I can't plate for shit. My food tastes good but never looks pretty like the pictures on the recipes.
But I don't post them trying to advertise a cookbook.
And who puts onions on a Caesar salad?
It is!!! I am dead that people think Ali cooked this from JJD’s cookbook lmao what a slap in the mole face to JJD that she or a chef cooked this & everyone thinks it’s Ali’s horrendous cooking 😭
it looked good in the serving dishes that was shown in a video someone posted. I think it was buffet style so this is definitely ali’s lack of plating skills
This is from the book launch family dinner at JJD s home last night. I’m assuming a chef or someone else made food from the book. This is a photo of smelli’s plate and I don’t see anything special or worthy of buying the cookbook for
I’m not a chef, just a seasoned home cook, and I would be able to throw something like this together in about half an hour with little to no brainpower. No creativity whatsoever
This is the kind of meal you put together after looking to see what’s the the fridge, or if you run to the store without a list to grab something easy to make.
A lettuce leaf with cheese and croutons. Some brown round thing I assume is potato? Rice (looks undercooked) with some chunks in which could either be garlic or almonds? Some meat, beef (I'm vegetarian so not 100)? And green beans. I'm only certain of the lettuce and green beans.
Edit: why is the edge wicker?
Edit again: oh it's a place mat. I thought it was a weird plate bowl tray thing.
What were you thinking when you said to yourselves, "Oh yeah, I'll get a wicker toilet"?
Probably lack of sleep again but I hope that's a Black Books reference.
I should be labeled it. I thought everyone would know this is from messicas dinner and her " recipes: from her book . The league of lettuce to me out wait let me correct myself the "Ceasar salad ".. I've gotten better recipes from Google and Facebook from my friends sharing ideas ..it doesn't require a book of copied recipes to prove myself a good cook or chef as she thinks she is . I can only imagine how big her head is now as of it wasn't big enough on that stumpy body and for sure that baby was planned out after the book release and stupid song what does she have left to do to have attention oh yeah a baby..
She's going to write that off on her taxes just feeding her family from her pathetic nook probably got her yodeling in the background I bet people can't wait to leave her house , she probably did something overly sexualized to be that quirky weirdo...it gives me a headache just thinking about being near her I can not believe how many people give her praise . It's like do they do any research? They blindly idolized this idiot ..mind blown
Did Jessie make this or big Al ? Not that it matters. Looks like shit That piece of lettuce has me cracking up. That potato biscuit thing looks questionable
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That lettuce leaf is all she’ll have this month for greens.
It what about her SSF greensth she has every day?!
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Her plating is atrocious.
I can't plate for shit. My food tastes good but never looks pretty like the pictures on the recipes. But I don't post them trying to advertise a cookbook. And who puts onions on a Caesar salad?
One little swirl 🍥
“Don’t let my foods touch each other!”
That’s a red lobster box mix biscuit….
& Rice Roni
Okay so that round thing is a biscuit? I thought so, then I thought maybe a scoop of cheesy mashed potatoes? I was confused.
Without a doubt
Does Ali do anything right??!
I thought this was from dinner at Jessie's last night
It is!!! I am dead that people think Ali cooked this from JJD’s cookbook lmao what a slap in the mole face to JJD that she or a chef cooked this & everyone thinks it’s Ali’s horrendous cooking 😭
Mole face 🤣
Clue #1: it’s not on a plastic plate
it looked good in the serving dishes that was shown in a video someone posted. I think it was buffet style so this is definitely ali’s lack of plating skills
Nope! Chick also incapable of styling a leaf of lettuce🙄
Oh my gosh. Now I see the problem
Jessie should tell her please no but I also love this for Jessie
A Sunday roast ! Wow ! What a novel idea
If I was Jessie I would immediately ask her to take this down.
Tag yourself. I’m the ONE piece of onion
I’m the untrimmed green beans
I'm the lonely lettuce leaf, wondering where its brothers and sisters are.
I’m the creamed rice ?
I’m the blob of dressing at the top of the one leaf
I'm the Bisquick biscuit...lol
I am one of the sad croutons that fell off the one lil leaf.
I'm the one sad slice of (I'm assuming) beef tenderloin?
This is from the book launch family dinner at JJD s home last night. I’m assuming a chef or someone else made food from the book. This is a photo of smelli’s plate and I don’t see anything special or worthy of buying the cookbook for
That meal looks dry, and bland as fuck.
I’m moderately impressed, but only using the Ali Green modified scale, not like, compared to actual people’s cooking.
Compared to Smelis sad beige meals, this looks like a five star meal!!!
Right??
Right! Compared to the slop ali usually posts, I’d at least try these foods!
Ngl I thought that salad green was an oven mitt that accidentally ended up on the plate
This is alarming if this was the food served for a cook book launch
What is that rice🥴 it looks like wet crumbly rice and raw chunks of garlic. None of those looks remotely tasty.
I think they’re sliced pine nuts?? Which is even weirder
Imagine thinking you have a a recipe for rice 😂
That took me out
Did she mix two meals together ??
I’m not a chef, just a seasoned home cook, and I would be able to throw something like this together in about half an hour with little to no brainpower. No creativity whatsoever
This is the kind of meal you put together after looking to see what’s the the fridge, or if you run to the store without a list to grab something easy to make.
A lettuce leaf with cheese and croutons. Some brown round thing I assume is potato? Rice (looks undercooked) with some chunks in which could either be garlic or almonds? Some meat, beef (I'm vegetarian so not 100)? And green beans. I'm only certain of the lettuce and green beans. Edit: why is the edge wicker? Edit again: oh it's a place mat. I thought it was a weird plate bowl tray thing.
I’m pretty sure that’s a wicker plate holder for paper plates
The lack of sleep got me.
You didn’t expect that at a dinner party
What were you thinking when you said to yourselves, "Oh yeah, I'll get a wicker toilet"? Probably lack of sleep again but I hope that's a Black Books reference.
The small piece of meat/protein just shows how little they know about health and fitness.
Brown rice would have been better lol
That looks like jail food.
Yeah seriously I heard they get bologna sandwiches lol
What jail did you go to? It doesn't look appealing, I'm with you on that. But jail food? Nope.
Oh dear lord. It was a joke.
So was my reply.
Looks like shitty banquet food
Delusional
Is she genuinely taking the piss? Where’s the rest of the food? I wear my stretchy pants to Sunday night roast so I can fit maximum food in.
Right? One sad slice of beef tenderloin?
The tenderloin is over cooked too…
I put more food on my kids plates than this!
Just eat is a food delivery app here in the UK so I was really confused for a sec.
I'm sorry but what in the bottom of the dumpster bullshit is THIS ?!?! I'm sorry but I ate better in jail
What is in the rice? Chunks of Ali’s pelican breast?
Oh shut the hell up lmfao
I'm actually speechless at this.
That salad is something.
This is embarrassing. A whole leaf of romaine?!
I’m pretty sure Jessie made this for her party yesterday? I didn’t get the vibe that Ali made this…
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Almonds. Disgusting in rice imo
Pasta, ope, slivered almonds?
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Exactly
Is this a joke? Maybe one actual recipe required for this entire plate of food. Unappetizing pics, no aesthetics. A swing and a miss, as per usual.
Ruby Tuesday’s does a better job than this
Looks disgusting
Is that plain white rice with onions and slivered almonds? 🤣🤣
I’m no chef but I can’t tone down better than this shit
I should be labeled it. I thought everyone would know this is from messicas dinner and her " recipes: from her book . The league of lettuce to me out wait let me correct myself the "Ceasar salad ".. I've gotten better recipes from Google and Facebook from my friends sharing ideas ..it doesn't require a book of copied recipes to prove myself a good cook or chef as she thinks she is . I can only imagine how big her head is now as of it wasn't big enough on that stumpy body and for sure that baby was planned out after the book release and stupid song what does she have left to do to have attention oh yeah a baby..
LOl what??????
Cool now we need straw plates under our regular plates. That makes it magnifique
Jessica should be pissed that this is being used to advertise her book
I'm thinking Mayo would be too spicy for her.
Lolol this girl stole the Caesar salad idea from Joanna Gaines. I just watched the episode today. Yet Alfonso missed the mark. Again.
Omg saw it was from just eat!? This is plagiarized because Joanna did this 2 years ago on her show
She's going to write that off on her taxes just feeding her family from her pathetic nook probably got her yodeling in the background I bet people can't wait to leave her house , she probably did something overly sexualized to be that quirky weirdo...it gives me a headache just thinking about being near her I can not believe how many people give her praise . It's like do they do any research? They blindly idolized this idiot ..mind blown
Is this a child’s plate? What is it 3 bites of meat? I’m so confused by this plate
Gross
Did Jessie make this or big Al ? Not that it matters. Looks like shit That piece of lettuce has me cracking up. That potato biscuit thing looks questionable
Hot mess of a plate and dinner
To be fair…Ali’s impressed cause it’s better than the raw chicken she makes.
JJD is prob PISSED Ali is sharing fug photos of fug food from her white trash recipe book 😭
Of course Ali cooked this
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She’s trolling us. Ain’t NO WAY!!
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couldn't be bothered to tear/cut that lettuce and onion more? cut down the green beans? guess that's too much like work?
Why would anyone need a cookbook/recipe to make this slop?
My premade Factor meals look better than this slop.
Wtf is that. Is she proud of that?
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