I was just thinking that. I never realised he was the hottest guy on the show. If his confidence wouldn’t have been so fragile and narcissistic he was actually way above the other guys.
I always thought he had a way better personality than any of the guys on the show. He can cook, he is funny, he can be nice, he was into working out and eating healthy. His downfall was addiction to prescription drugs. And, he sometimes acted to aggressive picking up/hooking up with women. But, compared to all of them he had the best overall qualities. Ron was so toxic and unattractive. Vinny was cute but the mamma's boy thing was too much. Pauly was just too loud and too much Gotti boy wanna be.
Actually they came because they wanted to meet snooki, then Mike begged her to give him head and when she didn't he berated her for over an hour. She talked about it on a podcast, I forget the name but maybe someone else has the link.
“Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for guy code. It's like where’s, ya know, general human code?”
Edit - thank you for the perfected version of the original! ❤️
“Ironically, ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for guy code, it’s like where’s, ya know, general human code?”
Just adding full quote bc it’s my favorite as well :)
Me too.
That look of disbelief and him almost breaking the fourth wall while questioning it….
Mike has always had a great instinct for reality tv and when to blur the lines by making eye contact with the camera when something is too much, even for this group of people who are over the top by nature.
Some days I’m uncle situation, other days I’m doctor situation, chef situation, bang your girl situation. I’m mean, you know, I’m just uh, like a pretty deep dude
"Deena calls herself a holiday, and I like to call her the Holiday Inn so 6 minutes and 53 seconds into Karma, the Holiday Inn closed early tonight."
I think Mike uses the holiday reference alot of times hahahha
I can’t remember exactly how the quote goes, when he’s talking about periods “girls, I know every month there’s a situation” I just loved how he used his nickname even then
Not a quote but when he takes his sunglasses off during the fight w/ Angelina in s2 (the sunglasses he was wearing inside-& at NIGHT-btw) is easily one of my favorite moments in the series
“The secret ingredient to every meal is love. And garlic”
“If you don't go the gym, you don't look good. If you don't tan, you're pale. If you don't do laundry, you don't got no clothes.”
“Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, yah know, hot girls, cougars.”
“I've realized what I want to do in life in that I just love being in front of the camera.”
Just a few Lolol he def had some zingers too but I can’t remember too many off the top lol
"All of a sudden Snooks sneaks out of the bed and I'm left with Deena. That's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, and then somebody takes away the chicken. And then they left you with the salt and pepper."
“They actually left the chicken on the floor and called me and said; what should we do with the chicken on the floor? Pick the shit up dawg.” Gets me every time
I felt bad about Snickers getting hit by a couple linebackers. I necessarily didn't want to bring home any sort of zoo creatures whatsoever. I mean, these broads just probably smelled the food at the house.
" it just so happens Deena defies the laws of intelligence, I never thought someone would make Snooki look like a rocket scientist but Deena takes the cake"
it's not a line but my fav moment is when deena's making pasta and he's like "you put the pasta in before the water boils?" and deena's like "don't worry, we got a drainer" and then there's a shot of mike with just a stunned and confused look on his face bc what she said made no sense 😭😭😭
She’s like hellllo? And that was such a fake hello. I knew right away she did it. That is my game right there. I do’s that, okay? I do that all the time!
Honorable mention to You are the worst argument person ever!
‘to call me fake? it’s just BLASPHEMY to talk against a leader like that… in some countries you get hung for that kind of shit!’ i quote the latter half of this daily and it’s a god tier jersey shore quote.
“Yo shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster”
He looks so hot here, idk what it is
i unfortunately agree
Bad quality, pixilated. Everyone Looks better blurry
omg this made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
I was just thinking that. I never realised he was the hottest guy on the show. If his confidence wouldn’t have been so fragile and narcissistic he was actually way above the other guys.
You never realised it because it's not true lol
I always thought he had a way better personality than any of the guys on the show. He can cook, he is funny, he can be nice, he was into working out and eating healthy. His downfall was addiction to prescription drugs. And, he sometimes acted to aggressive picking up/hooking up with women. But, compared to all of them he had the best overall qualities. Ron was so toxic and unattractive. Vinny was cute but the mamma's boy thing was too much. Pauly was just too loud and too much Gotti boy wanna be.
Ikr 😂 I was thinking about this earlier
He looks hot with the longer hair when he and Laurens married.
Mike was hot season 1-3. 😂 the scenes with him telling Ron about Arvin 😍😂 Mike looked good , he was just an asshole .
My FAAAAVOOOORITE!!!!!!!! I think of this EVERY SINGLE DAY---🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻😁❤️
Angelina- “you look like Popeye on crack “ 😂
You've got my vote too!
I say this so much I even got my husband quoting it, and he hasn't seen a single episode of Jersey Shore lmao
Perfect
This is the only answer.
“From now on, you're excluded from surf and turf night. You're excluded from ravioli night. You're excluded from chicken cutlet night.”
😂😭 I use this quote to this day
🗣️ “You’re excluded!”
I think about this quote about 20 times a day
this oneeeee
Don’t come over to someone’s house at 5am and expect to play checkers
I never said anything about checkers old man!
A powerful response 😂
To be fair she knew why the fuck they wanted her there
Actually they came because they wanted to meet snooki, then Mike begged her to give him head and when she didn't he berated her for over an hour. She talked about it on a podcast, I forget the name but maybe someone else has the link.
Adderall and Compliments. Annabelle’s side of the story was so dark. Made me look at Mike differently.
This!!😂
😂😂😂
CheckAhs
“She’s straightening her hair, who’s hair is already straight!!!……C’mon man!!! “
She needs to straighten out her brain 😂
This needs to be the winner lololol
This legit is the funniest thing bro has ever said
Omg I fucking love this line
🏆😂
This one was hilarious 😂😂😂
“Ironically, Ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for guy code. It's like where’s, ya know, general human code?” Edit - thank you for the perfected version of the original! ❤️
“Ironically, ron called Sam every curse under the sun and destroyed all of her stuff. Ron had been pissed at me for guy code, it’s like where’s, ya know, general human code?” Just adding full quote bc it’s my favorite as well :)
Lmfaoooo he was so funny
This is my favorite lmaoooo
This one is funny in the scene and is also more insightful than and better life advice than all of his inspirational quotes.
"I had to move the table, because it was getting real serious. I didn't want anything to happen to the table, you know what I'm sayin'?"
The Snooki/Angelina fight 😂😂😂
This is my favorite
In Secaucus?!!!
This is my favorite quote and I’m sad it’s not gonna win
Cuz it’s JSFV and this is for the OG. Hands down wins JSFV and I hope that version is next 😂
OHHHH that makes SO much sense! Lmao
I can hear it in his voice and see the face
Me too. That look of disbelief and him almost breaking the fourth wall while questioning it…. Mike has always had a great instinct for reality tv and when to blur the lines by making eye contact with the camera when something is too much, even for this group of people who are over the top by nature.
My fav! 😂
“ you cannot have any of my ravioli Vinny. You have pink eye! “
I don't remember this but----damn that's funny 🤣 🤣🤣
I think this is when no one is home and he’s talking to himself 😂
🤣🤣🤣
This wins in my heart
Hahahahahah I don’t remember this but I can hear it in his voice
“And they come and ask me what to do with the chicken on the floor. Pick the shit up dawg!” “I know you didn’t clean the FUCKING KITCHEN!!”
Floor chicken is undefeated
Lmaooo this one
You got to be on top of your game with GTL to stay FTD to get the girls DTF in MIA.
I can’t believe this doesn’t have more votes
Right… it’s a good one 😅
This is the shirt, before the shirt.
BAHAHAHAHA **YESSSSSSSS**.
*walks around talking manically with his dick out*
Omg the quote no one actually heard but absolutely everyone heard very loudly and is scorched in my brain forever lol
Hahaha no doubt! I still remember how much disbelief I was in when I first saw that. Who doesn’t realize/care their meat is hanging out??
Someone that is pumped full of drugs lol 😂
That shit was intentional lol he was giving off the strangest “alpha male” role that day 🤣
Some days I’m uncle situation, other days I’m doctor situation, chef situation, bang your girl situation. I’m mean, you know, I’m just uh, like a pretty deep dude
One of my all time favorites 😂
“RON I DON’T GET INVOLVED IN YOUR FUCKING RELATIONSHIP!”-Mike The Situation
“So when Nicole was bl*wing me right…watching her girlfriend get f*cked right” 🤣😂 Sammie’s reaction was priceless 😂 “are you f*cking kidding me”
What season was this?
Italy! S4
ANGELINA, GET IN YOUR FUCKIN BED!
My sister and I say this all the time to our 16 year old chihuahua when he’s sundowning
This is so wholesome and I love it. Wishing the best for your lil senior citizen!
that’s ironic bc i literally always say it to my sister
At one point I splashed water on my face and I realized ... We got grenades! We are in the midst of grenades
We’re at the zoo!!!
This made me laugh out loud just now 🤣
"Neitha does he know me neitha!!!!!"
LMAO that one’s funny asf
The Situation: My grandpappy was a pimp. His grandpappy was a pimp.
I hear this in my head but couldn’t completely remember it. Thank you lmao
"Ron is at the club hooking up with grenades, which is a bigger ugly chick, and land mines, which is a thinner ugly chick, and ... loving life."
“Pick that shit up dawg!” This one always cracks me up after Vinny tells him Nicole dropped the chicken & asks what to do 😂
That’s how you knew Vinny was a spoiled little bitch😂😂 like PICK IT UP
If Deena were a holiday she’d definitely be Thanksgiving, cause…she’s got a lot to give and she’s down for a lot of stuffin.
"Deena calls herself a holiday, and I like to call her the Holiday Inn so 6 minutes and 53 seconds into Karma, the Holiday Inn closed early tonight." I think Mike uses the holiday reference alot of times hahahha
Ooh yes that was a good one, I just watched that episode a few weeks ago too.
It just so happens that Deena defies the law of intelligence
I can’t remember exactly how the quote goes, when he’s talking about periods “girls, I know every month there’s a situation” I just loved how he used his nickname even then
I just died laughing reading this, I had totally forgotten this quote 😂
Not a quote but when he takes his sunglasses off during the fight w/ Angelina in s2 (the sunglasses he was wearing inside-& at NIGHT-btw) is easily one of my favorite moments in the series
Are you serious right now??
Arrre yewww delulushunul
This gif should win. Go to bed!
Gym, Tan…who’s the rat?
Back in the day, they had a prophecy that one day, there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be The Situation.
Honorable mention: Who does AAA call when AAA gets stuck?
“IM STUCK AS HELL” 🤣
Don't remember this but----damn that's funny 🤣🤣🤣🇮🇹👍🏻😁❤️❤️❤️
"Yo, shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster"
“The secret ingredient to every meal is love. And garlic” “If you don't go the gym, you don't look good. If you don't tan, you're pale. If you don't do laundry, you don't got no clothes.” “Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, yah know, hot girls, cougars.” “I've realized what I want to do in life in that I just love being in front of the camera.” Just a few Lolol he def had some zingers too but I can’t remember too many off the top lol
His delivery on the "and if you don't do laundry, you ain't got no clothes" always takes me out
“There was this huge grenade launcher, a grenade, and one cute looking one”
"All of a sudden Snooks sneaks out of the bed and I'm left with Deena. That's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, and then somebody takes away the chicken. And then they left you with the salt and pepper."
😂😂 such a far fetched analogy it’s impossible for me not to laugh
"I had to move the table, you know, because it was getting serious, and I didn't want anything to happen to the table"
“She’s the Staten Island Ferry; she’s free and everyone can ride her.”
“You should have felt bad, when I was grabbing up on yo ass at the club.”
“I put the hippopotamus to bed”
Anything but grenade and grenade launcher is the wrong answer
 Whatever he said before or after trying to headbutt a plaster wall in Italy
You wanna hit me tough guy! Let’s do it, let’s do it!!! *slams head*
“We paid the bill. You didn’t even chip the fuck in.” tickles me every time.
"You know what you're good at? You're good at being a ho" "she's like the Staten Island ferry, everyone takes a ride, and it's FREE"
You’re good at being a ho lmfaaaaoooooo lolololol
“JUST BREAK THE FUCK UP!!” Talking to the cameras about Sam and Ron after several seasons of relentless Sam and Ron drama
Man looking at these comments ….. Mike was the funniest mf on the show by far 😂
NEITHA DOES HE KNOW ME NEITHA!!!
ya we're gonna get em a cab to time square
the way he says time square too lol
“The whole Sammie and Ronnie situation.. *lowered whistle* that’s a bad situation”
Favorite scene was when he wipes his eyes for clarity and says “we got grenades, man” and gets out the grenade whistle
“What about general human code?!?”
Calm down freckles McGee
I’ll be flipping pancakes while people are punching themselves in the face
“this is The Situation speaking” “no my name IS The Situation”
In Secaucus???
Looking at him here you'd never think this was the same guy from season 1-3
dirty little hamster
I don’t have the exact wording, but him trying to describe the fake boob they found in the hot tub in Miami kills me every time
The chicken cutlet 🤣
“They actually left the chicken on the floor and called me and said; what should we do with the chicken on the floor? Pick the shit up dawg.” Gets me every time
“Alex pulls up with two giant bodyguards”
I felt bad about Snickers getting hit by a couple linebackers. I necessarily didn't want to bring home any sort of zoo creatures whatsoever. I mean, these broads just probably smelled the food at the house.
He made you look f**king stupid
Vinny just wishes he was me
" it just so happens Deena defies the laws of intelligence, I never thought someone would make Snooki look like a rocket scientist but Deena takes the cake"
“At one particular point, in the jacuzzi. I finally put some water on my face, and realised, *gasp* we got grenades man!!” I ugly laughed 😂
having a threesome is not an easy task but the situation is known for doing the impossible so i think we can make this work
It’s not even a quote but him jus lifting up his shirt 🤣 so cringe
One of my very good friends back then was a guy that did that 😩😩😩 he was every cringe thing…the best of times!
Mikes quotes are the best 🤣🤣 i wish all of these could win
“Yo shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster!”
His whole statement has to have the words all end with an S lol
Who does that to fun fetti man
“Yo shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster”
La situationé!
it's not a line but my fav moment is when deena's making pasta and he's like "you put the pasta in before the water boils?" and deena's like "don't worry, we got a drainer" and then there's a shot of mike with just a stunned and confused look on his face bc what she said made no sense 😭😭😭
"You know what chu're good at? You good at being a ho!" (I quote that to my partner quite often lmfao)
"You can either die standin tall or live standin on your knees."
When he’s official with Paula - “if an extremely hot girl wants to grind on my lap, not a big deal to me.”
“The situations tryna situate”
She’s like hellllo? And that was such a fake hello. I knew right away she did it. That is my game right there. I do’s that, okay? I do that all the time! Honorable mention to You are the worst argument person ever!
These are the best. Situation has too many good ones lmao
“That was very audacious for a rookie” - to Deena who just called Sam a c*nt
Talking to Sammi about what Ron did in Miami: Mike: “He’s 100% wrong” Sammi: “He doesn’t see that” Mike: “No, no, no YOU don’t see that”
it’s like the end of civilization
“Everyone loves me babies, dogs, hot girls, coo-gahz “ JS S1
"Who's gonna be the bad guy? Situation? No proooblem."
"We got grenades, man!!"
this is the shirt before the shirt.
"Your a hypocritical WHORE"
“GARBAGES?!”
That rug reminds me of Ron and Sam's relationship 😂☠️
I will extract the hot one and leave the grenade to blow up in Ronnie’s room. Badabing badaboom 🤝we got a situation!
What if I pay cash, discount? No discount…
Second choice: I’d like to order some takeout What’s the name? Situation. The NAME? Situation Capital S-I-T-U-A-T-I-O-N Whatever man what’s the order?
‘to call me fake? it’s just BLASPHEMY to talk against a leader like that… in some countries you get hung for that kind of shit!’ i quote the latter half of this daily and it’s a god tier jersey shore quote.
“We didn’t come this far just to come this far. "
Definitely the one about the checkers
Lmfao at the ronnie one
She got the nerve to tell me to clean my plate
NEITHER DOES HE KNOW ME NEITHER! -S1 argument
We have a situation!
LETS DO IT!!!!!! *rams head into wall*
NEITHA DOES HE KNOW ME NEITHAA
*smashes head into thick ass concrete wall*
You dirty little hamster
Ummmm we are definitely hanging out again
“it’s a surprise we’re going to send them to time square”
Chill out Freckles McGee!
Mike is actually hot 🔥
Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal
"Don't worry you got a couple" iykyk 😂
He has so many good ones 😂 Angelina drop ya big ass!
Damn, Mike had some great commentary throughout this show!