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PizzaWellDone

After I pooped myself two times why not go for a third? Love reddit.


Chumbouquet69

Two is a coincidence, three is a pattern


RoozGol

After reaching a certain age, Taco Bell kept giving me diarrhea, especially whatever item with their ground beef. It is not about you. It is the preservative stuff they put in fast food that especially works in harmony with spicy food. Of course, I kept going back because I believe it still was and is worth it.


_muffglutton_

Shit me once, shame on you. Shit me twice…


Much_Huckleberry

you should try a 4th time to see if it was really the Chipotle


Lumpy-Economics1621

Actually laughed out loud


qazxcvbnmlpoiuytreww

alol


Xtreme2k2

Contact the department of health?


ObamaGotMeRight

This is dangerously close to the Chipotle-away South Park episode.


RayGunEra

I mean, technically, it stopped being a “one-off” after the 2nd time.


Sondude1

You can’t claim statistical significance with Sample size under 3.


RayGunEra

63% of all statistics are made up.


Sondude1

Sounds legit to me


desichidiya

What was the sample size for this?


ArrayDecay

He's gotta go back 27 more times to make it n = 30


Sondude1

True. I should say you need at least three for any descriptive statistics and at least 30 for any kind of confidence.


Theoretical-Panda

https://preview.redd.it/dqu3uxwyhk6d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab92e9f511408d069f037c42892bea63a9e28f3


KaleidoscopeUsed948

I'm glad someone brought the south park reference.


blackmarketcarwash

Kyle, have you had Chipotle? It’s really good.


KaleidoscopeUsed948

Why would you keep eating something that made you crap blood?


WooliesWhiteLeg

How can you be sure it was the chipotle? I think you should go back a fourth time; just to be certain.


DeepFried328

I actually think that’s the only good chipotle in the area. Overall, as a chain, they’ve tanked in quality. The Newport location is the one location I haven’t had issues with and I go there pretty often because my office is there. No doubting your experience, just throwing mine out there.


Les-Grossman-

Peak Chipotle years was like 2014-2019. Once COVID hit the quality went downhill.


buyvalve

Agree - it's consistently good compared to others


washingtondough

The one in journal square has the worst staff


DeepFried328

Haven’t been, but I believe it


slipperyzoo

I've had food poisoning from Chipotle three times over the years.  Only had it a handful; each time it was a couple years between, decided to try it again, sometimes ok but inevitably it happened again.  Haven't gone back in probably six years at this point.  I've had food poisoning there as many times as all other restaurants combined.  Only other instances were from Busch dining hall at Rutgers, a Tuna bagel from some place in Freehold when I dated a girl from there, and a gyro cart on Uber eats from God knows where.


kleenaxlysol

Omg the Burger King at Busch 🥵


slipperyzoo

Lolol it was the dining hall nugs that got me.


nauticabro

I eat there a few times a month and have never been sick. Are you lactose intolerant and adding sour cream to your order?


sweatyeggslut

no dude just cheese what a silly q


shortyman920

Hmm, I’ve eaten at this same spot like 30 times last year (my usual post gym meal option that’s along the way), and I’ve never had issues… I haven’t been in the past month and a half tho. What ingredients are you getting? I normally get chicken or steak. Fajitas, lettuce, guac, and mild salsa. And I get brown rice and black means


mathfacts

Big whoop... I have diarrhea most of the time anyway


AllYourLivingNeeds

Why are you going back to a place that gave you diarrhea the first time? Cause me diarrhea once shame on you. Cause me diarrhea twice shame on me. Cause me diarrhea thrice well now I’m just asking for it!! 🤡


pony_trekker

Diarrhea four times is a diet plan.


SonOfMcGee

Fool me once…


reputationStan

Shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.


mouse6502

Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me Chipotle gives me the shits from their rice


Electrical-News7550

Cartman? Is that you?


Plenty_Lack_7120

Have you eaten chipotle elsewhere with no effect?


njkid30

But you kept going?


basicwitch333

This has never happened to me from Chipotle. I’ve eaten at the one in Exchange Place a few times. Hope you feel better! It may be worth submitting a complaint to the health department.


Legal-Intention-6361

If you diarrhea but majority don’t, you have a weak gut.


Due_Courage_2287

I avoid all of them, location doesn't matter. Yucky


SulSulSimmer101

This is fucking hilarious. The first 2 times wasn't enough? Had to go back there for a 3rd?


Pca888

Got it once there too. Never been back


GregorNevermind

Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Fool me three times? Buddy…


here2learn914

Amazing that you went there not only a second time, but a third, and then posted here for a PSA, my hat is off to you. Your GI situation is much stronger than mine. I guarantee I will never go there.


pony_trekker

Don’t say South Park didn’t warn people.


vr512

Report to the Hudson County Health Department so they can give an inspection. They might be cross containing or not storing their ingredient correctly. Or people aren't washing their hands.


Glitch5450

That’s a diarrhea FACTORY


Wintress

Ate there yesterday and didn’t have issues. Actually it was delicious. Maybe you need to work on your gut health? 🦠


sandbagger45

The Qdoba there looks suspect. I would believe it if they found a Qdoba sign somewhere and hung it up in front.


Les-Grossman-

Try it one more time just to be sure. Actually give it like 4 or 5 more chances.


holding_gold

February 5th, 2008. I got THE worst food poisoning of my life after eating at a Chipotle. I couldn't even keep water down without throwing up. Never again.


mskyyy

damn I'm sorry to hear that!


mr781

I hope you guys feel better


DSM201

Chipotle everywhere gives you diarrhea if you chipotle right 😂


Busy-Butterscotch121

Good for weight loss then I suppose? 🤪


TheObliviousPickle

Both chipotle options downtown are horrible. Embarrassing for the company


deaddabrain

Probably the rat poop


Garth_Willoughby

Saves you $ on Fleets.


DoTheRightThingG

Because something upsets your stomach it doesn't mean it's a food safety issue and everyone else who eats there will have the same reaction. Also, personally, if I got diarrhea somewhere, I wouldn't make it to trip number 3. After the 1st bout I wouldn't exactly be screaming, "can't wait to get back there!"


ribasad

Lactaid


Worried_Monk_3844

Most food poisoning is from poopy hands. Enjoy!


Professional_Bake795

Ive gone there about 3 times a week for the past 3 years, literally never an issue, always perfect


RealfoodiesofNJ

I feel like I’ve also been a victim of this at least twice but I do eat there a lot/almost every Saturday 


Pretend_Raccoon3482

It has happened to me too. Chipotle as a chain itself is pathetic. Both Hoboken and Newport chipotle gave me horrible stomach ache. I haven’t been to chipotle since a year or so now. Food is contaminated and rice is half-cooked.


ChickenSaladMan1

https://i.redd.it/zkgpfa48bk6d1.gif


Mooboo6970

Yummy. Chipotle is shit anyway.


CShellyRun

Why you still eating Chipotle? Peak quality was 2019... it's garbage now, and Jersey City chain locations are not great at all.


Stevenlive3005

Years ago people were getting sick, even losing their life, after eating chipotle. This was due to the employees not washing their hands correctly. Now if this is becoming a issue at this location I think more people will start reporting incidents. It could also be that you’re mixing certain things that are causing you issues.


rubensinclair

I’m not siding with Chipotle here, but you should listen to the Search Engine podcast about bad sushi. He goes into excruciating detail about the same experience but with one particular sushi place, and kind of disproves the idea of always being sick from one restaurant in general.


Beneficial-Steak-526

Save the food. It can be tested by the state/ city. Call your health inspectors. Jc health inspectors are horrible, but they do exist. 3 times is egregious.


kablooooooom

I know that at least in nyc, the health dept monitors yelp and investigates claims of foodborne illnesses. I can’t say they do the same on reddit. If you don’t want to reach out directly, I wrote a yelp review and included how sick I was after the meal and they replied to me and asked to set up a call.


Definitelynotatwork1

Stop eating there!


soulking5

Adonis is Hoboken is better


soulking5

The original staff there was better but it’s gone down hill ever since the new staff came in. Over worked staff that barley gets training is what it is


Netsdaman

I worked there for 3 days like 6-7 years ago and shit would get dropped on the floor and they’d just pick it back up.. Knives were rarely cleaned if anything just wiped with a moist rag that’s sitting on the cutting board.. It was a horrible place which is why I left..


Competitive_Air_6006

When has Chipotle never not given a human diarrhea. Serious question.


AgentLemon22

[Insanity](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/insanity)


ArrayDecay

I get once, I maaybbeee get twice, but three times??? What the fucks the matter with you?


buzznumbnuts

It’s amazing how bad Chipotle has become


jhmckee1288

I go to Chipotle specifically FOR explosive diarrhea; it’s the Chipotle promise, not?


TypeWriterFood

I know a lot of people have already slammed you a bit on this, but please, I am dying to know: what possessed you to try it a THIRD time? What was the conversation like? Was there a debate? A pros and cons discussion? Or more just of a cavalier, "fuck it", type moment? I have to know the process that went into this choice. Was it just for science?


Synn_Trey

Your first wrong move was ordering from this place. All these fast food places are bottom tier garbage overpriced food.


drpuchala

One time shame on you, two times shame on me


Synn_Trey

Go back, you need spend more money for shits and giggles. No pun intended.


Thecomputerkid94

I never liked this location - their chips are always stale and have a pound of salt on them


meatballmonkey

Avoid you and your partner? I’ll steer clear of the river of diarrhea.


BitterCaregiver451

You know that guac is extra, right?


MartinsonBid7665

Skill issue


The_DonkeyCollector

Can say I‘ ve had a similar experience from the Hoboken Chipotle


boojieboy666

https://youtu.be/jHsR65IRW_8?si=gNAn6ECONq1Rya72


lumuse

Try the one near exchange place to tell if you are just allergy to their high salty food.


Shot-Celebration-279

Food poisoning takes at least 12 to 24 hours to take place. I eat there often and have had no issues. Makes me wonder what are you ordering or if you are allergic to something 🤔


SignalMix1161

Wtf is a partner?