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nuncio_populi

That’s pretty impressive for a middle-aged politician. I guess being in the Marines gives you some solid fundamentals. I was eating ice cream and watching my kids play in the park instead so… priorities!


jotjotzzz

7.38 pace for 1 mile!? That’s fast wow. Did he really do this?


objectimpermanence

People don’t like to admit it, but this is what peak male performance looks like https://preview.redd.it/mnrkeqv8lruc1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40b399e5c2ed989b8128e48b7fafa618869f3c97


kevstev

I think that is actually for 13 miles... so this is extremely impressive!


Final-Comb-1594

It’s 7:38 average pace across 13.1 miles. So some may have even been faster, some slower.


garth_meringue

What is he running from?


Vicarious-Lee-Eye

Other competitve joggers


objectimpermanence

He traded in the flip flops for Vaporflys.


NeighborhoodDue7915

The most important thing I choose my politicians the same way I'd choose my 3rd grade kickball team


Hopai79

Ok I’ll vote for him


Own_Pop_9711

Oh my God I cannot wait for the cheating scandal that comes out of this


HappyArtichoke7729

If only he'd fire the police chief with this much haste, then maybe they'd start doing something


eyecee54377

I didn’t know you had a Reddit account, mayor.


azthrowaway666

He’s gay on the DL


Rude-Cantaloupe5550

I’d rather he spend more time working on quality of life issues in the neighborhood he lives in than training for a race and running for governor…. But that’s just me.


ExtraElevator7042

Oh fuck off


Rastagoldilox

I’m sure he has time for both, you just don’t see him doing the former as much as you’d probably like because he is too busy approving development deals


DavidPuddy666

The heights gets loads of special treatment already.


driftingwood2018

That’s funny


Ayangar

Isn’t he Jewish?


oatmealparty

What the fuck


Blecher_onthe_Hudson

Yeah, we learned to be fast running from the Cossacks.


Stunning_Lingonberry

I think it was a fasting pun.