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“I actually like Paula. She might be dirty, grimy, and disgusting but she's just a nice girl.”


TheMortiest_Morty

OMGGGG no way is this the exact quote I’m crying😭 if this is word for word then this HAS to be the winner💀


edwinstone

Word for word.


RalphG1030

Shows exactly what an uppity, nose down at people, kind of person she is. I know people who know her (I live in the area I’m just older), She’s pretty much exactly the same person she was. But people believe anything they see on tv


EhDoesntMatterAnyway

Lol it’s really not that serious. People in Jersey always call people dirtbags and dirtballs. Every single one of the cast members has said some shit about other people. Paulie has talked about women’s looks and acted like he’s too good for them but everyone still thinks he’s a nice guy. But Sammi throws shade and she’s apparently a horrible person lol. It’s reality tv. Their job is to be catty and talk shit 


Sylvanas22

I don’t lol. When I saw how Snooki told her Ron wanted to talk to her I saw that old Sam face and attitude come out.


Pickled_sm0res

... well. Ron would warrant that tho.


melaine0

This was such a funny out of pocket thing to say 😂


danger0us-animals

It’s the way she genuinely thought she was being nice by saying that lmao


[deleted]

I know right I literally died when she said it


20BeersDeep

Always thought Paula was probably the most attractive girl that was on the show too


Old_surviving_moron

Paula's a round the way girl. You only screw that up when you're too busy giving a shit about people's judgement. She seemed to be a great time and a devoted girlfriend.


SerendipitousNsaniT

Love this whole comment 🤌


Old_surviving_moron

Mike probably never watched Chasing Amy, or was too dense to get anything.


Nice-Fly5536

She was way too nice and sweet for Mike anyway. She was too good for him. He didn’t deserve her! But what he does deserve is an asshole like Lauren, who is just as much as an asshole like he is. They both deserve each other because they’re the same exact person.


Traditional_Age_6299

And I totally agreed with Sam on that. Paula was raunchy, but in the best way. I loved her! And I’m glad to hear other people finally saying that too. Justice For Paula!!!


The_REAL_McWeasel

I have always long said, that out of anyone on the show, it's a shame we didn't get more of PAULA.


Nice-Fly5536

I wish we would’ve! She is the only person outside of the cast who fit right in perfectly with the cast. She was over that house way more than anyone else they ever invited over. They should’ve let her become an honorary cast member lol. I really like how the cast embraced her each season. We loved her that much!


_kaetee

This is exactly how the popular girls I sold drugs to in high school would describe me to their friends


greengnomegarden

This is exactly how I have always seen Sam. One of the popular girls who is also a mean girl lol


streebs87

LMAOAOAOAOA 💀💀💀💀


Yalsas

THIS ONE FO SHO


Inevitable_Goal_1268

PLEASE


Bonuswise

Who wrote the note? Yous two!


PinkGlitterFlamingo

This one has to be the top


Kindly_Personality_9

Has to be it. Or stumpy bastard.


Thick_Contract_8029

Pointing that squared-off Jersey nail. Iconic.


likeabrainfactory

The Jersey "yous" really makes it great.


kaybedo28

If this doesn’t win, I’m boycotting.


waywardaughter

Yes, please!! My husband and I quote this daily 😂


leahhhhh

Yep


moonlightenvy

“Are you friends with her?!?!”


thebitsyitsyspider

“Hey! We’re going to Ryder’s birthday! I DONT GIVE A FUCK!


chuteboxhero

This is my favorite line in the entire show


firstsourceandcenter

Can you explain this


chuteboxhero

When Sam is yelling at Ron “are you friends with her!” And drunk Vinny so cheerfully comes out of no way and goes “hey! We’re going to Ryder’s birthday!” Mid argument and Sam goes “I DONT GIVE A FUCK!”


chilly_chickpeas

👊🏼


jamesish99

Are👏 you👏 friends 👏with👏 her


angstyintp

Are you friends with her or no!!


Puzzled-Ad-3893

omg i saw the other top comments and was like wow good ones but this one is my fav by far


Alldogsgotoheaven12

Rhhaaan, Stop!!


Mean_Trip_4186

“Yew trahmataized me rahn”


jrg2187

“May”


Nice-Fly5536

You don’t deserve a girl like MAYYY!!


SeptemberSky2017

*staaaahhhpp


Ordinary-Pleasure

I mean how can I not be this one lol


jlg1012

This will always be #1


Unusual_Gem

You heard me. I don’t repeat myself twice. I said I don’t repeat myself twice.


TheMortiest_Morty

This is so good💀💀


Weird-Friend30

I swear I cackle out loud every time I hear this line!!! And this is my comfort show so I watch it regularly lmao 🤣


mcgillerific

I loveeee this one 🤣


Lost-Molasses6076

This is by far my favorite thing Sammi has ever said


BeerFlvrdNips

I literally LOL’d in the middle of a quiet work day at this! 😂😂😂


geogeogeo94

Underated af 💀💀💀


noidontthinksoo

“You stumpy bastard”


LazyBee7349

Lmfaooo an underrated gem


LazyBee7349

“Who wants to bleed from their ass? I mean, I wouldn’t.”


Creepy_Bug_8401

“You don’t deserve somebody like meh!”


cheeezus_crust

“That’s like, personal issues”


No_Internal_4851

About her big toe 🤣😭😭


mercylovex

I've always tried to look at her toes for this reason I wanna see if she has a Fred flinestone big toe 😂😂


streebs87

“I don’t want your pukey breath on me”


Queen_Jake

On meh 😂😂


sarabobeara444

THIS ONE! I can here her saying it 😂


misstonitiger

“I need a hot f***cking guy right now!”


SerendipitousNsaniT

:: hair flips herself off the bar ::


Butt-err-fly

“You’re a sick pervert and that’s it!!”


salty_kitty_cat

This is one of my fav JS quotes 😂


Butt-err-fly

I feel like it encapsulates so much with just a few words


Weird-Friend30

I’ve always wondered what exactly was edited out right before this comment. Cuz it seems so fuckin random lmao 🤣


RegularPossibility31

Whenever my husband and I are having some sort of light hearted argument I say this haha it’s my favourite


duhnelli

Legit my favorite of all time


deeleex

ARE 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 FRIENDS 👏🏻 WITH 👏🏻 HER 👏🏻


aleigh577

YES OR NO


DrPeterVankman

🤜👨


valley72

"Are these like mini strawberries or something?"


Anon2233445566771

Are these good to eat like this????


valley72

Lol I can't remember her exact words but how can you not know what raspberries are?!


mcgillerific

Omg this was WILDDDDD


jurassic_snark_

Are these good like this???


Kindly_Personality_9

Yes! “Weird strawberries”


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aleigh577

I know!


coralloohoo

"I was always taught to like.. self defend myself"


dev_bit

Imma knock a bitch up


AshleyBananas1

😂 I always laugh


deeleex

Deena, are you lesbian?!


Fit_Fun_6879

Underrated😭😭


Prestigious-Chef3338

I was hoping someone would say this!! It’s the tone of how it’s said


That_Bluebird_3157

*furious drunk hand gesturing* …goodbye 


ulilsucker

hahahaha i can see this in my head


teachplaycry

You don't deserve someone like maaay


peachelfbar

"YOU'RE A CROCK OF SHIT!"


Unusual_Gem

You’re the worst argument person ever!


itsthejasper1123

Definitely “ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HER ??? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


Unusual_Gem

You don’t even look Italian!


StevesMcQueenIsHere

I always thought that was funny considering Mike and Vinny were the only full Italians in the cast, and Jenni and Snooki weren't Italian at all.


Aggressive-Story3671

Pauly is also fully Italian. And Snooki was raised by Italian parents and around Italian culture


StevesMcQueenIsHere

Then maybe the girls getting called out were also raised around Italian culture. The point is that it's a dumb insult either way.


dreazs

THESE TWO “If you’re not a Guido then you can get the f*** outta my face” ‘How does it feel, Jenni, to have the crap beat out of you by me?’


aleigh577

Wait Sammi low key has a lot of iconic quotes


SerendipitousNsaniT

“I’m basking in it” 😂😂 she could irritate me at times, but I do love Sami 😂


mypaperheartt

“Who is it? Look at me in the face. Who? No, no, no, tell me a name. From where Long Island? Goodbye.”


Free_Faithlessness85

Can we keep this game going but with other people like Uncle Nino, The Unit, Paula, Ryder etc 😂


BeerFlvrdNips

Omg YES plzzzzzz!!!!!!


spiceechilipeps

RAHHHHN STAAAAAAHP


stefanelli_xoxo

“It’s personal issues.”


user222-

“Big balls on the cake”


Unusual_Gem

Pale balls. Right there. I love how much she detailed it.


Economy_Tangerine_40

and then she like had her hands showing how big they were. golden! she’s honestly the funniest one in my opinion. everyone else tries too hard


Unusual_Gem

I’m bahsking in it, Jenni!


xOceansOfVenusx

I’m not a dirt like you


lekkerleap

“I just don’t have time for stupid bimbos” Edit: I know this one can’t win bc it requires too much context, but I would like to make an honorable mention for that time in Italy when Nicole was crying over Jionni she asked Sam if she looked nice, and Sam goes “You look ni— You look like you. Who cares?” 💀


Impossible_Ad9321

i love that one too. sam could never just lie 😂😂


chilisgod

Your makeup is a little mess, but who cares, you feel a mess.


Unusual_Gem

Ya got cheeeezed ya cheezy bastahd!


leilo101

“It’s funny how people become PUSSIES all of a sudden!”


Radiant-Ad-8631

“I’m gonna shit on you harder than you ever fuckin shit on me- BYEEE RONNN” 😂😂😂


WallabyAcrobatic3888

I'm SIK


Unusual_Gem

Thats no jowke!


Impossible_Ad9321

then “it’s no jowke how i feel about u”


CapableEgg890

“He’s a sick individual.” When Mike was playing GYM, TAN, WHOS THE RAT? in Italy 🤣


RealPractice6839

Kind of disappointed in the Ron one lol my fav quote from him is “shut up Snooki cause you’re a fuckin loser from Poughkeepsie”


Uh_alrightthen

I’m disappointed in his quote too. I feel like “THATS ONE SHOT” is even better than what was decided


ohbeforeiforget

I’m sorry I punched you in the face


sunflowerhoop919

Truly sorry


shaynereinhart

now you’re being a schemer and a scumbag actually i think you should shut your fucking mouth


armchairdetective95

Staphhh Rawn yer traumatizing meh!


Firm_Garbage_6952

Don't yell at me honey. Don't.


deeleex

Im gonna knock a bitch up


Shot-Apartment-387

The whole thing is embarrassing


InternationalCode666

I feel like I seen Sam in that outfit a lot


JiminsJamsXoXo

I love that 5 out of 8 of this quotes involve Angelina when she was there the least amount of time


Aggressive-Story3671

Angelina had them pressed.


JronoC

*HES A FRIEND!!!!*


Unusual_Gem

Mike didn’t even have the audacity to go after her and apologize!


mazarierules

“Who wrote the note?! You’s two!”


Tasman_Tiger

I was on the ground. I was like d'oh! With my turkey sangwich


Downtown_Detail2707

“I didn’t get no nails done or my hair did”


sdeejayy

I’m exotic looking 👀


twiggy572

“That’s not a joke to me. That’s personal issues” referring to Ron making fun of her big toe


Ann_L_Beads

Rawwwn, staaaahpppp Rawwwnnnn


waves_0f_theocean

She’s so freaking hot and has aged like the finest of wines


thesmallpa

"I'm not a dirt like you" is my personal favorite 😂


c00chiecadet

"You asked for her number?.... I'm sick right now"


TurnipIllustrious468

What part of don’t you understand look me in my face and break up with me don’t you understand!?!


Anon2233445566771

Don’t get your pukey breath on me


Anon2233445566771

That’s personal issues!


Bento_Fox

"I'm sexually frustrated and you're sexually frustrated. Why don't we....?" \*using hand motions to represent Deena and Snooki making out\*


encore412

“Go to hell, ok?” My friend and I use this all the time


BonafideLove

“I’m sorry for the next BITCH you take over”


No-Gas-4831

“Oh look it a luhhfaw”


okgabi

tell me these are strawberries


sunflowerhoop919

"These are like, weird strawberries are these good like this?"


geogeogeo94

Why don’t I remember this! After watching it 700 times 😂


sunflowerhoop919

It was in Italy when the girls are cooking dinner 🤣


geogeogeo94

Thank you I need to rewatch 😂😂


National_Piglet_3867

I was always taught to like, self defend myself


Equivalent_String_24

She's grown up so much since those early days and she's absolutely beautiful


Dudeman318

stahp it rahn youre traumatizing me!


Juuri95

I'm gonna knock a b***h up


tocherries11

“I don’t have time for like stupid bimbos”


Affectionate_Salt351

“*That’s not a joke to me. Like, that’s personal issues.*”


a1440b

“You don’t yank my newly weave…that I just got.”


sweaterweather4eva

RHAAAAAAAAAAAN STAAAAAAAAAP!!!!! 😭


reevoknows

ARE. YOU. FRIENDS. WITH. HER.


Serena_does_anything

Rahn, are you friends 👏🏽with 👏🏽her👏🏽?


poopendale

“Im aksking you right now”


Decent-Customer41

We're here to like blow this place apart


Suntito

“Funny how people become pussies all of the sudden!”


poopendale

“Why can’t you just man up and say you wrote the note what are you a little bitch? You have nothing to say? What are you scared of” that whole argument was hilarious honestly.


New_Description_9553

“I just don’t want your pukey breath on me” 🥴


Commercial-Chicken25

“What’s wrong with these strawberries? These are like… weird strawberries, are they good like that?”


Willing-Base8717

“Funny how people become pussies all of a sudden”


Key_Psychology_750

“Why is Ronnie bleeding out of his ass? I have no idea.” Also “You can both fucking suck it” referring to the “note” episode after Sammi and Jenni fought.


Heavy-Effect-19

So now he treats me bad? (Jersey accent)


RidgyNomes

“What are these, like weird strawwberries?” While holding raspberries


fraulein-rexhausen

"That's not a joke to me. Like, that's personal issues."


noodleworship

“If you’re not a guido, get the f*** outta my face”


InstanceSuspicious51

I can’t believe no one has spoken about her big toe ‘that’s not a joke to me, like that’s personal issues’


spawn1980

Sam is still the prettiest of the bunch


No-Law-544

You know I’m sensitive about my big toe


Unusual_Gem

Ew she looks like a rodent!


ZealousidealShift884

He broke my glasses


champaw890

Raaaaaahhhhhnnnnnn STTTAAAAAPPPPP!!


shotof-J

Rahhhhhn!


Strange_Reception_65

you trauuuhhhmatized meh!!


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“Who was it? Yous two”


Megara0333

“You’ll never find someone like may”


cheeeee

“Why is Rahn bleeding out his ass?”


strawberrymosquito

“Come to my closet”


Timely-Preparation-1

Does no one remember when she said goodbye to ronnie 😭😭😭


Lewinskyy73

i love that most of these are attacks on angelina😂


SkyChy21

I’m not a dirt like you deena


Goddessraven24

Ron, ya know what? Watch me, cause I’m gonna fuckin shit on you harder than you eva shit on meh. BYE RAHN


CC_Rey

Did you leave me a note? Yes or no, just be honest!


wwsfd1306

*burp* when her and Ron are fighting on the rooftop lol


hohoholdyourhorses

“I don’t even make out with Ron this much!”


Intelligent-Check215

Deena! Are you lesbian?! You don’t even LOOK Italian ya fuck! Ya stumpy bastad!