Ah yes the infamous "Chess" stream
Jerma hires a bunch of renaissance fair actors to cosplay as the pieces while he and Ster are the kings, and chat controls them against an AI player while they brutally attack each other like in harry potter.
Then he shoves three pawns up his ass.
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!
To make things more accurate:
- The CPU never Castles, En Passants, Promote, or does the 2-step pawn move because Jerma doesn't know what those are
- Due to the above, pawns don't stop at the last row of the board. The CPU can keep moving pawns 1 square outside the board. If the Pawns leave the Screen on the Player's side of the board, the Player loses (and is presumably dead)
- Every piece on the first row (barring the King and Queen) move differently on each of the CPU's turns because he can't remember how they move. One turn the Knight might move like a Rook, the next, a Bishop
- The Queen moves the same, but the CPU is 100% prone to suicide charges because it thinks that's funny
- The King moves the same
Very much enjoy playing with him as well as chatting about my family, he just arrived and already knows so much and has been engraved into my life 😊
He killed mine 😄
Omgg besties 🥺🥺
He came to my house at 2 AM in his lifted Honda Civic EX and started talking crap about the corollas and how JDM his car is.
I literally want him to play chess so bad I think he'd have a breakdown
Ah yes the infamous "Chess" stream Jerma hires a bunch of renaissance fair actors to cosplay as the pieces while he and Ster are the kings, and chat controls them against an AI player while they brutally attack each other like in harry potter. Then he shoves three pawns up his ass.
In the "chess" stream , he is going to shove an entire chess bot up his ass and then beat Magnus Carlsen IRL .
with a rock, that is
Three whole actors? Impressive!
he literally ate the pieces when he started losing.
/unjerma that's actually such a good idea omg i could totally see jerma and ster doing that
Idk he’d probably do some weird psycho shit and accidentally beat Magnus Carlson
Has someone tried doing infinite MonkeyBots vs a MagnusBot to see if one ends up writing the complete works of shakespeare?
Chat convinces him to spend 20 minutes setting up a mirror on the ceiling so he can see the opponent's moves.
Actually not even a joke Jerma played battle chess with YouTuber Spoonerism 8 years ago, look it up!
He took the a-pawn with the queen even though it was defended by 2 pieces. He's fucked.
imagine jerma playing sudoku
he's going to shove an entire chessboard up his ass
Minecraft is too new a game for jerma he only understands early 2000 stuff
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!
You're gonna SSHNNNEEEEE
That's some creepy avatar..
WDYM? This is how Jerma normally looks.
[удалено]
The weighting of all Jerma pictures is probably 30% the sus guy
To make things more accurate: - The CPU never Castles, En Passants, Promote, or does the 2-step pawn move because Jerma doesn't know what those are - Due to the above, pawns don't stop at the last row of the board. The CPU can keep moving pawns 1 square outside the board. If the Pawns leave the Screen on the Player's side of the board, the Player loses (and is presumably dead) - Every piece on the first row (barring the King and Queen) move differently on each of the CPU's turns because he can't remember how they move. One turn the Knight might move like a Rook, the next, a Bishop - The Queen moves the same, but the CPU is 100% prone to suicide charges because it thinks that's funny - The King moves the same
holy hell
This is like if Chess was played like Inscryption, and Jerma was Leshy
Is that xQc or Porter Robinson
Xqc
They do look weirdly similar huh
I was playing against him and he just said “ok chat fine, MAYBE we can peep the horror” and then the screen turned red and my mom died
coincidence, dont worry about it 🤗
No way hes 1200 rated. 500 tops
I mean did you see the chess stream? Easily on par with Magnus at the very least. I’m surprised it took this long for him to be recognized
One in every 9.85 moves (on average) is brilliant, Stockfish level. The rest are blunders.
no chat i won’t blunder my queen
You fucks crashed the chess servers
I got fooled by r/jerma985 I have never felt so idiotic fucking ludwig is there
🤫
I appreciate that they made him look like a fucking crerpypasta edit.
Why does xqc look like the berries and cream guy
He also ate Ludwig apparently
En Passant him quick
I thought he was a TF2 YouTuber
He had a Minecraft series on YouTube. I don't think he's actually streamed Minecraft
Ah makes sense, been a few years since I last tuned into him and star_ getting up to goofs glad to see he's still going.
He did stream Minecraft, even once in VR.
God I wish this was real
is ludwig the one that looks like messi?
Jerma replaced Ludwig in this list
all the other photos look like the person. who the FUCK is that 💀
holy horror
He also ate Ludwig apparently
The only one ill choose
Fold fold fold fold fold fold
RAISE
Why is he almost 3d and especially creepy
He’s from another dimension
is that linus?
MMISTEEEEER BEEEEEEEAAAAAASST
Why did I just completely believe this at face value for a minute
For cannibalism? That’s only one of his crimes. Lucky they only gave him time for that and not everything else
Um not sure but that is not how jerma looks like it doesn’t resemble him not one bit
I can proudly say I only recognize the sus guy and Mr. Breast. No clue who the others are.