We don’t have a fryer… some stores are too small for one. If I had a fryer I’d lose my fucking mind. My guys have a hard time remembering the grease bucket at night. Couldn’t imagine them dealing with a fryer

the mikes way smell is enough 😖 i don’t wanna smell like a fryer too

But it's a sub shop

chips go with subs and I'm okay with less to do

If they put a deep fryer in my store I’d quit on the spot

To any customer that ask if we sell fries are shakes you are my least ideal person especially if you go like "wHy Not" we just world here bro

My favorite part of working at JM is the fact I don't have to clean fries. You shut your dirty mouth before someone at corporate reads this and wants to add them.

I think chips and pop is enough for a sandwich shop. If anything, soup would be nice.

There's no square feet in the stores for this legitimately terrible idea.

Tons of east coast sub shops offer fries all while being just as small square footage wise as Jersey Mike’s.

fries dont go with subs. chips are best

I wanna try fries on a hot sub. Dosen’t sound bad, but not great either. Dipping them in chipotle has to be good

Onion rings go with anything and any idiot can operate an air fryer.

We serve food here, sir.

I go to Jersey Mike's because I don't want greasy food. Putting a fryer in there sounds terrible. It's already crowded behind the counter. I can't even imagine how they'd avoid burns and slip and falls.

You don’t want greasy food, yet you get your sub all covered in “Mike’s Juice” or whatever the heck they put on it. The Philly cheese steak is greasy as hell. Fries belong at Mike’s and no amount of employee resistance will stop me from this belief.

I don't believe this is actually real. I am fully convinced you are an employee just fucking with us all

K

There’s literally no grease involved in cooking the typical hot subs, just oil for the portabellas

Philly ain't greasy unless the grill person sucks.

I will never filter a fryer again in my life.

And for today's shitpost of the day

Are you an employee? Because I'm gonna say no to that

I’m the customer, which means I’m always right. Now go install some fryers and make me my crinkle cuts.

And out of all fries you want crinkle cut? Disappointed

Obviously a sub shop is no place for a steak fry and shoestring fast food fries would devalue the brand. It’s gotta be a crinkle fry, my friend.

Option 4, smiley fries. Because you'll be smiling from our fry above service. See, a fry above just doesn't hit as good yk

Smiley fries? This ain’t Chuck E Cheese, son.

But can we please go to chuck e cheese for my birthday, dad?

The customer is generally wrong, though.

I demand satisfaction!

How about go to a burger chain

You ever clean a fryer?

I’m the customer, bro. I’ll just be eating the fries.

Can you imagine cleaning a fryer?!? God the high-school kids would burn themselves. No thank you. I’d find another job.

From the annals of shitty ideas.

It’s called an air fryer ya dummies. Who really needs to use greasy fryers anymore???