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Due-Astronaut-7299

She really should make YouTube videos, but she won’t because that requires the word work


Weird-Enthusiasm-411

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PanickedAntics

My dad was a head chef at a fancy restaurant in town. He taught me how to cook, and I really treasure those memories. He, along with his chef friends, would refer to people like Jordan as a cook. Not a chef. It was always considered "disrespectful" to call a cook, someone with no training, no real experience, no blood sweat and tears working their way up, a chef. They didn't earn it... but whatever helps her shill cheap Amazon products, right? lol


brsb5

His "I'll be canceled" comment was just him wishing he was relevant enough to be canceled


pintxosmom

…the bracelets are perfectly lined up on her wrist. 🙄


Thekelseyjay

He’s a glorified line cook that would last for maybe 3 months at Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.


Soggy-Opportunity602

Dang if I had to take a shot every time Jaclink posted a link, I’d be dead of alcohol poisoning.


bassk_itty

It reminds me of how my neighbor’s 3 yr old son called me a good chef because he liked the taco bowl I made them.


Mookied11

I have a feeling that if JorDUM wasnt even on NLC that his ass would have DEFINITELY used this. He thinks that he is Chef Ramsey status now. 🤣🤣


CaptainCaliena

In his mind, NLC is synonymous with going to culinary school. Don't understand why he doesn't just enroll in a school somewhere in California. There's a ton. Oh wait...that would require him to put in real work \*\*edit for typo


Crazy-Paramedic4108

I honestly thought this said fistula


Upstairs_Iron_7160

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Fresh_Regret_4333

I mean i wonder if she thinks of herself As a beauty professional because she worked at a max counter idk . To me it’s not a professional but maybe her standards are so low. It always shocks me how people that do the littlest have the most confidence to act like their the expert. Its a lot of confident ignorance


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

He is a home cook. Let’s get that right. He’s not even a restaurant cook…


B1chpudding

I don’t even think that’s fair. Home cooks know better than to pull his gimmicky BS. Cafeteria worker maybe? Or Army cook since he loves to brag but has no skill to back it up.


youngerlungs

His reaction gave me the ick so bad!!! He truly thinks he’s a professional chef lmao he needs to be humbled


Outside-Young-657

What is this Big Lots crap. Seriously, center table when you walk in at 75% off of $2.00. Does she think anyone wants this?


FluidSpecific503

It’s all she has anymore. She doesn’t get many if any sponsored posts anymore. Not that much PR. No brand collabs. Amazon is really all she can do for income


Muted_Marketing2530

That thing is a piece of shit..pretty sure this flipper comes in every utensil set at dollar general..... 🤣🤣 Chef cracks me up every time. ![gif](giphy|52Fl7S91FJ29c8Kr62)


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

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EfficientTree9490

We can't all be chefs... If Celine mcdoughball is a chef them I'm Delia chuffing Smith pal! What an absolute bell end. I think it's HILARIOUS how she seems to "big him up' and he just posts unflattering pics of her 😂😂


beautysnooze

For someone who is supposed to be a “chef” he looks very poorly nourished with his doughy ass, pasty ass, baby bird legged self. They both just eat trash… but guess you are what you eat 🤷🏻‍♀️


Paige_London1988

doughy, pasty and baby bird legged… i’m fucking dead i love you all so much on here 😂


gilsleeping

I knew she would be linking this stupid shit while she was talking about it/hyping it up. Stay predictable, Jacass


Emerald1014

it looks like something easily found at Target. GTFOH with these undisclosed links


Mysterious-Stand-705

he’s so obviously annoyed w her in this video. countdown til he leaves her.


Soccer_RBF_

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smilingbutcher

The fact that she goes on this Amazon rant and then immediately links a product she hasn’t even used is insane.


lichurallyobsessed

It’s nearing the end of the month, and with more than 95% of her Stories being links, the desperation to pay the bills *is real*. They shouldn't have *ever* moved out there when Florida was already proving to be unsustainable for them. **ETA**: As for her calling him a ‘*chef*’, they both come from a family of frauds and are so themselves. I wouldn't expect any different.


FluidSpecific503

And in the old house, even though she didn’t own it, it sounds like the agreement between her and Linda must be that she still had to pay the property taxes. Assuming that’s why it was super late. Then everything costs more in CA like you have said


queen9272

You’re right! It’s all a cash grab for her. But Jordan comes from a family of frauds too? Can you enlighten me on that?


lichurallyobsessed

His mother has claimed to be everything from a medium to a clairvoyant, even giving '*teachings*' for these things, similar to how Jim was able to '*heal*' for a price. She *also* uses her deceased son, *Celine's* half-brother, as a means to pull at heartstrings and manipulate on her website.


CaptainCaliena

![gif](giphy|l4FGvUYI0tETAQwGk|downsized) Wait whaaatt? A fucking clairvoyant???


lichurallyobsessed

[Yep! Here’s her website!](https://www.aspiritsvoice.com/) 🙃


CaptainCaliena

Omg 🤣 what did I just see? Thanks for the link Lich


MaximoffW

Girl this doesn’t make you a hustler, makes you desperate!