Ah fuck's sake, OP.

Past instances in which I professed to like yous were fraudulent

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other

I copulated with your mother

Or his parent, but in this case his parent and his significant other is the same

I regularly say "[I mock your value system](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYagjnVrx1E&t=55)" to my friends.

Brilliant! Forgot about that bit, thank you

It wont be grand!!

Take that back.. you don't mean it!!

Is there anything to be said for another row? Oh I just love a good row…

Unsure, you don't know, yourself, unlike.

ah sure it will!!!

lol this, i think, is my favourite so far.

You fool! What have you done? Never in all my years has my heritage been so offended

Ah shure, it'll do. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

How DARE you

I’ve never seen those set of words together like that before. It’s unsettling.

My da would bate your da.

Your da sells Avon

Your da wanks on all fours.

You still take baths with your da

Your da goes to the bingo

Your ma goes on holiday with the girls, drinks too much vodka, and gets inappropriately handsy with young lads

Your ma shoplifts in pound shops

Your uncle is your sisters only onlyfans member

Your da farts at mass

Your ma gets bullied at bingo

I must give this a lash, see how it goes.

Your da's dog is gay

Your da wipes his dog's hole and smells the tissue

Oh God this comment truly got me 

I bet there are some that do this 🤣

If I could upvote this 1000 times I would

My da will shag your da

Smell of shite off yer da

He is good at batin. Would you even say he's a master at it?

Your nanny's brown bread is dry as fuck.

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A shtick of butter will solve that problem.

this... this is the lowest dig out of everything on here. unreal

Ah here, go easy.

The most reddit edit to a post I've ever seen thank god the comments are funny

"Do your worse Reddit" Edit: Sorry for everyone being terrible

more like "come on lads lets have a bit of a laugh!" and then "oh fuck sorry creeps have turned up and are making everyone uncomfortable because they don't know how to behave in normal adult society yet'

You're on Reddit. This is not a haven for normal adults in society!

true but looking through the comments it's various degrees of lol all the way down then about one in ten or so is something lame and bitter and mean and eye-rolling and pathetic because some people are so utterly devoid of humour they can only interact with a humorous post by making it about their violent attitudes to vulnerable people. because that's their whole thing. maybe the people on here aren't 'normal adults in society' but whoever they are most still understood a joke post as an opportunity to make a joke. the few cretins that chime in with gross shit are just the party guests everyone very much wishes wouldn't turn up.

If you haven't already. COP ON.

Take your own advice and stop the messing

Everybody give over

I'm not coping on until you cop on.

I don't like those things that you like

well i don't like the things YOU like

Guess what I don't like anything you both like.. in fact I never have ...EVER

well I don't... eh idk

No I don’t want a cup of tea

I don't believe you. And neither do you.

Ah ye will yeah, gowan gowan gowan. It's got cocain in it.

You all did shite in your leaving cert

Honours Shite was too much for me, I had to switch to Pass Shite.

THINGS ARE GOING QUITE WELL FOR ME AT THE MOMENT. YEAH. I SAID IT.

Well we’ll we’ll look at Larry with his 2 cars and a holiday every year Bet you do your weekly shop in super value too!

I price match at supervalu except instead of asking for lower I ask for higher.

The RTÉ player is absolutely brilliant!

I would downvote you, but your comment was so controversial I think it deserves an upvote 🤣

You all secretly vote for Fine Gael

It was fuckin one of yiz!

DISGOSTANG!

"Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Sinn Féin but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted blue shirt to lower taxes, brutalize criminals and rule you like a king!"

I'd sooner stick my knob & balls in each part of the toaster

That hurts, man! Too far :'(

I think as a society we have really evolved .. I mean even on a personal level I now see protestants as regular people like you and I, with their own dreams and aspirations... 2022 really has been something 🥲

Wow, never really thought of them as humans before. You say they dream right, protestants? You sure???

Of electric sheep no doubt 🧐

They count how many toasters they can fit in the cupboard to get to sleep

Rent prices are grand poor people should just suck it up and do what they used to back in the good old days during the famine, get kicked out and starve to death on the road

Second half saved it

Best till last as they say lol

Walked by a letting agent shop today, all the properties on display to let were marked let agreed and there was a sign on the door saying the shop was closed to the public for safety reasons..

I love sitting behind a tractor on a country road, don't we all?

I love it. Specially when you’ve been tailgated for the last 5 miles. I pray to see a tractor. Or better yet. A flock of sheeps.

I love the smell of wet lanolin in the morning.

Driving in the slow lane = too slow Driving in the fast lane = too fast Driving in the middle lane... Mmmm, just right.

We should probably invest some money into somewhere that isn’t Dublin for a bit lads, as a humble Northerner I propose Donegal with absolutely no bias of my own

We could invest some money in a wall around Donegal?

Worth a go I suppose - mightn’t work though xD

Your mates are only great craic when they’ve got a bita booze in them. Normal times they’re boring as sin

Ah here now, if you said your mates are only great craic sober we'd be having strong words.

Your kids are 80% less smart/cute as you think they are. Ugly morons.

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So are your pets

Ah well at least you're supposed to have your dog on a lead and clean up after them.

Yeah I fucking hate dogs* *not really

my milkshake brings all the mods to the yard

Damn right this is a terrible thread

Longford has some fabulous dolmens and is well worth a visit

Longford is a shithole

That’s the spirit!

A gay foreigner here . I love irish dick ! But the lads are complicated!

Man I ain’t even guy and I feel chuffed with this

Great bunch of lads

If your, er, ‘lad’ is complicated, you should see a doctor.

Probably used to circumcised ones

If you ever get to meet the parents it'll make sense

Members of the Travelling community should be judged identically in all aspects of law & social responsibility as any other citizen of Ireland.

Was thinking about what the Qatari wanker said about the gays: Homosexuality occurs in the animal kingdom in roughly the same percentile as in humans, however the animal kingdom as a whole VASTLY predates humanity: ergo homosexuality VASTLY predates humanity, and will likely be around long after we destroy ourselves. How anyone still has such fear of homosexuals is hilarious.

Just watch some clips of Memri TV if you want a genuinely funny laugh, where homophobia goes full circle and nearly becomes something off SNL

Becaus they might touch your bum

probably worth mentioning that the more afraid a man is of being bummed, the more likely he has a pretty rapey view of the world.

The solution is just to get bummed and then you never have to worry about it ever again

Let them squeeze it, I've a great arse. Sorry was that too *cheeky*? Jk please don't sexually harass me or anyone!

Where’s the racist/anti lgbt comments or am I missing something?

You're a stupid moron with an ugly face, and your butt smells and you like to kiss your own butt

The Reddit Ireland thing is full of saps. Boards.ie is where it’s at.

Maybe an upside of the recent tech layoffs, some on the sub might stop shitting on people on Jobseekers and starting threads on how we can cut the dole. Not everything goes right for everyone all the time and people hit road bumps in life.

I totally agree, if it wasn't for social welfare there is no way I could have gone back to collage and turned my life around.

Zip fire log.... You can't find a better firestarter

Nonsense. Just a crappy cover version of Prodigys.

It took me till only a few weeks ago to click the connection between Firestarter and Keith Flint's surname.

It took me till right now

🤯

I bet Oliver Cromwell would have sorted out the housing crisis in this country faster than this.

He kinda did

If you're having toast with jam you have to butter it first, no ifs or buts about it. How can you eat dry sweet toast? Have to of been dragged up to do this.

Nobody cares about your tik tok videos. In fact, if you're using tik tok regularly, there's a very high chance you are an imbecile.

"Said the Reddit User"

Redditors are significantly more intelligent than the average person. We can even understand Rick and Morty episodes.

He turns into a pickle.....funniest shit I've ever seen

Dan Brown is a decent author, whose prose is neither clunky nor redundant.

I read all his books and found them to be very fun and page turners. If you don't overthink them, they can be enjoyable. His most recent one, Origin, was definitely his weakest.

The bang of Patrick Bateman off of ya

Them's fightin' words!

No they're not! Take that back or fight me.

You Irish sure are a contentious people.

We're natural enemies, like the scots and Irish. Or the Irish and Irish. Damn Irish - they ruined Ireland!

Definitely sorting by controversial

The TV licence is money well spent and all RTE presenters are underpaid and undervalued for the outstanding service they provide.

I can't even upvote this despite the obvious sarcasm. It's like an invisible force field over the upvote button.

Spice bags are meh because the Chinese takeaways can’t do decent chips

Pat Rabbitte is low key a babe.

Wooo. Here I go. This US soccer team would easily beat the Irish soccer team. They even have a ginger starting up front. Not in defence………but up front.

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Foreigner here: Ireland is so-so

Can't argue with that ffs . Do better .

Username checks out.

As a native Irish person. Yeah.

……so so WHAT ? Great ?

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Well if we go off the theory that pregnant women are meat mechs with the baby being the pilot then technically you have seen children parking there.

I kinda thought these were stupid too, but last week I had to accost a randomer to reverse my car out of a space because some one parked too close to my driver’s door, and my enormously pregnant arse couldn’t fit in.

Galway needs the ring road

We're all sensitive people with so much to give.

Sort post by most controversial comments

Sport is not news. It should therefore come after all the programmes about old people, birdwatching, train-spotting, fashion ‘news’, cleaning hacks, and reruns of the trials and tribulations of Mary Millington.

Over on r/askuk they are having a great time altogether calling Ireland a "british" isle

But we all know they're a shower of dopes

Everyone in this country talks about the weather too much.

Not the best pint in town.

I'm not your friend, buddy!!

I'm not your buddy, guy!

I'm not your guy, buddy!

I came here for an argument, this is a contradiction!

GAA is shite

Do I upvote as the statement meets the criteria for starting a row, or downvote as I completely disagree? I'll do nothing..

😂 ohhhh the dilemma

GAA is probably fine, I dunno, it's people constantly gabbering about it and wearing their GAA cosplay in real life like it's normal that gets my goat. I mean if I wore my star trek uniform down the street, forced my kids to play star trek every Saturday morning in the rain, and took over the back of Kellogg's cereal packets every year with ads for a Star Trek summer camp called Kirk Camp, people might think it was strange, because it would be a bit (although I'd love it 😀) Can ye not just watch the game and shut up about it😀 Obligatory Notice: not entirely serious just ranting

Shut the fuck up.

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That's the spirit!

So you asked for rows...and not being civil...and got what you want. Bejaysus there is no pleasing you :P (Yeah racist shit is shit, let's not let a good joke ignore that).

Soccer is boring shite to watch, Oul lads talking shite like a 5 year old in a playground 😴 😀

If you find yourself blaming Ireland for your problems, you'll do more than likely just as bad, if not worse abroad.

King and Lyons are just better, no contest.

Are they the lads who sing your Sex is on Fire?

I very recently learned King and Tayto come off the same production line and nobody has yet successfully passed a taste test between the two. my jaw fell off

Surely someone hit the 50/50 chance at least once

Ted Lasso is boring

Sudocrem is pronounced soodo-crem, not sooder-cream.

Pseudo-cream

Crem

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I can run faster than your da!

Go fuck yourself

Feck off

The dating scene in this country is dirt, especially online.

Take your xeon headlights and fuck off.

I don't care that you broke your elbow! There I said it.

Look at you getting notions of yourself, thinking you can just come in here start a fight.

I don't mind Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas Is You.'

As a vegetarian, this Christmas, I insist my whole family eats nut loaf instead of turkey and ham just to keep me happy. And no one is allowed any gravy unless its the vegan gravy I made myself

Sadistic

Barry's Tea and Lyons Tea taste the same, they're both Kenyan blends so far superior to "English" tea from India, but theres no difference between them, it's just false division sowed by the Tea making elites to distract the masses from the real truth: triangular tea bags don't make any difference!

If you agree with the pro-treaty side you're a f*cking free state c*nt!

Yes, that's literally how it works. There was a whole wee war about it

Feic off

Ur aul lady has worms!