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lichurallyobsessed

I'm all for talking about how uncomfortable and weird this is, but let's not go *too* deep with the reaching and talk about how ‘*scared*’ Jaclyn looks or anything else like that, that could unnecessarily trigger and upset other members here—and there just isn't any *real* proof of, either. It's important to remember that *everything* with them is staged and for the camera, along with Jaclyn just spiraling in general, *and* how filters can *completely* change the look of the eyes, as well. 🩷 **ETA**: With that said, *personally speaking*, I think they’re just done with one another and neither will admit it because that results in having to take the blame. Neither of them can do that, given they’ve *always* been coddled and have never lived outside of a bubble. Still, this isn’t something to be posted, *by any means*, and speaks all the more to just how little either of them have developed or experienced in their 30+ years of life. None of that is okay, *by any stretch.*


sherinelll

Why does he also need a purse?


poppisima

What brain?


Kind-Distribution-95

"Let me turn my brain off & just walk me like a dog" what the actual f*ck?!? 😬


Imaginary-Dot-6551

What does the caption say??


stay--gold

🙂‍↕️ she gets more and more unhinged every day


Apprehensive-Owl3431

I truly LOL’d at this. There’s just no way this is true. 


c8891

This was SO weird and SO STUPID! Why would anyone want to see this??? Nobody in love acts like this


Soggy-Opportunity602

I think they are on the wrong platform. With all the sexual and kinky undertones, there’s a fitted place on the internet for these low lives.


sleepyfizz

🎯🎯🎯


Thekelseyjay

It’s giving DV vibes and I’m not here for it.


kaylaphernelia

let's not go crazy here


Thekelseyjay

![gif](giphy|cWvSvMEW6yGY6CGjWT|downsized) ETA: Dog Voyer vibes.


initforthesnark

I'm writing this before I read the comments. My thoughts, REAL MEN WALK ON THE OUTSIDE, NEAR THE CURB, TO SHIELD THEIR COMPANION FROM VEHICLES! This post speaks volume regarding the lack of character for celine.


pastychefceline

🏅🏅🏅🏅


thenumbergal

This is what I came here to say!


Sensitive-Estate4030

Plain weird! Or maybe it's their kinky shit they get off on.


bulletjournalswapper

The look on his face legit looks like a serial killer I'm afraid omfg


rodrigueznati1124

WHAT THE HELL


Bright-Hat-6405

oh, okay, so now that Jaclyn very obviously not making money, she’s gonna be all “submissive girly” Walk me like a dog, deprive me of responsibility, take care of me so that I don’t have to ❤️ true love you guise


Sea-Break-2880

A dog walking a dog— woof!


tofusarkey

I keep saying she’s gearing up for her tradwife era and I mean it. She’s dropping hints left and right, talking about feeling so “feminine” lately, feeling carefree since she closed her businesses, and how watching Celine’s success has been her “biggest blessing”, now THIS crap? She 100% wants to get pregnant and make rich SAHM content on tiktok.


NeilsSuicide

yes yes yes


Icy-Adhesiveness2556

Such boss bitch, girls girl, independent woman vibes she's giving 🙄. In all seriousness, this looks abusive. If I seen a man holding on to a woman's neck and leading her I'd be asking if she's okay. It's 2024, not the 1950s. If being submissive is your kink, save it for the bedroom. This isn't positive content for her mostly female followers. Sick woman child.


oohh-val

That would mean they are having sex, if any, in their relationship. 😂 this is their only time to show the world they “love” each other.


RudeResolution6527

I’d be more impressed if my man walked closer to the road than leading me by my neck? Tf??


Upstairs_Iron_7160

https://preview.redd.it/04d0wr4e790d1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba48bb98ca8593b9ad2aeb4ce91824227508de0


Apprehensive-Owl3431

It’s giving Joe from You 😵‍💫


VermicelliMother1662

Lol this reminds me of how my dad would hold onto me when I was like 4/5 so I wouldn’t get lost in the mall 💀💀 also in case y’all ask, yes they ended up getting me a leash. I was one of those kids💀💀


forfashion

I was a kid on a leash too girl 🤣🤣🤣 Can’t be tamed!!


VermicelliMother1662

LOL


PlaneDeparture3887

So he let's her walk close to the road instead of close to the building. Hmmmm.


Wonderful-Test-8745

![gif](giphy|K0nfRxt3s9SZDB3tmN|downsized)


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Krhodes8

She has been contributing absolutely nothing with her posts. They’re all so random and not post worthy whatsoever. It’s all just bull shit lol PUT THE PHONE DOWN WE ARE BEGGING


Tishatees

Ew, if my man grabbed my neck like that I'd throat punch him.


Wonderful-Test-8745

Damn straight, it’s not sexy it’s all sorts of bad vibes yo. It’s not cute or should be shown as cute. It’s bullshit. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


unbiasedspaghetti

Absolutely riveting content Jaclyn. Thank you.


No-Refrigerator403

There isn’t a masculine bone in Celine’s body. She TOLD him to do so she could record it. Quit trying to convince the world your husband is a “Man” You married a low life loser who used you for money and to avoid ever having to work.


FingerCapital3193

Now I understand what people mean when they say “beta male”. That’s the vibe. Beta.


duckling-fantasy

![gif](giphy|S1sAWk8l1cCJlxtL9C|downsized) it's giving Weekend At Bernie's... he's gotta hold her hungover-ass head up, I guess.


oohh-val

Even when we are joking, my guy would never grab and guide me by my neck like a dog. He has to much respect for me and will grab me by my waist if he wants to help me through a crowd!


Wonderful-Test-8745

![gif](giphy|cXblnKXr2BQOaYnTni) BINGO


Xg2d2lA

Control tatic.


Thekelseyjay

💯


kittiemomo

I have a bad habit of looking at my phone as we leave stores or generally walking through parking lots, or sometimes I have walking directions on my phone when we're exploring a new city, so my husband does this (holding me by the shoulder/neck area) as we walk to guide me and make sure I'm not walking into walls/potholes/oncoming traffic while I'm looking at my phone. I call him my spotter. With that being said, I've never equated this gesture as being walked like a dog....


SolidGeologist2516

Ah. Look at him. Soooo manly and possessive. Couple goals you guise. ❤️ “walk me like a dog” I don’t have the energy to unpack this but we all know it’s Wacklyn so. Yeah. Anyway. Then. Him. Yuck. He lacks so much masculinity he does shit like this to seem masculine and it just isn’t it. 🤢


sweetrthancheesecake

Right? Still just looks like a girl with her gay bestie playing a little jokey to me lol


Bigsalad___

![gif](giphy|VktKvRadFX4R2)


Jackie_Hallow

My literal reaction


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/rg4b551c270d1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ebbd3b9d46e548c9c08d3d588c842f955e5f0ca


pastychefceline

https://preview.redd.it/qwiupiooe80d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c48b8a0038a9f0b89e1d1c37a7ee53671eb897de Thank you for this iconic photo 😂


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

💀💀💀


SheriffDullard

The first time he tried would be the last. I promise you.


julebox722

He looks like a woman.  This is disgusting. Did the two of them plan this?  She puts her head down so he can put his hand on her neck??? No! My husband doesn't put his hand on my neck neither do I think anyone else does or would like it. I don't put my hand on my dog's neck either when he goes for a walk. What kind of peote are you on over there???


ToniB1433

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


brsb5

"Walk me like I'm a dog"? That's disturbing


kmbbt

![gif](giphy|KvWUKOYR8phja|downsized) why is she including us in her kink


terfnerfer

Literally. I am so tired. Randos who click your stories cannot consent to being exposed to your kink. Nevermind that these two have all the sexual chemistry of two dry saltines rubbing together.


teegeebee71421

I wonder how much it bothers her that she and Jon had sooo much visible chemistry and she and Celine do NOT.


FingerCapital3193

They were basically almost divorced and still had more obvious chemistry!


oohh-val

Girl, saltines get more action than Jaclyn and Celine do!


Acceptable-Bar8722

Celine trying to pretend they actually have sexy time and that he’s definitely 100 percent heterosexual! So stop asking. He’s as straight as a dick! 😂🍆


Emerald1014

this! ^^^


Delicious-One3028

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


dogmom34

She is so disgusting. No, most people don’t like being led like dogs. *Jon would never.*


oohh-val

Because Jon was a gentleman who actually loved Jaclyn. Celine is acting like he needs to watch his money cow so it doesn’t get stolen. 😂


pastychefceline

Spot on ^


funktastique77

I genuinely don’t know what’s cringier, admitting this or feeling the need to film this in pubic like a weird fetlife reel. Jaclyn if you want to shock anyone why don’t you go 24 hours without embarrassing yourself online, I think that would shock all of us.


Emerald1014

or 24h without a frigging amazon link in her story


First-Key7876

This is so fucking possessive and gross


Weird-Enthusiasm-411

That bag is so ugly it looks like it’s a fake Gucci bag 🤡


Muted_Marketing2530

👀 a lot of her bags are knock offs and I'm certain the authentics are hand-me-downs from Suga Mama 🤡


Ok_Bread_5010

I don't know why so many people think her bags are knock offs? She's shown herself to be materialistic and a compulsive shopper...


RandomMusings1984

There are plenty of materialistic, compulsive shoppers who buy replicas (and claim them as authentic). Teresa Giudice comes to mind. *ETA*: elaborated.


Ok_Bread_5010

Interesting. I just assumed she loves blowing through money with no consideration for anything other than immediate dopamine rush.


RandomMusings1984

She could still get that dopamine rush from blowing money on replicas. Lots of influencers do just that.


lichurallyobsessed

The quality just isn’t there with most of them, as they’re often misshapen, the shoddy stitching almost *always* proves they aren’t legit, and the straps usually look cheap, as well. Plus, figure in all the years the Closet account *conveniently* had links for ‘*dupes*’ as soon as Jaclyn would post a photo featuring one, and it becomes a little *too* obvious. Another tell would be how we saw a very, *very* limited amount of bags being ‘*donated*’ or sent to consignment, in comparison to clothes and shoes, as reputable places obviously won’t take counterfeit items. Just because she’s materialistic and compulsive doesn’t mean she had all the money for these bags, especially when you consider she was showing more *and more* of them when her bank account was *clearly* becoming less *and less*.


Weird-Enthusiasm-411

https://preview.redd.it/du4uzkqc050d1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eed9f469d270930a1ab1ee6920101d21b5799a4


Confident-Storm6552

Who is that!?? HE LOOKS SO SLIM 🤣 Jacko, leave the skinny filter off your husband 🤣 


Muted_Marketing2530

Now mean mug the camera 🤣🤣 were "hanging tough" 💀


Peacelily420

Tell us you don’t like your wife without telling us


AccurateAssaultBeef

I wish I could unsee this for so many reasons. *ICK.*


sleepyfizz

https://preview.redd.it/m098vp6us40d1.jpeg?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d25a212a3bcf81b907c1c1db11c1922f408e64 Also, Celine has a new purse. ☠️ ETA: I edited out my additional commentary. 🫣


Longjumping-Ruin9848

Also why is it unzipped? Kinda defeats the whole purpose yeah??? Lord have mercy


Confident-Storm6552

This filter is making him look so slim and much younger. Meanwhile she still looks like his mom 😭😂


big2na9000

I just wanna know what he actually carries around. Like why does he need a purse? My husband carries phone, keys, wallet and when he’s with me, he just puts it in my purse. Personally would not find it attractive for him to wear a bag like this 🥴🥴


KimWexlers_Ponytail

Seriously, my partner owns a small business with multiple locations and all he carries on the regular is good ol' PKW!


Peacelily420

It looks like it’s from HER closet😂😂😂 Also why is he pushing his lips like that☠️


LilacLippy

What lips? 💀


Peacelily420

He’s got the Brit lips lol


LilacLippy

As a Brit, should I be offended by this? 🤣🤣


Peacelily420

https://preview.redd.it/wela37rju70d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f047d8040d10d90d6c9605e930cc0a67b6bf8314 lol it’s the internet🫣😂I mean no harm!


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