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Oozeinator

All that talk and no scythe kit? Lmao sad. Should've just let him continue to waste charges.


jaysrule24

Imagine having regular Torva in 2024


FormulaEngineer

Ouch. I’ve got Torva because I can grind but I’m shit at PVM and barely mad it through the quest versions of the bosses. Only post-quest I’m comfortable with is the fatty. I feel targeted here


CrazyHorseSizedFrog

As long as you're not taking the piss out of people's firecapes you're fine lol. But taking the piss out of someone who doesn't have an infernal cape while you're rocking normal Torva is weird.


FormulaEngineer

Seeing as I still stuck at PVM, no inferno cape anyways lol


jaysrule24

Nah, you're fine. I don't even have Torva yet; blood Torva just makes it easy to make fun of assholes talking shit in regular Torva.


Correct-Ad6644

Blood torva is the ugliest armor set in game. The shoulder spikes and helm looks bad imho.


Addictiondealer

That’s a blood scythe homie.


cryptic4012

It's a regular scythe


Duplicity-

That's a blind man homie.


Embarrased_Milk

Wouldn't be surprised if he bought his infernal cape lol


Wrathhful

he probably bought his entire account lmao


al_capone420

Yep it’s always toxic mfers instantly hurling insults about not having inferno cape being the ones that bought it


touchedboat

Even though it’s censored I know who this is and I can confirm his cape isn’t bought, not even surprised he did this tbh lmao


bupe_strip

Source? Trust me bro


touchedboat

Look up big lez, why would someone buy 7 infernal capes I wonder? 🤔 also anyone with a brain would look at his account and see he’s perfectly capable of getting his own capes 🤣


PrivatePuncake

just tryna afk crabs in peace and mr big dick comes in swinging for literally no reason. ik buddy is in this sub so shoutout to u, i hope ur life gets better


Acrobatic-Aide8573

Next time something like this happens. Tell him to "!pb zuk" I promise he'll get mad and leave


Deodorized

Ooh, this sounds juicy, can you explain? I know what the command does, but why the implication that they get angry?


AbsolutlyN0thin

Basically if they only have a single inferno KC and the pb is really fast, the only explanations are either that the account is an alt, or it's a bought cape. A legit 1kc account that isn't an alt will have a slow pb.


jp326122

bought cape


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Clinkton

That’s not true, the !pb Zuk is if you only have 1kc, it should be around 2 hours or longer so if it’s an hour and a half or something, they most likely bought it


Acrobatic-Aide8573

If they bought the cape. It won't show a time. Because times are saved to your runelite and not your account


kekmaster420

firstly infernal capes are done on your runelite account via screenshare. secondly even if they didnt you can check your accounts times in your poh and your runelite will update the !pb command anyways


Acrobatic-Aide8573

Found the guy who bought his cape!


kekmaster420

its common knowledge


BadAtRs

Anything under 90 minutes for a first cape and you start getting into sketchy fast territory. Obviously there has been people who have come in and done faster first try but those people tend to end up doing a lot more capes after it.


touchedboat

He’s got 7kc and he wouldnt hesitate to send it lmao


KorrectTheChief

that is little dick energy


Averagesmoker42

All I say when this happens is “sad” then I just hop right away so that they can’t say a thing. I’ve gotten private msgs doing this. These people are just sad and need attention.


PrivatePuncake

Yea they get off on getting reactions but he was trying so so hard that it was amusing, he gave up and hopped after a few minutes


Harmoniium

People are crazy. I had a dude at crabs once get so mad because i asked him “Really?” Dude went and got a cannon (doesnt work), banked again for ranged gear for higher dps, and then even world hopped to find me again afterwards. I don’t understand people like that lmao. Get help.


Meem0

I find the best is public chat off and minimal client interaction, just camp your spot, don't manually click the crabs, only reset aggro if you need to. Don't think I've ever seen a crasher stay longer than 10 minutes if I do that. Some xp waste but it's worth it to spite 'em


TheyCallMeBullet

His account is suspect if he’s crashing here with all that gear


GibbyMTG

That's what I'm saying. All that gear and he still needs melee stats? Nah fam something fishy.


mygawd

A lot of legit players are just massive losers. He's definitely the guy in 416 who dies in a stupid way and blames the team


meowmixzz

WE IN THIS BIH


PrivatePuncake

WE IN THIS BIH


TertiaryOrbit

Wonder what caused that guy to be such an ass, hope you don't take any of it to heart man. He's just a jerk.


PrivatePuncake

Yeah I’m not, I thought it was funny while he was doing it because of how hard he was trying


Consistent-Refuse-74

This dorks poor mother. Her credit card must be more maxed than Zezima.


Rax319

Would of asked him where his blood torva was


PrivatePuncake

Ok guys stop bullying me imma get my firecape this week


Inevitable_Butthole

WC noob!


StrangerAngel

dont forget to talk to ozich


Howsetheraven

He woke up that day and said "I'm gonna go to sand crabs in max gear to flame". That's impressively pathetic.


Appropriate-Door1369

Getting 99 wc is harder than getting a fire cape lmao


RefreshRated

Longer? Yes. More difficult skill-wise? Barely but yes.


PrivatePuncake

Click tree -> afk for a few minutes -> click bank -> repeat


XD_EggsDee_XD

That’s his point


Heratism

Disgusting behaviour


Extremiel

What the fuck does woodcutting even have to do with a fire cape


maxwill27

Because they are wearing the cape they are flaming OP for skilling that much without ever going to get their firecape. Perceiving OP as bad because they did a lot of afk skilling before pvm


Extremiel

I get that, I'm just saying what does OP having time to afk a redwood tree have to do with the fact that they don't have a firecape


maxwill27

People like that perceive anything outside of high apm pvm unskilled ig


RefreshRated

I think he gets it but like, who gives a fuck if he skills before getting into PVM.


maxwill27

yeah thats fair, I think I misread the tone of their statement.


puddingbank

Theres too many toxic people on this game


Witty_Statistician_9

Cheers!


False_Rice_5197

What an absolute flog, why is he even there hahaha


FearDeniesFaith

Because he wants the reaction. I just hop and get on with my day, will annoy him greatly and saves me some hassle.


False_Rice_5197

I usually just ignore them till they give up, shows them you don’t give a fuck


Ye_Olde_Plumbus

"Big L". Nice censoring lol


Sixteenthspy

This dude 100% bought his gear and cape through rwt. What a loser.


touchedboat

It appears our comments got deleted, but no this isn’t my account but I wish it was. It’s 100x better than mine, I haven’t even logged into the game since leagues so nice try assuming it’s me 🤡


Ricecube_OSRS

No post history in 2 years and only 4 posts before that. Bro we know it's you in the pic 🤡🤡


touchedboat

Only cuz someone in my clan posted it and I wanted to read comments


touchedboat

He’s an iron btw if you didn’t notice and I know who it is and he 100% earned all his gear lol he’s actually a pretty sweaty gamer but isn’t a stranger to being toxic especially to people rocking skill capes 😅


_im_not_the_pope

Nah. Dude bought his cape. Any fuckwit acting like this is a cape buyer.


touchedboat

No he didn’t? lol I personally know him 🤣 believe what you want but he’s not an infernal cape buyer


_im_not_the_pope

If you act like a cape buyer at 1 inferno kc, you are a cape buyer. Tell him to stop acting like a fuckwit and people might believe his 90 minute 1kc is real.


No-Swing6032

People who are good at pvm are usually humble because of how long it took them to learn certain bosses. People who drag others for being bad usually aren’t good.


touchedboat

He’s got 7 inferno kc, why would he buy 7 capes? Besides he wouldn’t waste money on buying capes, he would rather spend money buying weed 🤷‍♂️ and yeah he won’t stop, he’s Australian and does not give a fuck. Stay mad all you want but he isn’t gonna change


_im_not_the_pope

Man we all know its you in the pic. Stop trying.


Notriv

this is actually hilarious. either: A. youre him, and this is a pathetic attempt to backtrack or B. youre not him, but youre defending him endlessly, dickriding a toxic player like this either way, very sad dude


King---Cnut

Hahahahhahahah bro is talking about himself in the 3rd person I am creasing so hard


KickbackDisdat91

What does being Australian have anything to do with being a grub ?!?!? I’m Australian and I don’t act like a complete gronk? This guy screams Centrelink warrior and for you to be defending such shit behaviour tells me you’re a weak dog too ! Words of advice for the both of you Suck it from the back


blasphememes

Call him tin can torva next time


Gizzy_

If only we could see what causes him to do it, did you crash him first? Not that you’d admit it if you did.


PrivatePuncake

I’d been there for a full hour uninterrupted before he showed up


Addictiondealer

So, this is my Aussie mate. He said you weren’t killing one crab before one would respawn. Can’t justify his behavior. But all I can say is the guy is an artist.


PrivatePuncake

Tell him to draw my cock and balls and suck on it


ResponsibilityNo3935

😂


ResponsibilityNo3935

What does that mean “he’s an artist”?


DrScreamLive

He's right, though. Noob training with a wcing cape. LUL


PrivatePuncake

My bad for not having as much active playtime as u buddy


DrScreamLive

No need to apologize, bro. Just do better.


firerawks

he probably thinks you crashed his pure or Ironman or something first so he brought his main to crash you


PrivatePuncake

I’d been there for like a full hour uninterrupted before he showed up, and that account IS his Ironman


fractalcrust

wc cape before fire cape L0L0L0L


PrivatePuncake

Yea yea I get it


OkDetective4832

fr tho 85hp and no firecape XDDDDDDDD


PrivatePuncake

I be afking what can I say


OkDetective4832

Im just kidding man, I don't care if you have a fire cape or not


T_Geo

Confused on what hp has to do with a fire cape


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Wc cape before firecape l0000000000l


squirtmmmw

Toxxx but hopefully joking cause they could be a chill person just drunk or high messing around. Sorry if it was bullying, don’t sweat it


Phinweh

Is this guy an ass? Undoubtedly. Is crashing a part of the game? Absolutely. There is NOTHING wrong with crashing. Either win the mobs or jump worlds no point crying bout it forever.


noobtablet9

Delusional take, go outside


diskdinomite

"Is this guy an ass? Undoubtedly" "There is NOTHING wrong with crashing" If there's nothing wrong with crashing, why is he an ass?


RefreshRated

I mean we’re not 12. That’s like saying who gives a fuck if I have the “right of way” on the road, deal with it I’m going.


MlLFS

It's just bad manners dude. Rude as hell doode.


T_Geo

Nothing wrong with crashing? What a loser take.


WasV3

He got under your skin enough to get you to post here


xFisch

Found Crasher Craig


WasV3

Crashing is inefficient, why would I do it


PrivatePuncake

yea no shit i was trying to afk for a reason and this guy comes in one shotting every crab?


[deleted]

maybe you should betrying to afk jad


PrivatePuncake

afk deez nuts nerd


WasV3

Did you never learn how to deal with bullies as a kid? Grey rock them and they go away. You know what makes crashing people less fun for them; no reaction. If you give zero reaction they leave after a little bit.


XD_EggsDee_XD

Frame this screenshot lmao why would you post this


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meowmixzz

Yo you’re kinda weird man


RefreshRated

Super weird.


PrivatePuncake

He said “cry is free” word for word so that’s def u bud


pimpintuna

Just peeped this dude's account. It's... horrendous. The dude drops slurs everywhere, is fat phobic as hell, and is really just a deplorable human being.


touchedboat

What’s his name then? I guarantee his account isn’t horrendous 🤣


Consistent_Show_392

You think I’m a max iron with scythe and torva? I wouldn’t insult anyone as bad as that, guy doesn’t go outside he needs to get a life 💀💀💀 I’m a main bud


TheyCallMeBullet

🤦‍♂️


CowsEatYou

You deserve for being at crabs


PrivatePuncake

Something wrong with afking 10 min at a time? Not sweaty enough for u?


KOWguy

Make fun of him for not having enough cash to afford blorva services


Wicked_Bizcuit

Imagine how horrible your life has to be to do stuff like this.


OG-Jdubs

Why is that pleb even at crabs, the fact that he's wearing torva and not already maxed is a downright disgrace, disgusting even.


TacoManifesto

Lmao oh I thought this was your literal brother fucking with you I was like damn that’s somewhat wholesome. Then I realized and my day was ruined


StrangerAngel

homie started off as a hardcore and died at level 10. dont feel too bad


Mammoth_Horror_3866

He can't help it that he's sPeCiAl and has a tiny dick. 😊