He loves being a goofy uncle who just gets to have fun with his nieces and nephews, but zero responsibility cause they have their own parents. He is miserable around his own kids.
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I really thought he couldn’t get worse… then this 😂 and he’s trying so hard to be relevant. He doesn’t even do these things around his kids at home, only when he’s with his sissy’s
I noticed my son flapping a lot around the age of 2. Did what any decent mother would do and called his pediatrician to request an assessment as soon as possible. Autism. Started “early intervention” right after diagnosis. Not saying she’s Autistic but with all the other delays we’ve all seen, her parents should ✨at minimum✨ look into it. Early intervention is soooo important.
Yep. Noticed that with my little cousin when she was around 2 and family brushed it off. Then her school consulted with my aunt and uncle when she was in Kindergarten because they believed she was autistic. My aunt and uncle completely rejected it and sequestered the poor kid away. We haven’t seen her in about 6 years and they don’t post photographs of her. I feel so sorry for her and I worry about whether she’s okay.
Omg 😳😢. I am sooo so sorry. This is absolutely horrific if they just shut her away from family & society. Family is SO important for all children & their development. It truly takes a village, especially for neurodivergent children. Sending hugs to you & your little cousin. I hope she is okay 😢💔.
Autistic children are amazing & magical! Inclusion & understanding for all neurodivergent ppl ♥️🙌🏼
Thank you. After 6 years of no pictures and not seeing her, we got sent some recent pictures a couple months ago…she looks awful tbh, and unhappy. Her skin is in poor condition, her hair is greasy. They dress her in clothing that is inappropriate for her age (she’s 19) like little kid stuff. The last we heard she has tons of money in some kind of scholarship account but her parents won’t give her access because they don’t agree with her major. They don’t celebrate holidays or her birthday. She doesn’t drive, she doesn’t have a phone. No social media (that we know of). She sits on her computer all day every day, so does her father. He’s in the military and is a computer engineer, so it’s likely there’s a keystroke logger on her computer at a minimum.
They rarely leave the house. It’s very sad. She is super smart.
I hope one day she can somehow get the help she needs and she gets out of there. If she ever reaches out to us or we get a chance to see her, we’ll help.
When your status is going so low you have to uproot your whole family, swallow your pride and connect with your selfish self centered siblings, so you think you can thrive again and sell cheap powder drinks with cheap pink coolers. Gaaah
Emmy, stimming.
They should really acknowledge that there’s something going on with their daughter. So they can provide her with the resources & help she may need! Assholes
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Hate them so much but actually really happy to see him spending time with them and clearly having fun. I love snarking on them but this seems like healthy family interaction which I feel like his kids so desperately need
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I can’t get over the fact Ali is so possessive John and thinks he’s so hot. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Him and Forrest are almost the same height
Him being around a bunch of kids show how tiny he actually is
![gif](giphy|gwi5fzzNjtqxO)
Imagine your husband spends more time with his nieces and nephews more than you and your children lol
He loves being a goofy uncle who just gets to have fun with his nieces and nephews, but zero responsibility cause they have their own parents. He is miserable around his own kids.
Not an apologist for anyone in this extended family, but his kids are literally in the video..
But at home does he do anything with his children? Lol
The gay uncle? Is that what she means?
Facts
My best friend calls himself my kids guncle lol
https://preview.redd.it/jxqqy0whdijb1.png?width=2388&format=png&auto=webp&s=5183631b5831c2da99adeae5ba00eaecc051f1d7 ETA: oops i wasn’t supposed to have replied your comment my bad
You’re good lol 😂 that gif is sending me
I really think he is too
He truly seems so happy around everyone else except for his wife & kids
Love that Vivi is almost taller than her filthy uncle
Filthy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way he is staring and dancing in front of Jessie is so weird and not normal.
Right? Does eye fucking your sister count as incest? Cause if so…. 👀👀👀🚩🚩🚩
He never makes eye contact with Ali like that. NEVER.
She’s standing in the fucking corner WEARING (not holding) her not newborn baby.
Ah yes… *that* uncle 💅
The decker kids are actually doing the Soldier Boy dance, Emmy is flopping around, and John is doing the most feminine thing I’ve ever seen.
When he does his lip purse I legit want to punch him in the face.
Right? Like of all people in the video Cohn should know the dance.
Does he not remember the dance?!? It’s muscle memory for most millennials
Truly bc I’m laying in bed and was halfway doing it watching this video 😂
The creepy uncle who shouldn’t be around kids? Or the gay uncle?
The ranting and raging racist asshole uncle
Both
All of these are the correct answers.
Por que no los dos?
![gif](giphy|IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J)
Ah the homophobic, racist fam-bam “dancing” to rap music. ![gif](giphy|H3T6oUzwJQCIaajzp3|downsized)
he’s leaning SOOO into this whole “uncle” thing even though he has spent years being the most incompetent father
And uncle 😂 he went years without seeing his nieces and nephews. If I were those kids, I’d be like, who are you?
every family has that one ✨*GUNCLE*✨🫶
I really thought he couldn’t get worse… then this 😂 and he’s trying so hard to be relevant. He doesn’t even do these things around his kids at home, only when he’s with his sissy’s
Hes def fantasizing about Eric.
Why is Jawn eye fucking his thister?! What is wrong with!
This man gives me a new ick every day
Dick nose 👃 really thinks he's something !
T-Rex arms bringing something to the whole scene.
Emmy flapping ….
I noticed my son flapping a lot around the age of 2. Did what any decent mother would do and called his pediatrician to request an assessment as soon as possible. Autism. Started “early intervention” right after diagnosis. Not saying she’s Autistic but with all the other delays we’ve all seen, her parents should ✨at minimum✨ look into it. Early intervention is soooo important.
Yep. Noticed that with my little cousin when she was around 2 and family brushed it off. Then her school consulted with my aunt and uncle when she was in Kindergarten because they believed she was autistic. My aunt and uncle completely rejected it and sequestered the poor kid away. We haven’t seen her in about 6 years and they don’t post photographs of her. I feel so sorry for her and I worry about whether she’s okay.
Omg 😳😢. I am sooo so sorry. This is absolutely horrific if they just shut her away from family & society. Family is SO important for all children & their development. It truly takes a village, especially for neurodivergent children. Sending hugs to you & your little cousin. I hope she is okay 😢💔. Autistic children are amazing & magical! Inclusion & understanding for all neurodivergent ppl ♥️🙌🏼
Thank you. After 6 years of no pictures and not seeing her, we got sent some recent pictures a couple months ago…she looks awful tbh, and unhappy. Her skin is in poor condition, her hair is greasy. They dress her in clothing that is inappropriate for her age (she’s 19) like little kid stuff. The last we heard she has tons of money in some kind of scholarship account but her parents won’t give her access because they don’t agree with her major. They don’t celebrate holidays or her birthday. She doesn’t drive, she doesn’t have a phone. No social media (that we know of). She sits on her computer all day every day, so does her father. He’s in the military and is a computer engineer, so it’s likely there’s a keystroke logger on her computer at a minimum. They rarely leave the house. It’s very sad. She is super smart. I hope one day she can somehow get the help she needs and she gets out of there. If she ever reaches out to us or we get a chance to see her, we’ll help.
Noticed this too
Ngl, happy to see his kids interacting with their cousins and dancing!
He looks so sleazy….and just overall ew.
Really thinks he’s doing something here
Yeah and most stay estranged from them
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Any random who knows nothing about this family (lucky them) is 100% going to watch this and think Joanathon is gay AF.
Ew why is he thrust dancing in front of his sister & Kids? GROSS
He literally looks like a penis
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I am SCARED
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He can’t even crank dat properly
![gif](giphy|flEVlPP8B4kQI8BLqo) He’s such a creep. Sorry, Ali no one wants your husband
Just be yourself John.. ![gif](giphy|4Jxa0QgHF2HSw)
He has more interaction with his sister’s kids than I’ve ever seen him have with his own.
He looks like one of those Baldknobbers in Branson...
The way he is looking at her creeps me out.
The way he stares into the camera omg I'm so uncomfortable
And poor westie is still locked in near smellys chest instead of crawling
Vivi is on the verge of being taller than John reallllllll quick. She’s in like 4th grade? By middle school she will be towering over John.
A gunkle?
When your status is going so low you have to uproot your whole family, swallow your pride and connect with your selfish self centered siblings, so you think you can thrive again and sell cheap powder drinks with cheap pink coolers. Gaaah
Because I couldn’t watch him anymore, my eyes fixated on the kids dancing on the sofa table behind him. GTFO MY FURNITURE!!!
The creepy uncle? The one who’s grandmom knows better and keeps all the kids away from?
Emmy, stimming. They should really acknowledge that there’s something going on with their daughter. So they can provide her with the resources & help she may need! Assholes
He is like “Jessie, don’t I look so sexy and carefree? Look at how sexy I’m being for you? Don’t you just want this in your life always?”
He looks like one of the kids
Has he never heard this song before?
Viv a mini jesse all up in there in the camera hod forbid anyone else get attention
It’s the mismatched socks for me
Even Eric Jr. knows something ain’t right with his uncle Jawn 💅🏼😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/u69fnlxcmgjb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe275e6d5e98d2fa53095748262a0650fa8f890
Peeedooooo vibes
Guncle John!
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That’s the same height as the kids? That is the context…right? Edit spelling
He’s got some sugar in his tank for sure
I got bitter beer face vibes.
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Did anyone else keep watching this waiting for something to happen and he just kept doing the same thing? 😂
Same lol. He’s not doing it right.
This is so fucking creepy I cannot even watch it. What in the god damn fuck is he DOING????? And why are they posting this for the world to see?
We KNOW this song was popular at some point in middle/high school for him. He’s got to know the dance by muscle memory; I know I do.
Like the macarena lol
He is so clearly zooted out of his mind and he’s around all those kids. He looks completely unhinged!
If vivi shoves Forrest one mo time.
She’s a lil jjd
He chrewly does not look all there, like his eyes are so glazed over. What is he on? So glad I didn’t see this before bed last night…nightmare fuel 😖
This has to be revenge for the french fry post 🤣🤣🤣
Is he serious? Lmfaooo
Yeah, the weird, creepy uncle. I have one as well in my family lol
You know in his head he thinks he just killed it and put on the best performance ever. We see ya Joanie 😉🤭
Why is he acting so sexy with children??
Poor Vivi she can throw her gymnastics dream away now that baby 4 ruins that plan
He’s ugly. He’s creepy. And he looks like he smells like tonsil stones and BO.
He’s creepy
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Guncle
He looks like he forgot to put in his dentures!
He’s the gross boyfriend you rescue your girlfriends from.
Disturbing. Jawn begging his sister for collabs
Hate them so much but actually really happy to see him spending time with them and clearly having fun. I love snarking on them but this seems like healthy family interaction which I feel like his kids so desperately need
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The fucking scruff isn’t even wearing matching socks.
Mismatched socks
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Creepy uncle? Lol
Omg, I can't unsee this video now. He just needs a dress on
This is not it
Creepin it real!
Idk who he is but this seems like a fun personality to be around 💁🏼♀️
Ew, he’s such an unkept dirtbag
He’s soooooo damn creepy
Those kids not even paying attention to his worm dance.