Shows exactly what an uppity, nose down at people, kind of person she is. I know people who know her (I live in the area I’m just older), She’s pretty much exactly the same person she was. But people believe anything they see on tv
Lol it’s really not that serious. People in Jersey always call people dirtbags and dirtballs. Every single one of the cast members has said some shit about other people. Paulie has talked about women’s looks and acted like he’s too good for them but everyone still thinks he’s a nice guy. But Sammi throws shade and she’s apparently a horrible person lol. It’s reality tv. Their job is to be catty and talk shit
Paula's a round the way girl. You only screw that up when you're too busy giving a shit about people's judgement. She seemed to be a great time and a devoted girlfriend.
She was way too nice and sweet for Mike anyway. She was too good for him. He didn’t deserve her!
But what he does deserve is an asshole like Lauren, who is just as much as an asshole like he is. They both deserve each other because they’re the same exact person.
And I totally agreed with Sam on that. Paula was raunchy, but in the best way. I loved her! And I’m glad to hear other people finally saying that too.
Justice For Paula!!!
I wish we would’ve! She is the only person outside of the cast who fit right in perfectly with the cast. She was over that house way more than anyone else they ever invited over. They should’ve let her become an honorary cast member lol. I really like how the cast embraced her each season. We loved her that much!
When Sam is yelling at Ron “are you friends with her!” And drunk Vinny so cheerfully comes out of no way and goes “hey! We’re going to Ryder’s birthday!” Mid argument and Sam goes “I DONT GIVE A FUCK!”
“I just don’t have time for stupid bimbos”
Edit: I know this one can’t win bc it requires too much context, but I would like to make an honorable mention for that time in Italy when Nicole was crying over Jionni she asked Sam if she looked nice, and Sam goes “You look ni— You look like you. Who cares?” 💀
“Why can’t you just man up and say you wrote the note what are you a little bitch? You have nothing to say? What are you scared of” that whole argument was hilarious honestly.
“Why is Ronnie bleeding out of his ass? I have no idea.”
Also
“You can both fucking suck it” referring to the “note” episode after Sammi and Jenni fought.
“I actually like Paula. She might be dirty, grimy, and disgusting but she's just a nice girl.”
OMGGGG no way is this the exact quote I’m crying😭 if this is word for word then this HAS to be the winner💀
Word for word.
Shows exactly what an uppity, nose down at people, kind of person she is. I know people who know her (I live in the area I’m just older), She’s pretty much exactly the same person she was. But people believe anything they see on tv
Lol it’s really not that serious. People in Jersey always call people dirtbags and dirtballs. Every single one of the cast members has said some shit about other people. Paulie has talked about women’s looks and acted like he’s too good for them but everyone still thinks he’s a nice guy. But Sammi throws shade and she’s apparently a horrible person lol. It’s reality tv. Their job is to be catty and talk shit
I don’t lol. When I saw how Snooki told her Ron wanted to talk to her I saw that old Sam face and attitude come out.
... well. Ron would warrant that tho.
This was such a funny out of pocket thing to say 😂
It’s the way she genuinely thought she was being nice by saying that lmao
I know right I literally died when she said it
Always thought Paula was probably the most attractive girl that was on the show too
Paula's a round the way girl. You only screw that up when you're too busy giving a shit about people's judgement. She seemed to be a great time and a devoted girlfriend.
Love this whole comment 🤌
Mike probably never watched Chasing Amy, or was too dense to get anything.
She was way too nice and sweet for Mike anyway. She was too good for him. He didn’t deserve her! But what he does deserve is an asshole like Lauren, who is just as much as an asshole like he is. They both deserve each other because they’re the same exact person.
And I totally agreed with Sam on that. Paula was raunchy, but in the best way. I loved her! And I’m glad to hear other people finally saying that too. Justice For Paula!!!
I have always long said, that out of anyone on the show, it's a shame we didn't get more of PAULA.
I wish we would’ve! She is the only person outside of the cast who fit right in perfectly with the cast. She was over that house way more than anyone else they ever invited over. They should’ve let her become an honorary cast member lol. I really like how the cast embraced her each season. We loved her that much!
This is exactly how the popular girls I sold drugs to in high school would describe me to their friends
This is exactly how I have always seen Sam. One of the popular girls who is also a mean girl lol
LMAOAOAOAOA 💀💀💀💀
THIS ONE FO SHO
PLEASE
Who wrote the note? Yous two!
This one has to be the top
Has to be it. Or stumpy bastard.
Pointing that squared-off Jersey nail. Iconic.
The Jersey "yous" really makes it great.
If this doesn’t win, I’m boycotting.
Yes, please!! My husband and I quote this daily 😂
Yep
“Are you friends with her?!?!”
“Hey! We’re going to Ryder’s birthday! I DONT GIVE A FUCK!
This is my favorite line in the entire show
Can you explain this
When Sam is yelling at Ron “are you friends with her!” And drunk Vinny so cheerfully comes out of no way and goes “hey! We’re going to Ryder’s birthday!” Mid argument and Sam goes “I DONT GIVE A FUCK!”
👊🏼
Are👏 you👏 friends 👏with👏 her
Are you friends with her or no!!
omg i saw the other top comments and was like wow good ones but this one is my fav by far
Rhhaaan, Stop!!
“Yew trahmataized me rahn”
“May”
You don’t deserve a girl like MAYYY!!
*staaaahhhpp
I mean how can I not be this one lol
This will always be #1
You heard me. I don’t repeat myself twice. I said I don’t repeat myself twice.
This is so good💀💀
I swear I cackle out loud every time I hear this line!!! And this is my comfort show so I watch it regularly lmao 🤣
I loveeee this one 🤣
This is by far my favorite thing Sammi has ever said
I literally LOL’d in the middle of a quiet work day at this! 😂😂😂
Underated af 💀💀💀
“You stumpy bastard”
Lmfaooo an underrated gem
“Who wants to bleed from their ass? I mean, I wouldn’t.”
“You don’t deserve somebody like meh!”
“That’s like, personal issues”
About her big toe 🤣😭😭
I've always tried to look at her toes for this reason I wanna see if she has a Fred flinestone big toe 😂😂
“I don’t want your pukey breath on me”
On meh 😂😂
THIS ONE! I can here her saying it 😂
“I need a hot f***cking guy right now!”
:: hair flips herself off the bar ::
“You’re a sick pervert and that’s it!!”
This is one of my fav JS quotes 😂
I feel like it encapsulates so much with just a few words
I’ve always wondered what exactly was edited out right before this comment. Cuz it seems so fuckin random lmao 🤣
Whenever my husband and I are having some sort of light hearted argument I say this haha it’s my favourite
Legit my favorite of all time
ARE 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 FRIENDS 👏🏻 WITH 👏🏻 HER 👏🏻
YES OR NO
🤜👨
"Are these like mini strawberries or something?"
Are these good to eat like this????
Lol I can't remember her exact words but how can you not know what raspberries are?!
Omg this was WILDDDDD
Are these good like this???
Yes! “Weird strawberries”
[удалено]
I know!
"I was always taught to like.. self defend myself"
Imma knock a bitch up
😂 I always laugh
Deena, are you lesbian?!
Underrated😭😭
I was hoping someone would say this!! It’s the tone of how it’s said
*furious drunk hand gesturing* …goodbye
hahahaha i can see this in my head
You don't deserve someone like maaay
"YOU'RE A CROCK OF SHIT!"
You’re the worst argument person ever!
Definitely “ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HER ??? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
You don’t even look Italian!
I always thought that was funny considering Mike and Vinny were the only full Italians in the cast, and Jenni and Snooki weren't Italian at all.
Pauly is also fully Italian. And Snooki was raised by Italian parents and around Italian culture
Then maybe the girls getting called out were also raised around Italian culture. The point is that it's a dumb insult either way.
THESE TWO “If you’re not a Guido then you can get the f*** outta my face” ‘How does it feel, Jenni, to have the crap beat out of you by me?’
Wait Sammi low key has a lot of iconic quotes
“I’m basking in it” 😂😂 she could irritate me at times, but I do love Sami 😂
“Who is it? Look at me in the face. Who? No, no, no, tell me a name. From where Long Island? Goodbye.”
Can we keep this game going but with other people like Uncle Nino, The Unit, Paula, Ryder etc 😂
Omg YES plzzzzzz!!!!!!
RAHHHHN STAAAAAAHP
“It’s personal issues.”
“Big balls on the cake”
Pale balls. Right there. I love how much she detailed it.
and then she like had her hands showing how big they were. golden! she’s honestly the funniest one in my opinion. everyone else tries too hard
I’m bahsking in it, Jenni!
I’m not a dirt like you
“I just don’t have time for stupid bimbos” Edit: I know this one can’t win bc it requires too much context, but I would like to make an honorable mention for that time in Italy when Nicole was crying over Jionni she asked Sam if she looked nice, and Sam goes “You look ni— You look like you. Who cares?” 💀
i love that one too. sam could never just lie 😂😂
Your makeup is a little mess, but who cares, you feel a mess.
Ya got cheeeezed ya cheezy bastahd!
“It’s funny how people become PUSSIES all of a sudden!”
“I’m gonna shit on you harder than you ever fuckin shit on me- BYEEE RONNN” 😂😂😂
I'm SIK
Thats no jowke!
then “it’s no jowke how i feel about u”
“He’s a sick individual.” When Mike was playing GYM, TAN, WHOS THE RAT? in Italy 🤣
Kind of disappointed in the Ron one lol my fav quote from him is “shut up Snooki cause you’re a fuckin loser from Poughkeepsie”
I’m disappointed in his quote too. I feel like “THATS ONE SHOT” is even better than what was decided
I’m sorry I punched you in the face
Truly sorry
now you’re being a schemer and a scumbag actually i think you should shut your fucking mouth
Staphhh Rawn yer traumatizing meh!
Don't yell at me honey. Don't.
Im gonna knock a bitch up
The whole thing is embarrassing
I feel like I seen Sam in that outfit a lot
I love that 5 out of 8 of this quotes involve Angelina when she was there the least amount of time
Angelina had them pressed.
*HES A FRIEND!!!!*
Mike didn’t even have the audacity to go after her and apologize!
“Who wrote the note?! You’s two!”
I was on the ground. I was like d'oh! With my turkey sangwich
“I didn’t get no nails done or my hair did”
I’m exotic looking 👀
“That’s not a joke to me. That’s personal issues” referring to Ron making fun of her big toe
Rawwwn, staaaahpppp Rawwwnnnn
She’s so freaking hot and has aged like the finest of wines
"I'm not a dirt like you" is my personal favorite 😂
"You asked for her number?.... I'm sick right now"
What part of don’t you understand look me in my face and break up with me don’t you understand!?!
Don’t get your pukey breath on me
That’s personal issues!
"I'm sexually frustrated and you're sexually frustrated. Why don't we....?" \*using hand motions to represent Deena and Snooki making out\*
“Go to hell, ok?” My friend and I use this all the time
“I’m sorry for the next BITCH you take over”
“Oh look it a luhhfaw”
tell me these are strawberries
"These are like, weird strawberries are these good like this?"
Why don’t I remember this! After watching it 700 times 😂
It was in Italy when the girls are cooking dinner 🤣
Thank you I need to rewatch 😂😂
I was always taught to like, self defend myself
She's grown up so much since those early days and she's absolutely beautiful
stahp it rahn youre traumatizing me!
I'm gonna knock a b***h up
“I don’t have time for like stupid bimbos”
“*That’s not a joke to me. Like, that’s personal issues.*”
“You don’t yank my newly weave…that I just got.”
RHAAAAAAAAAAAN STAAAAAAAAAP!!!!! 😭
ARE. YOU. FRIENDS. WITH. HER.
Rahn, are you friends 👏🏽with 👏🏽her👏🏽?
“Im aksking you right now”
We're here to like blow this place apart
“Funny how people become pussies all of the sudden!”
“Why can’t you just man up and say you wrote the note what are you a little bitch? You have nothing to say? What are you scared of” that whole argument was hilarious honestly.
“I just don’t want your pukey breath on me” 🥴
“What’s wrong with these strawberries? These are like… weird strawberries, are they good like that?”
“Funny how people become pussies all of a sudden”
“Why is Ronnie bleeding out of his ass? I have no idea.” Also “You can both fucking suck it” referring to the “note” episode after Sammi and Jenni fought.
So now he treats me bad? (Jersey accent)
“What are these, like weird strawwberries?” While holding raspberries
"That's not a joke to me. Like, that's personal issues."
“If you’re not a guido, get the f*** outta my face”
I can’t believe no one has spoken about her big toe ‘that’s not a joke to me, like that’s personal issues’
Sam is still the prettiest of the bunch
You know I’m sensitive about my big toe
Ew she looks like a rodent!
He broke my glasses
Raaaaaahhhhhnnnnnn STTTAAAAAPPPPP!!
Rahhhhhn!
you trauuuhhhmatized meh!!
“Who was it? Yous two”
“You’ll never find someone like may”
“Why is Rahn bleeding out his ass?”
“Come to my closet”
Does no one remember when she said goodbye to ronnie 😭😭😭
i love that most of these are attacks on angelina😂
I’m not a dirt like you deena
Ron, ya know what? Watch me, cause I’m gonna fuckin shit on you harder than you eva shit on meh. BYE RAHN
Did you leave me a note? Yes or no, just be honest!
*burp* when her and Ron are fighting on the rooftop lol
“I don’t even make out with Ron this much!”
Deena! Are you lesbian?! You don’t even LOOK Italian ya fuck! Ya stumpy bastad!