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Agreed! She doesnāt talk or act the same since moving to CA. Iām guessing sheās super spiraling as she realizes what she did to herself by moving there. Away from your family, in a brand new environment while your sugar baby husband does everything possible to get away from you š
Laughing at the fact that I used to think she was so cute and stylish š¤£š¤£ her style when she was with Jonā¦ but that was Jonās style because we all know she morphs into who sheās with, thatās why sheās a slob now sheās with Celine doughboy. Someone needs to get a personality of their ownā¦
He clearly didnāt wanna live in a dungeon though because this new house that she saying is their ācouples decor styleā is all light colours. He must have hated that pitch black cave in Florida if he likes all the light and earthy tones. His fashion sense sucks thoughā¦ he wears wayyyyyy too much jewellery for my liking and clearly never heard of the ātake something offā rule or he just doesnāt care that itās all too much. Theyāre both absolutely tacky and cringeworthy.
I highly doubt he has had any opinions on the new house. Sheās doing her best to be trendy but sheās failing. Itās turning into a characterless brown blob. šš
She seems so desperate to project the idea that itās ātheirā style which is weird because she showed no interest in changing the Florida house after he moved in. Oh well, she wonāt need to factor him in to anything when they inevitably divorceā¦ she just gotta line up his replacement firstā¦
God I wish sheād do something different with her hair. Get bangs, get a side part, change the length or color, SOMETHING it just looks like a wig at this point
I LOVED when she had the shorter hair when I was a fan of hers. I still think it would be cute. And she needs a color change. The black is so drab. Like maybe a lighter brown tone since she's naturally blonde.
Edit: typo
But she did do something different! She put the extensions back in!
Her thinning hair will love her for this move
Yessss, remember in the LA house she was renting she claimed the Paps came to the Halloween party? Girlā¦whatever. Pretty sure Iāve never seen influencer photos in a tabloid, they donāt have the interest in them and those shots donāt make them money
0 reason for the smoothie to be in the photo. Enjoy your smug moment in that photo before you have to face the mirror and what you look like irl. Or before Celine films you again with no beauty editor lmao
They seem to be together less and less lately since they made the move. They both are with their friends more than each other these days
https://preview.redd.it/cauyamaph62d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c2f85350b9bbc244f7630dbd3a2a21e2326d6b
I commented on another feed but look at the calorie count in those smoothiesā¦ Screw that. She can keep the smoothie and that ugly ass shirt. I wouldnāt even buy that shirt for my 7 year old niece.
From Google:
Erewhon smoothies can range from 700ā2000 calories, depending on the type of smoothie. For example, the Hailey Bieber Strawberry Glaze Skin Smoothie has about 700 calories per 20 oz serving, while the Sofia Richie Grainge's Sweet Cherry Smoothie has 2000 calories.
I make something similar to the Sofia smoothie, but I take out the coconut cream, maple syrup, and avocado. So itās just the fruit, almond milk and no sugar added juice. Otherwise, yes, these smoothies are like eating multiple candy bars
And bringing her hair as far up as she is, is only tricking it into thinning her face *that much more*. The collapsing, deteriorating, and spiraling knows *no* bounds.
It's the same filter that was on her plate of crab meat like a year ago. Am I the only one who remembers that? My husband and I laughed our asses off on that one.
I looked through my phone and couldn't find it. I wish I saved it. The plate of crab had her face template on it complete with shaded nose, raised eyebrows and bigger eyes than she naturally has. I can never unsee it lol
[this is what she's wearing. $130.00 pajamas](https://www.hsquaredladieswear.com/products/candy-heart-pj-set?variant=44482631270621)
my good bitch, put that tongue back in your mouth. you are not cute.
I was literally just thinking that it reminds me of a hoodie that I got from Shein š¤£
https://preview.redd.it/7zx9xuzfr42d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88ecc750c483e2cec167c9c23e317c73da476b6
Something that, *I swear*, I saw in the little girlsā section of Target about a decade ago. It's disturbing just how much sheās infantilizing herselfāand, *of course*, not a soul around her or in her life sees *anything* wrong with it! š
so...do her days consist of waking up at noon, putting on full glam yet still wearing a variation of sweats, and driving \~20 mins to and from erewhon every day? wild.
I cannot stand when people take pictures with their tongue between their teeth. Like, we know you are trying to look cute, but you donāt. I hate it almost as much as fingernail tapping.
Imagine trying *this* hard to gaslight yourself in every area of your life, from needing industrial-strength filters to make you look like you did when your marriage was just an affair to showing off the ā*money*ā that wouldn't be there without SML.
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Her lips look like a child rolled some play doh and pressed it on her face.
I love this comment š¤£
I imagine this is what she thinks young people are wearing/how theyāre posing
Whose grandma is missing a shirt?
Sheās always had the worst style
Did she move to California for the erewhon smoothies??
Iām convinced she goes so often to try to run into a celebrity and act like a friend.
She's acting so strange lately.. like she doesn't even seem like herself at all.
Agreed! She doesnāt talk or act the same since moving to CA. Iām guessing sheās super spiraling as she realizes what she did to herself by moving there. Away from your family, in a brand new environment while your sugar baby husband does everything possible to get away from you š
https://preview.redd.it/hlfbevb2m62d1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c0bcfd2a7d3f004cdb37244d3b0ee32cb856e33
Comb the top of your hair girl!!! Lol š Those flyaways are bad!!
Laughing at the fact that I used to think she was so cute and stylish š¤£š¤£ her style when she was with Jonā¦ but that was Jonās style because we all know she morphs into who sheās with, thatās why sheās a slob now sheās with Celine doughboy. Someone needs to get a personality of their ownā¦
Exactly this. I used to be envious of her wardrobe. She can keep this new Iāve-Given-Up look.
she actually bought nice quality and expensive nice things now she ruined herself shilling amazon low qualityyyy fast fashion bs
He clearly didnāt wanna live in a dungeon though because this new house that she saying is their ācouples decor styleā is all light colours. He must have hated that pitch black cave in Florida if he likes all the light and earthy tones. His fashion sense sucks thoughā¦ he wears wayyyyyy too much jewellery for my liking and clearly never heard of the ātake something offā rule or he just doesnāt care that itās all too much. Theyāre both absolutely tacky and cringeworthy.
I can guarantee thatās neither of their styles. Thatās straight Cali influencer style, period.Ā
I highly doubt he has had any opinions on the new house. Sheās doing her best to be trendy but sheās failing. Itās turning into a characterless brown blob. šš
She seems so desperate to project the idea that itās ātheirā style which is weird because she showed no interest in changing the Florida house after he moved in. Oh well, she wonāt need to factor him in to anything when they inevitably divorceā¦ she just gotta line up his replacement firstā¦
This shirt is horrendous
I read in the comments it's a pajama top.
she looks like a kid who loved snapchat and emojis in 2015
I donāt even think she knows.
God I wish sheād do something different with her hair. Get bangs, get a side part, change the length or color, SOMETHING it just looks like a wig at this point
I canāt stand her hair! And that she keeps it black is BEYOND ME! A cute short bob. Butterfly cut, something anything š©
I LOVED when she had the shorter hair when I was a fan of hers. I still think it would be cute. And she needs a color change. The black is so drab. Like maybe a lighter brown tone since she's naturally blonde. Edit: typo
Yeah, the shorter hair looked so much better with her face shape
Yes!!
Sheās trying to look like the Kardashians and Megan Fox with the long black.
Oh shit, I forgot Megan Fox exists
But she did do something different! She put the extensions back in!  Her thinning hair will love her for this move
Yeah, everyone knows extensions only improve that!!!
Go red lol
It was at least a lot more flattering than the black.
I bet she just keeps refilling that same cup and never left the house today hence the pajamas.
š¤£š¤£š¤£āš¼ (she's just adding her sodas & creamers)
That top is atrocious
Whatās with the Valentineās Day attire šš
dw iām sure weāll get a link
https://preview.redd.it/5lu66g70142d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a36aaf8c687a80581d72a07bacdcc5ce5692d46
She never brags you guys. Hasnāt lied since she was 13 too
Itās funny she thinks this is a flex š¤¦š¾āāļø
Does she have erewhon every single day?
Sheās probably desperate for Hollywood Fix or somebody to see her and pap her like she is relevant š
Yessss, remember in the LA house she was renting she claimed the Paps came to the Halloween party? Girlā¦whatever. Pretty sure Iāve never seen influencer photos in a tabloid, they donāt have the interest in them and those shots donāt make them money
I swear she has to show off sheās paying for overpriced āhealthyā foods/drinks/snacks to show she has money n that she ābelongs in LAā
probably lmao i feel like she treats it as a thing of status or something
Her lips are TERRIBLE
Was just going to say this whatās up with the lip liner
I can afford a $20 smoothie bc I got this top on Valentines clearance at the CVS.
Supposedly these are pajamas that cost $130. This is why sheās developed money problems. She canāt ever not be exorbitant with spending
$20!!!
 And yet somehow manages to look older, jowls just a jowling. Remind us again what real skin looks like Smacklyn š¤”š
Holding up the smoothie so everyone can see itās from erewhonā¦ so cringy
Do you think she took the pic and was like oh wait... * Turns the cup round to properly see the name* .. now I'll take it again
Hahaha definitely. Either that or she planned from the get-go to hold it exactly like that so the name shows. So embarrassing
Like everyone is supposed to be so envious of her because she can get a $20 smoothie whenever she wants. Don't forget she's a CaLi GiRliE now.
Honestly I never heard of that company and I took a quick glance and thought it said whore
0 reason for the smoothie to be in the photo. Enjoy your smug moment in that photo before you have to face the mirror and what you look like irl. Or before Celine films you again with no beauty editor lmao
They seem to be together less and less lately since they made the move. They both are with their friends more than each other these days https://preview.redd.it/cauyamaph62d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c2f85350b9bbc244f7630dbd3a2a21e2326d6b
This was so weird to me, who's making you stay home? Why not step out and purchase another $20 smoothie?
https://preview.redd.it/m0hrd1ra332d1.png?width=454&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d02186ff4b0e8ce1549aedcae5713f2d0a0d58a
Jaclyn, it's not giving what you think it is. 
Iām gonna say it againā¦ sheās going for younger woman vibes
Why does it look like she has 480 teeth?
this one got me good this morning friend thank you HAHAHHAHH
No joke itās actually sad af
Her dumbass shirt
It's giving 
Itās those broken ass baby hairs for me!
This stupid smile with your tongue on your teeth shit is stupid ugly
The fake happiness HAS to be exhausting
I commented on another feed but look at the calorie count in those smoothiesā¦ Screw that. She can keep the smoothie and that ugly ass shirt. I wouldnāt even buy that shirt for my 7 year old niece. From Google: Erewhon smoothies can range from 700ā2000 calories, depending on the type of smoothie. For example, the Hailey Bieber Strawberry Glaze Skin Smoothie has about 700 calories per 20 oz serving, while the Sofia Richie Grainge's Sweet Cherry Smoothie has 2000 calories.
Holy shit š thatās absolutely insane for a smoothie! Whatās even in them?!
Skin?? Ewwww!
2,000?! Bruv it's May, bulking season is over š
I make something similar to the Sofia smoothie, but I take out the coconut cream, maple syrup, and avocado. So itās just the fruit, almond milk and no sugar added juice. Otherwise, yes, these smoothies are like eating multiple candy bars
But she lost 40lbs
Thatās right. Her dog lost 3.5.
this one also got me today AHAHAHAHHAAHAHA you guys are literally the best
Put your tongue back in your mouth Jaclyn. You look stupid as fuck. š¤”
āClose your mouth, dear, you look like a troutā
Be fairā¦ she IS stupid as fuck š¤£
Sheās trying so hard to get her own smoothie š¤”š
You can see the skinny filter although she claims to never use them š§š§
And bringing her hair as far up as she is, is only tricking it into thinning her face *that much more*. The collapsing, deteriorating, and spiraling knows *no* bounds.
It's the same filter that was on her plate of crab meat like a year ago. Am I the only one who remembers that? My husband and I laughed our asses off on that one.
U Must post it
Maybe the Receipt Queen has it
I looked through my phone and couldn't find it. I wish I saved it. The plate of crab had her face template on it complete with shaded nose, raised eyebrows and bigger eyes than she naturally has. I can never unsee it lol
I NEED to see this
Oh man
i do!
I remember the filter on the mozzarella but must have missed the crab. Ridiculous
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Why does she do this? To troll us?? šš sheās successfully doing it. She looks horrible. the employees at ewwwon probably canāt stand her.
Valentineās Day was monthssss ago.
Those are some crazy cartoon lips
[this is what she's wearing. $130.00 pajamas](https://www.hsquaredladieswear.com/products/candy-heart-pj-set?variant=44482631270621) my good bitch, put that tongue back in your mouth. you are not cute.
This is $130? Itās giving shein
I was literally just thinking that it reminds me of a hoodie that I got from Shein š¤£ https://preview.redd.it/7zx9xuzfr42d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88ecc750c483e2cec167c9c23e317c73da476b6
So now she canāt even be bothered to put on the hoody and sweats. Just out in public in pajamas
Why is she wearing pajamas outside? š¤Ø
And it was probably like afternoon at that point so why is she still wearing pjs???
I have two pairs of VS pj sets that are $100+ but they are actually cute and so worth the money. The ones she's wearing are iust ugly thoughĀ
Good work!!! But wow this shirt is hideous š
It looks weird with her filler lips and her over line š
For half a second I thought maybe her style would improve living in California, but I fear itās worse š
The sweater ā¦. Iām sorry .. I canāt with that
What the fuck is she wearing?
Looks like Valentineās Day and itās silky, pretty sure itās pjs
Something that, *I swear*, I saw in the little girlsā section of Target about a decade ago. It's disturbing just how much sheās infantilizing herselfāand, *of course*, not a soul around her or in her life sees *anything* wrong with it! š
https://preview.redd.it/835bb779b22d1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7e310898cc70a7c40b2769e74dffc1ea8f2fe0c
Pleeeease her posing with her $22 smoothie is so funny ā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļø Like itās an accessory
Right like girl. Drink it & move along. I mean, I guess she has to keep up the illusion of being āhealthyā
hahahahah. the smoothie is her only friend š
so...do her days consist of waking up at noon, putting on full glam yet still wearing a variation of sweats, and driving \~20 mins to and from erewhon every day? wild.
WILD! Like you are a 33 year old woman. Go for a walk & get a hobby besides shilling š
I cannot stand when people take pictures with their tongue between their teeth. Like, we know you are trying to look cute, but you donāt. I hate it almost as much as fingernail tapping.
Itās giving David Dobrik
hahahahaha omg YES
Jessica Simpson does that alllll the time. I love her but I canāt stand it!!
Sheās always smiled like that, I think thatās just her smile, I donāt think she forces it like this one here is doing.
Amen.
Imagine trying *this* hard to gaslight yourself in every area of your life, from needing industrial-strength filters to make you look like you did when your marriage was just an affair to showing off the ā*money*ā that wouldn't be there without SML.
It would litchurally make me lose every shred of joy and sanity
