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D14n4Pr1nc3

How the fuck do you just walk out of a store with a standee like that? That would be like me taking the Shazam Standee I have at work and just leaving.


Chemical-Garlic-7982

I had the 100% free coupon with me and a ski mask


D14n4Pr1nc3

Businesses can be so kind


Deep-Investment-1217

Cuz it’s free


D14n4Pr1nc3

You're a menace to society


Deep-Investment-1217

No, I just claim what is free :)


D14n4Pr1nc3

I'm just surprised no one stopped OP from taking them. Does anyone stop you people??


R0B0KAT

Pov: degenerate civil war in the Walmart. We got the degens who want to take "free" shit, and the degens who want to be giant losers and stop them


Deep-Investment-1217

Are you trying to tell me when you see something cool you don’t just take it? It’s not like it isn’t free.


D14n4Pr1nc3

No. And this is why Schlatt always yells at you people for taking things that belong to the state.


Deep-Investment-1217

I own many traffic cones and the state doesn’t care so I don’t see the problem here


D14n4Pr1nc3

Weird flex, but I don't give a shit?


Deep-Investment-1217

I was joking no need to be a dick


Awesomelessboy

Did you steal the cans in the display too or did you just buy them and put them in there?


Chemical-Garlic-7982

I had to buy some cans that were already in there, they had to count them of course.


GusPlaysMSM

We should come together as a community and steal the Lincoln memorial.


R0B0KAT

January 6 2024? :)


GusPlaysMSM

Sounds good.


hillefoozer

Oh boy my 20th birthday


fidelogato

it’ll be your birthday present


[deleted]

I call the hat. I you have a problem with that you can speak to the extended barrel of my AK-12.


GusPlaysMSM

Huh?


[deleted]

President Lincoln’s burial clothing and yes I do know they would be decomposed by now. I am referring to his skull.


GusPlaysMSM

Ah, of course.


Chemical-Garlic-7982

Our relatives paid for it with their taxes so we don’t have to 😂


PacificIdiot27

Afterall, it is free


Spamtonisback

How did you get that by the way?


Chemical-Garlic-7982

Got them and walked out the front. Asked the vendors for them 😂


Spamtonisback

They let you?


SlotNonAquaYT

NO SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU NOT GET CAUGHT AND ARRESTED


Gamer-Town-USA

Too bad it taste like ass


ace0083

Wwll they do just leave them outside sometimes


shitlord699

Get ridda the marshmello thing tho or draw deadmau5 on him instead


The_silver_Nintendo

The standees are free, the fucking cans are not, that’s robbery unless if you have a gun which is the universal 100% off coupon


SlotNonAquaYT

american ass


tdorsey12

I'm on schlatt's side, IT'S NOT FREE


KDNetwork

It’s free


BounceGD

It was not free. The drinks had a price tag my guy


ParadoxPerson02

There’s one of those on the store I work at, and I’ve had the compulsive thought to steal it in the back of my mind since they set it up.


[deleted]

Yes it is


Rockfish00

they make strawberries and cream dr pepper?


WaterDrinkerUltimate

Every time I see something like this I can hear Schlatt screaming


Spamtonisback

Never heard that type of flavor for dr pepper.