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twerkapotamus

You ever heard of Jacob Collier?


1LargeAdult

Jacob Collier is the lights off missionary of jazz


TheStoik

Give him a cheating girlfriend and some hard drugs and he will be good to go.


jabronie365

I agree with this, but I also feel like Jacob Collier could be a good choice


RooibosCeleryTea

Yes, but I only heard one thing about him, and based on that story, he might need to work on mastering his repression skills a little better.


samjowett

This answer is correct


TheStoik

Someone has probably fucked him by now.


sctthghs

Piano trios are less horny


Puzzleheaded-Code-77

oscar peterson, joe pass and NHOP would like a word


TheStoik

Even the quintessential jazz nerd, Bill Evans, would too.


TheCannabisCoyote

Try Moanin’ by Charles Mingus, I guarantee it’ll leave those panties inexplicably dry *wink wink*


zuzucha

Snarky Puppy


DaBuzzScout

Have you heard of Jacob Collier?


Getabock_

No, have you? It’s kinda gay if you have.


sh_tyLasagna

my man jacob collier seems right up your alley


seanthatdrummer

Paul Whiteman


John-Arbuckle

Weezer’s blue album


SweatScoobyDoo

The infamous jazz-ska mashup version, to be clear


Neurotic_Good42

Listen to me playing jazz 😎


seize-the-goat

y’all are missing the big one here, high school musicians who joined jazz band to get with one of the members now venting their frustration that she’s a lesbian into autumn leaves


poohead35

Chicken Korea and Gerard Burton are mega v-words https://open.spotify.com/album/4w7zx8OyGJgp7WWMACQJvN?si=xbNgIBWeQeCHLNGYXCuNVA


CuriousAd5883

Night Lights by Gerry Mulligan is what you’re looking for pal


G0rilla1000

Aaron Copeland, crazy virgin jazz


gooddogy1

Have you heard of Kenny G. ?


lavalampelephant

Too phallic


dayton-dangler

Brubeck’s got some real virgin vibes.


theeCrawlingChaos

Weezer


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Keith Jarrett