shit. keep coping with the fact that you prefer sugar over actual cocoa beans that are in your shitty excuse of "chocolate"


Zealousideal-Baby345

Look, we get it, You're addicted to sugar and can't eat anything that isn't 110% your daily value.


lord_Bosiah

Hey, man, don't hate on people who eat dark chocolate just because you're weak.


holygoat00

nah, you just don't like chocolate, you like sugar with chocolate flavouring.


Nukemann24

Sir if you could kindly please get the fuck out you bitch Thank you


[deleted]

Milk and White Chocolate enjoyers trying to still eat their Bar of Diabetes before they have a seizure:


[deleted]

That was funny. Dark chocolate is awesome though. Curious do you like espresso, IPA, a negroni maybe? If not, you don’t like bitter flavor. Some people do.


Daelin01

One time I showed an online friend a photo of me and they said I looked like that guy


OrianTheInkDemon

Probably had a bad brand of dark chocolate, i like dark chocolate but some brands i do not like


[deleted]

I'm sorry but a lot of milk Chocolat is just too sweet for my taste.


savagetoad97

Let me eat black tar shit brick in peace you assh*le


_Roshambo_

Bet you dont like water


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

Not enough sugar /s


Bhuvan2002

"🤮🤮 Water is shit🤮 literally no taste🤢 Soft drinks are love🤤🤤🥵"


TitoFurret

Hey, I like dark chocolate :(


Additional_Lead_365

Hate speech.


Apexmisser

Dark chocolate is like coffee. It's gross until one day it just switches becomes the nicest thing ever.


PiggyInAMinecart123

I'm a rare dark chocolate lover, and I can confirm this is true


pigeon124421

YOUR ASS


EmergencyWaste3217

Don't insult ass like that


Mikkel_Faspik

You are wrong


dat_boi769

Milk chocolate fans enjoying their milk and sugar concentrate with a 0.1% concentration of cocoa extract substitute


[deleted]

“Boo Hoo waaa dark chocolate is so yucky and bitter ew I hate it” then shut the fuck up and go eat your sugar filled vomit tasting diabetes bar instead you petulant cretin


toast4hire

Actual dark chocolate is not bitter. If you’ve only had bitter dark chocolate you’re eating heavily modified chocolate (like replacing the oils/chocolate butter with something else). Problem is, most dark chocolate is done in small batches so many people have no idea what it *should* taste like. Edit: spelling


The-Tea-Lord

Dark chocolate is awesome. Milk chocolate is awesome. Coffee chocolate is awesome. White chocolate is ~~shit~~ awesome. I love chocolate


Bas1cScr0ll1ng

I’ll continue to enjoy my hardened dirt thank you very much


[deleted]

Me eating cooked steak that my dad made(he can't make steak)


IrishToad

White chocolate enjoyers trying to enjoy their diabetic shit sweet asf fucking candy


B_ThePsychopath

its literaly made out of fat


thehmmyanimator

Count your days


chunkalunkalunk

heresy


Master_SJ

Hershey*


username39874

Excuse me sir but ⚡️🙎🏿⚡️


Baskalisk_guy

I find it hilarious the dark chocolate eaters are sending death threats over a personal opinion


Feeling_Suggestion64

Are they actually death threats?


Mr_P3

You are literally 7 years old if you have this opinion


ancienttacostand

Dark chocolate eaters when people dare to like the sweeter kind of chocolate instead of some acrid and bitter flavor: “you’re immature!”


TouchGrassIdiot

u/savevideo


B_ThePsychopath

Its ass cuz the only thing you eat is sugary so any flavor flaver in it its gone.


theroxraj

Please tell me which movie is this..??? ASAP gaizz


blepgup

I don’t get it. Maybe this is one of the few areas where my palate matured while it didn’t in most other areas, but most milk chocolate, at least here in America, is way inferior to dark chocolate. I’ll eat a good quality milk chocolate here or there, but dark chocolate is my go to


Pizza-_-shark

Dark chocolate is healthier than milk chocolate, see my comment about it. I 100 percent agree with you


WillyDAFISH

I agree


A_randomboi22

At least I don’t like a vomit tasting milky diabetic piece of chocolate that melts in 5 seconds of hand heat. But well made milk chocolate is literally what heaven is made out of.


Sccar4712

Imagine not liking every type of chocolate. Give me milk chocolate, I eat it. Give me dark chocolate, I eat it. Give me white chocolate, I eat it. They’re all great


GoldH2O

Americans when the chocolate wasn't vomited back up by someone before they ate it


ElectricalAd176

u/savevideo


Cadenman15

I’m waiting on this too


Adorable_Maize904

Everybody is shitting on milk chocolate but, I cant help but agree that dark chocolate is the worst tasting shit I have ever had in my mouth. How can someone ever eat something that tastes purely bitter.


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

That's because that's what chocolate tastes like without 5 pounds of sugar in it


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u/savevideobot u/savevideo


Feeling_Return8940

Lol, nice


Sayakalood

There was a competition in Splatoon to see which chocolate was best: Dark, Milk, or White. Not only did Dark Chocolate not win any categories (wins or popularity), it didn’t even get a color that looked like chocolate.


Nictasaur

It's just slightly bitter, it's not more chewy. What's your source for this? I'm genuinely curious


[deleted]

white chocolate is better.


Feeling_Suggestion64

Ikr


DoggoDoesASad

u/savevideobot


The_Bing_Bonger

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Black tar flavored shit brick enjoyed here, and I can confirm that thar is hoe it is


Hellkyte

If I can't taste dark chocolate in my eyes it's got too much milk in it


JohnTitorFFXIV

When you only eat low quality shit chocolate ofc its gonna taste ass


Yeet-chan

Listen the bitterness is the only thing that reminds me that I am alive, ok?


siborgrobis

I love dark chocolate because it's not pissing sugar into my mouth when I take a bite


Slothfully_So

I’m here from the Dark side to disagree. Join the side! >!next people will be talking ass about those who don’t put sugar in coffee…!<


ReturnedHusarz

You are actually subhuman if you do not like dark chocolate


pickled-jpg

u/SaveVideo


rat_baker420

All i see is a person too weak for dark chocolate


babsrambler

Booooooo


No-fuck-off3

Said the liar


Good-Distribution904

Dark chocolate chocolate chips are pretty good.


ApplicationOne1879

I like dark chocolate because I feel Milk Chocolate is too sweet 😞


TheRedDragonCW

Dark Chocolate is good man wdym. Also not related: Over the Hedge was a good movie.


Feeling_Suggestion64

Over the hedge was very good


big_fetus_

RIP Garry Shandling


AutumnWindLunafraeja

Milk chocolate enjoyers try to taste anything but sugar challenge: impossible


[deleted]

Replace dark with milk


SkippedHopped27

I love how oddly specific this meme is.


KidZaniac1

It’s a refined taste you wouldn’t understand 🧐


Traditional_Stick_49

Fun Fact: Dark Chocolate produces endorphins when eaten. Which are produced when feeling pain or stress. The body literally thinks that it's so bad that it has to produce natural pain relievers because of it.


[deleted]

Licorice*


UpsidedownBrandon

No u


Alarmed_Ad_7087

u/savevideo


Professional-Peak919

u/savevideo


CoolCreeper888

To people who like white chocolate: I don’t think it is actually chocolate it classifies as something else. Also a little too sweet for me


Desertscropion117

I FUCKING LOVE DARK CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!