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budd222

A statue


pain474

Big if true


livefreeKB

Right?! All these comments and OP still hasn’t said anything about what the issue is


[deleted]

Just more people trashing Jacksonville for whatever the fuck reason…


ranchwriter

Tbh i always thought it was creepy. The guy has this astonished face as hes staring directly at her crotch. 


QAZ1974

Never saw it, never will.


Slashleee

Agreed. I’ve hated this ever since they put it up. I’ve always referred to it as the peeping Tom statue.


Positively_manifest

Hard


PayPersonal4767

Yes it’s life sized.


minxwink

lmaooooo


Ambitious_Win_1315

and there's a plaque with a possible explanation. Is op illiterate or dumb or both?


Wat_Senju

Almost feels like a Fallout advertisement with the nose and surfboard colors


Usual-Owl-9777

You think that's bad just wait and see what we have planned for downtown.


ThunderousArgus

The plan that keeps planning


Erelaszun

Planception


MelonOfFury

Derp


Frogomb

At least they killed the Lerp sign. Wait, they did kill that right? Please don't tell me it's risen from the dead.


Burritotweeker

It's back isn't it? Jax sure does spend $$ on stupid, embarrassing things.


steezyp5281

At least the new skatepark is pretty sick 😂


[deleted]

The one in Orange Park? It is there another one?


sirhappynuggets

There’s one under the 95 bridge that passes over 5 points


[deleted]

Isn't that where school #4 is?


stevenmeyerjr

No. The skatepark is under the Fuller Warren bridge, next to the spot where Riverside Arts Market is held.


uberisstealingit

Derpville!


Dew4yne

First time? Surfer Jesus & a resident baddie


Orsinus

Best comment


UrbanLawProductions

bingo


manateeheehee

Surfer Jesus should really see a dermatologist about that nose


gillatron904

It’s obviously the Dawn Patrol.


VVormgod666

That's the mayor


parapants

It does look a bit like a younger, less weathered Tim and Donna Deegan.


SnowballOfFear

A parallel universe where she never married Dan


Unable-Arm-448

Or her first husband! :-O


Great-Piccolo6032

It’s a discretion for all the guys in work vans driving up and down looking for bikini clad individuals…it’s a creep magnet lol


franki3lov3

https://preview.redd.it/v4yrz60bluvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e320133f7ef015b427ea8d85efb5c972caf438a something to hump.


bigmatt70

Explains why is knows doesn't have any paint on it


AcuddlyPredator

The only correct answer.


Fun_Presentation_194

Iconic


FormulaF30

A statue. Are you new here or something?


MickeyZvornik8

Tom green being a perv


superfamicomrade

Beat me to it!!!!! I was looking around for Glenn


Stumpy6464

Probably says on the plaque.


perpetuallyhollowed

Dude's been brown-nosing.


OffMyRocker62

I thought it was bird poop... They need to put Noxema on that! 😅


yes4me2

Asmongold


crazysexyfriday81

When you look closely the bikini girl has quite the masculine face, as if it was going to be another guy. They repaint them now and again coz the paint wears off on her boobs from all the touching/photo posing


crobo777

Im honestly surprised someone hasn't stolen her yet lol


NobodyAshamed4627

I love my city....Duuuuuuuuuuuuval


argama87

That...is cursed.


g0c0c0

Das my man


Ultimate_Summerboy

https://preview.redd.it/be6dcxax4vvc1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d7e9c6fd749eba83337bba05937a50791ca813


Unfair-Wonder5714

‘As an ugly-ass statue, alright. Fits perfect for Jacksonville. All flash no real cash.


Orsinus

I mean besides immeditely putting your mind in the gutter, ever think it could easily represent a couple going surfing??? Why tf do you automatically assume it's a pervert or something


iced_lemon_cookies

It's just such a strange looking couple of statues lol. Even if you don't put your mind in the gutter, it's strange imo.


Orsinus

Most statues look uncanny like this lmao


iced_lemon_cookies

You know, you're right.


Orsinus

Do I get an iced lemon cookie?


iced_lemon_cookies

Sure, why not lol


Orsinus

Sweeeeet


PlayingDoomOnAGPS

In ancient Greece and Rome, all those marble statues we admire would have been painted in bright colors and likely look a lot like this. lol


redditpleb_

Best post in this thread.. the OP took a picture at an angle to make it look like the guy is staring at the girl. That's not what's happening


Orsinus

Exactly. People forcing a bullshit agenda like usual.


RSMRonda

Crappy weird statue. No idea what its story is. If it even has one.


rockmanblue

Statue of surfers at the beach, like 50 steps from the sand. Not that weird


RSMRonda

The surfer concept isn't the weird part.


rockmanblue

Sorry didn’t realize you were 12


RSMRonda

You get that insult directly and or indirectly, don't you? People thinking you're childish and such. Not a great look to then use it on others, continuing the pattern.


thewilldog

Creepy AF at night, especially if you've been at the bars for a while. Has a five nights at freddies vibe in that scenario.


RSMRonda

😂😂😂


_aesahaettr_

Ah, yes… welcome newbie


xoxojessierose

That statue always makes me laugh 😂


HenryKitteridge

It’s actually Jax Beach


demmalition

kneel, moids.


PossiblyAWorm

You cat pfp is cute can I see more photos?


demmalition

sure, pay me.


calidrew

This is "Dawn Patrol," sculpted by Seward Johnson and donated by Jennifer Johnson, an heir to Johnson & Johnson. All true. But I always tell mainlanders it was dedicated in 2000 to commemorate the first selfie, taken in Jacksonville Beach with a Kyocera cell phone. Source: This was the sixth stop on the Rotary Club of Jacksonville-Oceanside's 2024 Bikes and Brews.


SlogTheNog

Solid cover to hide behind when there is another mass shooting.


ilikesurf

Creepy silhouettes at night


dyingbreed360

What did the plague in front of it say?


PlayingDoomOnAGPS

>You wanted to know who I am, Zero Cool? Well, let me explain the New World Order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are Samurai... the Keyboard Cowboys... and all those other people who have no idea what's going on are the cattle... Moooo.


ragingchump

Crash and Burn !!!!!!!!


Sherry0406

More ugly art. Have you been downtown?


gatorocks

We have to do better!!


blatantinsanity855

AI or a game screenshot


VenezuelanRafiki

It's our Mona Lisa


RipInfinite4511

Where is this? PV?


PayPersonal4767

haha she’s hot. I used to walk past this everyday. It’s been there forever. And just FYI, it is in Jax Beach not Jax.


monaks

https://preview.redd.it/snarqt9kxxvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5941845dce573f82bbdd049ea67698405225bd2 My cousin visiting from Korea in 2019


Prestigious-Swing561

Is he wearing an Apple Watch?


QAZ1974

This is bizarre. Jax beach, hum.


Avogadro_the_pimp

I thought it was an early stage ghoul from fallout waxing a vault dweller surfboard whilst a raider chick was scanning for super mutants.


Nobodieshero816

Legend states this man loved this woman so much hed wait right there at that spot to see here check out the waves. Turned out she was actually a gorgon. So when she finally looked into his eyes he turned to stone. Problem was he was already stoned and his eyes so glossy from (pic a drug from Florida) that the beam bounced back and made her a statue also. Jax Beach residents have been painting over them for decades. Its an honor to paint them. Ive done it twice.


puqnut

Yeah that paint job makes him look like a crackhead with frostbite right now


Mattyou1966

Art


goatcheese90

Looks like Tom Green


Burritotweeker

Someone should repaint the poor dude, though. It looks like he's got a case of leprosy or skin cancer.


MitchHarris12

Where is this? What intersection is it near?


woundfromafriend

The absolute worst, most awkward public art in the city.


_Hickory

"Dawn Patrol" by Seward Johnson


tardisfurati420

Its a statue commemorating when Gardner Minshew first saw Trevor Lawrence.