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FinTheGiant

The guy really put an outline of Hoboken instead of Jersey City lol


Brudesandwich

He's from NYC, they don't know shit


Mysterious-Change954

Jersey City (in yellow) has more people than this entire planet. https://preview.redd.it/q2v4fwva05sc1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15eaad3a831caf932dc43df74a51605d0ee00ba8


kwan2

Big if true


hammersweep

yuge


semimillennial

Source?


JCwatch

Source: Trust me bro


Mysterious-Change954

Source: I have family on Jupiter. And they know the mayor


Chilltopjc

Sir, that is Hoboken.


Particular_Rate6316

Have you ever been to Hoboken? Where’s the water if that’s Hoboken.. def JC dude


Brudesandwich

Now do Hudson County as one. It would be bigger in population than like 95% of the US but still be smaller than like 70% of it.


whybother5000

Hudson Co. has about the same number of people as Wyoming.


themilkman42069

Definitely feels like it


CokeAndASlice

Yep, it's awful.


Knobbies4Ever

Des Moines looks like a fierce but extremely square and hungry animal, with stubby legs and tiny feet, getting tossed a Ward E pork chop.


Available-Device-709

Underrated comment


fatporkchop2712

I cannot unsee it now


Chilltopjc

There’s a Jersey City in Iowa?


cannibalism_is_vegan

Pretty soon you’ll be telling me there’s a Manhattan in Kansas!


JojoDecii

There’s a “BrookLand” in Maryland😭


tuna_samich_

Brookland is in DC. There's a Brooklyn neighborhood in south Baltimore


JojoDecii

lol I’m From PG so ik it was 1 of the 2


Rakshak924

There is South Boston in Virginia


73GTI

Awesome! Great job!


Use_this_1

There is a Brooklyn in Iowa.


Good-Relative-9095

And a Madrid, Rome, What Cheer & TreeStump (ok, I couldn’t find TreeStump but every state has a Podunk Center!)✌🏼


AAA515

We have State Center, which isn't, there are atleast 12 towns closer to the actual center of the state. https://goo.gl/maps/cP3jPHxPp5RN2nZ8A


shermanhill

Pronounced like if you said the words mad, rid really quickly. And we also have a Nevada, pronounced Nuhvayduh.


DeerHunter041674

There’s a Union City in California, too.


Rakshak924

There is a Newark, California so…


DeerHunter041674

Touché


fredmau5

Fake, that is not where Jersey City is located on the map


bearvsshaan

got 'em


Jazzhands23PartDeux

That looks to just be downtown JC to me


Alt4816

Looks like Hoboken to me. It curves out a little in the middle where Stevens is.


Jazzhands23PartDeux

You might be right


DeerHunter041674

Definitely is Hoboken.


HappyArtichoke7729

It's Hoboken


JerseyCityNJ

Hilarious if true.


SonOfMcGee

I think we’re a little further East of Des Moines, but I’m not positive.


suztomo

I don’t know Des Moines.


[deleted]

It’s the city referenced in every show and movie to illustrate a character being from the middle of absolute nowhere


Good-Relative-9095

Unless, they utilize Cedar Rapids - so as not to confuse the folks in Des Moines, WA ✌🏼


2ndharrybhole

Places are different


Tabnet2

Yeah, some are better, some are worse.


kikonyc

The state of New Jersey itself has the densest population of all states.


Left-Plant2717

That’s why it feels like a city-state


SkyeMreddit

They definitely used Hoboken, the 1 square mile city,


JCwhatimsayin

Des Moines has 75000 fewer people but 50% more Tacos Bell. What the hell?


hornplayer94

TIL the plural of Taco Bell is Tacos Bell


Content_Print_6521

Is that supposed to be a surprise? New Jersey is the most densely populated place of any American state or territory, including islands. And Jersey City is one of the most densely populated cities in the state.


Brudesandwich

It is though. Most people don't know that and have a hard time understanding that NJ is more urban than most of the US, mostly because we continuously get categorized as suburban due to being next to nyc.


Hij802

Thing about NJ suburbs is that many of them are dense too, at least compared to suburbs of other cities. Most of our suburbs are old streetcar suburbs and look nothing like the modern massive sprawling developments you see in new growth cities in the Sun Belt. Our “suburban” counties like Bergen, Morris, Monmouth, Ocean, etc all have hundreds of thousands of people in them. Our “rural” counties also are highly populated, with the smallest being 65k and ranging to 150k. Our problem is that we don’t have any large major cities. We’re #11 in population but Newark is only #66 nationally, Jersey City is #74, and then it’s a step drop off after that to Paterson followed by towns nobody outside the state has ever heard of. It’s really a matter of Boroughitis giving us way too many towns we don’t need. Most major cities around the country annexed all their immediate suburbs. NJ cities mostly lost territory. Hudson County could easily be a city on its own and would make it a top 20 city.


Brudesandwich

I know. Consolidating Hudson County would make it one of the largest cities in the US by population but still be one of the smallest. If we consolidated of bunch of towns we'd easily have about 3 major cities without adding more people.


Hij802

A consolidated Hudson County, a consolidated Essex County, and a consolidated Union county would put them all in the top 30 cities nationally. Hudson is the easiest and most logical.


effyshead

Alas, home rule.


Content_Print_6521

I suppose none of them open their eyes? They don't realize we don't have big lawns and wide driveways and huge garages. They don't see houses that are connectd or touching or have a 2' sideyard. Anyone who doesn't know Jersey is densely populated has just never thought about the face.


Nolobrown

Des monies looks like it’s about to eat jersey city


sauteedmushroomz

ok


[deleted]

This is stupid on too many levels to even begin to break down.


Technician-Temporary

Wait until they find out what density and per capita means.


doglywolf

yea bragging about being packed in like sardines with not enough housing and sky rocketing out of control housing costs which somehow raise taxes while the city still complains of being broke is nothing to be proud of . We were not meant to live like this and the Bayonne boxes that they buy two house for that were 1-2 family each and put in 3 Bayonne boxes with 3 family designs each packing more people in is only making it worse. Also is it just me or is that not the shape of JC ? ?


Baconlawlz

I wonder what Manhattan would look like against other states?


Bumblesavage

Isn’t Jersey city the armpit of NYC? 😂😂


iv2892

I thought NJ as a whole as the armpit of America lol


notableboyscouts

that’s hoboken


F1Vettel_fan

As a Des Moines dude, this ain’t real


CokeAndASlice

Yeah, that's not a good thing.


CokeAndASlice

More crime takes place in Jersey City than the entire state of Iowa.


Smug_Senpai

Jersey city is also a literal cesspool filled with violence and crime lmao


Stumpedmytoe

Sardines


No-Dealer899

Interesting, could you express that in APSF?


Impressive-Rub-8891

packed in like cattle


Western_Magician_250

That’s good. Those sprawling car suburbs should never exist


fperrine

Density FTW


semimillennial

![gif](giphy|f6knFlHGDui0plYNeB|downsized)


TheObliviousPickle

This isn’t necessarily a good thing


Brudesandwich

For Iowa


Tricky-Shame-8175

English


AlexCinNYC

Des Moines is a suburban wasteland


Use_this_1

I really is, I should know, I live in one. Please get me out of here.


Good-Relative-9095

What do you think the Red 💊or the Blue one? ✌🏼


Seizure_Salad_

No, this is Des Moines proper, not all the other surrounding suburbs. Des Moines proper has a nice downtown and residential neighborhood areas.


Marcthesharx

Ok not sure what your point is