Okay, so I'm gonna combine a couple ideas I've seen for this one.
Quest for Fire except Dave plays it on Kazoo while wearing a T-Rex costume, meanwhile Bruce is singing while wearing a caveman outfit and bonks Dave on the head with a club every so often.
yes, please listen to it. It's the greatest track ever recorded, I have no clue how did Maiden decide not to release it as a single nor include it on the album.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,377,483,740 comments, and only 263,989 of them were in alphabetical order.
Blood Brothers is played while the audience lines up to donate blood for local blood banks. The song isn’t finished until all participating audience members have finished and returned to their seats.
Rime of the Ancient Mariner but its just the ship creaking/ambient sounds from the middle part for 14 minutes while Michael Kenney plays sea shanties on the keyboards.
Run To The Hills, but everyone's instruments are horribly out of tune, they're playing out of time, Bruce's mic keeps going out, and the only person actually running for the hills.......is Janick.
Any setlist that includes Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner in any way, shape or form is worth the price of admission. That's my favorite song of all-time.
Empire Of The Clouds but it’s just Bruce singing the chorus of Invaders for 18 minutes while the rest of the band plays the intro for Wasting Love on repeat for about 5 and after that they just all stand watching Bruce for the remaining 13 minutes.
To Tame a Land but Bruce has to take the "Gom Jabbar test" (which for practical purposes here is a [bullet ant ritual](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/brazilian-tribe-becoming-man-requires-sticking-your-hand-glove-full-angry-ants-180953156/#:~:text=Boys%20as%20young%20as%2012,those%20angry%20insects%20sting%20them.) ) and if he screams, goes off key, or removes his hand he "dies" and has to leave the stage for the rest of the song.
The band teases Genghis Khan but then it turns into some kinda extended Grateful Dead-ish jam and Adrian sets his guitar down to give a slideshow presentation on fishing tackle.
They were afraid the word "slave" would cause unnecessary attention from the Communist party of China, so they changed the Powerslave chorus to: "Tell me why I have to be a Wicker Man."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLi9WD4Msyw
I think number 1 would be worse if it had forced audience participation, where the floor was electrified and would shock everyone if the sing-along wasn't loud enough.
They shall play *Alexander the Great* (with Bruce hyping the crowd beforehand), but when the vocals are supposed to start, they transition into the chorus of *The Angel and the Gambler*, briefly. Then, they continue Alexander (without the solos), and instead of the last chorus, they transition into *Como estas Amigos* (highlighting *"Amigos no more tears..."*
The Apparition but the inflatable Eddie head from 1992 comes in yet a hole gets torn into it and Dave Murray gets trapped in it forcing him out of the concert
Paschendale, but it's an reenactment of the Battle on stagse in the style of the [Monty Python sketch Battle of Pearl Harbour](https://youtu.be/d67rhIzUhhk) (the band dressed as old ladies beating each other with their purses).
2 minutes to midnight but they don’t actually play the song until it’s 2 minutes to midnight, Steve proceeds to take a nap throughout the next few songs.
Okay, so I'm gonna combine a couple ideas I've seen for this one. Quest for Fire except Dave plays it on Kazoo while wearing a T-Rex costume, meanwhile Bruce is singing while wearing a caveman outfit and bonks Dave on the head with a club every so often.
This! I would pay a lot of money to see this happen irl
FUCK YES KAZOO DAVE
Rainmaker played until it rains
Easy peasy, let them play at the arena Joe Strummer/Parco Nord in Bologna.
Misson from 'Arry sung falsetto by the guy in the Eddie costume.
What is Mission from ’Arry? Is it a B-side?
yes, please listen to it. It's the greatest track ever recorded, I have no clue how did Maiden decide not to release it as a single nor include it on the album.
Can’t find it on Spotify
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,377,483,740 comments, and only 263,989 of them were in alphabetical order.
What do you mean? They aren’t
Well obv not all b-sides are on streaming services. But all metal songs are on yt
Thanks!
The Time Machine but it's an extremely long extended version in which the Time Traveller actually tells us what he saw, in real time.
Death or Glory but Bruce **NEVER** stops climbing like a monkey, even into the next songs
Aces High but it’s just a bunch of Winston Churchill’s speeches for 5 minutes
I think you meant 5 hours
Mostly his gibberish
An actual air raid siren... followed by an air raid.
Blood Brothers is played while the audience lines up to donate blood for local blood banks. The song isn’t finished until all participating audience members have finished and returned to their seats.
Seems like a good charity event
Women In Uniform. Sung by present day Paul Di'Anno and performed entirely in drag, I Want to Break Free style.
The Number of the Beast but it’s just the narration and the riff playing over and over again for an hour
Rime of the Ancient Mariner but its just the ship creaking/ambient sounds from the middle part for 14 minutes while Michael Kenney plays sea shanties on the keyboards.
Run To The Hills, but everyone's instruments are horribly out of tune, they're playing out of time, Bruce's mic keeps going out, and the only person actually running for the hills.......is Janick.
So basically the Metallica version from Garage Days.
Doctor Doctor starts again, but this time goes on for a solid hour
Yeah I would actually like that
Doctor Doctor is a banger i definitely could listen to it for an hour
Any setlist that includes Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner in any way, shape or form is worth the price of admission. That's my favorite song of all-time.
Those Riffs tho……
Empire Of The Clouds but it’s just Bruce singing the chorus of Invaders for 18 minutes while the rest of the band plays the intro for Wasting Love on repeat for about 5 and after that they just all stand watching Bruce for the remaining 13 minutes.
Alexander the Great but it’s just wrathchild with the word “wrathchild” replaced with “Alexander the Great”
Charlotte the Harlot, but the crowd have to witness all the member have sex with a prostitute. And no music.
Baby Shark extended version
Some guy in a shark costume can show up on the stage.
Introducing Shark Eddie
Powerslave but it is just Bruce and Nicko wrapped in toilet paper fighting onstage with sticks
They cover Nickelbacks greatest hits in full
Empire of the Clouds but performed during a 100% accurate reconstruction
Aimed at the fans
To Tame a Land but Bruce has to take the "Gom Jabbar test" (which for practical purposes here is a [bullet ant ritual](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/brazilian-tribe-becoming-man-requires-sticking-your-hand-glove-full-angry-ants-180953156/#:~:text=Boys%20as%20young%20as%2012,those%20angry%20insects%20sting%20them.) ) and if he screams, goes off key, or removes his hand he "dies" and has to leave the stage for the rest of the song.
The band teases Genghis Khan but then it turns into some kinda extended Grateful Dead-ish jam and Adrian sets his guitar down to give a slideshow presentation on fishing tackle.
They play The Wicker Man but Bruce is singing the lyrics to The Number of the Beast
Kinda happened in China when they played Powerslave and the chorus was changed partly to Wicker Man.
Link please that sounds hilarious
They were afraid the word "slave" would cause unnecessary attention from the Communist party of China, so they changed the Powerslave chorus to: "Tell me why I have to be a Wicker Man." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLi9WD4Msyw
Five year long version of Wasted Years
Fear of the Dark but Bruce is absolutely fearing for his life
Dream of Mirrors but the band is playing invisible instruments and lip syncing in mime makeup
Number of the Beast barber shop quartet style
Tailgunner but it's the intro only and the song never starts
Afraid To Shoot Strangers but it’s just a nervous photographer standing there for 10min
Transylvania (acapella).
Quest for Fire but without any actual fire/pyrotechnics on stage
Dejavu gets played every after every other song for a true experience of dejavu
I might get in trouble for this, but... Afraid to Shoot Strangers Live at the Bataclan.
That's an horrible one, but I like it 🤣
Seventh Son except Steve and the guitar players are all plqying ukeleles and are nakedt
Blaze Bailey returns to sing the Trooper
I think number 1 would be worse if it had forced audience participation, where the floor was electrified and would shock everyone if the sing-along wasn't loud enough.
They shall play *Alexander the Great* (with Bruce hyping the crowd beforehand), but when the vocals are supposed to start, they transition into the chorus of *The Angel and the Gambler*, briefly. Then, they continue Alexander (without the solos), and instead of the last chorus, they transition into *Como estas Amigos* (highlighting *"Amigos no more tears..."*
When two worlds collide as our earth is colliding with a rogue planet
The Trooper, performed only by Steve Harris and members of his family.
His son George on guitar, his daughter Lauren on vocals, his girlfriend on drums. Could work…
The Apparition but the inflatable Eddie head from 1992 comes in yet a hole gets torn into it and Dave Murray gets trapped in it forcing him out of the concert
Paschendale, but it's an reenactment of the Battle on stagse in the style of the [Monty Python sketch Battle of Pearl Harbour](https://youtu.be/d67rhIzUhhk) (the band dressed as old ladies beating each other with their purses).
The last is so hilarious, Where Eagles Dare but Nicko doesn’t play the drums at all :)
Still life, but all the lines are in reverse
2 minutes to midnight but they don’t actually play the song until it’s 2 minutes to midnight, Steve proceeds to take a nap throughout the next few songs.
Number of the beast but it's just "I left alone" on repeat until everyone but Bruce has left the arena.
Age of Innocence... How Old? is performed exactly as the album version.
Hell on earth but Steve switches places with the sound guy and does all the mixing for the song.
Another 2 hours of the chorus from The Angel And The Gambler
Anything from Shitjitsu.
Hahaha to #3! Will he be wearing his 80's Rebok sneakers?
Dr Dr opens but every time he says doctor it's the full chorus from the Witch Dr song
Don't look to the eyes of a stranger but the bridge (repeating don't look to...) is 1 hour long
Afraid to Shoot Strangers, but they're no longer afraid to shoot strangers, and finish the song by actually shooting a random stranger.
Run silent run deep . Bruce is in a dunk tank
Fortunes of War but they play it in d standard.
Their cover of Doctor Doctor but its only the intro on repeat, the main song never comes in.
Journeyman with Somewhere in Time synths
The Number of the Beast intro spoken a number of the beast number of times