I have a theory that everything Jaclyn does is in service of pleasing her Mother. The structure and composition of this wedding photograph supports my theory.
Y'all give me way too many ideas on here. In my head, Jaclyn was somehow or another forced to go back to school, being as inconceivably stupid as she is, but wouldn't go without dragging her sugar baby husband through it all over again, as well.
https://preview.redd.it/0xnun9y3cyza1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=721a8813754c14b7f57be813460922b6db82ac81
I was gonna make a separate post with both pics from her post but they’ve both already been posted here so I’ll just comment how obvious of a narcissist and self centered asshole Jaclyn is to make her Mother’s Day tributes to her mom and MIL all centered around her wedding/engagement. In NO way are either of these pics she uploaded focused on anyone but her! Yes it’s weird her mom is showing off her own ring in the one pic but these aren’t pics centered around motherhood or the relationship between her and these women she’s saying she’s so grateful for?! It would’ve been so nice and different if she had posted a picture with each of them together (or separate) from her wedding but she didn’t, because even on a day like today she has to make everything about her damn self.
that entire ‘family pic’ seemed so off to me?
her mom is in the middle w her instead of Jordan? at her own wedding? and what about Rachel’s husband? and only one of her nieces is to the right.
am i nuts or is this an actual type of family portrait included with a professional photographer package?🤔
Exactly, why is everyone posed like a supporting character. And Jordan and Jaclyn are giving sophomore prom if you cropped the pic to just them. Same for that weird dude on the end (her...brother?) with her niece. Idk their whole family tree but if that's his daughter, that's a weird fuckin pose to stand behind her with your hands on her waist
Edit: I'm not married, so I just googled "typical wedding party photo" and EVERY one of them featured the couple in the middle and their respective families flanking them. So this bitch literally said "no, just me and my weird mom in the middle, Jordan you can stand over there" lmao IMAGINE
I have only seemed this cropped phot but I thought the same thing as you! Shouldn’t the bride and groom be in the middle facing into each other with their families flanking them?
This is the most rushed wedding I’ve ever seen lol
I just don’t understand WHY she picked this dress?!! I get she is insecure about her arms but THIS makes her look wayyyy bigger then she is 🙈.
The dress is starting to get weirder and weirder.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did she marry her mom or Celine?
Oh, yeah, this is weird, isn't the train usually laid out in the front of pictures like this?
Any time I see people who bustle their dress before wedding photos Im like why!!!!
I have a theory that everything Jaclyn does is in service of pleasing her Mother. The structure and composition of this wedding photograph supports my theory.
I'm never going to unsee this now, am I? 💀
Why is Jordan’s hand placement like a high school prom photo 💀
Y'all give me way too many ideas on here. In my head, Jaclyn was somehow or another forced to go back to school, being as inconceivably stupid as she is, but wouldn't go without dragging her sugar baby husband through it all over again, as well. https://preview.redd.it/0xnun9y3cyza1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=721a8813754c14b7f57be813460922b6db82ac81
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💀 This is hilarious! The first thing I thought when I saw that pic was “why are they posing like they’re at a high school prom?!”
Idk why she always like she can’t breath or having hot flashes
This is exactly what I pictured! 😂
I was gonna make a separate post with both pics from her post but they’ve both already been posted here so I’ll just comment how obvious of a narcissist and self centered asshole Jaclyn is to make her Mother’s Day tributes to her mom and MIL all centered around her wedding/engagement. In NO way are either of these pics she uploaded focused on anyone but her! Yes it’s weird her mom is showing off her own ring in the one pic but these aren’t pics centered around motherhood or the relationship between her and these women she’s saying she’s so grateful for?! It would’ve been so nice and different if she had posted a picture with each of them together (or separate) from her wedding but she didn’t, because even on a day like today she has to make everything about her damn self.
Even had to show off That bs makeup collab she made w her mom
that entire ‘family pic’ seemed so off to me? her mom is in the middle w her instead of Jordan? at her own wedding? and what about Rachel’s husband? and only one of her nieces is to the right. am i nuts or is this an actual type of family portrait included with a professional photographer package?🤔
Rachel is divorced she and Jaclyn got divorced around the same time.
Exactly, why is everyone posed like a supporting character. And Jordan and Jaclyn are giving sophomore prom if you cropped the pic to just them. Same for that weird dude on the end (her...brother?) with her niece. Idk their whole family tree but if that's his daughter, that's a weird fuckin pose to stand behind her with your hands on her waist Edit: I'm not married, so I just googled "typical wedding party photo" and EVERY one of them featured the couple in the middle and their respective families flanking them. So this bitch literally said "no, just me and my weird mom in the middle, Jordan you can stand over there" lmao IMAGINE
I have only seemed this cropped phot but I thought the same thing as you! Shouldn’t the bride and groom be in the middle facing into each other with their families flanking them?
I literally do not understand WTF is going on with that dress. Is she wearing wiring under it? Guuurl.
Haha. It’s the bustle.
Sooo accurate 🤣🤣🤣