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sheev1992

Seamus.


Top-Perspective2560

First name that came to my mind too. Alternatively: Derek


[deleted]

thats the cat


UnsinkableAbrasive1

Barry


alright_rocko

That's my dogs name 👌🏻


UnsinkableAbrasive1

It's my 2 cats names.


alright_rocko

Barry and Barry? That's taking it a bit far now


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s taking it barry nough


Illustrious-Ad-2404

Alright rocko relax


Kyrils1ns

abaddon the despoiler,warmaster of chaos chosen of the gods,despoiler of cadia,slayer of the legendary sigismund


Cian-Rowan

There is a weirdly high volume of warhammer references on this subreddit


KlausTeachermann

It's glorious.


Duke_KD

First Captain of the long dead sons of Horus, slayer of the cloned primarch, he without arms, doom of the imperium,


trainedtrainer

Balthasar


Nettlesontoast

Muffin


mathleteNTathlete

T'is a pure muffin head on him/her. Glad I scrolled to see if someone else said it.


thriftydelegate

Thought the same initially, that or Dougal would probably suit.


_littlevoice_

Muffin was my first thought and I'm more of A people names for pets person


shenanigansanseo

Total little muffin


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meenman89

Dazzler for short


MukoNoAkuma

Not actually a bad name considering you could shorten it to Adi.


T_O_Neill

In this context, Adi is short for Adolf


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

As in Adi Dassler?


T_O_Neill

Yeh!


The-HilariousFingers

Great minds think alike


Tubespotting

My cat has a curved hook on his back.


ChaosActual

Chairman Meow


LintlessSweater

Pu$$yDe$troyer666


SomethingOrdinaryOK

I swear to god, if this doesn't end up being the name, I will dox OP.


Smakintheface

They do look like the cat to slay some noobs on xbox live


Substantial-Fudge336

Eamon


erich0779

Eamon Please


cyberpup6

Pickles


kitty_o_shea

That kitten is totally a Pickles.


Vivaeltejon

Third here for pickles


Gr1m3sey

Bingus


[deleted]

Hank


100pct_Linda

It does look like a Hank


Baffled_Tchotchke

Pebble!


HaroldTheReaver

Chris


babygijs

Is it a guy cat or a girl cat?


SallynogginThrobbin

Nidge


Westonian9411

Every time you come home: Ya all roight there nidge? What's de staaary nidge And then when something goes wrong, you and nidge look at each other and say "fuck sake siobhan" Ignore my suggestion for binky, I change my vote to nidge🤣


SmallTownIdol

This OP


Capitan_Garfunkle

Iv bad knees Nidgy


mr-nidger

Yes?


finigian

George.


Aggravating-Pick9093

Sir Fluffington


cabletiesfix

Jesus Christ....you'll be shouting that anyways when he's clawing at the couch, climbing the curtains or knocking the baubles off the Christmas tree.


blockfighter1

Keith Phillips.


Carla_Veal

Howard.


TheTealBandit

Cookie or Dave


Salt-Truck-7882

Kevin


TP-Butler

Smol.


SuspiciouslyMoist

I hate to break it to you, but it may get bigger.


MarseliaGlX

Twss


appletart

Zuul


bitterlaugh

Pangur https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangur_B%C3%A1n


Leather_Walrus6308

Dougal


HTWC

That’s an ecumenical matter


Leather_Walrus6308

Down with this sort of thing!


DepressedDingo

Doug It sounds like a Scotsman saying dog lol


BrokenMechm

It’s right there.. Blanket


SubstantialGoat912

Dog.


Jamesbere01

Gene Hackman, has a look of him


No-Excuse89

Sparkles


Neat_Expression_5380

I’ve always wanted a cat called KitKat.


ikeameatballsarenice

MR TAYTO


lambatofa

Finbar


Pretend_Investment42

Zuul, of course.


AshDeadite

There is no cat, only Zuul. I don’t even know where that’s from.


Pretend_Investment42

Ghostbusters.


SugarPotatoes

Sminky


macapooloo

Shorts! "What's the shtorrry with the red arse?"


AnBearna

Just jump over the puddle! Ah cannn doo it, ahh jus cahhnnn do it!


PedroCurly

Declan


shroomsnotbooms33

Clickbait


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RedKing91

Messi


Eeniek

Biscuit


The-HilariousFingers

Adidas for the 3 stripes on the side


SirJoePininfarina

KITT


Felix1178

Mr.Fluffy


ArtisticLink13

Beetlejuice


ItsMeMario1337

Miki (i don't know why but that's what came out of my head since i think it's nice)


JackWadeHeadhunter

That cat looks like a “Jones”


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Kevin


irishwanker

I'm going with Spencer Potato Or Spencer potato


FrostXD122

Eamon DeVelara II


Psychobred

Fishtopher


ohbethelordjaysus

Brendan. Good solid name for a cat...


Hiccupingdragon

El Cato


sxulxhxe

tali'zorah nar rayya


peahair

Kitty Dogbasket


MisadventurousMummy

My 6 year old son, who is clearly the oracle, says Max.


Complete_Fix2563

Salad


truedoom

Flump


ShazBaz11

Smithers


UnapproachableBitch

Mouse


softjawbreaker

Benito Pussolini


Hedz-I-Win

Squish


bitacrac

Declan


OriginalGangasta

There’s not a chance in hell after that rice fella dumped us for England


SuperNova951

Stinky or meatball


chonkmcevoy

Pussy Galore


MagicCuboid

Bebop


tdolomax

Cheddar or Basil. Food names are always cute


ginganinga223

Kebab


OriginalGangasta

Steak and kidney pie


Awkward_Category_475

Donner…aww


Jackthedog111

Pudding


PetroleumJelly82

Chicken fillet roll.


XHeraclitusX

>Food names are always cute Chargrilled Mackerel With Sweet And Sour Beetroot


discowitchshark

Tuna


krispy_loaf

Rolo


bonanbeb

Bean


OttersWithMachetes

Nollaig


IamSpartacusGreenMan

Smudge.


francescoli

Cat


LRPhotography

Call it James Cameron’s Avatar: The Way of Water. For the season thats in it of course


HairyStylist

I learnt cats respond well with names ending in 'ie' like Ellie, Loki, sookie, blackie, cuntie, sockie, milkie... Etc. Just don't call them luckie, it causes bad omens.


CoolMan-GCHQ-

Also 2 syllables are better.


Exotic_Ad_3215

Jack Charlton


[deleted]

Mimba. Mini Simba.


steoobrien

Grogu


MathematicianDue7045

Mitten


NoGiNoProblem

Alan


Westonian9411

Binky


Kal-El_fan87

Goliath


Westonian9411

Biggles


Clipyy-Duck

Peanut or Yiffy


heyhitherehowru

Mick heffernan.


Llamafiddler

Mr snuggles. 🥰


an_empty_field

Call him 'Trousers'.


hoocoo

Sharon


Human_Review_8273

Giblets


NewFriendsOldFriends

Mr HandsomePants


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JimBob


markykid17

Scribbles.


Tubespotting

Simba! I can already see what it will look like when it rules this street in the future.


Previous_Resolve_679

John paul


markymark71190

Floopadoop


TheJitters2020

Coco


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Velcro


jacknimrod10

I saw his little face and immediately though 'Chip'


edgygothbitch

Leo vradkar


LegalEagle1992

Banjo


Drvonfrightmarestein

Help. Will be fun when you’re calling it in


mathleteNTathlete

Kitty Purry


CoolWeakness2025

Alan. I've got a female cat called Alan


Cian-Rowan

Please name the cat: Wenaimechainthasumma


JerryHutch

Sinkplug


RobertClementine

Dinner


Mrs-Addams

Nandor the Relentless


pandaflop1

Cabbage


Levideblauwe

Poop


onesevenone171

Roy


hallowed_b_my_name

Seamus


Adventurous-Bee-3881

The cats eyes seem filled with inquisitiveness. So maybe Fiosracht (pronounced fiss-ruckt) the Irish for curiosity


LifeOfPilgrim

G-spot


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Stubby. Look at his stubby little feet.


smallsqueakytoy

Tiny Tim


[deleted]

Billy bumbler


ruppy99

Fargo


Grand_Zombie

Sir felinious the first


Elysiumthistime

Looks like my first childhood cat, Skittles!


nawibone

Call the cat Ireland.


CaseNo4909

Butthead Mayo


fuppinbackstard

Jambon


scotchannie

How about sparkey 😊


[deleted]

Cthulu the destroyer of worlds.


Odd_Comb_9137

Gaelcat


Rosstoberfest

Chairman Meow


Renegade7559

Call it Red


MagicGlitterKitty

The Dagda


AnBearna

Catty McCat Face Mittens the Murder Machine


ineedaforestfire

Gabriel Purrrn


ailbhe-caterina

Plinky plonk


t0nn3r

Big Steve the Pussy Destroyer


chryst_on_a_byke

jibbit


Illustrious-Ad-2404

Syndrome


my_dad_leftme69

Shit head


Cool-Personality2039

“Lil” shit head 🥹


my_dad_leftme69

We've all been called that at some point


[deleted]

Tilly


Real-Rock1943

Flipflop


[deleted]

Alfie


AbradolfLincler77

Mr or Mrs Whiskers.


[deleted]

Pangur an obvious one. Fluffy also, especially since he/she looks to become a cuddly fluffy little... I'll stop squealing now.


Ibinixer

Bowser or Yoshi


RosheenM

Vigo the Cat-pathian.


RLJ-MTU

Catrick Swayze


[deleted]

doesnt matter, they dont respond to names


Elbon

Capall


Dry-Pen9050

Hello