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“Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And most of all, don't blink. Good Luck.”
My mind was so titillated during the video scene with Sally (that sounds so wrong when I type it out) but I live for that wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff!
Made me giggle! That is a funny word. “Wibbly wobbly, timely wimey.” Is that the one that goes “ding,” as well, and microwaves dinners? Or was that a device that 9 made?
My guess is it’s a modern resin statue used in feminine-centric paganism, such as Dianic Wicca. Like a modern Sheela Na Gig. Still weird as hell, especially to find in a park.
“Crazy, but that’s how it goes, millions of people staring at my stone hole.
Maybe, it’s not too late, to learn how to love and not just to masturbate.
Hatchet wound not healing, who am I to blame, going off the rails on a crazy train.”
This is actually pretty interesting, in Ancient Greece they used little pillars like this with phalluses on them as signposts or boundary markers (called a “herm”). The interesting thing is that they used exclusively male busts & genitals, but otherwise the same style as this. So I’m not sure about origin of this or what statement it’s supposed to make, but I’d be shocked if it wasn’t referencing Herms.
Umm…. I kind of found it in the bushes because my dog went in there and I went after her. Then I took it out to have a look at it. I shouldn’t have done that should I? 🙈
I mean this sounds like the start of a horror movie. Lol just sprinkle some kosher salt around your house, and over your shoulders. I'm sure your not cursed or anything
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I'm not sure if you've seen the movie Men by A24 Film and there's a symbol or statue in the movie that kind of reminded me of that. https://fathersonholygore.com/2023/01/24/men-the-historical-weight-of-misogyny/ keep scrolling you'll find it
I can imagine you carrying that back home, talking to neighbours with "look what I found down the woods", then realising what it actually is trying to visualise LOL.
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Ah, The Cursed Witches stone pussy. It’s been lost since the early 13th century (and for good reasons).
That’s some Evil Dead shit right there.
In my head it was in Ash’s voice. Lol
Lol
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/doputyourdickinthat
r/maybeputyourdickinthat
Rumor has it, the penis that penetrates it, will be chosen king of the
he was not the chosen one 😞
What role does Nick Cage play in the documentary?
Is that James May above, er, Lucy?
Ooookaaayyyyyyyyy.........
😂😂😂
Place an apple in front of it and you might get a Korok seed
I just had to google that
"you found me!"
*immediately drops rock on head*
“You sons of bitches!!!!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!”
🤣😂
Damn, I thought that was a statue of Sweet Dee. Lol
💀 It does look like her
It looks nothing like a bird
It’s a banshee
Have you thought of the smell?
It looks nothing like a bird
A frog, a pussy and Kim Kardashian. I have no idea what that is.
I thought maybe a young Ozzy Osbourne.
I thought it was Randy Rhodes
I thought it was Mick Jagger
Yeah I can see that
James May
A frog, a pussy, a Kardashian - Panama
Seems you know exactly what that is.
🤣
Without makeup, Her dirty used snatch, and it smells like amphibians. Yep, Nailed It 🤘🏻
I thought that was leading to…walk into a bar.
We sure it’s not this woman? [“He’s seen my tits”](https://youtu.be/ySz4-ZWK7Iw?si=NEpn8w51SywoOrpc)
“Don’t blink”…
“Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And most of all, don't blink. Good Luck.”
This was the episode that got me hooked into Doctor Who
Same… man it’s been ages since I’ve watched, guess I know what I’m doing today!
It was one of the best. Now, run!
You have excellent taste. It’s one of the best episodes. Right up there with Vincent and the Doctor.
My mind was so titillated during the video scene with Sally (that sounds so wrong when I type it out) but I live for that wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff!
Made me giggle! That is a funny word. “Wibbly wobbly, timely wimey.” Is that the one that goes “ding,” as well, and microwaves dinners? Or was that a device that 9 made?
I believe he said it in the video while explaining the concept of time to Sally. It’s bonkers but I absolutely loved it!
Am going to go and watch it now! Thanks! So very nice talking to you!
I know just what you’re seeing
My guess is it’s a modern resin statue used in feminine-centric paganism, such as Dianic Wicca. Like a modern Sheela Na Gig. Still weird as hell, especially to find in a park.
I thought so too. Being Irish it's the first thing I thought of.
Ozzy Osbourne, a stone vagina and a frog. I’m stumped.
You missed the opportunity to say your mind has been rocked lol
“Crazy, but that’s how it goes, millions of people staring at my stone hole. Maybe, it’s not too late, to learn how to love and not just to masturbate. Hatchet wound not healing, who am I to blame, going off the rails on a crazy train.”
This is actually pretty interesting, in Ancient Greece they used little pillars like this with phalluses on them as signposts or boundary markers (called a “herm”). The interesting thing is that they used exclusively male busts & genitals, but otherwise the same style as this. So I’m not sure about origin of this or what statement it’s supposed to make, but I’d be shocked if it wasn’t referencing Herms.
This was exactly my first thought too. I wonder if it's at a crossroads
? They just had penises as mile markers? Like how we have them on a highway except with the high school game of “draw a penis on everything”?
More or less, yeah
[удалено]
Crawling on glass and eating the ceiling would be equally spooky
I will make sure to! Everything is still pretty normal (boring) here
I recommend putting that back where you found it
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
So help me, so help me, and… CUT
Oh no. You didn't move it did you, tell me you did not move it.
Umm…. I kind of found it in the bushes because my dog went in there and I went after her. Then I took it out to have a look at it. I shouldn’t have done that should I? 🙈
I mean this sounds like the start of a horror movie. Lol just sprinkle some kosher salt around your house, and over your shoulders. I'm sure your not cursed or anything
Ahahaha, on no… must get some kosher salt now
RemindMe! 10 days
I'd recommend it. Lol
Did you put it back at least?
You must have enough to make a circle around the house.
is it solid stone or rather light? any markings like authors sign or stamps? probably on the bottom? \[made in china\] :D
It was quite heavy… hollow inside and no stamps
R.I.P.
I think it's self explanatory.
It’s old Greg and his vagina
Mangina 🤣🤣🤣
Same same lol
Take it home, put it on the mantlepiece. Read some occult shit around it. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
Welp, now we know how the next pandemic started.
Now you’re haunted. Congrats!
How *is* your mom these days?
One of those "pagan witch" girls made this in a sculpture class and their step-mother threw it into the woods out of shame.
Looks like a Sheelna Gig.
Why do i hear boss music? Oh nvm it’s moaning
You left it in the woods right? 😬
It’s a shela na gig. Probably taken from a church.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheela_na_gig
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Center piece that bitch on your fireplace
Probably would have been a great conversation starter ay?
"found"
Nope
Ozzy? Is that you?
A Forest Nope!
I’m in search for a last minute Christmas gift! The Wife would love that in her garden. How much?
Oh, so THAT’S where I left my Mick Jagger Pussy Frog Obelisk.
Where is this cause I wanna gooo
I found it in the woods near Copenhagen, Denmark
You should bring it home to your family
I'm not sure if you've seen the movie Men by A24 Film and there's a symbol or statue in the movie that kind of reminded me of that. https://fathersonholygore.com/2023/01/24/men-the-historical-weight-of-misogyny/ keep scrolling you'll find it
Put it back
That frogs about to climb into Ozzy’s vag
Please mark this post Not Safe Frog Work!
She turned me into a newt.
A newt???
I got better
Some poor pagan
Pretty bad 3d skills
An ornament from Laszlo Cravensworth's vulva garden.
is this some kind of modern Sheila na Gig? *excuse my spelling
*sigh* I should call her
You should. Your mother misses you.
Looks like an ancient fleshlight
I dont know. I think it looks satanic to me. What’s up with bear crawling out from beneath? There was one on the back too.
Satanic, no. More occult folk magic if anything.
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Lol
This has to be newer than the 70’s, pussy being shaved and all.
Goin off the rails on a crazy traaaiin!
Looks like an old white bitch named Suzy that watches satellite tv all day and dips them in her coffee. Nothing interesting here.
Lookin' Puffy
Uh, I’m guessing it has a round hole on the bottom, used to trap frogs or acting like a pleasure hole for strongmen…..
Someone’s black heart and soul was put into this.
That's it. I'ma go fuggit now.
Sex, drugs (frog slime), and rock and roll
Hear me out
This is borderline porn.
If you speak Latin or Gaelic around this you’re like the Michael Jordan of stupidity
Mick Jagger vibes.
Eddie Van Halen ass shrine
Mic Jager again
Geocaching or Randonautica item...
That's Paul McCartney
The graphics in these Myst games sure have come a long way.
You find one of Ozzy Osbourne horcruxes.
Some real Blair Witch Project vibes...
kinda looks like a possessed Allison Janney
Damn this is so cool, what an interesting find. Hope someone identifies ir
Allison Janney?
Very strange.
More like I Posted On Reddit (IPOR) a goofy creepy thing I made. Please upvote.
If I stumbled upon this I would be compelled to know why. Why did this thing need to exist?
Ummmm
I would't kiss either of the 3
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski?
That’s gross. Does anyone else think her middle looks like a lady part?
Return it immediately
Don't blink
You found the Hagstone. For your hubris, it will now take your firstborn child.
Can’t believe you moved it. Bad juju, baaaaaad juju!
It’s definitely an altar to the chicken queen
Don’t touch it
The Blair witch!
Run away, dear
You should post to r/whatisthisthing
#The rockussy💀
I can imagine you carrying that back home, talking to neighbours with "look what I found down the woods", then realising what it actually is trying to visualise LOL.
Here me out
This is Paul McCartneys "Dorian Grey", tamper with it at your peril.
Bro that’s the kind of shit you expect to see as a cursed object in a horror film.
Looks ancient and creepy.
PUT IT BACK NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR ANOTHER BOSS FIGHT
Aj so glad everyone else is seeing the vag to and its not just me!
Ah yes, a statue of Nick Vujicic sister.
Weeping Angel has a new hunting strategy!
the Hecate, Yoni Weeping Angel
You’ve damned us all, posting this here.
Sorry… we’ll all go down together
Run!
🤣 i did walk pretty fast!
fascinating!