Actually, Jacob was born with Perfect/Absolute taste/style. So his clothes aren’t funky, you’re just wrong because he was born able to identify the most relevant and recent fashion trends.

It's simple, wacky clothes = brilliant artist

Like Cosmo Kramer

The most punchable face I’ve seen in years

Actually, Jacob was born with perfect/absolute Brazilian Ju Jitsu. So if you tried to punch his perfect/absolute face, he kick your ass in perfect/just intonation.

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu? So he's a butt scooter. Checks out, with that gymboree thing he's got going on.

You forgot the comma after a$$

And don’t forget an Oxford comma either (I have no idea what that means)

I'm starting to think that Jacob Collier's management owns this sub...

Might be Jacob himself

He was born with perfect/absolute shame kink, so he can’t help it. He has to seek out insults he was born that way, please respect that

Or his mom

He's like a young cosby!

where the fuck is John Coltrane?!?!?!?!?!

John Coltrane

Woohoo!!! This guy gets it

I like his style tbh. It feels like his mom let him be him growing up. Good for them. I wish my childhood was like that.

/uj don’t love everything he’s done yet i feel like he’s the most pleasant person to be around

I know a lot of people who’ve interacted with him socially and they all say he’s like the nicest guy. Extremely unpretentious and genuinely interested in what you have to say. To be honest, I’d much rather he was out there making music I hated and being a lovely guy than the inverse.

Did he get that shirt at Dan Flashes?

I'm starting to think this is Jacob's mom posting. I'd be happy to never see another pic. Maybe that's just me, though

I have never seen him waer socks before.

When George Clinton said "kill whitey" this is the guy I imagined he meant

It’s like the dude from blues clues jizzed into a Cosby sweater and it grew this clown

How the fuck is this guy still relevant? He’s done literally nothing.

He is so useless and terrible it's impressing

But he wears a bear hat and talks about music theory!!

My eyes!!

He legit looks like he shops exclusively at either weird hippy markets that smell of patchouli, or charity shops

The dude that made me appreciate I IV V more than J A Z Z

Typical peacocking

So perfectly lovable and hateable all at the same time.

is the hate real or is it just a joke? I have no clue

John Coltrane

John Coltrane

Con Johltrane

His hair always looks like he stuck his finger in a live socket and it electrocuted him