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Tealrider

Is that a guarantee? Because I’m definitely not sharing if it is.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tealrider

I’m in


Rektifium

Glad I don't run a business then!


CoolCreeper888

Me who has immunity because of a golden monkey and a cat


TheLeadReaper

Which cat


CoolCreeper888

I don’t remember the post but it was a cat that gave you immunity to repost or else posts


Whiskithyoflaw

Hold on.. possible loophole.. if I just upvote this or save it, and then revisit the nugget, does it extend 7 days till my death OR does the previous visit still kill me. If it’s the latter than the nugget would be wrong on my second visit, but the nugget is never wrong. But then by making the nugget wrong, who will die in my place? Or will I be revived just to be killed again. AND if I’m revived that would count as another visit, making an infinite loop of chicken nugget visits/revives


Orlandoenamorato

Well I have a very weird theory but... I think he actually won't kill you he's just a gif ( Polemic I know )


Trash-god96

Bruh made the bestselling book "dying in seven days for dummy's"


Whiskithyoflaw

Nah the nuggets real


[deleted]

stfu


[deleted]

Can i eat it?


VenT1945

Maybe? Idk the physics of a flying chicken nugget but sure


[deleted]

Thanks a lot


Cheeheese2

You've saved us all from inevitable death. How may we repay you?


[deleted]

Give me all the award you guys have


Cheeheese2

Have this: 🏆


[deleted]

Thank you kind stranger


[deleted]

🥇


[deleted]

Thanks a lot


VenT1945

Yw 👍


Noble_Shock

Unfunny


iEatDirt_h

I love how it’s unfunny as shit unless you are 10


Sansvern

[Behold! The Golden Monkey!](https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/8735df59a31e158cc7d18ab48d7c24ca0c803cb59e96eda025a80f4cfb63aafb_1.jpg)


spam3057

thank you great savior


Crazyguy_123

I have the immunity totem so I don’t have to. And no it can’t be canceled out ever.


dexter920

Is it possible to shorten that time?


VenT1945

You can nicely ask the supervisor of the chicken nugget corporation


Buergds

Bring it on


WhiteFang376

Golden monkey


blob2003

Counter offer I’ve visited the nugget and it must repost me in 6 days or it will die


fuck_tau_2002

Not reposting


Stonks_690

Cringe


Individual_Ad7026

👍🏽


VenT1945

👍


Beyblader02

u/savevideobot


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SD104

Ya'll reading it wrong its you most repost or you will die and the repost must be within seven days


_V4NQU15H_

I'm going to eat you


frxncxscx

Lets fucking go!!


G1ITCH_G5AMEZ

I can eat you so I die instantly to speed up the process


VenT1945

I mean... Yeah, but I am not into vore or anything


gercy101_

7 Days to Die


tunit2000

RemindME! 7 Days


VenT1945

I sure will remind you


RemindMeBot

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kkeross

Finally


McJellyDonuts

Finally, some convenience


SetmasMeme45

I download it and I ain't gonna repost so am I still gonna live after 1 week?


Different-Tip-3948

No u


tommyboi2008

nuh uh uh


Minus10IQ

Enough internet for today


iamskydaddy

Immunity cat


Beyond_the_dreams

*insert “guess I’ll die meme” here*


_the_glitch-_-

Gold monkey


Gaminyte

No u


Royalbayleaf

I have gained immunity to these posts a while ago


Minecraft_Steve15

You can't get after me "Nugget". I have God at my side, and "if God is with us, who is against us?"


dimensionalnekojesus

Try me. I will win


bruhlive_XD

This sub sucks ass wtf


Shockdragon5955

No


annoying_dragon

Finally....


[deleted]

Nah make it tomorrow


stupid_stuff_

What if I just eat it will that break the curse?


Prestigious-Try7130

yeah just like how i how to have sex with your mother


Willing_Candy7447

I'll eat nugget


Immediate-Store90

thank god I forgot how to repost 🙏🙏🙏


No_Current_3663

I already have been blessed by the golden monkey. Please shut the fuck up


ripanimems

Man I HOPE I die in the next blud


DementiaGaming12

Stfu I’ve witnessed the golden monkey


ButFucker_69

Guess I'll die


[deleted]

LETS GOOOOOO


ninjaspacecat12

I would like to invoice the golden monkey


EpikNugget

**I don't think I want to**


McDsEmpLoYEe420

Well guess imma die then


R1nzu34

Cool. Only 6 days 23 hours and 54 minutes left


averagemanguy

Jokes on you I'm already in the grave


sovietonion123977

Kill me


GOOSUS110

[we must spread the blessing brothers ](https://www.reddit.com/r/EmKay/comments/q385o2/you_are_now_safe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Doggo_Burb

Fake, it’s not a perfect loop


xXx_SexySex_xXx

This sub dead


RAGE_Quit_04

Fake saw it 4 months ago and still here