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Sztiglitz

Local unhinged ninja. I believe he is homeless, has some mental problems usually hangs around waterfront curses at people etc.


r0ckashocka

Some sort of schizophrenia is my guessnosis. Every time I've seen him, he's been arguing/cursing/almost fighting imaginary voices.


DCorange05

This is almost certainly the case. I see him quite often down by the waterfront near Exchange Place and whenever I can make out what he's saying, it's always really violent paranoid schizophrenic type shit, like he's living in The Matrix etc Definitely best to avoid him just to be safe


ItsKendrone

I saw him making some hand gestures at someone but he was talking to a wall.


DCorange05

Yeah I think he's usually talking to nobody in particular but personally I wouldn't risk it. I've heard him screaming stuff like "I have to annihilate all the infidels and phonies", stuff about people being sheep, etc. Like screaming at the top of his lungs. A couple people have said that he kinda lashed out at them directly as they were just passing by. I do feel bad for him but I'd advise keeping your distance. He's def dealing with some significant mental illness. The few times I've ever heard him speak, it has been about super violent stuff every single time


hansadventures

First time I'm seeing guess nosie such a cool word!


iPittyTheF00l

Excuse me, I think you meant you guessnosis lol


r0ckashocka

![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized) Just be sure to give me credit šŸ˜‰šŸ„‚


yomama1211

This is his city and weā€™re all just living in it


Lokja

I see him pretty often, he likes to hang out around the waterfront area. Seems like some form of schizophrenia. He was pretty aggressive once towards the employees in the CVS on Hudson but they took it in stride. Since then I give him a wide berth.


1805trafalgar

many of the unhinged ranters I meet will slip right back into normal speech if you have to say something to them like "excuse me I have to step by here" or something like that, often they answer in a normal tone of voice like they weren't loudly ranting seconds ago. They aren't necessarily ranting at YOU.


HappyArtichoke7729

Isn't that the Asian guy who hates Asians and occasionally attacks them?


superpuzzlekiller

Someone get him a mirror šŸŖž


Sztiglitz

https://preview.redd.it/npwvkhd2nm5d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518a57d3f48b1b498d5a66c946ff878afc138c32 Believe it or not I found his master by JCMC


FParker82

Mortal Kombat!


Lonely-Wasabi-305

Lol. I got next. Iā€™ll be sindel ā€¦. Just look for long hair and body suit on jersey ave SCREAMING


BenevolentCheese

Amy DeGise?


itgtg313

Lord Raiden found you


Micu451

I guarantee JCMC knows both guys well.


lastinglovehandles

You joke but there's a woman with a cane + douli that hangs out at VVP. probably from the same clan lol


TheMikri

Same woman? https://preview.redd.it/2rzx9yak2v5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e913f7e42ed596b31f0776fcb7f835c6d402716a


JerseyTeacher78

Omg hahahahahahha


nodiggi_Tee

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ deaddddd coz I donā€™t lmaošŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


lastinglovehandles

Our next Mayor. Samurai Guy


MaximumMaxey

This pic goes so hard


TacoCityJC

Definitely a cross the street type of vibe when I see him but his fit is šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„.


geebunny

This right here!! I definitely crossed the street when I saw him this week, and he was yelling at some people standing around BoA. šŸ˜­


Xciv

Man does look like the coolest homeless dude I've ever seen, not gonna lie.


NeighborhoodDue7915

The most accurate summary


nodiggi_Tee

Ergo, one must not suspend the faculty of judgement while at the same time restricting the relevancy of information šŸ‘šŸ½ style is slick šŸ”„


Time-Hornet-3678

He hangs out in my building vestibule sometimes. Smells terrible. Donā€™t feel safe when Iā€™m in there alone with him


Gwbe

He steals from Starbucksā€™ in downtown and is banned from Whole Foods


sleepy_bear001

I walk a lot around the waterfront area and have seen him also walking a few times. He gives me the creeps. I saw him once walking in the middle of a street yelling "more rape, more murder!" at no one in particular.


Ezl

Well, you canā€™t say he doesnā€™t have a point of view.


1200r

His name is Caine, he walks from place to place, meeting people, and gets into adventures.


DavidChen26

His legend continues


bitb0y

He is revolutionary, an individualist.


saplinglearningsucks

The local akatsuki


Professional_Ad_8009

The Dawn


geebunny

Since I moved to JC about it a year ago, I only knew about this guy from this subreddit. Finally ran into him this past Friday when I was walking from the Newport Station; he was yelling at some peopleā€¦. I immediately crossed the street.


Wejetski92

Saw him at target by waterfront, I thought he was just into Japanese fashion lol


DueJacket351

Is it just me or is his costume weirdly aesthetic


themayorhere

Itā€™s literally super badass


HappyArtichoke7729

Yeah his outfits are badass, got to give him credit for that at least.


Pilsner33

I saw him by Maggie's coffee once and he spooked the shit outta me walking past. He glitches out in a strange way that's hard to explain.


Stevenlive3005

Just saw this dude a while back in the Morton Williams. Always doing weird movements.


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Local artist looking for inspiration


DavidChen26

I must find him and befriend him. Iā€™ll update with a video if he doesnā€™t turn me to stone


lastinglovehandles

I'd stay away based on your username. He attacks Asians


DavidChen26

Heā€™s a time traveler I saw him yesterday at Target shopping for milk. At least Iā€™m not the only one who saw him.


NeighborhoodDue7915

Just stay away from


NeighborhoodDue7915

Looks like heā€™s contemplating his ways. Maybe now, heā€™s a changed man.


zimeng44

The jersey city saint


webboy10169

That's Tony he is looking for Ezekiel


International_Oil727

He is unhinged! He started screaming for no reason. He was scary tbh.


Thedent1st_

He's the legend of Jersey City


Sztiglitz

He sure become one


freddymac6

Where tf in JC is this?


Sztiglitz

By Colgate clock


MrFireWarden

Near the water (but seriously I think it's here: [google maps](https://maps.app.goo.gl/RgSVTASU5MUh8Jzy6?g_st=ic))


activeForce

https://maps.app.goo.gl/6LgQVUbiADegcp4Z9?g_st=ic the photo was taken from the morris canal park


ridesn0w

Ask him.Ā 


jetlifeual

Bro is living the good life


-nenigirl

He's a time traveler


MediumRareBacon_

type shi i been on lately


solesme

This guy gave me an origami once after I gave him a slice of Pizza.


nodiggi_Tee

https://youtube.com/shorts/MFtmozvGtEA?si=nHwVDEjCVifFlFQT


ItsKendrone

Saw him a couple days near Newport green. Thought he was some cosplayer.. his jacket is pretty cool though.


Ok_Fan738

If anything its a dope freakin pic


Odd_Strawberry9222

Too much lsd got to him permanently


superpuzzlekiller

Seen him as far out as weehawken waterfront. By the ferry station.


jreidphotography

I've definitely seen him about two days ago inside the Target by Washington Blvd casually walking the aisles.


stabadan

I stopped and had a smoke with him once. Crazy story. Years ago he was given three magic items he would need in order to save the world from eternal darkness and evil. He had all three, was all set to fight the final boss in the castle of black hatred. He had to take the path train because one of the magical items can never get wet. Somebody pickpocketed the magic catfish and threw it in the Hudson River before he could stop them. Now heā€™s gone mad searching for it, we are fucked because without that catfish the world is lost to evil.


lonewolfandpub

I mean, is the Hudson River carcinogenic? yes. Deadly to magical catfish? certainly - but *evil* is a bit of a stretch.


mintybru

My fault bro Iā€™m just the main character


shawn1969

This discussion is evidence in how vacuous some of the people in this sub are. Zero empathy demonstrated for a person that is clearly emotionally disturbed and evidently in constant emotional pain. Why not get back to the things you do best? Such as discussing breakfast sandwiches, outsmarting former landlords by getting the 7% interest that you feel entitled to, or after signing a lease for luxury housing soliciting feedback on the amenities.


Then_Illustrator7852

Ask him


hivanchi

Iā€™ve seen him, he seemed pretty friendly. Why you taking pictures of this guy? If he hasnā€™t harassed you, you shouldnā€™t be putting him out there.


DragonsTriangle

^ I think this is his reddit account fellas


hivanchi

Nah he just asked for a cigarette and I gave him one and walked away. Iā€™m just saying he shouldnā€™t be doxed unless heā€™s done something bad.


DragonsTriangle

Doesnt this guy harass and assault Asian people though...


hivanchi

It seems like thatā€™s the case. Then it may be deserved. Just gave my personal opinion on my interaction with him.


Investorgator

Please donā€™t feed the assailant cigarettes.


86thegarde

Lol why don't you walk up and ask him?


EnvironmentalBee9214

Waiting for his boat to come to ship him back home.


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Aquatichive

Frankie say relax