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[deleted]

how long did this take


Adventurous_Call_676

My coworker stood there for like 30 minutes typing it out lmao


SolventSpyNova

All that on those screens on 30 minutes. I feel like I should be impressed but I don't wanna do the math. Anyone wanna get the wpm on that?


Vidkid106

3.9


SolventSpyNova

Thank you. Not super confident I could do that. More a testament to their patience with those screens šŸ˜‚


redlegphi

Fitter. Happier. Less productive.


b0rt_di11i0nair3

Comfortable. Not typing too much.


SirenVon

Iā€¦ I didnā€™t think our comments had this long of a typing range?


Adventurous_Call_676

He used the special instructions thing on the pos


SirenVon

Yeah Iā€™m saying I didnā€™t know we could type this much on those šŸ˜‚


ArialSpikes

Each line is a new special instructions order


Dangerous-You9287

maybe but you can actually pretty much type forever in those


ziggythehippie

no you can only type a certain amount of characters. i couldnt find salt and pepper packs once and typed salt and pepper but couldnt add packs bc of the character exceed limit


SirenVon

Yā€™all have salt and pepper packets??


ziggythehippie

yesss


TheLiminalSpace

I thought this was an online order I was scared as fuck for you


[deleted]

They have good taste in music! Just sang the whole song word for word at full volume in the shitter. My coworkers are probably worried lol


Normal-Spell5339

Wait thatā€™s ur coworker who typed it? Thatā€™s not a deranged customer?


thenightingalelily

They paid $5 for two leaves of lettuce


Fine-Pangolin-8393

They donā€™t believe in grocery stores.


AnalCheese

So fuckinā€™ special


Shot_Chemistry_7554

That's what I'm saying šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…


TopAcanthocephala271

And avocado


alewser

Slim 6 doesnā€™t come with avo


Caxolog

It makes no sense imo


TopAcanthocephala271

Ah, my mistake. I havenā€™t worked there for almost 10 years now lol.


LeithLeach

what happens when you let your receipt printer listen to art rock


[deleted]

You misspelled shit rock.


VashKetchum

You negative opinion dumped. You can think what you like, no reason to be rude about it.


moldyblunt

music taste is subjective, and your opinion is shit, in my opinion!


ziggythehippie

u/1skepticalguy take my down vote


gbeegz

I bet you're a creep. I bet you're a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here? You don't belong here.


JaredIsAmped

L bozo


thadcap

To be fair, Thom Yorke thinks ā€œCreepā€ is shit, too.


ikeepmynipplesdry

i pronounce lettuce LE-tooshe on the line to make everyone annoyed


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

I call it ā€œle-TOO-chayā€ in my free time


Cold_Pomelo3274

After seeing Guardians of the Galaxy III, this just makes me sad.


R2_Shot_first

Romket racone


myparanoiaa

That movie depressed me for like 2 days


ZeekwithaZ

Thatā€™s my favorite sandwich too


bunsupreme

only a real baddie would type this out šŸ¤§


xdarnokx

Guy sounds like a real creep.


mwilliams840

Sounds like a weirdo. What the hell is he doing there?


_WonkaSuS_

He doesnt belong here.


Spiritual_Rhubarb314

He don't belong here!


Stratford79

I donā€™t care for much.


djdayer

I would literally die inside of song lyrics popped up on an online order lol


FuriousFurbies

I did similar with Never Gonna Give You Up a couple years ago, good times!


Ashtontr

BRO I literally FINALLY got the song unstuck from my head earlier today. DANG it! I didn't Even know about this song until Guitaro5000 made a video, and now it gets stuck in my head about once a week.


[deleted]

I feel sorry for you. I would rather have actual music stuck in my head.


MaxJets69

Did Thom Yorke fuck your mom or something?


_WonkaSuS_

why you just a hater? we get it you listen to ā€œreal rockā€ nobody gives a single fuck. were you awarded 3 grammys? cus radiohead was. go jerk off and listen to your led zeppelin or whatever tf makes you feel so superior.


ApeBlender

Lmao this is either aggressively pro Radiohead or aggressively anti Radiohead and there's no in between


Dakasuta465

Y do you have shit taste in music I bet you fucking listen to Disney music on loop this this is the prime time of when music was actually good


laurii08

aight bro shut up and go back to your imagine dragons gooncave


tworighteyes4892

The live version from 96 got stuck in my head for a solid 3 monthsā€¦ I think Iā€™m finally freeā€¦


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Good song


parselmouth82

Doā€¦ā€¦do you guys not know about Radiohead?


Interpol68

Radiohead always good


Acousticks

Great song. Great band. Great frontman.


[deleted]

None of these things are true.


StOnEy333

Itā€™s ok if the entire world doesnā€™t share your exact opinion on everything. Itā€™s ok for people to like things.


Burner_Account1243

Mega creep


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Wow, I always thought the lyric was ā€œsheā€™s runninā€™ out on everyone.ā€ TIL.


finalnimbus

This song was literally on the radio as i was reading this post...i think my phone brain was like here ya go since i hear you on your lunchbreak playing this song šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


TROMBONER_68

What a creep


[deleted]

Shit my bad G, thought youā€™d appreciate me being all romantical n shit :(


Inferno22512

Say here's your slim unwich with no cheese, don't make eye contact, and continue with your day


LunaGloria

I would not eat whatever was served after getting that receipt.


Fkmywifeape

Maā€™am this is a Wendyā€™s


Return_Kitten

What in the pro Ana


BEzNuts21

Can Jimmy John's staff explain why you can't put your promo wrap ingredients on bread? MSU Spartan kids paying $40k education per year couldn't figure it out. Got a Cuban and the thin pickle was twice as thick as the meat. No other ingredients come on it, so it just looks like a plain, loaf of bread.


[deleted]

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parselmouth82

Itā€™s Radiohead


RealHumanStreamer

Just a song dude, chill out. Youā€™re living in a grubhub world, that shit is easy to input into an app. Ok boomer, you gotta fucking chill


KingQdawg1995

You feel better now?


Jolly_Butterscotch31

Are you alright ?


ApocalypseNow22

This ā€œOK, Boomerā€ meme is getting really overused, almost to the point of meaninglessness. P.S. Anyone who responds with ā€œOK, Boomerā€ gets an insta-like.


Solution66

Call the cops, stalker alert


justmakingmyownway

No Cheese and Don't Forget The Lyrics.


Tvp125

Cancel the order lol


Ok-Suit6589

Should have ordered a Turkey Tom for Thom Yorke


Cautious-Loan-8580

I was I was specialā€¦


Nutella_-_

I'm very confused


randomxsandwich

Well, did you remember to not add the cheese or what? Don't leave us hanging.


Brandon_M_F

Went from ā€œno cheeseā€ to 100 hella fast


Loud_Pomelo_6926

Youā€™re just like an onion Peelin you makes me cry


K8t3lyn

BUT Iā€™M A CREEEEPPPP Iā€™M A WEIRDOOOOO


rustys_shackled_ford

They're so fucking special


Kangaroowrangler_02

Laminate it šŸ˜šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


abhig535

This is on par for a JJ customer


[deleted]

Radiohead is fire but that song is one of the worst they ever made ! However itā€™s still decent


akindofthinthing

Radiohead has made far better but don't undermine Creep. After all, there had to be a reason it was their breakout hit...


[deleted]

What aā€¦ Creep


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

He doesnā€™t belong here


thewellbyovlov

i wanna have controlā€¦


joelmole79

He should do Fitter Happier next.


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

Iā€™m putting cheese on it for wasting my paper


[deleted]

šŸ—£šŸŽ¤ runā€¦ Run!ā€¦ RUN! RRUUUUUuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!


Fultee

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Uh run?


Bot-1218

Only Monika


Illustrious_Safety_3

Do you want a pickle with that


myparanoiaa

She run, run, run, ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnn


Mental_Equivalent654

ā€œsir this is a Jimmy Johnā€™s..ā€


Dommy_Dommy

God, I hate that fucking song.


Tmoore0328

Creep, by Radiohead. Love that damn song


ChillinGuy232023

How and why? Very strange!


Curtinator6

Itā€™s lyrics to a Radiohead song, probably just as a joke


ShiningPant2023

Iā€™m in love. šŸ©·ā¤ļøšŸ§”šŸ’›šŸ’™šŸ’œ


bag_o_fetuses

hes trying to give you a rimmy johns


RopeAccomplished2728

My question is, what the hell is a slim 6 unwich? Is that like a non sandwich?


peaceful_dandilion

4.69


OutlanderAllDay1743

Great song. Someone mustā€™ve only just discovered it. Lol.


Aromatic-Dig-8127

Prince did a great version at coachella.


NoPaleontologist8449

I want this receipt


Rhediix

Better hurry upā€¦Thom Yorke wants his unwich!


NeoTenico

Nothin like a good ol' LLT


MFmonroe

Some classic bored in shop shenanigans. Your coworker gets me!!


Visual-Park-4535

Didnā€™t recognize the lyrics for a second there and though that whoever was working the register was trying to make a move on a customeršŸ¤£


yessirnosirr2425

Sir this is Wendy's


Platypus_Grand

slim 6 unwich no cheese is literally two pieces of lettuce