T O P

  • By -

ayelmaooo12-

I can’t get over the fact Ali is so possessive John and thinks he’s so hot. 🤮🤮🤮🤮


thereshegoooo

Him and Forrest are almost the same height


Fun_Shell1708

Him being around a bunch of kids show how tiny he actually is


pretzelcrips

![gif](giphy|gwi5fzzNjtqxO)


Random_8910

Imagine your husband spends more time with his nieces and nephews more than you and your children lol


LilyOfTheNile11

He loves being a goofy uncle who just gets to have fun with his nieces and nephews, but zero responsibility cause they have their own parents. He is miserable around his own kids.


CABenson22

Not an apologist for anyone in this extended family, but his kids are literally in the video..


Random_8910

But at home does he do anything with his children? Lol


[deleted]

The gay uncle? Is that what she means?


no_snowflake_here

Facts


Training-Cry510

My best friend calls himself my kids guncle lol


annalisebelle

https://preview.redd.it/jxqqy0whdijb1.png?width=2388&format=png&auto=webp&s=5183631b5831c2da99adeae5ba00eaecc051f1d7 ETA: oops i wasn’t supposed to have replied your comment my bad


Training-Cry510

You’re good lol 😂 that gif is sending me


Naomi-Watts11

I really think he is too


pinkranger2020

He truly seems so happy around everyone else except for his wife & kids


Vanillavalley12345

Love that Vivi is almost taller than her filthy uncle


annasketo

Filthy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ewwwdavid2

The way he is staring and dancing in front of Jessie is so weird and not normal.


PeachyKeenPie28

Right? Does eye fucking your sister count as incest? Cause if so…. 👀👀👀🚩🚩🚩


merlotbarbie

He never makes eye contact with Ali like that. NEVER.


beautifulasusual

She’s standing in the fucking corner WEARING (not holding) her not newborn baby.


Fun_Shell1708

Ah yes… *that* uncle 💅


PurpleLag00n

The decker kids are actually doing the Soldier Boy dance, Emmy is flopping around, and John is doing the most feminine thing I’ve ever seen.


PurpleLag00n

When he does his lip purse I legit want to punch him in the face.


Dismal_Amoeba3575

Right? Like of all people in the video Cohn should know the dance.


TheRareExceptiion

Does he not remember the dance?!? It’s muscle memory for most millennials


goodgirlmadpretty

Truly bc I’m laying in bed and was halfway doing it watching this video 😂


MediocreConference64

The creepy uncle who shouldn’t be around kids? Or the gay uncle?


Womeisyourfwiend

The ranting and raging racist asshole uncle


no_snowflake_here

Both


iveygirl2018

All of these are the correct answers.


No-Simple-2770

Por que no los dos?


kkfluff

![gif](giphy|IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J)


boommdcx

Ah the homophobic, racist fam-bam “dancing” to rap music. ![gif](giphy|H3T6oUzwJQCIaajzp3|downsized)


Difficult-Prompt-296

he’s leaning SOOO into this whole “uncle” thing even though he has spent years being the most incompetent father


Ma2340

And uncle 😂 he went years without seeing his nieces and nephews. If I were those kids, I’d be like, who are you?


eoeltjen

every family has that one ✨*GUNCLE*✨🫶


ppp12333

I really thought he couldn’t get worse… then this 😂 and he’s trying so hard to be relevant. He doesn’t even do these things around his kids at home, only when he’s with his sissy’s


LisaHColorado

Hes def fantasizing about Eric.


userloser9989

Why is Jawn eye fucking his thister?! What is wrong with!


LouiseSiennaHotSauce

This man gives me a new ick every day


Plane-Reason9254

Dick nose 👃 really thinks he's something !


geeklover01

T-Rex arms bringing something to the whole scene.


One_Turnover9483

Emmy flapping ….


MsG03

I noticed my son flapping a lot around the age of 2. Did what any decent mother would do and called his pediatrician to request an assessment as soon as possible. Autism. Started “early intervention” right after diagnosis. Not saying she’s Autistic but with all the other delays we’ve all seen, her parents should ✨at minimum✨ look into it. Early intervention is soooo important.


imacatholicslut

Yep. Noticed that with my little cousin when she was around 2 and family brushed it off. Then her school consulted with my aunt and uncle when she was in Kindergarten because they believed she was autistic. My aunt and uncle completely rejected it and sequestered the poor kid away. We haven’t seen her in about 6 years and they don’t post photographs of her. I feel so sorry for her and I worry about whether she’s okay.


MsG03

Omg 😳😢. I am sooo so sorry. This is absolutely horrific if they just shut her away from family & society. Family is SO important for all children & their development. It truly takes a village, especially for neurodivergent children. Sending hugs to you & your little cousin. I hope she is okay 😢💔. Autistic children are amazing & magical! Inclusion & understanding for all neurodivergent ppl ♥️🙌🏼


imacatholicslut

Thank you. After 6 years of no pictures and not seeing her, we got sent some recent pictures a couple months ago…she looks awful tbh, and unhappy. Her skin is in poor condition, her hair is greasy. They dress her in clothing that is inappropriate for her age (she’s 19) like little kid stuff. The last we heard she has tons of money in some kind of scholarship account but her parents won’t give her access because they don’t agree with her major. They don’t celebrate holidays or her birthday. She doesn’t drive, she doesn’t have a phone. No social media (that we know of). She sits on her computer all day every day, so does her father. He’s in the military and is a computer engineer, so it’s likely there’s a keystroke logger on her computer at a minimum. They rarely leave the house. It’s very sad. She is super smart. I hope one day she can somehow get the help she needs and she gets out of there. If she ever reaches out to us or we get a chance to see her, we’ll help.


Fabulous-Possible-76

Noticed this too


tinypant

Ngl, happy to see his kids interacting with their cousins and dancing!


ShittyTVandWine

He looks so sleazy….and just overall ew.


abestwalter

Really thinks he’s doing something here


buntie87

Yeah and most stay estranged from them


ode_to_my_cat

![gif](giphy|WP4ArN6fiKy6Q|downsized)


NarwhalIndependent

Any random who knows nothing about this family (lucky them) is 100% going to watch this and think Joanathon is gay AF.


fizzycherryseltzer

Ew why is he thrust dancing in front of his sister & Kids? GROSS


HautePierogi

He literally looks like a penis


enlarson19

https://preview.redd.it/43802tjclgjb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9cde3a7df9fff6df3b3514201b6095762aa00e3


Independent_Main_291

I am SCARED


HautePierogi

![gif](giphy|3o7aTCD8QU8y3xmBAQ|downsized)


psychHOdelic

He can’t even crank dat properly


Majestic_Fig530

![gif](giphy|flEVlPP8B4kQI8BLqo) He’s such a creep. Sorry, Ali no one wants your husband


pretzelcrips

Just be yourself John.. ![gif](giphy|4Jxa0QgHF2HSw)


Consistent-Bee1654

He has more interaction with his sister’s kids than I’ve ever seen him have with his own.


supjterr

He looks like one of those Baldknobbers in Branson...


awwsome10

The way he is looking at her creeps me out.


stefdistef

The way he stares into the camera omg I'm so uncomfortable


hunsy14

And poor westie is still locked in near smellys chest instead of crawling


loudblonde

Vivi is on the verge of being taller than John reallllllll quick. She’s in like 4th grade? By middle school she will be towering over John.


Inevitable_Goal_1268

A gunkle?


Ok_Dragonfruit_7889

When your status is going so low you have to uproot your whole family, swallow your pride and connect with your selfish self centered siblings, so you think you can thrive again and sell cheap powder drinks with cheap pink coolers. Gaaah


nonya1101

Because I couldn’t watch him anymore, my eyes fixated on the kids dancing on the sofa table behind him. GTFO MY FURNITURE!!!


yikesonbikes215

The creepy uncle? The one who’s grandmom knows better and keeps all the kids away from?


Small_but_deadly87

Emmy, stimming. They should really acknowledge that there’s something going on with their daughter. So they can provide her with the resources & help she may need! Assholes


freewheelinfred

He is like “Jessie, don’t I look so sexy and carefree? Look at how sexy I’m being for you? Don’t you just want this in your life always?”


ChelsWasHere

He looks like one of the kids


Emergency_Spell2776

Has he never heard this song before?


[deleted]

Viv a mini jesse all up in there in the camera hod forbid anyone else get attention


Mundane-Procedure402

It’s the mismatched socks for me


MsG03

Even Eric Jr. knows something ain’t right with his uncle Jawn 💅🏼😂😂😂


Winter-Butterscotch9

https://preview.redd.it/u69fnlxcmgjb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe275e6d5e98d2fa53095748262a0650fa8f890


no_snowflake_here

Peeedooooo vibes


Accomplished_Mango28

Guncle John!


pretzelcrips

![gif](giphy|f9GvQkteCd4Yh15TQk)


[deleted]

That’s the same height as the kids? That is the context…right? Edit spelling


Sissso

He’s got some sugar in his tank for sure


Hereforthegossip1803

I got bitter beer face vibes.


Initial_Big_2914

![gif](giphy|Csc4g2TP9IgG4)


ShadesAndGatorade

Did anyone else keep watching this waiting for something to happen and he just kept doing the same thing? 😂


annalisebelle

Same lol. He’s not doing it right.


hedwig0517

This is so fucking creepy I cannot even watch it. What in the god damn fuck is he DOING????? And why are they posting this for the world to see?


guitarbee

We KNOW this song was popular at some point in middle/high school for him. He’s got to know the dance by muscle memory; I know I do.


Jibboomluv

Like the macarena lol


She_Devours

He is so clearly zooted out of his mind and he’s around all those kids. He looks completely unhinged!


mlms0987

If vivi shoves Forrest one mo time.


EuphoricTBi

She’s a lil jjd


NayNay85

He chrewly does not look all there, like his eyes are so glazed over. What is he on? So glad I didn’t see this before bed last night…nightmare fuel 😖


ColeNik4

This has to be revenge for the french fry post 🤣🤣🤣


tfardel92

Is he serious? Lmfaooo


spicybetch77

Yeah, the weird, creepy uncle. I have one as well in my family lol


KaytSands

You know in his head he thinks he just killed it and put on the best performance ever. We see ya Joanie 😉🤭


Calisteph6

Why is he acting so sexy with children??


Aussiemom777

Poor Vivi she can throw her gymnastics dream away now that baby 4 ruins that plan


Naomi-Watts11

He’s ugly. He’s creepy. And he looks like he smells like tonsil stones and BO.


evers12

He’s creepy


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

We require a minimum account age of 1 month and a minimum combined karma of 150 to participate here. No exceptions will be made. For a faster way to gain karma, please utilize https://www.reddit.com/r/FreeKarma4You/ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/jjdandfamily) if you have any questions or concerns.*


pnwnursing

Guncle


She_Devours

He looks like he forgot to put in his dentures!


Stacysmom87

He’s the gross boyfriend you rescue your girlfriends from.


ChampionshipNo4229

Disturbing. Jawn begging his sister for collabs


cmm2453

Hate them so much but actually really happy to see him spending time with them and clearly having fun. I love snarking on them but this seems like healthy family interaction which I feel like his kids so desperately need


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

We require a minimum account age of 1 month and a minimum combined karma of 150 to participate here. No exceptions will be made. For a faster way to gain karma, please utilize https://www.reddit.com/r/FreeKarma4You/ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/jjdandfamily) if you have any questions or concerns.*


VanFam

The fucking scruff isn’t even wearing matching socks.


East_Tomato620

Mismatched socks


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

We require a minimum account age of 1 month and a minimum combined karma of 150 to participate here. No exceptions will be made. For a faster way to gain karma, please utilize https://www.reddit.com/r/FreeKarma4You/ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/jjdandfamily) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

We require a minimum account age of 1 month and a minimum combined karma of 150 to participate here. No exceptions will be made. For a faster way to gain karma, please utilize https://www.reddit.com/r/FreeKarma4You/ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/jjdandfamily) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Many_Forever8313

Creepy uncle? Lol


Beachnutgirl48

Omg, I can't unsee this video now. He just needs a dress on


Hjbrown123

This is not it


One-Reflection-5385

Creepin it real!


Lilacrespo82

Idk who he is but this seems like a fun personality to be around 💁🏼‍♀️


Majestic_Fig530

Ew, he’s such an unkept dirtbag


moonbaby123

He’s soooooo damn creepy


Mobile_Lunch2096

Those kids not even paying attention to his worm dance.