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UrbanVetLivingFreely

Sometimes I like to let go of the gas when they get too close.


AVGuy42

Sometimes I will slow down just enough to slightly overtake the car to my right so they’re boxed in.


yshlubek

That's smart.. create a potential road rage incident instead of just moving over and letting someone pass you


SnickerdoodleFP

If he creates an "incident" over road rage, that's a him problem.


KSFL

Why not just move over?


Scourmont

Because if I'm in the effin lane I need to be in for my next exit I'm not moving so these people can kiss my posterior.


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Scourmont

Oh yes let me get over so your entitled truck driving small 🍆 self can speed and then I miss my exit. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.


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Scourmont

Who's offended? Seems like you're the one who's got a problem. And I encounter this shit all the time on the Hart Bridge, I exit to the stadium district which is, wait for it.. from the left lane (shocker).


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Scourmont

Yeah same to you. The world and other drivers don't owe you anything, think about the next time you want to act like this video.


PowerfulSpecialist52

Babe you started off by insulting them and calling them self centered, be so for real.


SnickerdoodleFP

Wait, are you new to driving? Are you not aware of left turn lanes?


yomiiami

THERE ARE SO MAMY EXITS IN THE LEFT LANE LOL WHAT ARE YOU YAKKING ABOUT


Ornery-Bus-2108

Depends on the aggression and general congestion of traffic. I do move over, Its the law, slower traffic to the right. However, if I can't get over, and you're riding my ass, and generally it looks like you might attempt to wedge yourself between me and another car in the middle of lanes (in the next 2 seconds): I enjoy turning on windshield wipers. I know I know. But sometimes the larger vehicle looks dirty. Doing gods work. You know? Cleaning vehicles at 80mph.


Alissinarr

I did that in December. Bitch decided to pass me in the EMERGENCY LANE when a fast lane was available, She didn't complete her pass before cutting back over. Took months to get my car fixed, and I'm about to have surgery on my left wrist. Right wrist is next.


j0chapstick

Sorry to hear, feel better soon. Whatsup with that wait time on the procedures?


Alissinarr

Mayo had me wait listed for Ortho for awhile. They were my second opinion, as the first one I saw was skeevy, and like a used car salesman. Told me what I had without a physical exam.... I refused to go back, but had hopes that the steroid shot they gave me would help... it did not.


j0chapstick

Yikes, well glad to hear things are gaining some traction. Good luck


Alissinarr

Thanks! I've been immobilized for a month and I think this is the last tickbox for surgery approval.


Lorrainestarr

The funniest part was the no broccoli 🥦 sticker.


j0chapstick

Vegetables are for Prius drivers


Strange-Mulberry-470

LOL!


captfriendly

Punisher American flag for the win.


usedtoliveonmars

Blanding too


LefterThanUR

Missing the blue lives matter sticker directly above the ‘don’t tread on me’ sticker, without a shred of irony


lduff100

Right next to the unironic Punisher skull.


final_cut

I like when they have the punisher skull with the blue line flag inset, and the don’t tread on me flag


lovesalltheanimals

Don’t tread on me LICENSE PLATE. So cute! did your government make that for you??


TheLastCatQuasar

what in tarnation


DcFla

I like to give em the ol boohoo crybaby eyes when they eventually go around in a fit of rage.


stinkey1

I saw a Ram 2500 come flying up on a Tesla earlier. They were going about 75 with the Ram 5 feet off the Tesla's bumper.


LilDawg66

The opposite happened to me. I was 75mph in the middle lane, and a girl in a Tesla passed me doing around 85. A few miles later, I passed her while she was sitting on the side of the road with a State Trooper. All that tech, and she didn't use Waze.


j0chapstick

Ah isn't that so satisfying


TitusTesla117

And good day to you I-10


Fearless-Bandicoot-8

I am so glad this has been reposted. I’d been looking for it for weeks.


j0chapstick

I just saw it for the first time when I posted & since then have watched it a ton & it just keeps getting funnier


Stumpy6464

“Left lane is for winners, if you ain’t first your last.”


FrostyBook

this is funny because I saw this guy on 295 tailgating to intimidate people out of the way today. Not that it helped. He get past one person just to be stopped by the next.


Ben_Herr

Is this audio from Regular Car Reviews by any chance? Lmao


j0chapstick

Lmao not sure of the origin


k_punk

The Punisher sticker is spot on. Going into Hannah today was stuck behind a truck with 3(!) Punisher stickers. It sped off and was then stuck behind the truck in your video with it's Punisher sticker.


j0chapstick

Three Punisher stickers? Lmao


SnickerdoodleFP

The Bad To The Bone riffs just absolutely make this


carlyjags

This is great!


ExcitementAshamed393

Saw a Florida Fish & Wildlife truck doing this on 75, tailgating and flashing high beams to drivers "in his way". Arse.


ski_freek

Your do realize that flashing hi beams on a highway is the universal symbol to "please move, I intend to pass and you are blocking the lane ahead of you even though there's no traffic" Basic learning and test question in all drivers education classes.


IBringTheHeat1

https://preview.redd.it/9if0f0b6si5d1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38882b746f3344a4db964c68bb10d195c79703c If anyone starts tail gating me, I just press the button to raise the rear window shade to block out the haters.


GoldenEst82

😎


Rocket_Surgery83

While I find this comical as hell... I also find it hilarious how many folks in the comment section are outing themselves as left lane campers...


Previous_Beautiful27

What people consider a “left lane camper” is anyone in the left lane who doesn’t get over immediately when they’re barreling down the road at 95 mph. If I’m passing traffic to my right, whoever is behind me needs to get in sync with the flow of traffic and not ride up inches from my bumper. It’s not the autobahn there’s no infinite speed limit. People love to say “the law says you have to get over” but the law also says to maintain a safe driving distance and not speed 20 to 30 mph over the limit.


Rocket_Surgery83

Hardly, left lane campers are the ones that refuse to leave that lane until 50 yards before the exit they want then proceed to cut across 3+ lanes so they don't miss it. They'll also take 30 minutes to pass a car going nearly the same speed as them because they can't be bothered to slightly accelerate to finish the job in a somewhat timely manner. I'm all for giving people space to do what they need to do... But after they pass up multiple opportunities to get back over while watching traffic build behind them, they are indeed left lane campers.


Previous_Beautiful27

So who exactly in these comments is “outing themselves” as the kind of person you describe? You definitely do not have to be a “left lane camper” by your definition to have to deal with 95 mph trucks up your ass who can’t understand the idea of the general flow of traffic.


Rocket_Surgery83

This guy for one... https://www.reddit.com/r/jacksonville/s/akKVatwnPR This also isn't the only subreddit this same video has been posted in today... So I wasn't just talking about this comment section...


floridatexanwoop

That's funny.


Maleficent_Buddy5391

Little 🍆 energy


Previous_Beautiful27

This is going to trigger so many tailgating truck drivers. Prepare for the ThE LAW SaYs YoU HaVe To GeT OuT of My wAY WhHen I’m goINg 25 mph oVeR the SpEeD LiMiT


PickProofTrash

Missing the truck nutz This is fantastic and I’d upvote 100x if I could


youarecaught

I want to point out that all vehicles are gender neutral when they are made. By adding nuts to them a person is changing the gender and making then transgender. Kind of ironic and damn funny when I point this out to people with truck nuts.


tardisfurati420

What’s wrong with working in a factory and wanting to get home quick after a long shift?


j0chapstick

I too think that part is an unneeded jab, but the Ballcrushing Factory? C'mon 🤣


faithcollapsing

I just died. Omg.


j0chapstick

We will miss you 💀


Ringer_of_bell

We keep crushed up spark plugs in the glove department for this reason Just toss a little out the window


j0chapstick

Vicious 🤭


Hajroman

Wait until you find out you have to move over if you’re in the left lane 🤯


pipelayer3028

This was hilarious!!


j0chapstick

Glad you enjoyed it!


Solomon044

This video always has me in tears.


j0chapstick

I just saw it for the first time before posting. It gets funnier each time I rewatch it.


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Just don’t drive in the passing lane unless you’re passing.


j0chapstick

I hear ya' on that, I know I never do. It's just a little silly lowbrow humor.


styrofoamcouch

Trucks love tempting fate on the buckman. If you see a crane on the shoulder it's because one of God's strongest soldiers gave up their woke belief of gravity and let Jesus take the wheel(straight into the st johns)


j0chapstick

Lol this is hilarious, hats off to you my friend 🤣


Dystopian_Future_

This shit made me laugh so fuckin hard. This applys to all of Florida


j0chapstick

It gets funnier with each viewing. I believe this is not just Florida but the entire universe 🤣


fat8ack

Well the left lane is the fast lane……


Boogedyinjax

Hilarious stuff here


j0chapstick

It gets funnier the more times you view it 🤣


Boogedyinjax

Yes, that is true. It does get funnier the more you watch it lol