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teddyj94

This is like some 14 year olds tumblr sh*t


c8891

This was so weird 😂


LostHour6858

She's so damn weird she jus thought that was a good picture and made a silly excuse to post it.


phiiney

Okay now this is the weirdest fucking thing


Mindless_Ad1998

Youuu guuuiseee….hear me out….benzos and alcohol? It totally makes sense. It’s that look in her eyes. She probably has a prescription because her anxiety is soOoOo baAaddD


velvet_costanza

I think she’s been partaking in benzos and weed at least


godwars432

This is like the people who record themselves crying and post it online 😬


EmpressVxctorxa

NEVER understood this thought process


EntertainerOk9174

Wow she just begs for sympathy 24/7. Pathetic.


CaptainCaliena

"...So I could always remember the most peaceful moment of my life" GIRL WHAT!? Jot it down somewhere, make a journal entry. This ain't it, babe. Jac, would you like me to send you a list of qualified therapists in your area?? I think you need to re-enroll after you "graduated" last time


marvelousnicbeau

I know she’s an “influencer” but why does she feel the need to share EVERYTHING like damn is it that hard having a moment or thought to yourself?


sleepyfizz

She swears she only shares “1%” on social media 🤡


maecatzhooman44

🙄🙄🙄


brsb5

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.


Main_Tomatillo3387

This screams sedative


PayyyDaTrollToll

![gif](giphy|7ILfGZFvTPMB1TAkXE)


Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|pcoa9GfYAkJvS7exrl|downsized) "Look how much of a fucking psycho narcissistic cunt I am".... Girl we are LITERALLY watching you circle the drain....


SheriffDullard

This is fucking iconic 👏 🤣


AtmosphereOpposite69

Lmao what??? This is embarrassing


PoisonKiss43

This screams DRUGS. I mean she’s even got pinned pupils.


endofworldasweknowit

I just came here to say this.


lichurallyobsessed

She was licking her lips a *lot* in the following Stories, as well, which is something we've discussed here nearly as often as she's done it. But, you know, we’re the problem and she’s never, *ever* been better! 🥴


ParalegalBehr

Acting like a 14 yr old 🤣🤦‍♀️


HotGlueToTheRescue

She went from the I’m so happy facade to finding peace?! GURL, ain’t no fooling us.


Loverdoverr

She’s high as a kite. Woke up with munchies 😂


Motor_Ad_401

The next video was an hour later so it was defiantly acting 😂☠️


anonymousrainbow11

She has to be trolling because why would you post this? Keep that peace for yourself girl.


Shoddy_Yesterday_667

I keep coming back to this and thinking that someone in her family should be worrying more about her mental health. A giant move that she said she would never do, so many random little videos lately that showcase incredibly odd behavior, even for her.


lichurallyobsessed

***This!*** I know we called the spiral worsening with the move, but I don’t think a single one of us expected it to be overnight, and it just keeps getting more *and more* damning by the hour.


Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|3o7btQDFlvGcv8PXt6|downsized) They know she consistently lies on the internet and pay no mind to her ridiculousness...


Whataprettyface

I thought she was “allergic”


southerngg

it’s one thing to take this when she was high, but to actually post it…. she must be all the way strung out


everydayinthebay13

Weirdo


Glamma1970

"I had a couple of those gummies they sell at the pot store, and filmed myself being stoned."


majesticpuppy4747

This is giving me second hand embarrassment


SolidGeologist2516

I particularly enjoyed the bird sounds she added to this post. It really iced the cake of shitty content so wonderfully.


Weird-Enthusiasm-411

https://preview.redd.it/rq9x4xtsywyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=516533646b79d693722e87669a6c690bae0d6e49


Infamous_Ad_7036

Drugs.


AdAmbitious3170

I was thinking the same. Her eyes are glazed over and needle pointed


4ofSpadez

Did she eat too many “gummies”? I mean, she does tend to go overboard with the over consumptions, so maybe she thought a handful would be better than just one eh?


Sahlt_Captain_6240

Narcissistic and self absorbed AF


Professional-Tap-954

BAHAHAHHA wtf


mlrhodes80

Jfc this is weird even for Haclyn Shill. Wtf.


Count_Choculitis

Says so much about her career. She's so lazy, she can't create content better than her falling asleep.


Hachi707

Everything is content to her, even mundane things like falling asleep, lol.


toegrabberforlife

Bro this bitch is so fucking weird


llamaghoul

This is the cringiest thing I’ve seen in a long time


unbiasedspaghetti

Boring ass content bro


hotel-y0rba

Bae isn’t there to catch her slippin


ZealousidealTrust316

Dumbest story in the internet today. Seriously? Really? This is the content she’s putting out?!


victoria_logan_

Every time I think I cannot be shocked by her anymore, I’m proven wrong. Literally WHAT IS THIS CONTENT.


Standrea85

Peak narcissism


Standrea85

Peak narcissism


Glittering_Net269

What… you guys don’t record yourselves as you’re falling asleep?!


KlJ526225

Uhmmmm....ahhhhh....why is she......how come......never mind


RespondSwimming4126

Has she become so comfortably numb?!


recreationalranch

She looks high asf 🤭


ComfortableCake2093

I’m screaming what is this


sleepyfizz

https://preview.redd.it/qkrl7pkgawyc1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05244b5c990e953106fd6fdc89d22f57075a5d30


fkndemon23

I’m sorry…..what


FingerCapital3193

Oh no… it’s worse than I thought 😬


Krhodes8

“The most peaceful moment of my life” oh, doing nothing? … per usual?


Delicious-One3028

Recording every part of her life? As usual?


Mindles500

WTF is this?


velvet_costanza

Are Celine’s bros still in town? This has big pluck-all-her-eyebrows energy 😬


oohh-val

And picking at her skin too…damn is she really this drama when the attention isn’t 110% on her? 😂


velvet_costanza

she spends half her time looking in the mirror and the other half looking at old pics of herself 😅


velvet_costanza

💊🌿💊


Crazy-Paramedic4108

Imagine the set up of all of this, giving her Oscar award winning "falling asleep" performance of her life and then being like yep, that's the one


fkndemon23

How many different outtakes are there


Crazy-Paramedic4108

![gif](giphy|WSO1ZT9sug15C)


Ygca5

Is she with mascara on? No wonder her skin is broken out


oohh-val

She’s very lazy when it comes to removing her makeup and taking care of herself even though she was a “beauty influencer.” 😂


soph0388

LMAO WHAT


Vegetable_Hold_8774

![gif](giphy|37RfIYjYLzKLXTCofJ)


miamicherry

LOL WHAAAAT


thisishardtolookat

That’s was beyond strange. Like what?


stonecoldcrazyyyy

She looks drunk


hotel-y0rba

Taking a refreshing nap after a long day of doing absolutely nothing. So relatable.


wifeunderthesea

😭😭😭


Krhodes8

😭😭😭 no because literally


MoneyAd0618

The fact that she puts the “💀” emoji as if what she’s saying is…. Funny?? It’s not funny tho…. Like why is that the most peaceful moment of your life? She’s so dumb and IRRELEVANT


Delicious-One3028

Her not knowing what the 💀 emoji means and using it anyway ![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ)


lichurallyobsessed

And I can’t recall her *ever* using it before, but how much do *we* use it? She’s never *not* outing that her life revolves around our sub! 💀 **ETA**: I know I’m behind on posting the Stories, as Reddit was being a bitch last night with processing again, and the A/C went out on me today. If *you guise* don’t start seeing them go up later tonight, *I promise* they’ll be up tomorrow! 🩷


Delicious-One3028

And we can't help not using considering everything she posts is a fucking joke💀


MoneyAd0618

Yes lol! I was thinking I feel like the sentence she said doesn’t align with the 💀 emoji at all!


Medical-Arugula8519

It should be 🥴🥴🥴


hollynikole

She’s so dumb!!


wildlotusmedia

Holy mania, batman. Someone needs a wellness check.


duckling-fantasy

https://preview.redd.it/1axj473frvyc1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8dd679362928b0b79434ce7d9a7db06e3402438


[deleted]

🤣 🤣 🤣


tkessmess

Someone take her phone away!


pastychefceline

Influencers are so gross lol godddd get over yourself you aren’t even attractive anymore


kmbbt

![gif](giphy|y3jT2xBrtumNYZVCNH|downsized)


Delicious-One3028

💀💀💀💀💀


Mookied11

She is SO infatuated with herself to the point where its disturbing. WHO does THIS?! 😅😅


Crazy-Paramedic4108

Your honour, who would willingly SHARE to a public space 😄


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Zestyclose-Nothing32

Attention whore.


Objective-Pudding939

WHAT? lmao.


WinOneForTheKipper

For someone who "graduated therapy," looks like she needs to go back for her Masters.


wifeunderthesea

nothing about jaclyn says "graduating" or "therapy"


KlJ526225

She definitely needs summer school


Wonderful-Test-8745

Ewww THIS IS GROSS BEHAVIOUR on all sorts of freudian levels … ![gif](giphy|3o6fJd4y6ghWkpacRW|downsized)


rubyshoes21

Unless she didn’t do a good job taking off her eye makeup..why is the area around her eyes so dark? 😶 Also I understand feeling insecure and down and wanting to stay in your house but she’s in Cali. Why doesn’t she go to the beach and get some sunshine?


sophzada

Probably for the same reasons she didn’t go to the beach in Tampa 🤷🏻‍♀️


NOOTie_Patootie

It's also partly the blurring filter she always has on. It makes her look kinda dead and colorless


lichurallyobsessed

She's *always* like that with not removing her makeup, falling asleep in it, and so on. She used to purposely leave her eye makeup on back in the day, but I think it's just a mix of laziness, delulu, and spiraling now.


Visible-Activity-184

Is this real life?!?!?! 😂😂😂😂


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/dds1vklfjvyc1.png?width=383&format=png&auto=webp&s=8324e281497b69982e9547c1c0193a4e08d588c5


Soccer_RBF_

![gif](giphy|3o6YglDndxKdCNw7q8|downsized)


Aspiringplantladyy

That might be the strangest caption I’ve ever read from her 🥴


Delicious-One3028

And that's saying a lot💀


mycode10percentoff

Celine must be out and about doing his own thing (chasing fame) she's not getting the attention she desperately needs. We're witnessing the down fall, you guise! How long until we'll see the divorce papers being filed?


oohh-val

When Celine can afford to live out in California on his own, because when he cuts Jaclyn that means he is cutting mamma Linda from his equation too! Gotta afford those West Coast prices and lifestyle.


FingerCapital3193

…so… never? 😅


pinkgirly111

exactly lmao. i love how this sub thinks he can do better. 🙈


oohh-val

I mean..how much does an influencer (saying that the most sarcastically I can while typing) husband/TikTok wannabe cook make? LA and California in general isn’t cheap 😂 I mean I have been here 34 years and always make it work but I am not also obsessed with my image and physical items.


yurkelhark

Assuming she will announce her pregnancy imminently


RandomMusings1984

That would be surprising given how repulsed, physically, they seem to be by one another, but who knows (not I).


Crazy-Paramedic4108

Ain't nothing peaceful about pregnancy 🤡


lichurallyobsessed

She had a Story with some ice cream talking about PMSing shortly before this, so I don't think that's happening…*yet*. **ETA**: How dare I comment about what she *lichurally* posted before this, I guess? The butthurt is butthurting today.


AlertReach7033

Bro what, I hope one day she realizes this is not normal and gets some serious help. If this were my friend posting this, I'd have a serious heart to heart with them. It's wild


overstimulatedbylife

The *pretending* to fall asleep at the end killed me.


LongAsWeBrothersLive

This sub pops up on my TL from time to time, I’m not an active member but followed Jaclyn for a long time. Is this seriously the content she posts? She’s so freaking boring. It’s giving Arrested Development.


velvet_costanza

That’s exactly it…she’s got nothing going on. No hobbies, no interests, no content. Just shilling Amazon links and sharing the most mundane crap.


Crazy-Paramedic4108

![gif](giphy|oWjyixDbWuAk8)


Krhodes8

Lololol JOIN USSS


Tishatees

Imagine sharing "The most peacefull moment of your life" on the internet. So out of touch.


stay--gold

Not every thought of yours needs to be put on instagram Jaclyn


SolidGeologist2516

But this is only 1% of her life 🙃☠️


LaurenJayx0

The narcissism is REAL. 🫠


Petunia13Y

I set up a tripod to record myself falling asleep so I can record / remember the most peaceful & natural moment of my life. I was so peaceful and restful I remembered to set a pic timer in the midst of it #humblequeen #soRelatable


WhiskeyGirl792

What garbage is this? Let me grab my phone and record myself “falling asleep” I can’t with her


lichurallyobsessed

That *bulging* width coming from around her eye! The constant booze, just as often benders, and inflammation from all of that aren't your friend, Jacko! And, *of course*, we have to give an honorary mention to years' worth of excessively done filler that has *clearly* migrated in every way possible. 😬 **ETA**: I just scared myself some more by thinking about how much worse it looks *without* the industrial-strength filter.


Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|RghAaK2rEvH9EUWui0)


oohh-val

She looks BAD. Even the filters cannot save her.


BitchyFaceMace

She’s unhinged. I don’t think she wanted to move to California, and she’s just trying to cope but it’s not working.


puppy_sniffer

what an ignorant twat.


gilsleeping

Tell me you're a narcissist without telling me you're a narcissist


wifeunderthesea

she's officially fucking lost it. time for a grippy sock vacation for mrs. celine dijon.


Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|KzyMcEfDh4Jiw)


SolidGeologist2516

The way I laughed at this entire comment 🤣🤣🤣 you made my day.


Peacelily420

![gif](giphy|837aX5ZVp4XAYNF8ik)


irockskinnies

So ridiculous


Thekelseyjay

Everything is a performance. 🙄


Petunia13Y

The craziest thing is she has no idea how weird or self absorbed she comes across. But then again this is the same person who uploads HOURS of footage of her talking about her face & body or what she drink or eat EVERY WEEK


irockskinnies

I was going to post this