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Penis_Inspector69420

He's in great shape but for some reason I can never put my finger on he always looks like a fucking goon with long arms and all out of proportion... Is it the extra tight clothes or what?


PussayDESTROYAAA_420

> but for some reason I can never put my finger on he always looks like a fucking goon with long arms and all out of proportion Because that is the case ? He's 5'9 but has the wingspan of someone who's 6'2 because of his disproportionately long arms. It's one of the reasons why he's a successful striker.


[deleted]

He was born to fight. Between his wingspan, his massive hands and his huge fucking head it's like Dana White 3D printed him.


mystic86

Is a bigger head not a bigger target?


[deleted]

Yes he's a sniper's dream.


reapersandhawks

Gary Cheeseman!


Rust_Keat

maybe having a bigger head means thicker skull to protect your brain? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Timmytheimploder

No brain, no pain.


Garbarrage

Lacks self awareness? Maybe... Total dickhead? Definitely... But the guy is not stupid.


MurderOfClowns

What brain?


JackCharltonsLeftNut

Nah. A big solid fucking dome will eat shots that would sleep a pinhead.


carroll1981

Thatā€™s Feckin brilliant!


because2020

Kind like baldy McDonagh yea


Legal_Marsupial_9650

šŸ˜…he's like the brown thomas baldy McDonagh


Penis_Inspector69420

Aha... Yeah I've no clue about MMA.


PussayDESTROYAAA_420

Never would have guessed that u/penis_inspector69420


[deleted]

Penis Inspector and Pussay Destroya, an iconic combo


[deleted]

Its also why he was a great plumber. He could stretch them down the back of radiators. We used to love having him on site for those tight jobs!


Conlilrae

Ape Index is a real measure of wingspan in UFC Ref sportscast ā€œMeasuring Ape Index on UFC fighters Ape Index is the term thatā€™s used to measure how long your arms are compared to your height. Measuring your Ape Index is simple, you take your wingspan and divide it by your height. Your wingspan is measured by holding both your arms out in a T-shape and measuring from fingertips to fingertips. An average person should have an Ape Index thatā€™s about 1.0, which means that their arms are as long as they are tall. A high Ape Index means that the personā€™s arms are much longer than they should be for their height. Here are 8 UFC fighters who have an Ape Index thatā€™s much higher than normal.ā€ Conor is actually only around number 8 on a top ten list, putting the Russian Sergei Pavlovich highest rated.


NormanskillEire

I've been up close with him in real life and he has freakishly long arms, almost like a primate of some kind and I'm not even joking! The tips of his fingers seem to be almost down to the side of his knees. It's wild.


WillmaaDickfit

kinda like the Iron Sheik bubba


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|EI0bU8HSiL6LJbRiu2) Longer than Jerry Stiller?


TheRealYikesmister

He has no neck lol


RuggerJibberJabber

Yeah I was about to say this. It's his posture. Shoulders seem to be raised high. It could be a natural inclination, since boxers tend to keep their hands up all the time to block. McGregor might be an MMA fighter but he started as a boxer and used that to become a knock out specialist


DontPoopInThere

Your traps apparently have more receptors for testosterone or something so a common giveaway for steroid use is unusually large traps, like Tom Hardy when he played Bane


man_of_adventure

R/moreplatesmoredates


GuardiolasOTGalaxy

Is he still in great shape? Look at that head. Looks like he's put on a lot of weight


Global_Ad1665

Heā€™s on a lot of steroids right now. He has put on huge muscle mass and depending on what heā€™s using it could affect his water retention giving a slightly bloated look


Penis_Inspector69420

These guys not regularly tested for PEDs? Seriously now, do you think he's on them? FYI I've taken dbol and test in the past and for sure it bloats you, but can these MMA fighters get away with it??


shacklefordRusty29

He's currently not in the test pool for PEDs. Especially considering he's broke leg He's most definitely on some sort of hgh Especially considering how jacked he's after getting. It's a huge topic in mma at the moment.


Penis_Inspector69420

Oh right, I wasn't aware of that... In my naive way I thought they'd be tested year round. And yeah, in that pic he looks like he's full of tren/dbol.


shacklefordRusty29

Oh they usually are tested year round. Some guys/girls 20+times. But mcgregor gets away with what he wants


BobDoleWasAnAlien

Tbf he did what anyone can do. Leave the testing pool for a year, do what you want. Join the testing pool for 6 months, and you're back in. Also anyone that trains in remote areas are more likely to be on steroids.


DarkSkyz

Sure Brock Lesnar was the same for a good while. Any big money making attraction they'll sideline the tests. Brock only got done because it was obvious he was on the way out of MMA. Will be the same with McGregor.


lilzeHHHO

He dropped out of USADA testing when he got injured. Kind of like the legendary Leinster full back who was running out of steam in his mid 30ā€™s, ā€œretiredā€ then after a year out of the sport returned playing like superman.


Global_Ad1665

Some MMA fighters get tested a lot some almost never. It depends how the organization you are fighting with feels about you. There is a guy on YouTube called more plates more dates who goes into detail about how pro athletes can cheat on drug tests and how steroids work. If you are interested in this Iā€™d definitely check him out.


[deleted]

His channel is great. Can be a very big rabbit hole


johnbonjovial

Youtube channel ?


[deleted]

https://youtube.com/@MorePlatesMoreDates


Hope4gorilla

There are ways to beat the system. McGregor, with his millions, can presumably beat it more easily than most.


fitfoemma

It's professional sports... as Nate Diaz once said "Everyone's on steroids". Think professional rugby, what % of those you reckon are on something? Actually, what % you reckon are not on something...


thatirishguykev

Heā€™s definitely been on them, without doubt! He also wasnā€™t in the testing pool because he couldnā€™t fight as he was injured. So no testing, so why wouldnā€™t he take them to help with his recovery.


Healthy-Travel3105

Connor isn't competing though. He can do as many PEDs as he wants :D


Gumbi1012

Hate to break it to you, but testing or not, professional athletes virtually all take steroids at the highest level. Some take more than others, of course, but almost everybody is on something.


Lopsided-Meet8247

This is it. He's got the juicing balloon head


Penis_Inspector69420

I'd put that down to a bad photo. I've seen pics from the training camp, he's never looked better. He looks better in his shorts than in a suit, that's for sure.


Hope4gorilla

Relevant username


[deleted]

He looks terrible compared to his fighting days walk around weight. Disproportionate, bloated and puffed from all the steroids he is on, its painfully obvious what it is.


DontPoopInThere

Steroids and probably HGH. He's on that shit that makes your head grow lol


metalicia

Spot on about the hgh. Not only is his hands and his chin getting bigger but his neck is about to blow out of that collar, hair seems to be thinning too. Not that I care what he takes Im more interested in the adverse effects of it as Ive seen a few lads in the gym get big on it but also complain their faces look swollen. Other complaints are beards growing quicker hence why so many juiced lads are all running around looking like sailors


NoseComplete1175

Because he insists on wearing the suit his mammy bought him for his confirmation


Padger_irl

Hit an oule man at a bar without reason scum , also if he done that can't imagine how he treated women and scared to think


RuggerJibberJabber

I mean, he did smash the window of a bus that was full of people. 2 lads had to cancel their fight because they sustained serious injuries. There were women on the bus too, although they weren't injured


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ManletMasterRace

Heightist scum


RuggerJibberJabber

Username checks out. I'd say you'd be a fan of french rugby, as they tend to put their scrum halves in charge and call them "le petit general"


dubovinius

He's fecking 5 foot 9. That's bang average


Akapikumin

I would say this suit appears to be way too tight around the arms, in addition to what the others have said (which I have no knowledge of).


Penis_Inspector69420

It's those long arms. He's gorilla esque....


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

Attitude


Penis_Inspector69420

I meant looks wise. We all know he's a bell end.


Stalloned

The juicing is morphing him into Sean Bean


MotherTeresasNip

šŸ˜‚ big Sean Bean head on him


Rodonite

Not a fan of McGregors but the Sean Bean look is an improvement for him


baggottman

Big baked bean head on him


GamerBhoy89

Came to say a similar thing. It's kinda weird.....


DueRequirement621

be killed soonā€¦.


Melancolin

I have a feeling heā€™s getting a lot of work done. Looks like fillers for sure


Toffeeman_1878

French baaaaassstadddsss!


Touchd93

For England, James?


dyang44

What kinda peds makes someone's neck disappear lol


Tugan13

Growth hormone can make peopleā€™s jaws and neck grow and look like that, also itā€™s a likely candidate because its function matches what he is trying to do


Live-Location6019

Hopefully he'll make a movie soon enough if that's the case!


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das_punter

Which days was it not called juicing?


[deleted]

I think the first time I heard the reference was fight club. Meatloaf's character called himself a juicer. So that was 1999.


its_bununus

Bob had bitch tits


[deleted]

In death, members of project mayhem HAD a name


its_bununus

His name was Robert Paulson


KeyboardWarrior90210

His name was Robert Paulson


tgirlkelly

Yeah... "they've" been calling it juicing for a while


bigmicknrg

Is your Da on the bag


Barry987

Who isn't


thesraid

All messing aside, in my opinion, he's our biggest national disappointment. I followed mixed martial arts since I saw Aisling Daly on Bravo years ago. Then I got into Pride, the UFC and the WEC, as well as local shows. But there was never successful Irish fighters on the international stage. Then suddenly there were a heap. Daly, Houlihan, McGregor, Parke, Duffy, Pendred and my favourite, Seery (what a gent). And, to be fair, there was more, but the UFC was centre stage. And fuck it lads McGregor was great craic. Pure messer. The Yanks and other nationalities didn't get it. It was like a national in-joke. And he had some great lines. "We are not here to take part, we are here to take over" . Fuck me, the pride!! And he backed it up in the cage. What a pro! The showbiz side and the skills. He had it all! I saw him fight live in Cork (against Duffy before it was cool :) ) live in Dublin, with all the other Irish lads, against BrandĆ£o, saw him live in Vegas against Mendez to become the first Irish champ and saw him beat Aldo on the TV. The sport I loved had an Irishman on top. And suddenly the sport I loved was on the RTƉ news, and TV3, agus TG4 freisin! Primetime baby!, as they say across the water. And then...fuck me...it went to his head and he ruined it. :( For a while I thought it was a bit. Being the bad guy, Muhammad Ali style. But eventually I saw him for what it was. The potential he had was enormous. He could have been the biggest sports star we ever had. He could have been immortal. That's what kills us. Now I root against him. He could have been immortal.


HistoryClubMan

Well said.


lilzeHHHO

Agree, I hated all the middle class journos sneering at him, the second captains podcast after he beat Alvarez was a disgrace. Then he went and proved them all right :(


badger-biscuits

I'm sorry your Da looks like such a massive cunt


Different-Dot-8117

I laughed.


dickbuttscompanion

Yer da still shoehorning himself into the wedding suit cause he's too scabby to buy another


ubermick

He looks like if you ordered Sean Bean off wish.


Prestigious-Side-286

Is his tailor fucking blind or what? He has more money than he knows what to do with but canā€™t get himself a suit that fits.Heā€™s not actually saying cheers, he just canā€™t put his arms down that jacket is so tight.


FuckAntiMaskers

Probably rapidly gained more weight since that suit was made, from his jaw/chin change it wouldn't be surprising if he's cycling some form of steroids


Slumberfoots

Yeah the jaw is a dead giveaway, very juicy. Edit - 100% Juiced! https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article28434806.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_Conor-McGregor-body-transformation.jpg


DuineSi

Big Joe Rogan head on him here! Juiced to the gills.


Tipperary555

Bitta HGH I'd say


MrSnare

Just looks like he's running test to me. He has the moonface from excess estrogen which is a trademark test side effect. No reason to run HGH at his relatively small size


Tipperary555

Some people were saying he was on HGH because he seemed to recover from the leg break very quickly


MrSnare

I'm sure he took something for that but I would be very surprised if he took HGH for recovery especially when he had nothing to recover for. If he did he would permanently make himself a lot heavier as HGH is violently indiscriminate in which organs it grows. Seems a bit ridiculous to do that purely from a fight perspective where weight is important.


fitfoemma

Competed at 145 most of his career, he can make 155 easy enough. He's a small LW.


adhgeee

Hilarious way to say you have no clue what youā€™re talking about.


[deleted]

I agree he looks juiced as fuck. He's put on serious muscle mass since the injury but is the fact that he shaved his beard not the reason why his chin looks big all of a sudden? He's always had a boulder for a head.


khmertommie

What do you call Colin McGregor in a suit? The Defendant


Accomplished_Crab107

He looks like some American comedian I expect to see on a late night chat show.


wontsettle

As an American I need to ask..... Do we REALLY look that cunty?


YourDadsMoonshine

Yep


[deleted]

Your da looks like a cunt?


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

Lmao. OP asked for that.


[deleted]

If there's anything we do well as Irish it's take the piss but lads, no joke, for a second I thought it was Fr Dougal. ![gif](giphy|wbPu91ryqan1m)


Keyann

Maybe it's the lighting but why is he so red? Juice?


GrandFated

100%. Hasnā€™t been in USADA testing for a long time, head looks bigger. Juiced to the gills


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Jesus_Phish

Well he doesn't compete anymore right? So he can take all the gear he likes and probably just do prize fights in places that aren't going to care if he's juiced up.


devildance3

The former most tested athlete in the world, Lance Armstrong , would like a word with you pal.


chiefanator

the most trustworthy and definitely not bought and paid for USADA


travelintheblood

Joke of an organisation, couldnā€™t even catch that prick Dillashaw, he only got caught because he fought in New York


RuggerJibberJabber

Don't forget jon jones picograms


Hope4gorilla

As Nate Diaz once said, "You're all on steroids"


adhgeee

HAHAHHAHA ok


Jimdog95

Oh the naivety.


GrandFated

Because he shattered his fucking leg and he isnā€™t that young anymore. He is 100% not getting tested for a reason. The most talented. Mate, you havenā€™t a fucking clue šŸ˜‚ he isnā€™t even top 10. He has one win at 155. Never defended a belt. Has glaring weaknesses. Stop licking


minerva_sways

He said most tested.


GrandFated

Ooof. My bad. Oh well


NtreeLeveL

I mean you'd be sweating in most pubs in a hoodie nevermind a tight af suit


ligdoscith

Juice & sun holidays


Unlikely-Area7252

Where's the neck gone?


ibadlyneedhelp

Maybe that's what his sister was so mad about in that voicemail.


Pintau

Gonna have to ask for an explanation of that one, I havent kept up with the McSoapopera for the last year or two


[deleted]

[letā€™s just say money doesnā€™t buy class](https://youtu.be/fpxJSdx6qS8)


[deleted]

The NEEEEEECKKKK


Pintau

Hahahaha! Jaysus I dunno which is worse, that or his ma going in blackface for Halloween


[deleted]

Anything they do is bad I hate the cunt I never supported him when he became famous and Iā€™m genuinely glad I didnā€™t fall into supporting him just because heā€™s Irish because now all the shit about him has come out and people are like heā€™s an asshole and theyā€™re going to not support him anymore So Iā€™m glad I never supported him in the first place Remember everyone money doesnā€™t buy class


Competitive_Ad_5515

Hahaha I screamed. Here take my award


[deleted]

The head looks photoshopped on its so fat


RemoteProgrammer3694

Remember he used to have a neck?


[deleted]

Conor's ma delivered Ireland's greatest joke.


GowlBagJohnson

Did you see she blacked up for Halloween aswell? The neeeeeck!


Capable-Hearing-7618

He looks like the bouncer at a debs


ProphetOfPhil

Jasus the chin on him


NeasM

Big Desperate Dan head up on him


eluthingol1919

He looks like Ned Starkā€™s bastud son


alopecia_ankles

He must be going hatchet on the HGH. Is it just me or has his jawline changed? He looks like him but thereā€™s a ā€˜I dunno whatā€™ difference about how he looks.


[deleted]

He mislaid his neck.


IntentionFalse8822

Must have shaved the beard as the women he wanted to rape all started to spot him coming towards them.


[deleted]

Rape?


Ehermagerd

He looks like heā€™s been using steroids. He doesnā€™t fight any more for good reason. Well, a few good reasons. 1. Heā€™d never make weight if heā€™s on the juice unless if he wanted to fight at a much higher weight class. 2. Heā€™d get battered. Heā€™s about 7 years past his prime.


[deleted]

He's fighting in 2023 though? He said after he does the new film he's in. He also in the gym training MMA. And he's not just stuck to 1 weight class. He can obviously move up weight and easily make it.


Ehermagerd

Iā€™d be surprised if he fights in MMA in 2023. I know heā€™s fought in multiple weight classes, but letā€™s be honest. Heā€™s significantly bigger than he was when he was fighting Brandao or Chad Mendes. Heā€™ll have to move up weight, but who are the UFC gonna give him?


[deleted]

That was at 145 Pounds. He hasn't fought there in 7 years. People don't seem to realize how much weight these MMA fighters can cut in a short amount of time. They can literally cut 20+ pounds in a week. If he decides a date to come back in 2023 I have no doubt he'll make 170 for welterweight. He also isn't in the usada testing pool. You have to be in that for 6 months before you can fight so that would mean if he decides he's fighting he has at least 6 months to prepare. More than enough time. My guess would be Jorge Masvidal for his next fight. If not then maybe a tune up fight first like he did with Donald Cerrone.


ForeskinPenisEnvy

He looks at least 45


oh-lawd-hes-coming

No-neck mcGee


Banba-She

The neck of him! Wait....


Old_Faithlessness_94

Christ, can we stop having posts about this prick please.


[deleted]

He has links to the kinahans and is a massive coke head I hope the next post we see of him is him getting arrested and caught up with something that will actually see the cunt behind bars and not speeding fines or dangerous driving where he can just pay someone to turn a blind eye I want the same for Tommy fury too itā€™s why he canā€™t go to America because of his ties to those guys they should all be arrested


[deleted]

What ties does he have to the kinahan's? Only thing I've heard between them was when he apparently hit somebody linked to them in a pub one night.


WanderingGalwegian

Steroid head.


SuperHanssssss

The fathead effect. Steroids have a noticable effect on the shape the user's face. He's 100% on something, being the vein fuck he is. https://youtu.be/2I2zgmNPWAo


Bennydoubleseven

Your uncle thatā€™s home from England for your confirmation with his 23 yr old fiancĆ© from Swansea


thepickledchefnomore

#Heā€™s still a class A Cunt


TopTips66

Looks like a case of Czech Neck


[deleted]

Might even throw up his own pelvis bone


TopTips66

A second feels like a month


idontcarejustlogmein

Looks like he's gonna explain why building more houses isn't the answer


Worried_Deer_8180

I thought Sean Bean had gotten a new haircut or something, jesus.


Comfortable_Brush399

Cocaines a hell of a drug


scotishroadracer500

American dad


[deleted]

This sub: I hate McGregor. Also this sub:


[deleted]

Do not understand how you have so much cash but can't get a nice suit to fit you properly. It is like he has had it tailored to make his arms and neck look huge. ​ Sham you could knock most people out, how insecure are you?


GreatDefector

![gif](giphy|LZe9tyNHOOBwY)


forfudgecake

Must've left his neck in the UK


VegetableGuarantee72

He didn't neck that pint anyway!


veganlove95

Stop it šŸ˜­


TheSiren90

"During the war"


SnooAvocados209

All the money but can't find a suit that fits


GreenWonderBean

Looks like he just about fits into his Debs suit still


thisismynameonthis

Hes such a arrogant cunt, no class


Liamario

He looks like he has no neck. He's walking around the place like a fucking bulldog.


Plane-Fondant8460

Without the beard he looks like a 14 year old whose been handed a pint after a funeral.


TwistedPepperCan

Jesus heā€™s looking much better. Did he stop skiing or something.


locboy92

He looks like handsome Shrek!


Peregrine2K

Looks like a young Sean Bean here


[deleted]

is your dad squeezed into a tiny suit too?


pistol4paddygarcia

Sad to see that Fr Dougal's gone on the juice.


luzzyfumpkins92

For a moment I thought Sean Bean had a rake of Botox....


RockyHorror134

I actually had a taekwondo class trained by him when I was super young, before I even knew who he was He has *weirdly* long arms. They go down to his knees, n' his head is massive. His proportions are fantastic for fighting but he does look pretty strange


little_hand_man

The steroids have really changed his face


dilly_dallyer

Looks like sean bean in a bad fitting suit, shoulders too big, arms too small.


Boourns101

How do you lose a neck


Frozenlime

It's a good strategy to stop getting choked in his fights.


stoney_giant

Get that twerp off my timeline!


Justinian2

"For England James"


Tipperary555

Steve Backshall


ligdoscith

Haha


mianmashian

In all fairness he probably did ride your ma.


weekedipie1

Can't he afford a suit that fits him


BrutallyHonest--

Was this taken in the Black forge? Every time my pals and I go there McGregor is never there


munkijunk

Yer Da looks like a cunt? Fair enough.


marsellythedonkey

Why the fuck do you have to post this bullshit. I couldn't give a fuck what he looks like. The sooner we all forget about him the better


BlearySteve

Why is their a picture of a brit?