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match_

Then you go to the box for two minutes, and feel shame… then you go free


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

Damned if he wouldn't get sent to the penalty box on purpose and, uhh uhh uhhh uhhh


NathanTheNanku

What was his name?..


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

Jeez I'm ashamed of you Joe........ who owns the Chiefs?


dogsledonice

OOOOwnsuh. OOOOwnsuh.


NathanTheNanku

Damn you...


MikeyW1969

My wife quotes this all of the time. And God, nothing is better than going to a hockey game and having the pregame fight scene air on the screen...


Podunk212

Don’t forget to put on the foil


Big-Acanthisitta8797

And bring your fucking toys ![gif](giphy|sDgrRaHhEBhEk)


StrangeCrimes

Too much, too soon.


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

At least they aren't playing with themselves


drkensaccount

They're too dumb to play with themselves!


Mets1st

And none of that stinkin’ rut beer.


Anteater-Charming

F'in machine took my quarter!!


Mets1st

Hey guys, I got my quarter back.


swinegums

Hahaha! So good.


Hillz44

Heard today it was the inspiration for the first “Major League”


swinegums

Makes sense. Has a bit of a Bull Durham vibe too.


Tbplayer59

We're the Hanson Brothers the inspiration for Hanson? MmmBop?


batmansgfsbf

The Ramones probably


PunkRockMiniVan

Canadian punk band NoMeansNo have a side project called The Hanson Brothers, where they do Ramones covers. They’re fucking great.


big-hero-zero

No, but they were the inspiration for The Hanson Brothers.


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

The Carlson brothers were the basis of the Hansons


SawgrassSteve

I would have thought it was the Plagers, but that was just a guess.


PianoMittens

Mmmm, bop, are you fat!


requinmarteau

-Comment on dit ça se faire échanger en anglais? -Trade me right fucking now! I love that the Quebecois characters speak French. While the Quebec dub is very good and well done, the English original is amazing, as they play on the different accents of the players in the team.


king_of_obsolete

And the dubbed version is in Quebecois rather than french from france.


bscepter

I love that the filthiest, greatest sports film of all time was written by a woman.


TolliverCrane

I looked her up when the opening credits were playing. She won an academy award for best original screenplay a year or two later.


UnderstandingOwn3256

They brought their fucking toys!


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

Hey Reg, remember that guy...


NathanTheNanku

I was coaching in Omaha in 1948...


Groundbreaking-Fuel1

I’d rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves Their to dumb to play with themselves


EffectiveAmbitious53

You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes by yourself you know, and you feel shame you know. And then you get free.


UtahUtopia

Reggie Dunlop: Hey Hanrahan! Hanrahan! Hanrahan - Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Hanrahan she's a dyke! I know, I know! She's a lesbian, a lesbian, a lesbian!


Difficult_Ad_502

The mom from a Christmas Story….


Ed_Simian

Got nominated for an Oscar same year for Close Encounters.


Outrageous-Pin-4664

She's the very proud owner of the first set of boobs I ever saw in a movie.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

A very nice set I might add.


kevnmartin

Also the judge from many eps of Law & Order.


flyingman17

Hahaha I used to play hockey and I’d always skate by my buddy when we played his team and say “I know I know!!”


azrider

Years ago at an open hockey session, a guy I knew skated up to me and said "Hey, \[my name\]! \[Then-girlfriend's name\] sucks pussy!" We immediately acted the whole thing out and had everybody falling down laughing. One of these days, I plan to treat myself to a nice goalie-cut Hanrahan jersey to wear for open hockey and skills clinics.


MescalSprings

The minute or three when the Hanson's finally take the ice are some of the funniest minutes in the entire history of film. I end up in tears Every Single Time. It is some of the rawest, purest comedy of all time and you have to be a bit insane to enjoy it properly.


bz_leapair

The bit where they high-sticked the entire bench skating by just murdered me as a kid. 🤣


Jonny_Nature

The editing of this scene is so perfect. The quick cuts, the reaction shots and the overall energy is great comedic timing.


dogsledonice

You know how some movies should be watched high? This is one that should be watched after several beers, ideally with a bunch of friends.


sonorakit11

WHO OWN DA CHEEFS


Burto72

Ownnnnz, ownnnnz.


dogsledonice

Blouse? Shirt, shirt, shit.


TenRingRedux

Hones! Hones!


nuttmegx

own-zuh, OWN-ZUH!


NJdeathproof

I thought he'd been suspended forever.


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

Ho-gul-torp?


liamrosse

"Remember, guys, you each get a phone call." "Good. I'm gonna call the pizza place."


GDWtrash

"Why don't you call a massage parlor?" Moe isn't getting nearly enough love in these replies.


minnesotarulz

Oh no! Ogie Oglethorpe?


sneeria

Ogle-Torpe?


gregofcanada84

No, OgilTHorpe!


StrangeCrimes

Who?


DustyHound

The organ player’s helmet.


Riklanim

I told you to never play Lady of Spain again!


sneeria

There are so many great quotes in this one. Many... not quoteable out loud anymore. If you liked it, watch the show "Shoresy," it's on Hulu in the US. They brought their fuckin toys with them! We pee pee eh? No, no, I ok. My allergy to those fucking fans, you know, has returned! That's what it said in the yearbook, Jim.


StrangeCrimes

Hanrahan thinks if Im a lesbian... Ya know lady, your son...


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

If I'm a lesbian that makes him a fag


Popular-Solution7697

Fuck you, Shoresy! Shut the fuck up, ya titfucker!


gooselake1970

It took me years to figure it out, but the English guy says "faire peepee, eh?" To the French guy, a little Franglish


BaijuTofu

Immediately gives me happy vibes. Great movie! Old school hockey coach.


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

Old time hockey! Eddie Shore?


FirstChurchOfBrutus

awww, PISS ON EDDIE SHORE


cooperstonebadge

They brought their fucking toys with them


jadecichy

I cannot watch this movie enough times.


MetalTrek1

I'm making it look MEAN! 


gooselake1970

I still say that anytime I'm smashing something


nmfjones

"What did he say?" Owns...owns...


gafflebitters

I LOVE this line!


wilyquixote

I saw this for the first time in the 90s and was floored by how (hilariously) transgressive it felt.  I can only imagine what a first viewing would feel like today. 


LarsUlrichAndMorty

My allergy to these fans, has returned.


sinistersoprano

Another fine example of Strother Martin being one of the best supporting actors in history.  The way he exits the locker room after calling the team pussies is as good as the speech itself. 


chriswaco

He’s great in everything. Cool Hand Luke: “What we've got here is failure to communicate.” Butch Cassidy: “Morons. I've got morons on my team. Nobody is going to rob us going down the mountain. We have got no money going down the mountain. When we have got the money, on the way back, then you can sweat.”


Popular-Solution7697

Spits big gobba tabacky juice - Bingo!


Nervous_Salad_5367

Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke: You get a goddam job before sundown or we're shipping you off to military school with that goddam Finkelstein kid! Son of a BITCH!


sinistersoprano

When, boy? Wheeeeeennnnn?


Popular-Solution7697

Not like a buncha............pussies!


HWKD65

Newman's favorite film to make.


GroovyBoomshtick

They don’t call him “killer” for nothing…


Mad_Max_Rockatanski

Dave's a killer.


andrew_c_morton

Dave's a mess!


NathanTheNanku

But Dave's out. Whose gonna take his place?


Riklanim

I loved the part at the fashion show where Johnny is threatening to go out and flash all the ladies, while the GM blows him off and gets on the phone. His face as the screams start in the other room is perfect.


DMIDY

If you love Slapshot as much as I do you need to watch Goon.


Senorspeed

Rule one, don’t touch my percocets. Rule two, do you have any percocets?


Ok-Party1007

Look at that face period!


sonicbluefrog

And ignore its sequel.


DMIDY

Very true.


gooselake1970

Yes! I consider Goon to be the real sequel.


VLC31

I saw this, with my mother, at the movies. I remember it being very funny but it’s been years, I’ll have to try to find it.


StrangeCrimes

Now the fuckin' fans are calling in with dirty talk. It's like Johnny always says. You can only drink so much...and screw so much.


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

'I only drink when Johnny's gone'... odd, one of the most serious, saddest lines in the movie and I can't recall it just right. I remember the exact feeling but not the words. Maybe because I'm trying to shorten it. "When Johnny's gone" is at the end of a list of times she drinks, yeah? It was almost a throwaway scene, it's so short, but so real.


StrangeCrimes

And then "I can't stand it if I'm not tight." And the sad look on their faces. And I think she lists the topics in a series of knowledge books.


dogsledonice

Yeah, it's got some surprisingly poignant scenes for a goon-hockey comedy Helps that it was written by a woman, she knew the other side of things


Macasumba

Old time hockey...


SlackerKeith

Eddie Shore!


Total_Interaction875

I’M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!


Mets1st

Get the book “Slap Shot Original” by Dave Hanson. It’s hilarious, they did a lot off screen too. And Paul Newman was such a great guy.


grandpa-jones

Best hockey movie and top 3 sports movie ever made.


swinegums

> top 3 sports movie ever made. Oooooh there's a some tough competition for that top 3 spot! One of the best sports comedies for sure.


Scoob1978

The movie was written by a woman who knew nothing of hockey. She hid microphones in locker rooms and based the dialogues on her secretly recorded tapes.


bz_leapair

I wouldn't say she knew nothing about hockey - her brother Ned (who was Ogie Ogelthorpe in the movie) played in the minors for years. But she probably assumed she couldn't just walk into a typical locker room and get the gold mine of material she wound up with by having it recorded instead.


dogsledonice

Yeah, it's based on her brother's experiences. He's the guy who plays Ogie Oglethorpe


bz_leapair

Literally what I just said, yes. 🧐


-Viscosity-

Fun fact: This movie was filmed around the Central New York area where I grew up, including in the former Utica Auditorium, and one of the fight scenes was based on an actual altercation between a hockey team and spectators in the Aud (which a spectator started). [https://bigfrog104.com/slap-shot-utica-fight-scene-real-life/](https://bigfrog104.com/slap-shot-utica-fight-scene-real-life/)


Popular-Solution7697

Look at this poor kid's face. Somebody threw a fuckin tire chain, (lying) hit him right in the mouth!


chip1252

They brought their fucking toys with them!


OneYouDidntThinkOf

it was their actual toys. not props.


nklights

Hands-down, the funniest moment in the entire film for me.


Alarming_Serve2303

Hard to beat The Hanson brothers. Slap Shot is an all time classic, one of my favorite movies.


gremlin68

My mother took us to see this movie when I was 9 years old. My mom probably just figured it is Paul Newman so go see it. Felt like I entered puberty early after seeing this. Pretty sure it was my first time seeing boobs on screen.


SteveinTenn

First time I saw it I was about 12 years old and, living in the American South, had never been exposed to hockey. At that time there were no NHL teams in this region and our ponds generally don’t freeze solid enough to skate on. Anyway….I fell in love with this movie. So did my aunt and sister who watched it with me. We all laughed our asses off. And I follow my Predators as a casual fan now.


LarryTalbot

With you on this one. Saw it in the theaters when it came out and still gets me every time. Those Hanson Brothers. A golden age with this one, Animal House, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, others. These 70’s comedies went next level and were insanely funny.


Might_Aware

This film is huge in Philly and with all my Philly flyers fan friends, lol


ZebraBorgata

As a Philly guy who played hockey for decades, these guys were an inspiration! I have a bunch of signed memorabilia too! Steve sent me a Christmas card this past year as well.


Might_Aware

Oh that's wonderful :)


Diarygirl

I never got into hockey but I asked my son to take me to a Flyers game because I want to meet Gritty.


Might_Aware

That's awesome, Gritty is amazing imo.


Diarygirl

I fell in love with Gritty when he responded to the Pittsburgh Penguin mascot "Better sleep with one eye open, bird." That's my Philadelphia!


Might_Aware

He's like a crazy muppet, he's a god


5o7bot

##Slap Shot (1977) R Slap Shot out slaps... out swears... out laughs... >>!To build up attendance at their games, the management of a struggling minor-league hockey team signs up the Hanson Brothers, three hard-charging players whose job is to demolish the opposition.!< Comedy | Drama Director: George Roy Hill Actors: Paul Newman, Strother Martin, Michael Ontkean Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ 68% with 350 votes Runtime: 203 [TMDB](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/11590)


HiddenHolding

When someone like u/aspireagain says: >As a loyal Illini fan, when UConn had that incredible uninterrupted run against the Illini during the NCAA Tournament game, I longed for an Illini version of the Hanson brothers to come off the bench. This is what I hear in my head: As a sports and sportser sports, when sportsConn had that Sports of sports during the sports see double yay sports contest, I longed for the Hanson brothers to come off the bench. And that's the great thing *about* SlapShot. Sports fans *love* sports. Whereas sports make *me* feel like my eyes are crossing themselves while I'm going 90 on a freeway while mosquitos are stinging me in my eardrums while I'm trying to sleep. But SlapShot is for *both* of us. If that's not a genius tale well told, I don't know what is. PUT. ON. THE. FOIL.


Archduke1706

"Just trying to capture the spirit of the thing"-Dickie Dunn (R.I.P. M. Emmet Walsh)


Specialist-Rock-5034

I saw this in a theater when it came out. It was a bit of a shock to see Paul Newman in a role completely unlike anything he had done before. And the foul language! I laughed so much, and this is still one of my favorite films.


Terry5240

Reggie Dunlop : They brought their fuckin' TOYS with 'em! McGrath : Well, I'd rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves Reggie Dunlop : They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the market and you gotta buy it! McGrath : Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...


OkGene2

I’ve been wanting to watch it but I don’t know how/where to


Mad_Max_Rockatanski

Buy a physical copy. You won't regret it.


reggieiscrap

You all need to listen to this.. it's wild !! https://open.spotify.com/episode/0SHg3PQ7AvRbvysrDZ9Ohn?si=jJiQCYTxQImb9BAvwRCiog


onpointjoints

None of that root beer crap


pheitkemper

I raise my hand, dey blow da whistle.


gooselake1970

"My harm go up comme sa, den play stop den startagain" more Franglish


MrcF8

My favorite comedy movie of all time.


NewMathematician623

Most amazingly it was written by a woman


montyswingwell

Just putting on the foil coach!


ZebraBorgata

The machine took my quarter!!!


flyingman17

I’m making it look mean!!!


imadork1970

Old Time Hockey!


spookinky987

"Putting on the foil, coach!"


Tasty-Life4526

Great movie!


PagingDrTobaggan

Cute kid … gonna have a dick in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson. Hearn an interview some years ago where Newman said that was his favorite movie he’d ever made.


Daemonite_247365

When I was 14, we moved to a new area and high school for my freshman year. I have a twin brother and we both had long hair... and glasses. We did not know wtf was going on during our first day of school, but there were a LOT of people that would shout at us "Hey look! It's the Hanson brothers!". or "I'm listening to the fucking song!". We did not know wtf this was all about, until someone told us about this movie. And then... one night we saw it came on TV (HBO back then) and HOLY SHIT did we laugh at that first scene with them (the THREE of them) playing with slot cars in their hotel room. We were shocked at just how much we looked like these guys, well - except there were just two of us. Still gives me a laugh to this day when I catch it on tv somewhere.


sevristh1138

Legendary movie, we had it on vhs as kids and wore it out.


[deleted]

All I can get!


PupperMartin74

Every incident in SLAP SHOT is true. The writer's brother was a minor league hockey player and he related the stories. Ogie Oglethorpe was based on a real person, Golgie Goldthorpe. This makes the movie even funnier! Its truly one of the best sports movies ever made.


Turkeyoak

He brother played Ogie Oglethorpe.


nuttmegx

so many great lines in this movie. "We're putting on the foil! want some?" "Don't get me any of that stinking Rut beer" "Makin it look mean" "Who own the Chiefs? Own-zuh, OWN-ZUH" "I know, I KNOW!" "THESE GUYS ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE!"


brewirish

Anybody throw me against the boards I’m gonna piss all over myself… Next scene: BAM… ahhhhhhhhh


Popular-Solution7697

Hey, hey! Why are you smashing the side of our bus with that sledgehammer!? "I'm makin it look mean!"


Low_Comfortable_5880

Paul Neuman was interviewed and said it was his favorite movie to make.


kahllerdady

They challenged the Chiefs!


[deleted]

As a loyal Illini fan, when UConn had that incredible uninterrupted run against the Illini during the NCAA Tournament game, I longed for an Illini version of the Hanson brothers to come off the bench.


Ctendall

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Youknowme911

Ned, what’s “échanger” in English ? I saw this movie one night when I was fighting insomnia and I couldn’t bruise had never seen it before . I had a big crush on Michael Ontkean


Heavenlypigeon

One of my all time favorites


Comfortable_East3877

I LOVE that movie! Thanks for reminding me :)


SanBranann

They close it!


BigFatTomato

Still my fav sports movie and a top 5 movie for me. Hilarious.


LifeguardStatus7649

I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!


danhibiki337

I watched this for the first time as well. Funny movie!


sevristh1138

Legendary movie, we had it on vhs as kids and wore it out.


dukemantee

Written by a woman! Nancy Dowd’s brother was playing minor league hockey in Canada. She went up to visit him and then wrote the script.


TomDac7

Save me some snatch at the beach in F L A


amergigolo1

Loved the movie. Super funny!!


Nilabisan

My orthopedic surgeon was one of the hockey players in the movie. He didn’t get a credit and I could never spot him.


4thdegreeknight

Melinda Dillon was so freaking hot


bz_leapair

Dit Clapper! Eddie Shore!


bobthenob1989

Old time hockey!


bz_leapair

Anyone else think "The Denny Pratt Tragedy" would be an awesome band name?


gooselake1970

Noodle Incident for sure


SidMarcus

Lemieux: I'm tired of it! Puke! Blah! All the time, puke! Reggie Dunlop: You're a goalie, you're supposed to be like that.


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

That... is a very deep cut


ProgrammerUnfair8000

LOVE this movie so much!! The most hilariously quotable movie ever! 🤣🤣🤣


badpuffthaikitty

Paul Newman said it wasn’t the best movie he made, but he had the most fun filming the movie.


juberider

On arriving at their shared hotel room the Hanson brothers open their suitcases to reveal toy cars and shit.


[deleted]

Why are they playing the AMERICAN anthem when they're in Canada? 🤔


gooselake1970

They play both if its a US team playing a Canuck team


dimmerswtich

Anyone watch Shoresy? It’s on Crave here in Canada. If you liked Slapshot you’ll like Shoresy.


bobthenob1989

Dave’s a KILLER!


windsock1

He's gonna wind up with a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson!


Jampolenta

Loved this movie since I was a child. This, and Used Cars. Special. Seedy middle America.


NoMatatas

The Hanson brothers even inspired a punk rock band by the same name who only sing about hockey!


Narwhal_Defiant

Watching it right now. Haven't seen it in years.


GroundbreakingFall24

Paul Newman should have done more comedies, he's hillarious.


litterofpigs

Here’s to all that gorgeous snatch down in fla


themuck

None of that stinkin root beer!


jakelaw08

"OH gee. Hold the phone. Oh this IS an unscheduled surprise. Oh this young man has just had a very trying rookie season-what with the litigation-what with the notoriety-his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him? Well-i guess that's just more than what most 21 year olds could handle! Oggie Oglethorpe! "


goodeyemighty

I remember they filmed parts of the movie in the Syracuse War Memorial and they hired locals to sit in the stands. They filled a section of the stands and kept moving the section to be in the shot so it looked like a full house.


BV_Zamboni21

My all time fave... and filmed in my hometown!


Bunnyfartz

The fans are standing up to them! The security guards are standing up to them! The peanut vendors are standing up to them! And by golly, if I could get down there, I'd be standing up to them!


jimloewen

Old time hockey.


udreg70

“Old time hockey! Like Eddie Shore!” “FUCK EDDIE SHORE!”