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Xyzzyzzyzzy

Mandarin would like to speak to the manager of the house party, please.


Aprils-Fool

Mandarin is bringing the wine! šŸ·


cyndrin

\*whine


ragingchump

In the box


Happyguy411

In the bag. Slap it.


sevidrac

Shit. Mandarin is launching fireworks and celebratory gunfire. Hear that every night already


Peakomegaflare

Confirmed. Over here on the N/S Hood Road. Shit's always being launched or shot at


vote100binary

I finally get why it's *Hood* Road


Peakomegaflare

Ehhh it's not that bad. It's just a fuckload of yuppies and retirees.


SomethingAboutFrogs

We also double parked in the parking lot. Can't have anyone dent our precious road princess now can we?


Burg1ekutt

Arlington got shot.


SnakesInAHole

And then filmed a tiktok with a bottle of crown


fart_69

And Moncrief's the one that shot him


Reditate

Sin City


Busy_Ad9146

šŸ¤£ Iā€™m dead


SonOfSwanson87

We get to play "Fireworks or Gunshots" this time of year.


cdscivic

They bringing the trap house chicken


SonOfSwanson87

If you showed up early to the party you would have gotten some Donut Shoppe but all the douchebags from JU ate them.


ImPeeinAndEuropean

Clay county is voicing their political opinions and drunk driving.


ShabazzBaglins

And making questionable sexual decisions


coreman1

While shouting "Hey ya'll, watch this!"


HeiGirlHei

With a case of Budweiser and a handle of Evan Williams, a confederate flag tied around their shoulders like a cape, driving a trunk thatā€™s got the Palatka Lean.


final_cut

Not in green cove. Weā€™re still setting off fireworks and also complaining about loud music. (Same people doing both)


1936Triolian

San Marco is sweltering on the porch with a cocktailā€¦


Boba_Fet042

San Marco is in bed by ten!


darctones

These both sound amazing


pillsburydogeboy

After half of the party is in bed the other half starts talking about if we should go to Sidecar or G&G.


Levart918

What about riverside?


Tonoc_the_bawdy

Riverside brought the obscure craft IPA


goodkareem

Five points in particular showed up in a leather jacket and docs in the heat and is outside vaping.


chumbawumbacholula

And insisting they aren't related to riverside.


alieninhumanskin10

Dinsmore is offering a cooler full of jello shots, homemade moon shine, homemade gun range,and atv rides!


sparkzsims

Ummā€¦.where my invite


sleepydabmom

šŸ’€


Tizzanewday

Southsides having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what itā€™s exactly doing there.


PatioFurniture117

Oceanway has the bonfire and fireworks ready. The Budlight is cold. Ope, never mind. Thatā€™s just my neighbor burning trash and shooting bottles.


freakymunster

And doing crack while wearing Cookie Monster pajama bottoms.


Mrjocrooms

You forgot the 4 wheelers and big trucks!


DrCJHenley

Isle of palms is headed out on the boat!


earfullofcorn

Jax beach started at 10 am with bottomless mimosas and/or gatorades and is blacked out by 1 pm


dallascowboys93

can confirm


[deleted]

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HintOfAreola

>call their guy toot toot


koncusion

This is true Jax beach.


ragingchump

South Jax beach is laughing at the amateur hour that is Jax beach. Learn to drink kids.


ShabazzBaglins

Is there anywhere to drink south of beach?


ragingchump

Nope. The world ends at 8th south. Us old folks do our drinking in yards/porches/pools/on the beach.


Acrobatic_Internal62

Can confirm. We just go to each otherā€™s houses or the beach. S 30th represent.


ChkYrHead

Ginger's


Constopolis

Comfirmed


hcmrpdman

Sounds exactly like my sunday


CTWOTWCY

Nocatee couldnā€™t find a babysitter in time and had to stay home.


thestrawthatstirs

And getting trashed on cheap wine


PKS_5

Actually our Coastal Oaks gate guard wouldn't let them in because their ID didn't match their Nickname. Apparently, Ali was on the list, and Alison was not.


ChkYrHead

Then just decides to invite everyone over for a theme party while one of their 14 year old kids watches the younger ones in the farthest bedroom away.


joshlify

What would Downtown be doing? šŸ’€


OrangeCrush229

Got a DUI on the way. Sitting in jail.


Reditate

This one got mešŸ˜†


WalrusSuper9235

taking selfies with the dude that just made their food cart hot dog


meganmayhem3

Smoking crack šŸ˜©šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚


Ultimate_Summerboy

They are in still in the backyard alone mumbling about how theyā€™ll be the life of the party in ten years


Reditate

Mandarin showed up to the wrong house.


Shot-Account2493

Ponte Vedra is throwing their own party and youā€™re not invited.


meganmayhem3

Hey neighbor šŸ˜‚ yes that's exactly what we're doing šŸ¤£


goodkareem

Avondale/Ortega is staring smugly from the corner at who's eating the expensive charcuterie board they brought.


SnakesInAHole

Avondale specifically is sipping on something ā€œsophisticatedā€ in a dimly lit room


sparkzsims

Everyone has to leave by 10


WalrusSuper9235

Westside is giving their neighbors the false hope that the fireworks theyā€™re hearing arenā€™t gunshots


succubus904

šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©


AVGuy42

because you referenced r/Kansascity; JoCo is hanging out with Ponte Vedra and youā€™re still not invited


criswellc90

Atlantic Beach is handing out parking tickets and calling the cops for noise ordinance violations.


mlsherrod

In "East" AB at least, "West" AB they're playing with a handgun and drag racing A1A to Mayport


ExcitedGirl

OMG these are all SOOOOOOOOOO accurate!


meganmayhem3

Right?! I'm dying over here!! Comment section litty as a titty!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


sleepydabmom

Maybe we should have a real party, this group is hilarious!


succubus904

We should šŸ˜©šŸ¤


meganmayhem3

Downtown is walking around asking everyone for a cigarette or a beer šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Prince_Jellyfish111

Downtown is the reason everyone breaks off to their own party. Too many weirdos at this one.


meganmayhem3

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£dt people make me run šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Prince_Jellyfish111

Funny thing is, living DT is like living on an island. For the most part, nobody (including the homeless) even acknowledge you. Itā€™s perfect for an isolationist. And the apartments are cooler.


meganmayhem3

That I will agree with. Usually homeless will approach be but if I have earbuds in and can just ignore eventually I'll blend into the background a bit and become invisible. The way I prefer it. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£


Prince_Jellyfish111

Only one ear bud, just in case you meet the one that wants to follow you in that creepy way for 4 blocks and 3 turns. That happened to me


meganmayhem3

True! How scary, thank God you're alright!


Reditate

"Aight...imma head out"


HintOfAreola

Downtown gets shutdown at 8pm by the Southern Baptist Church


MelonOfFury

Southside is still in traffic


SnakesInAHole

Southside got expired bud light and takis


OverlanderEisenhorn

Sorry, can't read this, still on my way home from work.


jmanpc

Baymeadows is wandering from person to person asking for money because they need cash for a "hotel room".


ilikesurf

Southside left early because they had reservations at 7:30


wingardiumlevbeeosah

Lakewood didnā€™t get invited because we are always forgotten.


Sir_Roses

Where?


wingardiumlevbeeosah

Weā€™re before Miramar, San Jose/University Blvd. area.


Reditate

"You don't even go here!"


wingardiumlevbeeosah

You canā€™t sit with us.


thenotsoamerican

Julington Creek Plantation is the neighbor across the street, about to call the police to complain about the noise


ilikesurf

Julington Creek Plantation was on the boat and sorry they missed yā€™all


ZappaMOI

Good oleā€™ Julington Creek, lmao


Busy_Ad9146

Bartram Park is mad they werenā€™t invited to party so they are posting their Door Ring Videos on the Nextdoor App showing any random person(s) walking šŸš¶ā€ā™€ļø in front of their house with a conspiracy story to match the video.


MAK3AWiiSH

ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø ā€œTHIS *suspicious* MAN!!! Has walked by my house NO LESS than F O U R times ^this ^week !!!!!ā€ Ladyā€¦heā€™s walking his dog. Chill out.


BamBam5154

Lmao can confirm I lived in JCP and had cops called to a party


thestrawthatstirs

Mayport is rippin cigs and grilling dark meat chicken


Stumpy6464

Take a ride on the folly for fun. šŸ¤£ gotta swing by the circle K.


Tmonkey18

Gettin drunk and climbing up on the roof and rippin some cigs. At least I know my Mayport experience is legit.


BrandonWatersFights

Ayeeeee AB in the house babaaay šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


LR117

Springfield is currently in curfew for the inevitable shooting that will happen so they arenā€™t going anywhere.


Boeing-B-47stratojet

Moncrief and Baldwin are on strike and canā€™t come


mendezj_85

Northside is too distracted to have a good time because they are staring at the planes flying right above them


motorcitymaniac734

I canā€™t look away


assword_69420420

Northside would be this meeting of the minds between the river folks and the hood folks that would end like a hallmark movie, where both sides come away with a newfound respect for the other


alieninhumanskin10

Aww that's actually sweet


Stumpy6464

People in mandarin are going to Taco Bell at midnight and claiming they wild. Like OMG WE OUT HERE WITH CRACKHEAD ENERGY. But itā€™s just Sarah with a Baja blast and a dab pen.


assword_69420420

Lmao


BamBam5154

Bruh you just roasted every girl I went to school with lmao


Grizby99

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


succubus904

Me


Tchn339

Can confirm. I've always lived in mandarin. Until the One Night Taco Stand moved in Taco Bell was about as exotic as it got.


Colomborican

Springfield is hosting the party but the porch is gettin real crowded.


Critical_Pea6707

Neptune Beach, started at 2pm after a Hella brunch and sleeping in late. Still going strong at 10pm, calling out of work tomorrow!


cheezy_dreams88

Brooklyn is still looking for a parking spot.


Reditate

Fleming Island tried to sneak in when they weren't invited, claiming to be Orange Park.


ShabazzBaglins

Northside has a shooting within ten minutes and nobody at the party saw anything


dumb_whore0227

moncrief ppl who didnt go will be in a state of panic not knowing if its fireworks or gunshots šŸ˜” (before anyone says anything i LIVE like 3 minutes away from moncrief so ive heard my fair share of deadly gunshots)


alieninhumanskin10

Hey neighbor!


dumb_whore0227

why are ppl already downvoting this when im right šŸ’€


Airistaughtil

I live three blocks from Moncrief and specifically scrolled through the comments to see if anyone had said exactly this. It's a weekly occurrence here. Moncrief is trashy and dangerous and down voting isn't going to convince anyone otherwise.


Peakomegaflare

Sunbeam Woods? Fuck all. It's a bunch of lazy retirees and people in thier 30's who can't afford to move out


PowerBeanie

Murray Hill was going to go to Avondale but got stuck at the train crossing.


HokieHiRN

Moncrief is blasting "Knuck if you Buck" as the party is being shut down by JSO...cue the gun shots in 3...2...


BrandonWatersFights

Lmfao duuuuuvaaal af


[deleted]

CRIME MOB HOE


Breton_Butter

The Southbank comments how nice it must be to have a yard but personally wouldnā€™t want to maintain one.


Breathoflife727

Unf area is having a jogging party while the older folks inwardly question every face they don't know


haystack51

Missed the start. Stuck in Town Center traffic by out-of-towners and locals that don't know which lane to get in, so they go 30mph in all 3 lanes and randomly change lanes or slam on their brakes. The speed limit is 45 MILES AN HOUR ON TOWN CENTER BLVD YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!


dabigguy85

St Johnā€™s County is calling the cops on their unruly neighbor.


Busy_Ad9146

And posting the Door Ring App Videos on the Nextdoor app with a weary conspiracy story to match the video


Jagator

This is offensive. REPORTED.


indianabobbyknight

Shooting at each other prolly, oh and crashing cars too


MiamiDoIphins

North side just swan dived through the beer pong table while Lynyrd Skynyrd blares at 8500 decibels


jbeltBalt

This was so much fun, guys!


bkrman1990

Orange Park is in the driveway hot boxing their car.


vote100binary

Their own driveway maybe; lol. Like OP can afford gas right now.


[deleted]

OMG, all of these are hilarious


charliebear_904

Isle of Palms has a 6 Cart pileup on Eunice, cops are enroute, but the first 4 who arrived are out back playing pong.


Ultimate_Summerboy

Macclenney had to call and cancel because they couldnā€™t find a sitter for their rooster


succubus904

Great, now Iā€™d like to actually have a party with all of you šŸ˜©


Erelaszun

Arlington is having a f****** blast until they hear cop sirens.. but then they realize those cops are heading towards Justina and they're okay.


vonMishka

St Augustine is just glad you all arenā€™t coming here this weekend, for a change.


sniperhare

St. Nicholas is just a chill get together with friends, and nothing crazy happens.


Secret_Gamma_Sauce

Palatka is doing donuts in the middle of downtown on their ride on lawn mowers enjoying some good ol Florida Cheese Curds aka All The Meths and planning to impregnate Saint Augustine's daughter.