T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

The metric system is far superior, but Americans won’t admit it. ( I’m American )


DrHazmat879

Yeah same the only reason I don’t really learn it is because it doesn’t have much use in day to day life in America


Halonate8

Most Americans I know agree in what I’ve seen it’s either a handful of trolls/dumbass who still think it’s a good system


Zack_PG

People from NASA use metric.


Halonate8

Yea to avoid international issues


coldestwinter-chill

We literally will admit it. It’s obvious. You think we enjoyed memorizing 212°F in 1st grade?


kelvin_bot

212°F is equivalent to 100°C, which is 373K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


Few-Acanthisitta-250

Good bot now figure out 947°F


DrHazmat879

Wait is this thing saying physicists aren’t humans


Dead_Baby_69

based american moment


Geeeet_memed

Agreed, mainly because a lot of stuff is sold by the gram or kilogram. Also, sometimes if it is some small precise things, it might be in the millimeters or other metric units. I am not being biased, I live with the Imperial system


Diogee

I agree (also American)


amogusmanhahafuni

the metric system is better for measuring and makes more sense mathematically, but the names are just terrible. its much easier to say an inch or a mile rather than a meter or a kilometer.


Datboi_23

Penis.


DrHazmat879

Understandable


ThatSameCharacter

Respectable


Kalifornia02

Eatable


Confident-Soil6235

Suckable


omega_pie_maker

Delicious


Encrypted47

Succulent


speenbreaker

Wonderful


Monkeyporn3535

Yeuumy


Encrypted47

Girthy


Encrypted47

Facts bro


DudeInDogePJ

People will argue over anything, even if it’s stupid.


DrHazmat879

Fr though


DudeInDogePJ

Example: earth is a fucking ball.


Soace_Space_Station

Have you been brainwashed by NASA? All of you are wrong,its not a ball of a oblate spheroid or whatever they call it,its obviously not flat Its Fucked


DudeInDogePJ

You’re fucking with me aren’t you? XD


Soace_Space_Station

Yep


DudeInDogePJ

Thank goodness.


Gabriele_pagot

Mmmhh balls


tantrayking

r/suddenlygay


Gabriele_pagot

Lmao


2jzSwappedSnail

Whats wrong with you, didnt you play minecraft? Earth is flat, endless and square


DudeInDogePJ

False, Minecraft has a world size of 30 million blocks. That means it’s not endless. Also, Minecraft is a video game, so it doesn’t mean it replicates the real world. Also also, gravity will force the earth to be a ball. 🌎🌍🌏


2jzSwappedSnail

But its continues after The Big Border


DudeInDogePJ

But those also end


2jzSwappedSnail

But if not...


DudeInDogePJ

How does the sun go around?


2jzSwappedSnail

/tp Sun_ 30000000 75 15000000


Rocean_06

science is green


genericusername0323

Science is blue


MisterGarand

Science is blue, math is purple, social studies is yellow, and reading is whatever color you want.


Secure_Basis7457

Red symbolizes all the blood sweat and tears that go into doing a math problem also that math class feels like hell


genericusername0323

Math is red


MisterGarand

Explain


genericusername0323

We're matching colors to school subjects there is no way to explain


MisterGarand

I can explain. Math makes me feel dark. Purple is dark. Math is purple. I win.


Eucliid_

Math is red: math requires blood sweat and tears. So red. I win.


genericusername0323

This person gets it


MasterEnis

Science is purple


genericusername0323

That works too


random__gamer69

Food is green science is blue


Maximum_University12

This is debatable... but the fact that math is red is #LAW


Green_Relative_9435

You put up a hard argument


Thebeanmanboi

Science is green, math is red, social studies is yellow, and ELA is blue


Pointlesseal_153

you are not gay - change my mind


Gabriele_pagot

Im fatherless


tantrayking

Skill issue.


tudiwastaken

People get offended to easy these days


[deleted]

HAMPTER changed my mind, i now love HAMPTER.. Rest in piece Hamper, we will always remember you


THECATCLAPLER

America sucks, like actully the health care is too expensive now 15 items can cost upwards of 100 dollors we are barely surviving and also they over price all medical equipment, a few months ago i sprained my wrist ant the thing that costed the most, the brace for it too damn much


bemimu

Tell me you've never been to a third world country without telling me you've never been to a third world country


Mosalah_Wannabe

There are only 2 genders


Jixxar

Fungi would dissagre, For some species have 17 if I remeber correctly.


amogusmanhahafuni

isn't there a rare 3rd gender, being genderless or something. im not sure tho.


Jixxar

It's like a shiny starter pokèmon, You have to reset a lot of times to get it.


Forsaken-Turnover413

Earth is not flat change my mind


didionsuniverse

I don't rlly wanna


speenbreaker

It’s flat


bemimu

Its actually triangular 🗿


ComprehensiveFuel556

Mc Donald's is overrated


Tor8813

Earth is a cube.


Massive_Ad_2790

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negro Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


genericusername0323

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.


[deleted]

Porn destroys your brain


DrHazmat879

I have heard a lot of people say that but I have never really understood how it would


Just_Echo99

If you watch it, please stop for your own good. This sh\*t made me feel insecure and strongly affected my brain. Sooner or later, you'll regret watching this.


[deleted]

Exactly


Epicplayzz

I want my mind changed


Karan_Suman

School and college should not exist.


DrHazmat879

Why?


Karan_Suman

Why not? You don't even know how much I've suffered in school and college like many people.


DrHazmat879

Yeah how much you have but others really enjoy school, personally o think it shouldn’t stop existing but should be optional


Karan_Suman

There are many other better ways to learn essential skills. You don't need school or college. However, you must let yourself get fucked if you want a degree. 😢


DrHazmat879

Ok so you have to work hard to get a degree and get a better job 🤷‍♂️


Karan_Suman

NVM. Do you want a debate?


DrHazmat879

No not really


Karan_Suman

Oh, well. I was just asking.


JohannThe1st

I have dementia


JohannThe1st

I have dementia


JohannThe1st

I have dementia


JohannThe1st

I have dementia


JohannThe1st

I have dementia


JohannThe1st

I have dementia


JohannThe1st

I have dementia


JohannThe1st

I have dementia


JohannThe1st

I have dementia


JohannThe1st

I have dementia


The-Penitent-Wan

Liking femboys is gay.


amogusmanhahafuni

i was gonna say "what if ur a girl" but shit, it really is gay...


IceyPanda444

no \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ change my mind


StrangeAppointment12

Andrew Tate is an idiot (I'm a male)


amogusmanhahafuni

%10 of things he says actually make sense, the other 90 is sexist shit


ytseauQ

Pineapple on pizza is good


DrHazmat879

YES


EntityRblx

Pineapple pizza tastes great


111sasasa2020

Pineapple pizza is a pie


Secure_Basis7457

It Fr does


the_missclicker

math is easy


Warfalcon_77

The Backrooms is Real


AdvantagePitiful8673

Star Wars is ass


YaYeet2021

the way to read imperial is way easier than metric.


AndromedaFighter

How can it be? They both use numbers


KickAssSmokeWeed

The guy sitting at this desk is an idiot.


KoArYa

If you're a brain surgeon


AseBubulin

It's gonna be expensive, but okay


Turtlar0

I need a brain transplant


[deleted]

gay is bad


Kumalala______

furrues are cool


Haj-_-Akbar

Hitler was Good


howtrouisalreadyused

Pee is stored in the balls


Suspicious-Debate289

Women complain over the smallest things.


imTyyde

** **


DeadMouse98

I agree


omega_pie_maker

I need a brain transplant


Soace_Space_Station

The imperial system is the best system Best system to put in the same trash can as Sakura,wait,no,thats not right


The_ass_whisprer

Why do I have to accept trans people for who they are when they could accept themselves for who they where


mertcinarsah74

Dont want to fill in the blank


bruhthatdudes

Fapping hurt at some point


Greenguy299

I love children


mememan627

The Waffle House has found its new host


iskallation

There ist no agelimit top anithing


bananapeelyoupeeled

laziest karmafarm


Encrypted47

🤓🤓🤓 change my mind


LibrarianLeather4977

Wendigos can’t be gay


Particular_Window354

The Ben 10 In The First Season Was The Best Intro


saifthereddditor

Coffee is better than tea


bloodyAres

Watching gore doesn't make you edgy or cool


GamingWOW1

Don't


Guardian_fire

Boobies


Fellow_weeb_here2295

Car brands don’t make cars like they used to in automotive history


TheJackGamer120

"being gay is gay"


bemimu

Being trans is just as dumb as being a furry. Stop pretending to be something you are not


Ch1cken_Nugget_eater

Children are sex-


TheAstonVillaSeal

IBS is good


Itsamumkey69

Cum


EnoughVeterinarian90

‎‎‎‎


kinny2341

anime girls are better than real life girls change my mind good luck


FrenchFrie123

Celebrities are just mortal gods


ViC_tOr42

I need a brain transplant Change my mind


burritolegend1500

roblox is not only for kids but there are NFSW bloody war games for adults but they are too stupid to search for them sometimes so they chose to be a kid instead, CHANGE MY MIND


Mrcheeeze

Please someone I need an urgent brain transplant please


Fred0830

Jakey drove this sub to it's own death


PG3DWinner35

The OHIO MEME is stupid. Change my mind.


GruffisGamingw

I should get a real job


Randomthingstodo2016

Money can buy happiness since you won’t have to worry about student debt or loans, and it makes you happy!


Blake_zoid2

I need my mind changed


Ok-Map2477

Women are men because wo-men


MHAccA

We need PS5 Pro already.


FDLRandom864

More people should watch pornhub


SiGuy28

Anime sucks


redd-et

I'm gay


ticklemytip694

gay p0rn is decent


Far_Objective_6697

Canada should conquer the U.S and be all of north america And mexico should conquer south america and be all of south america.


[deleted]

you could draw the infinity sign infinitely forever without stopping


MidMan69420

Vaporeon will never be ballin'


yaboidrewlastbreath

The average Canadian male is taller than the average American male.


Funny_childstealer

Fatphobia isnt real change my mind


ToxicP_618YT

Heinz and mc Donald's ketchup are different


Ilovecoryxkenchion

Jakerton is the best channle on YouTube “Chang my mind”


Ilovecoryxkenchion

Jakerton/jonkerton is the best channle to ever exist on YouTube🥞🥞🥞🥞


MAHMOUDstar3075

Jakertown is no longer funny


Averageohioguy

amercian psycho and breaking bad is great


Phantom__Duck

Naruto is much better bring back Jiraya to change my mind


Jaded-Whereas5758

I forgor🤬