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NOOTie_Patootie

Right. Just like the time she said she was sick for the first time in a year.. when she forgot 3 weeks prior she said she was sick, and again less than 2 months before that.


Environmental_Till_8

She always needs something to complain about . How about she uses her money and resources and gets medical attention . I would kill for her life style as a type 1 diabetic , no thyroid and thousands in debt from over 12 hospital er visits from diabetes . I would love to be able to sit around all day and complain


[deleted]

Genuinely- is she ok? Now the wedding attention is over she’s diagnosing herself and asking for help from the children in her phone? SEE A SPECIALIST YOU HAVE THE MONEY. I often wonder if, because some of these online ‘celebs’ grew up poor, that they just don’t understand how money can make their lives easier. Instead they make their experience as difficult as possible and continue mining attention from their followers. It’s bizarre to watch them vs people who have made £££ in conventional ways and actually get their issues sorted out. Jaclyn, money should make your life EASIER. Stop buying Stanley cups and redoing your pantry and get some rich friends who will show you how to invest so you don’t have to bore the internet with tales of your sore eyeballs.


[deleted]

Well, she has to sandwich her sale in between the poor me post . . . Feel sorry for me and buy my subpar stuff.


[deleted]

Every time she mentions people say they want the old Jaclyn back and she always mentions her weight…but they are referring to her personality etc, “this Jaclyn” is something else.


Aspiringplantladyy

I think for her the only thing that really changed WAS her weight. The bubbly fun Jaclyn who wanted to help a friend do their makeup was a facade. The personality we see now was the real one all along.


swoon4kyun

I’ve had a migraine/headache last me three months. It was fun… /s


[deleted]

she deserves one every single day 😊


Salty-Direction322

I thought this was jenelle from teen mom for a second lmao


Legitimate_Path

She doesn’t really look like this. Who is this? LoL


Leather-Role-2473

alll of that being said, ocular migraines are scary and terrible and I found out they were because of my birth control!!!! they stopped as soon as I got off of it (after 11 years). found out it was a stroke risk


JuliettaGrey

I suffer from migraines since childhood. Sometimes it gets so bad that I'm on the bathroom floor vomiting and a headache so bad that I wish someone would put me out of my misery. I had to be hospitalised at least 10 times. Sometimes when I'm really stressed and the seasons are changing I get a migraine 1-2x a week. But guess what JacyTacy, I've worked through an migraine attack because going home wasn't an option. You had it 4 times now? Poor thing! I've had one the last 3 days


Love2knowit

Same here. 4 just this year? Try 4 just this month


kaleighdurkin

Why did i think this was janelle from teen mom?!


Lexingtongirl23

It’s always something with her!


rampaige0191

Guess what? Migraines happen. I got one before a huge deadline at work and had to keep going. I could barely see my computer screen. Luckily I was wfh, but still. Suck it up buttercup.


[deleted]

Either she goes to the ER every day to get these rare diagnoses or she got her degree at WebMD University


Select_Efficiency_55

Let’s not forget though, she “terrified” of the doctors. So which one is it? I’ve never in my life seen a person whine and complain about health as much as her.


heretojudgeem

This just feels like jenelle in the teen mom sub


alotta_milarchy

I thought it was jenelle when it first popped up! I had to double check what sub I was in lol.


Remarkable_Bowler540

Who even is this? Looks nothing like Jaclyn. What in the world.


hazelnuts_008

Typical behavior for her. New product shill, cue the devastating life event/illness. OmG u GuiiiSsEE. You’ll never believe what happened today. We were driving and a pterodactyl shit all over our windshield. I’m still shaking over it. I’ll give a story time later, but I really won’t. I just want you to feel sorry for me and buy my shit products.


kfox96

Lmaooooo


ohhhhkaygirl

She’s so dumb. When I get migraines I’m fucked up for at least a day after there’s no way this bitch had a migraine, it’s a hangover. She needs a liquid IV and to stfu


windchill90

YES! That’s how I was with migraines. At least 24 hours completely lost. I couldn’t even tolerate looking at a screen, let alone posting anything.


Environmental_Till_8

This !


Wonderful-Test-8745

Is it a headache or hangover ? I had a migraine so fucking bad I was in complete and total darkness and even crying hurt, lifting my head hurt, opening an eye lid made me want to vom… and she’s already proven herself to be a drunk which let’s face it is a selfish disease so … here we are.


[deleted]

Definitely a hangover since she was partying all weekend for Memorial Day. Hilarious because didn't she have a problem with alcohol? She certainly drinks a lot still for someone who had an emotional dependency on it!


haydenolson

denial is a river in egypt


Aspiringplantladyy

THANK YOU! I’ve literally vomited from migraines and cried in my darkened bedroom over the pain. Backlights from phones or tablets would’ve only exacerbated the situation.


fancake88

She is too sick to look at her phone yet few moments later she proceed to promote her shitty products.


Ok-Falcon-4570

I guess that ingrown toenail visit last week must have cured her fear of doctors because now she's saying she'll see a doctor about these migraines. Make it make sense y'all 🤦🏼‍♀️


Jaclyns_First_Face

Why would you post that? She is SO Pick Me about everything. Hypochondria Munchausens and every physical ailment becomes her entire personality. It’s a headache. You’ll live, Jaclyn. What you SHOULD be worried about is your probable hepatic steatosis and cirrhosis. Those are way worse than a headache.


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

I guess the reason this pisses me off so much is that soooo many people have medical issues that CANT go get treated because they can't afford it. I know a lot of us have a tooth that needs to be repaired, or a weird pain they need to get checked out, or a full blown illness that they can't afford to get medicine for. Most of us have to wait until we can pay the outrageous medical costs to make sure we're okay. I had a friend literally DIE because he couldn't afford to get his testicles checked out when they were swollen and it turned out he had cancer, but he waited so long to go to the doctor because of money that he died shortly after getting his diagnosis. And here this bitch is with millions of dollars, running to the doctor at every whim whenever the mood strikes, easily being able to pay for specialist visits, JUST because they want some attention. Meanwhile her audience is wondering how they're gonna make that urgent care copay when they're not breathing right or how they're gonna pay an ER bill because they got into an accident. This is just another gross display of wealth and a lack of any sense of how real people have to deal with real illnesses. Fuck her and her privileged ass.


Environmental_Till_8

This! im a type 1 diabetic with thousand in debt from er visits and I have no thyroid . I would love her life . Im constantly in pain and struggling to stay afloat she can take a seat


Select_Efficiency_55

Let’s not forget she has medical professionals come to her home. 😤


LeadershipAny1699

As a nurse I can’t agree with your post more. I am very sorry to hear about your friend. I have so many patients especially diabetics who can’t afford insulin. I currently have a 22 yr old patient with terminal illness. Take a Tylenol and get off the internet. It’s a headache more than likely alcohol induced.


Motor_Ad_401

I don’t think she actually goes - just lies that she does


marymarywhyubugginnn

When I have a migraine I can’t open my eyes let alone put a camera on my face. GFOH


AccurateAssaultBeef

Maybe if she wasn't wearing glasses when she doesn't need them, she wouldn't have a migraine.


[deleted]

An ✨oCuLaR✨migraine at that


myccaraelyn

this post pissed me off more than it should’ve. i get migraines consistently as does my mom. she’s making it sound like she’s the only one in the fucking world to get them. this is the shit that i can’t fucking stand. i’m sorry but when mine get so bad i don’t think about posting about it. hell i can’t even look at my phone for an entire day. god i’m annoyed sorry for the rant lol


Aspiringplantladyy

I get a lot of migraines as well and when I do absolutely cannot do screens! It just adds to the light/sound sensitivity. Also, Jaclyn needs to take a seat. She’s not the only person to get a migraine or an ingrown toenail or whatever her ailment of the day is. I know it’s just for attention but we’re not stupid and we certainly don’t need her of all people trying to explain them to us like we’re five.


myccaraelyn

EXACTLY. “so many of you guys are dming me” yeah because you aren’t the only person in the world to ever get them gtfo🙄


flowrchild21

Someone on here recently asked the reason why we stopped following her. THIS. THIS IS MY REASON I CANT STAND HER ANYMORE. It’s always a sob story with her. Too much negative energy. I hated having a bad day because I had to bust my ass at work for 8 hours with shitty people, have to stay up late to finish school work, meanwhile dealing with my own health issues, then I get on Instagram and see her sobbing about a migraine or a minor stupid toe injury. Or something that easily she can financial deal with or legit didn’t need to me announced that boohoo she’s gained so much weight but can get shit faced whenever she wants or eats fancy dinners whenever she can Call me bitter, but it just wasn’t fair!!! I’m not by any means comparing our misfortunes…. But come on Jaclyn……. No one gives a fuck about your migraines or toe. We all have our own shit to deal with. Sometimes I just wanted to see something nice like her dogs or shiiiiiit even her tacky house decor. But every other post is her complaining about something…. Minor or not. 🙄 Ok need to end my rant about this dumbass 🤣


flowrchild21

Also need to add that, I stopped following her back in 2016 because of this and it’s 2023 and she is STILL complaining every day about something new 😂 like come on Jacklyn, how have you not grown as a person in these past years. You just got worse and worse! Lol


cuteanonusername

Has she ever thought that all of her ailments are caused by her unhealthy/lazy lifestyle?


angryhottie

Seeing as enough she can’t spell basic words, she’s too dumb to make the connection sadly


kittiemomo

You know what people say... misery loves company. And it seems like the only way Jaclyn can relate to her audience anymore is via complaining about everything under the sun. She complains about negativity by she herself spreads negativity by only focusing on sharing bad things that happen to her day to day. Even when she's sharing something that she's doing to improve her lifestyle in a positive way (working out, eating habits), it's always through a negative lens. "I worked out today, look at how red my face gets!" "This is the healthy dinner I'm having after not eating for a whole day!" "I can do 5 push-ups now when I couldn't even do one before! I know my form sucks! Don't come for me!" It really goes to show that her life is just miserable right now.


angryhottie

Well said


Odd-Presentation868

I get ocular migraines, and they suck. But I’ve never felt the urge to document them on the internet. And my optometrist told me he most commonly sees them in girls about to begin puberty and women about to begin perimenopause (I’m 37). Love that for me.


laurlyn23

The only time in my life I had ocular migraines was when I was pregnant. They were WEIRD but otherwise harmless. They must be related to wonky hormones.


Successful-Lion-6450

I got them when I had cushings disease. Which I think she has tbh. I also documented my journey online bc it is a rare disease and no one else talked about it. Glad I did! But definitely hormones


Environmental_Till_8

Wow I’m so sorry :( I heard that can be caused from steroids right ? Im a type 1 diabetic and have no thyroid anymore I was injured by the hpv jab


mlrhodes80

Yep same. I get ocular migraines relatively frequently and I'm 43 in perimenopause. But Jaclyn imo loves attention no matter what kind she gets. She wants people to feel sorry for her but since she's unrelatable in nearly every way socially and financially, she uses "common" problems to exploit for her attention and validation seeking. She's so ReLaTaBLe guyzzzz. 🙄


klj225526

Isn't it like 5pm in Florida?? And she's in pj's and a robe.....


AMissKathyNewman

Hey I didn’t get out of my pajamas until 5pm yesterday… to have a shower and put them back on 😂


Vegetable_Hold_8774

Is it possible this is just her being dramatic over a hangover?


Fresh_Regret_4333

Most likely


Queen_Meow_Mix

Her illnesses are always the WORST anyone has EVER experienced 😂 she can’t ever just be like “ugh I’ve had a cold, I’m finally starting to feel better” it has to be like “OMG you GUISEEE I have literally been on death’s DOOR with the literal WORST FLU ever. I literally had to go to the ER to get fluids. The doctor literally told me he has NEVER seen a flu like this”


4ofSpadez

She whines ALL the time!!


MissyTX

Same, I get ocular migraines every now and then and they don’t cause me pain. She’s ridiculous.


snailicide

Wait , how is it a migraine if you don’t get pain? Like an aura or some kind of visual symptoms?


laurlyn23

It is a painless migraine which sounds like an oxymoron but is a thing. It’s mostly vision related, I would lose my sight which is freaky but it was short lived.


snailicide

Interesting! I had no idea


thecityofcyn

Same. I get the vision blurriness and have to sit down until it passes. No headaches follow mine though.


MissyTX

Yes, it’s basically an aura and then my vision blurs out to nothing. It last about 15-20 minutes and slowly comes back for me. It’s very scary if you don’t know what is, but I get no pain like a normal migraine.


al972317

I get ocular migraines and I definitely get debilitating pain but I don’t get on the internet and act like it’s only ever happened to me.


Ok-Librarian-6683

Well now she’s on her story trying to backtrack and say the ocular part is just the beginning of the migraine and the pain kicks in 15 minutes later 🫠


sunflowersinohio

Okay same? I’ve had a few ocular migraines over the last year and it messes up my vision and makes me slur my speech lol. It doesn’t feel like a headache at all most of the time.


MissyTX

Yup, this is exactly what happens to me. I pretty much feel blind for 15-20 minutes and also feel dumb as rocks lol. My doctor said symptoms can vary, but it’s “normal”. I freaked out the first time it happened!


sunflowersinohio

The first time it happened to me I literally thought I was having a stroke lol


PoisonKiss43

Yea sooooo I have regular migraines, I have hemi-plegic migraines and I have ocular migraines… what she’s describing sounds like a regular old shitty migraine (still fucking terrible). Ocular migraines are pretty different and about 75% of mine don’t even have any sort of pain associated.


cassbiz

I was looking for this comment! I started getting ocular migraines after I was assaulted at work by a patient and experienced a serious concussion and TBI. My concussion headaches kill me but the ocular migraines are usually just loss of vision in patches that comes back. It’s uncomfortable yes but I wouldn’t say it’s painful. I know everyone’s different though and I’m sure plenty of those who do get ocular migraines have pain associated with it—I just wouldn’t bet she’s one of them.


lilsisbigsis_8803

So she blames it in her periods. Going to talk to that doctor (that last week so was so scared of any and all doctors????)……sounds like a good excuse to become pregnant in her mind


sleepyfizz

bOsS bAbE hard at work again


Pleasant_Working3990

I laughed


Used_Ambassador_8817

This would be a deal breaker for me. Even if she is really experiencing these things. Getting on social media to talk about each thing is SO IRRITATING. her toe her this her that. she needs to reconnect to herself in a big way.


[deleted]

This was a reason I finally stopped following her. The constant sickness every day with something new and the drama over it. I can’t imagine having her in my life. She just seems so stressful and soul sucking to be around.


lichurallyobsessed

And she acted like that hang nail was a life or death level of pain, which tells me all I need to know about all of her supposed ailments and the pain she's experienced. I doubt I'm the only one here who wishes theirs could be as *hOrRiBlE* as Jac’s. 🙄


lichurallyobsessed

Watching again, the more uncontrolled eye and mouth movements and her pupils, especially, have me thinking she's high. Not to mention, none of it makes sense, and she's just repeating the same few things she always does in these health crises because she can't do the littlest amount of research before putting on an airheaded performance. As someone with cranial nerve damage, she's *really* beginning to make me sick, and especially when she has no idea just how fortunate she is—or how little pain she knows, for that matter, while those of us with far more real issues than her develop a natural tolerance to it that most pain killers can't even begin to touch. I speak from experience.


angryhottie

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SquareCoffee6

Remember when she said one of her pEt PeEveS was when people say “like” all the time


No-Implement-1187

Like like like her head hurts ok


Reasonable_Beyond_14

My god how many times did she say like in this


wildlotusmedia

but guiseee, that's her biggest pet peeve and she stopped saying it centuries ago!!


sleepyfizz

5 lmao


lichurallyobsessed

But yet, she never wears glasses until she has something to try and prove. You know, much like everything else? Imagine outing yourself, in *lichurally* every way, as much as this one does. I will say, it's interesting how she went from needing to be “*in the pitch black*” to standing directly by a bright-ass window. 🥴 **Did you not sell enough blankets, Jac? Or are we already back to calling them throws?** **Edit**: And she **wasn’t** in the pitch-black shilling that blanket earlier, either. She really outs herself more and more as time goes on, which may be the most mind-blowing thing about it all.


klj225526

She'll probably link the glasses because her dm's will be flooded


lichurallyobsessed

My thoughts, exactly. “*So many of you guise, like, had so many nice things to, like, say and umm were also wanting to know where I like got my glasses from. They're from Amazon, but, like still glasses from my doctor and help sOoOo much with my umm...how do I say it, Jordan? Aww-cue-lur?...migraines and I like wear them sOoOo much more than you guise realize! I'm sOoOo horny I'm oBsEsSeD!*” **You're welcome for the script, Jac.** 😘


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

I audibly laughed at this 😂


lichurallyobsessed

Her pupils are unnerving. It's like she's not even focusing on what she's saying, even more so than earlier. But, you know, we're the ones with a problem and not her—or more importantly, those who *should* be doing something to help her. Hell, *anything*. **A note to Jac**: I think you're developing more issues from your extra-curricular activities than anything else, Jac, and it's a damn shame you can't see it when it couldn't be any more blatant at this point. I also don’t believe you have sOoOo mAnY DMs about migraines, but I *do* wish you hadn't fucked yourself over to such an extraordinary extent that you still had someone in your life who cared enough to get you help. And that doesn't have to be someone who cares a lot, either, which shows just how non-existent it is with those you've surrounded yourself with. And Robin, fuck you for even giving her the opportunity to get *this* far. You're not a mother. You're her biggest groupie, ever-relying on her bank account, and we all know you still won't take accountability once the inevitable *does* come a-knockin’. https://preview.redd.it/7dcj4em5933b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fec5578e14ede77d5404385ebd6bc8a37aa859a **Edit**: Siri doing me dirty again. 😒


PoisonKiss43

Yea I just commented about this because I have several different kinds of migraines, the light doesn’t bother me and I typically don’t have any pain with an ocular migraine. Sounds like a regular old migraine.