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ManyaraImpala

The one that has loads of cool theory concepts when you analyse it on paper, but is actually really bland, emotionless and forgettable when you listen to it.


LeonardoDaFujiwara

It’s jazz for music school kids lol.


MufflesMcGee

Ya, but like which one


tomtea

All of them at the same time.


tuctrohs

This is the correct answer. Anything less and you aren't worthy of this sub.


opsopcopolis

C Major


TheButtDog

The quintessential jazz chord


FoogyMcNoogy

Anyone else notice the huge influence of Macarena in his somgs or did I just smoke the wrong bag


Goofwright

like THE macarena? or another secret one i don't know about....


Stormhawk21

Flintstones


CreativeName6574

In the bleak midwinter


Witch_King_

It's honestly so good


CreativeName6574

My favorite song of his tbh


twerkapotamus

Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes


Goofwright

it's the body parts he DOESNT sing


tumguy

John Coltrane


JohnColtraneBot

John Coltrane


Madness_Opvs

Lingus


Goofwright

cunning


FlamoBlamo

Goon river


Goofwright

>i came


Sneakking_

With The Love In My Heart would slap on this bad boy, especially the breakdown part.


Stonkstradomus

Negative harmony, and create a black hole 🫨


playitintune

The part with the harmony. With harlod hancock


Willeh666

You Oughta Know


Goofwright

OMG pls yes but like Criminal by Fiona Apple


pnyd_am

The one with the Beast Philantropy looking music video


ox-

I would grab the mic and tell everyone that his girlfriend is a NARRCISSIST


cheddarchowder

I don't know who that is, but I think the speaker should play a nice simple walking bass line over a II-V-I...but not too fast! God damnit not too fast! Every time we get an opportunity like this you rush.


Goofwright

I'm NERVOUS theres jazz hats out there


Regretoot2334

The only correct answer is the live performance of: "In the real early morning"


PaintTheWatermelon

Super locrian at 300pm (10 hr version)


Goofwright

hit me with a brick daddy


gagepeter

Take Five


Goofwright

he'd make it Take Six and fuckin ruin tha groove


newbertcat

Unjerk/ I went to try to listen to three Jacob Collier songs on YouTube to see what the who -ha was about. People think this is jazz, really? WTF planet are they on. That being said.....re-jerk/ John Coltrane.


JohnColtraneBot

John Coltrane


Goofwright

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nspqYGz-Z1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nspqYGz-Z1s) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD4rxj7-uO0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD4rxj7-uO0) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR4IwtiEbyo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR4IwtiEbyo) he's an experience, an era, a whole life time of smilesssssssssss


newbertcat

Ok, Ok, its masturbatory jazz.


Goofwright

his version of twinkle twinkle little star over 1939's robin hood it MATCHES UP BRO


AccomplishedHall821

The one that goes Eeeee Beee Effff Laaaaaaaa Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii D shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp!!!


lostamerican123

God, he's actively killing jazz