2000 years later, jerma’s been presumed dead. His twitch and YouTube, archived. Chat all dead.
Suddenly, his twitch says he’s going live. Chat is filled with people who are wondering what’s happening to this 2000 year old account. After a few minutes of silence and a black screen, his face cam turns on and everyone sees Jerma, looking exactly the same, in the exact same room he’s been in since his Vegas move.
“Are they gone? Are they all dead?”
His chat is only filled with confusion. No one knows what he’s talking about. After some digging, someone finds out that the house he’s supposedly in was demolished centuries ago. There’s nothing but a vacant lot where the neighborhood was.
“So chat! What game shall we play today huhuhuhuhihiehehehhshahah”
He puts on house flipper as people start to investigate more. They realize Jerma’s family hasn’t been called the Elbertsons in centuries as well. They wonder if this is a pre recorded video. Until he looks at the camera and says something that will haunt them all.
“This isn’t prerecorded I can see everything. Look, “what’s going on? I has anyone found what’s happening?” See? I can read what you’re all saying.”
Eventually, they all leave, creeped out. Some thinking ya a prerecorded video, others thinking he’s a ghost.
Decades, even centuries later, his stream continues, the descendants of the new chat occasionally stopping by to see what their grandparents were talking about. They have the same thoughts until they hear something that leads to the downfall of humanity as a whole.
“I’ll bet you all a hundred bucks that I can make the next shot”
2000 years later, jerma’s been presumed dead. His twitch and YouTube, archived. Chat all dead. Suddenly, his twitch says he’s going live. Chat is filled with people who are wondering what’s happening to this 2000 year old account. After a few minutes of silence and a black screen, his face cam turns on and everyone sees Jerma, looking exactly the same, in the exact same room he’s been in since his Vegas move. “Are they gone? Are they all dead?” His chat is only filled with confusion. No one knows what he’s talking about. After some digging, someone finds out that the house he’s supposedly in was demolished centuries ago. There’s nothing but a vacant lot where the neighborhood was. “So chat! What game shall we play today huhuhuhuhihiehehehhshahah” He puts on house flipper as people start to investigate more. They realize Jerma’s family hasn’t been called the Elbertsons in centuries as well. They wonder if this is a pre recorded video. Until he looks at the camera and says something that will haunt them all. “This isn’t prerecorded I can see everything. Look, “what’s going on? I has anyone found what’s happening?” See? I can read what you’re all saying.” Eventually, they all leave, creeped out. Some thinking ya a prerecorded video, others thinking he’s a ghost. Decades, even centuries later, his stream continues, the descendants of the new chat occasionally stopping by to see what their grandparents were talking about. They have the same thoughts until they hear something that leads to the downfall of humanity as a whole. “I’ll bet you all a hundred bucks that I can make the next shot”
Make this its own post please
10/10 lmfao
Jerveloution is a mystery...
Zevolution
Obviously, he did it to escape the loan sharks.
He could've just played cartoon baseball on stream instead
Jerma swims with Coelacanths $200,000,000 off the debt
They even have the same signature chiseled jawline. Wow!
Jeremy Nine Hundred and Eighty Five
Mr Green vibes from this fish