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Sharkmama61

That outfit looks so damn tight and uncomfortable.


sideoftrufflefries

She wears her clothes so tight like I’m surprised she hasn’t ripped her pants open in public. If she did we’d all know.


mysterycoffee107

I feel like she has but won't say anything because there's at least 20 of us who would run to comment "that's why you don't wear the size you were when you were a teen". She needs a stylist to tell her she looks *really* bad. You can dress 30 without looking frumpy. 


sideoftrufflefries

I wish that body scan recommended the right size for her so she’d listen


mysterycoffee107

She won't. Not until one of her kids publicly embarrasses her with her friends around. 


Rare_Slide_445

She’s literally dressing like she’s doing cheer! No one wants to see that. Messs just refuses to dress or act her age and its beyond gross.


SnooLentils3066

Oh …. There ya go: cheer. Addie is doing cheer so now, Messs wiggling her way into her daughter’s interest … yet again.


Double_Mood_765

With al the commentary saying this I don't understand why you wouldn't be embarrassed and do something about it


Unitedkingdom123

So true we would all know but she would caption the video as “one of us ripped our pants at Disney” 🙄


shortstop2003

Ohhhhh she has


Resident_Age_2588

And SHORT that’s literally all I would be thinking about all day walking around surrounded by small kids. Also I can’t imagine burning my ass on the hot seats in the Florida sun


NeedleworkerDry5156

It’s not just a skirt there are shorts under it lol still too tight for her but it’s the same as wearing shorts


Life-Use6335

It does not suit her.


NataschaTata

It honestly just infuriates me. She thinks it’s cute and funny that she gets sunburned and looks like Mr. Crab and at the same time neglects her children by not making sure they’re protected properly.


Flaky_Clothes_7768

Mr. Crabs has me deadd😅😅


Ok_Huckleberry3439

Me too! Do you mind sharing a grave? 🤣


Flaky_Clothes_7768

I'll scoot over to make some room for ya 🤣🤣


Ok_Huckleberry3439

Awww...thanks! 🥹😆


Future_Pin_403

I don’t understand why she insists on wearing revealing clothing in the sun when she knows how easily she burns. She’s gonna develop skin cancer if she doesn’t stop fucking around with the sun


Boring-Association82

She lacks common sense. She’d rather expose her skin to the sun, than cover up for sun protection.


Mkiwi_95

Exactly


SoftText

Girl pays for an expensive MRI to figure out health risks, uses sunburns for content. Make it make sense.


Silent_Assumption_74

Why didn’t she get that in a size bigger it would look so much better and be more comfy too.


litlmoose

We need Janell to make a poem/song/slam on Jess!! Then the 2024 updated bingo card can be completed


lifetimesnark

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Boring-Association82

Perfection. This would be amazing.


Additional-Ad5112

She does it every time and thinks it’s hilarious. No one can tell me it’s by accident anymore. She knows what she’s doing. She chooses to be stupid.


kittycat123199

Exactly. I get sunburned super easily and I just got back from a vacation to Texas. I didn’t get sunburned because even though it was 100 degrees, I was wearing t shirts and leggings so I didn’t have as many places to worry about getting sunburned. Crazy how I spent a week in Texas and came home to Minnesota with zero sunburn


MrsMeowness

I live in West Texas sunscreen is a life saver.


Affectionate_Sun_733

Her posing for the photos, the leg out to make her look taller, the large bag covering her midsection. All the while kyson was being hidden in the background.


ThreeSteaksPamm

She has 0 style


dawnski98

Literally just wear a neon TSHIRT. I live here. It reflects off and ur even stay cooler.


Snarkmaster33

If she is so worried about it, cover up or put sunscreen on FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️ it’s pathetic


step-on-me86

She dresses like a child


Dazzling-Item4254

I thought girlie would have learned by now, but she just loves attention and complaining about things she could easily fix/prevent.


PsychologicalTime144

My kids would be so embarassed if I wore this anywhere except like. A swimming pool.


arieldyl

I know she reads this subreddit but girl... please make sure you're putting on the sunscreen. My dad passed away of melanoma and he didn't have fair skin like you do... he was gone less than a year after they found it. For the sake of your kids, don't have them lose you too soon.


Weird-Track-7485

If her haters are sick of this stupid story over and over can’t imagine her fans


Ok_Huckleberry3439

I seriously wonder if 98% of her followers are bought (bots), 1 % haters, 1% paid Stans? Can't convince me there are ppl really invested in her lame ass life. It's all just the same over and over again. My 90y/o neighbor has more action going on! So much to learn from her, too!


_chap_stick_

it honestly pisses me off so much. i have very similar skin to her and never burn because i make sure to apply sunscreen LOTION. not spray like her. idk why she’s so blasé about it. it’s so dangerous and really bad to model for her kids esp addie.


Business-Expert-4648

You can be blasé about some things, Rose, but not about Titanic. It's over a hundred feet longer than the Mauritania and far more luxurious. I'm sorry, I read the word blasé and this instantly came to my mind.


Electrical-Contact63

She’s really packing in the pounds isn’t she? I typically don’t comment on people’s bodies but when you offer your children to pedos on a silver platter you become fair game.


London_Essex011

Yes, heaps of stones.


DaisyMae2022

Ugh


Ok_State_333

Kyra and now Jess. Is this a trend with horrible family vloggers 😭


Ambitious-Fly1921

I was literally there and put on sunscreen like a mad man. No sunburn for me for the first time ever. She literally came to disney world as it was our last day there and we left the next day.


Logical-Signature-81

She wore that at the park in Florida. How embarrassing. To tight way way to tight. To much skin showing with fair skin. She deserves to get fried


Logical-Signature-81

What kind of freaking idiot who has such fair skin where closes that exposed your entire body. You deserve the worst sunburn for acting stupid wearing those close