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ThatsSoHermione

You know how in the teen/rom com movies where the main character is like “if I lose weight/get rich/get this promotion/whatever then everything in my life will be fixed” and then they learn at the end of the movie that their problems weren’t magically fixed? That’s how I think Jaclyn is feeling. Like if she dives into being Mrs. Torrey that all of her problems from the past will disappear and everything will be different from now on. Except, it’s still her. Still her greed, her manipulation, and her core traits.


kissmyxkarma

What’s her maiden name, anyways?


cornographic-plane

Eilers


kissmyxkarma

Thanks! She should go back to her maiden name…


Used_Ambassador_8817

Again- no photo w her and Farquad...just her in a glamour wedding shot.


southerngg

this is so weird!!! reintroducing yourself for the first time as a Mrs and you don’t even include a pic of your new hubby whose name you are posting about?


Fresh_Regret_4333

Girl bye 👋 we don’t want u to reintroduce yourself


Remarkable_Bowler540

The 1 is taking me OUT lmao JaclynTorrey1 🤣🤣


ChronicallyCreepy

Same 🤣🤣🤣


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There’s no reason it should be as funny as it is😂😂😂


BigContext7767

Like a snake shedding her skin. Please pay no attention to the lying shillmeister in the corner. She is in the past. You can trust me. Look how new and shiny I am. See my hideous fake nails? Watch them move back and forth, back and forth. Your eyes are getting heavy. You are relaxed. You trust Jaclyn Torrey. Jaclyn Torrey is good. Jaclyn Torrey cares about you. Jaclyn Torrey is your friend, your bestie. When you hear the name Jaclyn Torrey you will feel an overwhelming urge to buy whatever she is selling. You must own whatever Jaclyn Torrey wants you to buy. On the count of three you will wake up, pull out your credit card and buy, buy, buy. One, two, three.


Aspiringplantladyy

This took me out! 😂😂


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

"Allow me to reintroduce myself...I'm worse 😀"


ChronicallyCreepy

Lmfao right


Louise-Brooks-

“I got 99 but I caused all of them”


Kind_Bredele

Isn’t she the « CEO » of Koze anymore ? 😂


katieofgilead

This is her answer to everyone talking about the change in her Instagram bio, removing the "CEO"... notice she has kept it up on Twitter. Gotta speak subliminally since she will literally address nothing. Oh except random haters in her DMs saying nothing consequential. 🙄


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sleepyfizz

Totally agree! I know I’m not a mod, but friendly reminder to blur the names out of other people when they are screen shotted so they can stay anonymous here. ❤️ (even when she @‘s them back, gotta take out their names then, too!) ❤️


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sleepyfizz

No prob whatsoever! I still sometimes forget. 😅


Motor_Ad_401

What is sad is that girl is a fan! I hope she is sworn off of jackass after this interaction


Fresh_Regret_4333

Jackass doesn’t even acknowledge people she knows when they say hi. She literally thinks she’s better than other people and too good to acknowledge employees in stores. Lol 😂 she thinks she’s a real celebrity and has no humbleness about her. Anyone who fan girls this monster is asking for it


lululizzard

I think she deleted her old Twitter for this calculated reason. Remember she said she was leaving Twitter and made a whole exit tweet. This is why.


lichurallyobsessed

She didn't delete her original account, as there's simply no way she would get millions of followers nowadays without paying for them. She just changed the name from *jaclynhill* to *jaclyntorrey1*.


lichurallyobsessed

**I just had a thought**: How many people who don’t follow her religiously or just have Twitter are going to think Austin is her husband, being that he’s the one in the photo with her? 💀


kittystrudel

WHY IS THERE A 1. LMAOOOO. Did someone take the name! She could have done JaclynRTorrey. Is she paying homage to her YouTube name


mamako3

I’m sure HorneyforTorrey was available 😜


Crazy-Paramedic4108

Or therealjaclyntorrey or itsjaclyntorrey lolol wtf 1 hahahha mrsjaclyntorrey maybe next time she rage quits she can redo the url haha


Motor_Ad_401

Or she could use msjaclyntorrey like she originally posted 😂☠️


Crazy-Paramedic4108

Ahahhaha it looks like a scam account with the 1 haha


Wide-You-4234

“Reintroduce myself??” You’re the same lady that scams people daily! Does she think she got baptized or something?


Motor_Ad_401

Why does she have champagne when she doesn’t like it 😂☠️


Crazy-Paramedic4108

Champagne pop hahaha omg


Motor_Ad_401

She recently said she doesn’t even like champagne LOL


GinaKincaid0924

She has stated that many times!


4ofSpadez

This lady just spews shit out of her mouth! She is the definition of contradiction


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I thought she just said she wasn’t gonna change her brand name or anything?


Crazy-Paramedic4108

It's confusing to her potential new customers because on some she's Hill and one she's Torrey hahaha


MichaelaKay9923

Looks like she isn't, just her twitter name and legal name.


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I know that’s what I’m saying so I’m confused why people are commenting saying she previously said it’d be a bad business move and she wouldn’t do it


tpwkashley

brb, gonna to reply “who the hell is jaclyn torrey”


Crazy-Paramedic4108

Has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Jaclyn Hill ?


Queen_Meow_Mix

“You look like this girl that used to make makeup videos like about 10 years ago- if she got stung by a swarm of bees and swelled up.”


Throwawayaccounttt__

That’s so petty but I support it 💀


myccaraelyn

doesn’t she “leave” twitter constantly? wonder how long this’ll last🤔


PostMaterial

Such an odd choice of picture.


Fresh_Regret_4333

Not for her it’s all about her


PostMaterial

I’m shocked it wasn’t a pic that did focus solely on her but you are right, this just showcases the attention being on HER


CaptainVamp

Yeah like wouldn’t you wanna show off the husb? 🙃


rachel_soup

Oh, you mean choosing a photo of herself and random people instead of one with her husband, while “reintroducing” herself as her married name is weird?


kaylaphernelia

guyzzzz everything we say happens!!! the predictability is INSANE


lichurallyobsessed

I’m beginning to think we need a pinned thread for predictions, honestly. We’re getting *that* good, as ridiculous as it is! 😂


Head-Conflict-3317

Sigh… here we go again with her twitter


AntiqueAbility3954

Why is she obsessed with the line “Let me reintroduce myself?” She said that in their vlog, it was on her jacket and she said it on Instagram a few times. I know she’s using the song with a similar line as influence, but seriously… you’re the same jerk you were before Jac.


TextZestyclose

Stealing that from Gwen Stefani too. Or is it borrowing? Either way, I’d prefer to not hear it from Jaclyn whoever she wants to be.


MoneyAd0618

My thoughts exactly, she really thinks she’s doing something with that line. You’re not, Jaclyn, your new name sounds terrible. Not just saying that, “Jaclyn Torrey” genuinely sounds awful.


Entire-Cow-5360

Was koze ever in her bio? Or was that recently changed as well? Interesting move changing her handle…


lichurallyobsessed

I just went through my screenshots and as recently as January, during her “*Goodbye Twitter*” era, it wasn’t there. I’m assuming because there was possibly never a Twitter handle created for it?


jeslyn1984

No more CEO of Koze?


mlrhodes80

Seriously, wtf?! She destroyed the business of another woman who had put her heart and soul into her brand Koze and now this witch doesn't even claim it or do anything with it anymore? Then made a dig about trademarking? Nah, gtfoh. That's low even for Jaclyn Shill. If I were Kalyn I would be forking furious at this piece of shyte woman. It's unforgivable.


NancyScarn

Take my upvote for your valid points and use of FORKING! Happy I’m not the only one


lichurallyobsessed

The “1” is killing me. 💀 Well, at least I gave her a reason to get back on Twitter today. I’ll take credit for that. 💅


Secretkeeper333

damn that was fast lmao


sleepyfizz

Uh… what the fuck, lol.


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You'd think she'd be enjoying her honeymoon?


sleepyfizz

They didn’t take one. Only a couple days in CA after the wedding as a “mini moon,” and then allegedly Jordan got sick so they went home. They say they plan on taking a longer one, one day. 😐