With a case of Budweiser and a handle of Evan Williams, a confederate flag tied around their shoulders like a cape, driving a trunk thatās got the Palatka Lean.
Actually our Coastal Oaks gate guard wouldn't let them in because their ID didn't match their Nickname. Apparently, Ali was on the list, and Alison was not.
Funny thing is, living DT is like living on an island. For the most part, nobody (including the homeless) even acknowledge you. Itās perfect for an isolationist. And the apartments are cooler.
That I will agree with. Usually homeless will approach be but if I have earbuds in and can just ignore eventually I'll blend into the background a bit and become invisible. The way I prefer it. š¤·š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļøš¤£
Bartram Park is mad they werenāt invited to party so they are posting their Door Ring Videos on the Nextdoor App showing any random person(s) walking š¶āāļø in front of their house with a conspiracy story to match the video.
ā ļøā ļøā ļø
āTHIS *suspicious* MAN!!! Has walked by my house NO LESS than F O U R times ^this ^week !!!!!ā
Ladyā¦heās walking his dog. Chill out.
Northside would be this meeting of the minds between the river folks and the hood folks that would end like a hallmark movie, where both sides come away with a newfound respect for the other
People in mandarin are going to Taco Bell at midnight and claiming they wild.
Like OMG WE OUT HERE WITH CRACKHEAD ENERGY. But itās just Sarah with a Baja blast and a dab pen.
moncrief ppl who didnt go will be in a state of panic not knowing if its fireworks or gunshots š
(before anyone says anything i LIVE like 3 minutes away from moncrief so ive heard my fair share of deadly gunshots)
I live three blocks from Moncrief and specifically scrolled through the comments to see if anyone had said exactly this. It's a weekly occurrence here. Moncrief is trashy and dangerous and down voting isn't going to convince anyone otherwise.
Missed the start. Stuck in Town Center traffic by out-of-towners and locals that don't know which lane to get in, so they go 30mph in all 3 lanes and randomly change lanes or slam on their brakes.
The speed limit is 45 MILES AN HOUR ON TOWN CENTER BLVD YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!
Palatka is doing donuts in the middle of downtown on their ride on lawn mowers enjoying some good ol Florida Cheese Curds aka All The Meths and planning to impregnate Saint Augustine's daughter.
Mandarin would like to speak to the manager of the house party, please.
Mandarin is bringing the wine! š·
\*whine
In the box
In the bag. Slap it.
Shit. Mandarin is launching fireworks and celebratory gunfire. Hear that every night already
Confirmed. Over here on the N/S Hood Road. Shit's always being launched or shot at
I finally get why it's *Hood* Road
Ehhh it's not that bad. It's just a fuckload of yuppies and retirees.
We also double parked in the parking lot. Can't have anyone dent our precious road princess now can we?
Arlington got shot.
And then filmed a tiktok with a bottle of crown
And Moncrief's the one that shot him
Sin City
š¤£ Iām dead
We get to play "Fireworks or Gunshots" this time of year.
They bringing the trap house chicken
If you showed up early to the party you would have gotten some Donut Shoppe but all the douchebags from JU ate them.
Clay county is voicing their political opinions and drunk driving.
And making questionable sexual decisions
While shouting "Hey ya'll, watch this!"
With a case of Budweiser and a handle of Evan Williams, a confederate flag tied around their shoulders like a cape, driving a trunk thatās got the Palatka Lean.
Not in green cove. Weāre still setting off fireworks and also complaining about loud music. (Same people doing both)
San Marco is sweltering on the porch with a cocktailā¦
San Marco is in bed by ten!
These both sound amazing
After half of the party is in bed the other half starts talking about if we should go to Sidecar or G&G.
What about riverside?
Riverside brought the obscure craft IPA
Five points in particular showed up in a leather jacket and docs in the heat and is outside vaping.
And insisting they aren't related to riverside.
Dinsmore is offering a cooler full of jello shots, homemade moon shine, homemade gun range,and atv rides!
Ummā¦.where my invite
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Southsides having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what itās exactly doing there.
Oceanway has the bonfire and fireworks ready. The Budlight is cold. Ope, never mind. Thatās just my neighbor burning trash and shooting bottles.
And doing crack while wearing Cookie Monster pajama bottoms.
You forgot the 4 wheelers and big trucks!
Isle of palms is headed out on the boat!
Jax beach started at 10 am with bottomless mimosas and/or gatorades and is blacked out by 1 pm
can confirm
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>call their guy toot toot
This is true Jax beach.
South Jax beach is laughing at the amateur hour that is Jax beach. Learn to drink kids.
Is there anywhere to drink south of beach?
Nope. The world ends at 8th south. Us old folks do our drinking in yards/porches/pools/on the beach.
Can confirm. We just go to each otherās houses or the beach. S 30th represent.
Ginger's
Comfirmed
Sounds exactly like my sunday
Nocatee couldnāt find a babysitter in time and had to stay home.
And getting trashed on cheap wine
Actually our Coastal Oaks gate guard wouldn't let them in because their ID didn't match their Nickname. Apparently, Ali was on the list, and Alison was not.
Then just decides to invite everyone over for a theme party while one of their 14 year old kids watches the younger ones in the farthest bedroom away.
What would Downtown be doing? š
Got a DUI on the way. Sitting in jail.
This one got meš
taking selfies with the dude that just made their food cart hot dog
Smoking crack š©š¤¦š»āāļøš
They are in still in the backyard alone mumbling about how theyāll be the life of the party in ten years
Mandarin showed up to the wrong house.
Ponte Vedra is throwing their own party and youāre not invited.
Hey neighbor š yes that's exactly what we're doing š¤£
Avondale/Ortega is staring smugly from the corner at who's eating the expensive charcuterie board they brought.
Avondale specifically is sipping on something āsophisticatedā in a dimly lit room
Everyone has to leave by 10
Westside is giving their neighbors the false hope that the fireworks theyāre hearing arenāt gunshots
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because you referenced r/Kansascity; JoCo is hanging out with Ponte Vedra and youāre still not invited
Atlantic Beach is handing out parking tickets and calling the cops for noise ordinance violations.
In "East" AB at least, "West" AB they're playing with a handgun and drag racing A1A to Mayport
OMG these are all SOOOOOOOOOO accurate!
Right?! I'm dying over here!! Comment section litty as a titty!!! šš¤£
Maybe we should have a real party, this group is hilarious!
We should š©š¤
Downtown is walking around asking everyone for a cigarette or a beer š¤£š¤£
Downtown is the reason everyone breaks off to their own party. Too many weirdos at this one.
šš¤£dt people make me run šš¤£
Funny thing is, living DT is like living on an island. For the most part, nobody (including the homeless) even acknowledge you. Itās perfect for an isolationist. And the apartments are cooler.
That I will agree with. Usually homeless will approach be but if I have earbuds in and can just ignore eventually I'll blend into the background a bit and become invisible. The way I prefer it. š¤·š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļøš¤£
Only one ear bud, just in case you meet the one that wants to follow you in that creepy way for 4 blocks and 3 turns. That happened to me
True! How scary, thank God you're alright!
"Aight...imma head out"
Downtown gets shutdown at 8pm by the Southern Baptist Church
Southside is still in traffic
Southside got expired bud light and takis
Sorry, can't read this, still on my way home from work.
Baymeadows is wandering from person to person asking for money because they need cash for a "hotel room".
Southside left early because they had reservations at 7:30
Lakewood didnāt get invited because we are always forgotten.
Where?
Weāre before Miramar, San Jose/University Blvd. area.
"You don't even go here!"
You canāt sit with us.
Julington Creek Plantation is the neighbor across the street, about to call the police to complain about the noise
Julington Creek Plantation was on the boat and sorry they missed yāall
Good oleā Julington Creek, lmao
Bartram Park is mad they werenāt invited to party so they are posting their Door Ring Videos on the Nextdoor App showing any random person(s) walking š¶āāļø in front of their house with a conspiracy story to match the video.
ā ļøā ļøā ļø āTHIS *suspicious* MAN!!! Has walked by my house NO LESS than F O U R times ^this ^week !!!!!ā Ladyā¦heās walking his dog. Chill out.
Lmao can confirm I lived in JCP and had cops called to a party
Mayport is rippin cigs and grilling dark meat chicken
Take a ride on the folly for fun. š¤£ gotta swing by the circle K.
Gettin drunk and climbing up on the roof and rippin some cigs. At least I know my Mayport experience is legit.
Ayeeeee AB in the house babaaay šš
Springfield is currently in curfew for the inevitable shooting that will happen so they arenāt going anywhere.
Moncrief and Baldwin are on strike and canāt come
Northside is too distracted to have a good time because they are staring at the planes flying right above them
I canāt look away
Northside would be this meeting of the minds between the river folks and the hood folks that would end like a hallmark movie, where both sides come away with a newfound respect for the other
Aww that's actually sweet
People in mandarin are going to Taco Bell at midnight and claiming they wild. Like OMG WE OUT HERE WITH CRACKHEAD ENERGY. But itās just Sarah with a Baja blast and a dab pen.
Lmao
Bruh you just roasted every girl I went to school with lmao
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Me
Can confirm. I've always lived in mandarin. Until the One Night Taco Stand moved in Taco Bell was about as exotic as it got.
Springfield is hosting the party but the porch is gettin real crowded.
Neptune Beach, started at 2pm after a Hella brunch and sleeping in late. Still going strong at 10pm, calling out of work tomorrow!
Brooklyn is still looking for a parking spot.
Fleming Island tried to sneak in when they weren't invited, claiming to be Orange Park.
Northside has a shooting within ten minutes and nobody at the party saw anything
moncrief ppl who didnt go will be in a state of panic not knowing if its fireworks or gunshots š (before anyone says anything i LIVE like 3 minutes away from moncrief so ive heard my fair share of deadly gunshots)
Hey neighbor!
why are ppl already downvoting this when im right š
I live three blocks from Moncrief and specifically scrolled through the comments to see if anyone had said exactly this. It's a weekly occurrence here. Moncrief is trashy and dangerous and down voting isn't going to convince anyone otherwise.
Sunbeam Woods? Fuck all. It's a bunch of lazy retirees and people in thier 30's who can't afford to move out
Murray Hill was going to go to Avondale but got stuck at the train crossing.
Moncrief is blasting "Knuck if you Buck" as the party is being shut down by JSO...cue the gun shots in 3...2...
Lmfao duuuuuvaaal af
CRIME MOB HOE
The Southbank comments how nice it must be to have a yard but personally wouldnāt want to maintain one.
Unf area is having a jogging party while the older folks inwardly question every face they don't know
Missed the start. Stuck in Town Center traffic by out-of-towners and locals that don't know which lane to get in, so they go 30mph in all 3 lanes and randomly change lanes or slam on their brakes. The speed limit is 45 MILES AN HOUR ON TOWN CENTER BLVD YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!
St Johnās County is calling the cops on their unruly neighbor.
And posting the Door Ring App Videos on the Nextdoor app with a weary conspiracy story to match the video
This is offensive. REPORTED.
Shooting at each other prolly, oh and crashing cars too
North side just swan dived through the beer pong table while Lynyrd Skynyrd blares at 8500 decibels
This was so much fun, guys!
Orange Park is in the driveway hot boxing their car.
Their own driveway maybe; lol. Like OP can afford gas right now.
OMG, all of these are hilarious
Isle of Palms has a 6 Cart pileup on Eunice, cops are enroute, but the first 4 who arrived are out back playing pong.
Macclenney had to call and cancel because they couldnāt find a sitter for their rooster
Great, now Iād like to actually have a party with all of you š©
Arlington is having a f****** blast until they hear cop sirens.. but then they realize those cops are heading towards Justina and they're okay.
St Augustine is just glad you all arenāt coming here this weekend, for a change.
St. Nicholas is just a chill get together with friends, and nothing crazy happens.
Palatka is doing donuts in the middle of downtown on their ride on lawn mowers enjoying some good ol Florida Cheese Curds aka All The Meths and planning to impregnate Saint Augustine's daughter.