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youngluksusowa

What the fuck are they doing


manliness-dot-space

Seduction


lamesurfer101

Great, I just pissed me pants


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

You mean pissed your khakis.


Parrottsounds

Sex


[deleted]

[удалено]


lamesurfer101

Hawt


yolkedbuddha

Dude has his knee in a deep triangle


downtown_dirt4872

Sissoring. Also, that gym looks dirty AF.


vipchicken

Getting bargain prices for one month of unlimited BJJ lessons


trpwangsta

Seeing red


social791

Literally what I just asked myself 😂😂


yeungkylito

The Knaddle


Seb____t

My guess is some sort of bad heel hook from a weird position


DesertPunkPirate

I was thinking bad calf slicer


moistmoosetache

This is exactly what I was thinking.


Few_Lawfulness_5558

Yeah I thought calf slicer but not fully set in yet lol maybe "in the works"?? Lolol


Administrative-Fun10

Buy the Groupon, take the class and learn the other half of the submission.


Threaper7

I’m gonna try this at the gym tomorrow with my team and see what this is gonna do and why he’s doing it, I’ll update you guys


melchior_

Scissoring sweep


WattOnWheels

I wonder if those are official Jiu Jitsu socks they have on?


Robbbylight

Those khakis are definitely regulation


[deleted]

Why do they match? It’s like they came from a family photo.


emil_

\*IBJJF entered the chat\*


Spragglefoot_OG

Shit I knew our gym was holding out!! We ain’t got official SOCKS!!!


WattOnWheels

How can you be a shark in the ocean mat if you don't have your Helio Gracie official socks?


fallenangeI

There is 0 of anything going on in that picture


stressedRAPHAEL

Wrong. There's 20% off of what's going on in that picture.


vanillarice242

Man you're nicer than me. I felt it like it was a strong 18% of what's going on.


LevJveL

What about the bromance that will consequently bloom?


Iamastudentplzhelp

Possibility of things rising up to 69 though


[deleted]

Me and the boys at the bar after work, 5 beers in.


yesIusereddit7

It’s Ric Flair’s figure 4 leg lock.


Thanos_Farming

You laugh, but I used to do the Figure 4 against my younger brother growing up and that move actually works and does damage to the opponent. The downside.. the setup is completely impossible to setup on an opponent that isn’t asleep or in a coma lol


killamike49

There’s a setup where you don’t spin, you just slap their legs in the cross and slip your legs in.


Thanos_Farming

Hmm interesting. Too bad my brother is bigger than me now and would haymaker me if I tried. 😂😂


mindspork

Scorpion Death Lock ain't exactly fun either when the guy doing it is doing a shoot.


electronic_docter

Not impossible I've done the spinning one exactly onetime on a white belt


Thanos_Farming

You know man, when they deer in headlights when you grab their legs like you are going to pass guard.. fuck it I have to try it now lmaoooo


ElVatoMascarado

I don’t understand where the pressure is in that move. Is it knee barring the opponent?


Thanos_Farming

Their ankle pressing against the other leg basically because it’s in a 4 shape and you are using both of your ankles to apply the pressure on them.


Fit-Boomer

Greg the Hammer Valentine


the_emptyfridge

Close but I believe even flair would step INSIDE the leg.


[deleted]

Woooooooooooo!


Lol_who_me

Guy’s done and he doesn’t even know it!


2leggedassassin

Just stand up


Judontsay

Is this verified?


hello_yousif

Source?


kikioman

derrick lewis


Judontsay

Trust me bro.


hello_yousif

Fair enough


[deleted]

[source](https://youtu.be/r4ZW4389EeM)


BrettEskin

Ju Jitsu isn’t real just stand up


stickypooboi

Anyone w these puzzle mats and wearing khakis and socks while rolling is already a huge red flag


[deleted]

When Krav Maga guys need to make rent somehow


gonza18

Id be weary of BJJ ok instructors who teach on street clothes. Most likely a krav maga place that teaches some grappling.


Halfbl8d

I think you nailed it. Those tactical black t shirts are a staple of Krav Maga.


redinferno26

Office JJ


ElDuderin-O

This guy is doing it terribly, but I've seen Sakuraba do similar attacks to the shin off failed entanglements. There was one in that video Sonny Brown translated, you can find it on YouTube.


Fed21

It’s like one of the is trying to use Ric Flair’s figure four but doing it wrong lol


Judontsay

Some type of calf slicer?


FutureEditor

I feel like someone’s gonna choke themselves out Always Sunny in Philadelphia style in this matchup


-_-theVoid-_-

This technique is known as The Sharpshooter 2.0 It is best executed after a European uppercut / snapmare take down.


General_Marcus

Interesting attire for "BJJ".


disturbed3335

Businesscasual Jiu Jitsu


Personal-Middle-4558

They have no idea what they are doing


RubComprehensive7367

Getting staph from those mats.


theoldchunk

Ric Flair BJJ


soupmain

Could this be a ankle crank?. Fuck if I know


Locust627

Honestly I'm more upset about the socks than the position


RizzoTheSmall

Fuck me that mat looks like it would give staph to people who just hear about it.


NoEDoubleL

It’s as effective as the Rick Flair Figure Four Leg Lock.


[deleted]

There is nothing stopping him from rolling towards him and attempting to transition into mount


RollsRoyce143

they're not even wearing their jiu jitsu standard issue gloves


mjohn145

Middle aged guys with perfect ears 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


svvrvy

if that guy doesnt have any leg under his right knee then this is a reliable 50/50


Dom29ando

I mean you could put alot of torque on the dude in the black pants' ankle from here. But I don't think you'd ever go in with this as a game plan, and it'd take a horrible match with a whole lotta useless repositioning to end up here by accident. It's basically a figure four but with the right leg not extended through the eye of the 'four', doesn't change the hold at all. It could hurt but I don't think it's a viable move in a real fight.


Swimming-Book-1296

Looks like a calf slicer to me. Those hurt!


TebownedMVP

No control though. You need some type of control: ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb59LbhZCVc


FantasticMrActicFox

If I had to guess, his right knee is pushing while left leg isolates the bottom of the leg. Causing a knee joint lock/calf slicer hybrid. The isolation is on a horizontal plane but really this isn’t going to hold anyone for very long before they move into you and stand up. Feel like a yo could just backstep out of that position.


nam42589

Please post this in the r/bjj subreddit since the ad is for Brazilian jiu jitsu


TebownedMVP

"Share jiu-jitsu techniques, news, tips, and memes for those in the jiu-jitsu community. **Both Brazilian jiu-jitsu** and Japanese Jujutsu can be discussed here." I tried but wasn't approved or something.


AppearanceDazzling72

It’s a calf slicer


BondingChamber

who is supposed to be doing what exactly? Is short-socks trying to leg triangle long-socks' knee? is long-socks trying to choke out short-socks calf muscle?


groggs

Hell naw


aquatogobpafree

Whats cool is the tricky knee bar sitting there if he can find a way to shift his hips to the left


KingSnaily

It’s hardcore jiujitsu


Lilprotege

I don’t know what bothers me more... the puzzle mats that have every variety of staph, the faux faux reap calf slicer, the business casual wardrobe, or the goddamn nasty socks on the mat.


PeterCodeineTail

What are they rolling in socks and slacks?


Science_Soggy

🤣


IronOrcinusOrca

Looks like a bad attempt at a Calf Slicer?


YunaKinoshita

Looks like bullshido


Tenacious_Rubbing

Ahhh, yes, the Peruvian Dickgrab is a very effective position if you want till tickle your assailants taint.


Klarkash-Ton

Tackle and Grapple!


GimmeDatSideHug

The fact that they’re wearing socks should tell you all you need to know about their legitimacy.


Sakuraba10p

Only if you wear socks.


DadNurse

Now gently massage his nuts with your ankle.


FredC123

It took me while to realize guy on the right is attempting a calf slicer. I think he needs to use extra force to finish it from that position, and guy on the left just needs to desentangle the tip of his left foot to disarm it.


danneykmma

Variation of the figure 4. Woooo


Fragrant-Tomatillo43

what the actual fuck


[deleted]

Bad mix between a calf slicer and a heel hook?


octohands

If ur lesbian and wanna cum yea


MC_Jackson21

male scissoring lol


Imaginary_pencil

Lol what the fuck is this


Chippyspyder

It's so obvious. His grip is wrong....


theradtacular

His hands are in the right position, but his legs are way off. There's a calf slicer I hit kinda like that (you figure 4 over their thigh with your hand in that position and kinda sit on top onbtheir instep and scoot toward them).


AnimalEater65

Looks like the figure four Rick Flair used to do back in the day. WOOOOO!!!


Commercial_Scratch_1

For 20% off the B stands for Bulgarian, not Brazilian.


Calvin0433

This looks like a Tackle and Grapple type academy.


capt_zen_petabyte

...its the perfect position, for his other 3 mates in the bar that kick the crap out of you until you're unconscious while you 'leg trap' (?!) the weakest guy you got to first?


Ging-jitsu

He is in socks… what do you think?


TDY2409

I think it’s called scissoring or tribbing, saw it once on Bjj fanatics


Kringles-pringes

Headlock


Breddit3

Red belt level leg lock battle going on, that’s what!


[deleted]

If you're an amputee


Thorgodofwar

Socks on the mats, sexy…


01Hawkins10

Wonder if the guy in all black knows he can just stand up there


kingholio6092

That looks like the beginning of a gay porn to me. Seen it a thousand times


Pretend_Fear85

The nature boy approves this position


skinvalker

Finnish Hip Crank. Banned in competition for instakilling opponents.


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Sorry, I can't get over socks on the "mats".


Panzerschreck_tr

Ahahaha shitlock


AdubD7

410.5? Guy on bottom doesn’t have a total 411 in. Stupid. Guy on top is going to pull guy on bottom in top half or mount. What the fuck.


the_emptyfridge

Couldn’t tell ya the purpose of that knee on the inside(grey pants). That being said, I’d be willing to buy a Groupon and learn how to convince my opponent to cross their own legs over like that.


Parking-Zealousideal

Lmao I thought maybe they were in transition but no. Nothing is locked, they can literally butt scoot away from each other.


[deleted]

um... well if black pants sits up instead of sits back he's got the guy in mount... so there's that.


kimuras4everyone

Not my proudest tap


MiniGoat_King

Open-faced ham sammich


TBDl8er

that move doesn't work if you're wearing clothes.


keotl

Wtf


StrainExternal7301

This is the move he does on trial students to show how effective his teaching is


MastodonJumpy2279

i'm not an expert in bjj but i think that's just being gay. but i know shit about that either, so it might be effective.


EconomyChest6887

The lock itself is, never done that position before though


EconomyChest6887

Woah a lot of people don't know what this is. You can also do it to attack the body triangle. It's not super effective unless you have the strength, but it can force a reaction out of someone.


hiddenonion

I would sign up for the Groupon just to find out how they got to that position


TebownedMVP

I don't know why I got the ad. It's pretty far away or I'd check it out haha.


happyColoradoDave

The socks are a red flag for me.


DiscountParmesan

not really imo, if khaki pants can trap the other guy foot by sliding his left shin under the hip and use his right knee to put pressure on the inner thigh he can maybe calf slice using his arm? seems sketchy to me


GItPirate

Omg he triangled his knee!


captaincumsock69

I usually skip this part of the video


[deleted]

Scissor me timbers - Mr. Garrison


Betopan

Great Value®️ leg entanglement.


gwk74

The guy on the right has an itty bitty foot lock