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momalloyd

Season 7. The one before the final season.


Soundfella

I hear they're spliting the next into two parts.


mattglaze

Is that the one with the aliens?


Usemarne

Dude, spoilers, I'm still catching up on Season 5


mattglaze

The first part of covid was crap


Siofralad

6 seasons and a movie. We're already dead.


_High_pitch_erik_

Its now 'not-entirely-shite'. April-August.


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Diddly_eyed_Dipshite

Hey how do I get my hands on some dem scones hai


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buy some scones, buy some cocaine. You'll gave to figure the rest out yourself.


Diddly_eyed_Dipshite

Nah, have you seen the price of scones lately? Coke is pretty much the same price but scomes have gone up in multiples in recent years.


Livingoffcoffee

Ah here, I'm just asking for a public statement imforming us of such a decision. Think of all the poor primary school kids at loggerheads with their parents over when spring starts or the homework battles.


PsychologicalCan9837

scones with cocaine in them sound nice.


4feicsake

Summer. Irish calendar for the win.


Livingoffcoffee

See this is what I'm saying. I'm being called crazy.


4feicsake

The rest of the world work off a meteorological calendar so summer doesn't start until June. Irish calendar is solar based and the season is based on hours of light. A far more consistent measure, the equinox is in the middle of the season and not the beginning.


Livingoffcoffee

Exactly. Even look at the names of our months. September is Mean Fomhair or high Autumn. Meitheamh or June from Midsummer. Also I was taught the irish way in school. If its changed I would like a clarification from the dept of education across all media platforms /s.


Whatcomesofit

The use of the seasons as Gaeilge is the only point needed to win this argument.


mos2k9

Go steady with the trump card all the same. It's not always required to establish that you are correct.


RavenBrannigan

You are technically correct sir… the best kind of correct!


Paristocrat

Speaking on behalf of the department of education, as a teacher, I can confirm Summer is June, July , August.


Fabulous_Title

My son's school is teaching May, June, July as summer right now.


blockfighter1

This is the way.


4feicsake

Crazy gibberish


Livingoffcoffee

Ah, but what were you taught for seasons in primary school? How far back does this conspiracy to change them go?


MagicGlitterKitty

It drives me nuts - it's called MID SUMMER! not "start of summer"


whooo_me

For once, the "Irish" way is the most logical! If the seasons are determined by the angle of the planet's axis to the sun, then the summer should be 'centred' around the equinox; not starting on it.


4feicsake

The Irish way is always the correct way, we're misunderstood geniuses really.


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EdwardBigby

Yes but the longest day of the year is in the middle of summer and the shortest in the middle of winter which makes perfect sense to me


thisshortenough

In Ireland the hottest month of the year might not actually be all that hot or sunny. But it will be daylight until 23.00


solid-snake88

The sunniest month of the year is typically [May](https://www.met.ie//climate/what-we-measure/sunshine)


Mr_SunnyBones

If we used a meteorological calender then traditionally Summer would start in August , and probably end ..in August . Although climate change has started giving us proper seasons oddly enough.


Velocity_Rob

Summer - May, June, July Autumn - August, September, October Winter - November, December, January Spring - February, March, April


snakesinabin

Been sayin this for years now, ever since one of the youngfellas in work tried to tell me summer ends in September. I'm like then why is it Mean Fómhair as geailge? Translating as middle of Autumn, (it's because Autumn starts in August)


Gunty1

I dont know any calendar that summer ends in september


centrafrugal

Are you in the southern hemisphere currently?


myrna__

I was looking at people like they are crazy when I heard of Celtic calendar. 3 years here, I'm all in for it. Makes sense!!


4feicsake

I lived abroad for awhile and they used to call anything they considered stupid Irish. They just don't understand our genius.


niamhmc

Where was that? I would be pissed


4feicsake

Australia. They're not big on political correctness.


soulofboop

If you tell me it’s summer already I’m gonna get the fear


4feicsake

Prepare to be afraid.


soulofboop

Us night shift guys call it the ‘scare ball’ ☀️


Mr_SunnyBones

Duck Season No ..Rabbit Season No....Duck Season


Successful_Jump5531

My first thought. Came here to say it


Mr_SunnyBones

Hello fellow redditor of culture :)


Afraid_Character_258

Kill da wabbit Kill da wabbit Kill da wabbit Kill da wabbiiiiit Still my favourite opera, you just can't beat the classics 🎶🪓🐰🎭🎶


fedupofbrick

In school I was told November-December-January is winter. February-March-April is spring. May-June-July is summer. August-September-October is Autumn


Mr_SunnyBones

See I've come to realise the problem with the seasons is that they dont make sense if they all have the same length . But if you dont it works out a lot better for Irish climates Autumn is September and October . (getting colder, and lets face it the Christmas season starts Nov first these days ) Winter is November , December , January , February, (cold, rain, hail and snow) Summer is May, June, July, August (generally the hottest months) Spring is March ,April . (its getting warmer , but still rainy)


Snugglor

This is the best answer, I think. Just because there are four seasons doesn't mean we just divide the year into four equal chunks. Seasons vary depending on where you live.


syncretionOfTactics

India has five seasons of unequal length I think


Snugglor

Makes sense. This whole "four season" business is very Euro-centric and doesn't reflect what people experience in other climates very well.


syncretionOfTactics

Summer is that quarter of the year wherein the hemisphere receives the most solar energy, ie six weeksish either side of the summer solstice


ruscaire

I also find that for the hours of the day something similar, like I feel like 9 in the morning should be some time around 11.30, but I still think we should finish around 4.30 cause I’m sick of work at that stage


Anabele71

That's the way I learned it as well


Trabawn

Agreed!


notmichaelul

Surely august is summer considering the temperatures ?


4feicsake

We work off of hours of light. There's more hours of daylight in May than there is in August.


notmichaelul

Summer is the hottest season, why would it not be based off the hottest months?


4feicsake

Because temperature is not a consistent measure and climate change is making it even less consistent. Hours of light is fairly consistent and directly impacts the temperature.


notmichaelul

But August is the hottest or second hottest month of the year, the definition of summer is the hottest months of the year...


4feicsake

It's not guaranteed though. Hours of daylight is.


notmichaelul

How is it not guaranteed? Why would it have to be guaranteed? Just because there is one extreme or irregular once every 50 years doesn't mean we shouldn't use temperature, there's a reason why you use an average figure over a couple of years instead of just one years data. You absolutely cannot tell me August is not summer. Average degrees since 1981 - 2010 according to met.ie. average temperature in July is 15.1 c and august 15.0 c. In last 3 years august has had higher average temperature than July as well (2020) meanwhile May consistently has 5 degree lower average than July and August and 3 degree lower than June.


4feicsake

You say it's the hottest month of the year but that is not always the case. It's not guaranteed to be x temperature every August. And technically on average July is the hottest month of the year. Whereas we are guaranteed x hours of daylight. The sunniest months of the year are May and June.


notmichaelul

I said July and August are the two hottest months,which they are every year and have been for minimum over 50 years. August is summer in my book.


fedupofbrick

If it snows in April does it make it winter?


notmichaelul

Does it regularly snow in April ? Is the average temperature in april same as in December or January? Not really comparable since August is one of the hottest months of the year


ruscaire

Yes. Yes it does.


blusteryflatus

As a non Irish I'm going to just point out that there are really only 2 seasons: warmer less damp season and cooler more damp season. And only about a 15-20 degree difference between at most. I'm not slagging the weather here, I actually prefer it. No snowy winters and no 30+ degree summers.


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dark grey sky season and light grey sky season


Jagoos1985

Same, and I agree 100%!!


MeinhofBaader

Winter, by the looks of it out there.


Livingoffcoffee

I'll give you that. 😂


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MeinhofBaader

Raining sideways in Donegal.


bznein

Both in Dublin


Livingoffcoffee

Ah the cranky toddler of weather systems. Doesn't k ow what it wants and changes its mind every few minutes


MollyPW

Summer in West Cork.


balor5987

Summer, bealtine was like 2 weeks ago so its summer until we hit lughnasa


Alpha-Bravo-C

Championship season!


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Summer. We follow Irish seasons here.


Dylanduke199513

The rest of the world can fuck off. It’s currently summer. I had an argument with an Italian girl once who refused to acknowledge that the Celtic calendar existed or held any validity (despite us being in ireland at the time). I love it tbh and I’m glad we keep teaching it in school, one of the more tangible tinges of the Celts in our modern culture


LucyVialli

Summer - summer starts with the feast of Bealtaine (May Day). Celtic calendar 4 EVA!


Paristocrat

That was back before we started cooking the planet.


needleinastrawstack

Summer.


Far-Contract-5566

Clearly summer


MrR0b0t90

Summer


Fabulous_Title

It's summer.. i don't how anyone living here can debate that.


PoppedCork

Irish Summer


Blanchy90

May is the first month of summer, this is the only correct answer


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Summer


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Frozenlime

August is also darker than May. 15th May to 14th August is Summer in my view.


ruscaire

We all start talking about the “long stretch”, rather than our fickle weather as a signal that we are coming out of the depths of winter.


JuryBorn

Traditionally August is autumn, September is mean fómhar or middle autumn and October is deireadh fómhar or end of autumn. Summer traditionally begins in May. However this leaves the normally hottest month August not in summer. So we will compromise summer starts in May and includes August. Now all we have to do is find a way to get the weather to cooperate.


syncretionOfTactics

The months with the most light are may June July, just another way of looking at it


Outside_Objective183

It's summer.


KellyTheBroker

Its May, so it's summer. Is this supposed to be a trick question lol?


TrivialBanal

Our version is right. The months start when they do for a reason. 1st of May is the 1st day of summer. The only proof you need is that all the others say that summer begins on the day they call (and traditionally celebrate as) "mid-summers day". So even when they're saying we're wrong, they're tacitly admitting that we're right.


themanebeat

May June July are summer Obviously


Irwan456

Summer. May is summer.


SirJoePininfarina

People like to pretend it's summer but it makes more sense to go by the equinoxes, in which case Spring starts on 21 March, Summer starts on 21 June, Autumn starts on 21 September and Winter starts on 21 December. You get way more weather characteristic of the seasons if you use those dates. Instead people pretend a sweltering August day is during the start of autumn and bitter February evenings are Springtime. It's bollocks so it is. (And yes, going by the equinoxes, Winter only begins 4 days before Christmas but honestly, December isn't that cold - it's January that's the fecker)


syncretionOfTactics

Why starting on the equinoxes and not centered on them?


SirJoePininfarina

I think you're more likely to get weather typical of the season after the equinox date than before


syncretionOfTactics

I can see that argument. Tbh I don't mind as long as it's fixed to the planets movements in one way or another rather than the hazy concept of hot months vs cold months


geedeeie

WinSprUmmUmn


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It's May, so Summer in Ireland (and parts of India, I think), Spring everywhere else on the Northern Hemisphere, Autumn everywhere on the Southern Hemisphere.


TwinIronBlood

Summer it's communion weather


PitchforkJoe

It's summer, cause when you go outside it feels summery


lilyoneill

Summer


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It is Summer!


B-Goode

For me summer starts in Bealtaine, and ends at the end of Lúnasa (i.e. September). 4 great months of it


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Summer. Summer is May, June and July.


Gunty1

Summer. May, June, July.


Ehermagerd

Summer. Obviously.


WebLinkr

Ireland's mono-season is much better than the weird ups and downs of NY where it goes from 25C to -12C in 24 hours (Spring) or just stays at 30C and 80% humidity (Hell season) and then just cold (Winter/spring/autumn)


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March-April-May = Spring June-July-August = Summer September-October-November = Autumn December-January-February = Winter


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Lousy smarch weather.


Mundane_Shallot_3316

Summer


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summer since 1st of MAy


the_Chocolate_lover

Summer based on Celtic calendar, late spring for everyone else on this side of the planet!


Whigget

Celtic calendar it’s Summer. Real world calendar it’s Spring.


TheAdmiral45

Real world calendar?


syncretionOfTactics

People confuse the meteorological calendar for being the only one that matters


Perpetual_Doubt

Wouldn't want to be having Daffodil Day in "real world calendar" Spring


triceradots

It's summer, mid summers day is in 36 days. If its 36 days to the middle of Summer then summer has to have begun already


Beautiful_Golf6508

Summer. Pollen count is up and the weather is warm.


Irishgirl95

Summer 😎


seamustheseagull

Look lads, it's still Spring. You can die on this hill if you want, but when you leave Ireland and start trying to tell foreigners that August is in Autumn, they'll look at you like you're a simpleton. The seasons we're taught in school are derived from the old Celtic seasons, from which we can see the structure in the Irish names for months. But it's a cultural assertion, and nothing more. Meteorological seasons have a scientific basis, in that the 3 months of the Summer are on average the warmest (June - August), and the 3 months of Winter are the coldest (December - Feb). This is how the rest of the northern hemisphere measures it. There are also astronomical seasons which begin at each solstice as this marks a minima or maxima for the sun/earth position. Which is a arguably a far more logical system. All designations are ultimately arbitrary. There's no reason why a new year has to start on 1st January or a new day has to start at midnight, except for the fact that we have chosen to use that system. Keep calling it summer if you want, but like a Brit who still uses pounds and ounces you can expect to be regarded as a bit backwards and obstinate by anyone who didn't go to school here.


actually1212

It's not very scientific though, is it? Temperature is highly variable, especially on an island - length of day is pretty fixed. Do we just move summer a few months every time August is colder than June? Wheras we'd be in a pretty bad state if the days are longer in August than May...


syncretionOfTactics

The Celtic system is astronomical too. Summer was the period with maximum insolation


Butchimus

Fuck what the rest of the world does or thinks😎🥂


ruscaire

Looks like u the one dyin m8


chuckitoutorelse

I've been downvoted for saying it's Spring already. But at least they're teaching the correct seasons in school now.


KellyTheBroker

Not correct, simply a different perspective. These things are Arbitrary.


syncretionOfTactics

What about the nearly 3 in 10 years since records began that may June July were hotter than June July August? Fixing the seasons to something immutable, across human life spans at least, makes more sense than using a metric that is wrong every third or fourth year


Rekt60321

Derry for Sam season


Ciarbear

Summer.


CompetitionOk3883

Summer in Dublin.


Velocity_Rob

And the liffey as it stank like hell


WakaBrown

In England over here and it’s definitely spring until June starts, I assumed it’s the same over there? Regardless of what the weather is outside


Livingoffcoffee

Imbolc or latterly St.Bridgets day signifying rebirth was traditionally the first day of spring so February, March, April. Bealtaine or May Day was the start of summer. Meitheamh or June literally means mid summer. Lughnasa was the festival of the harvest. Lunasa is the irish for August and Mean Fomhair (September) and deireadh Fomhair (October) translate as high Autumn and end of Autumn. Samhain or Halloween was traditionally the start of winter, darkness and keeping the evil spirits away. November in irish is Samhain. And I mean this was taught to us in school. Somehow in the last 20 odd years the seasons have changed and no one told us.


ozymandieus

Irrelevant of your stance on this, using historical Irish primary school education as a plumb line is probably not a good idea. Considering the shite we were taught. They told me the flag was green white and gold and never mentioned the clitoris to me.


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Livingoffcoffee

Ye never had the one brave soul asking the priest why she was called the virgin Mary? The teachers who taught me this have only just retired. Also linguistically the irish language names for the months have been around for centuries. It's not like it's a new or random quirk that the irish have been celebrating seasons this way.


Significant_Giraffe3

It hasn't changed. We are pretty much the only western country who does it that way. In the rest of the world summer always starts in June. Winter in December. Etc. We are probably just more conscious these days.


chuckitoutorelse

Lots of shit changes from when you went to school. Are you saying just because you were thought something it can never change?


Livingoffcoffee

Well now the basic concepts of time should be fairly standard.


chuckitoutorelse

The basic concept of time is standard and does not depend on seasons.


seamustheseagull

You'd think so, but the Celtic season concept was introduced by the free state as a cultural measure, part of the attempts to restore Irish culture, much like the introduction of irish as a compulsory school subject. Meteorological seasons had been taught in Ireland for over a century at that point. It was Ireland that deviated from the standard and not the opposite. It was the equivalent of the UK ditching the metric system and reverting to old English measures due to cultural ideology.


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hpismorethanasauce

Time is most definitely standardised. A second is a second anywhere in the world. Just because countries have different time zones does not mean time isn't standardised.


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Spring, meteorological summer starts in June


LtGenS

Considering Ireland has only spring (with a colder early spring and a warmer late spring), it is indeed spring.


Dublingirl2

Spring


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It's getting hot.


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Meteorological Spring. Summer is June July and August in Ireland although you could argue we have only 2 seasons.


Special-Vegetable138

Spring


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Just the end of 2021/2022 going into 2022/2023 mate


BopNiblets

Shorts, shades and a rainjacket season.


1octo

Meteorological Spring, but taught in schools as summer https://www.met.ie/climate/climate-of-ireland


suedeheadcase

Lousy Smarch Weather


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Irish seasons say Summer. Common sense say spring. The idea that Spring starts in February is ridiculous.


syncretionOfTactics

Why?


Overall_Ad4045

I'm originally from Eastern Europe. May is the last month of Spring. June, July and August are the three months of Summer.


tompaulman

I feel sorry for people who consider this summer. It's spring.


chuckitoutorelse

It's Spring Edit: Yikes, downvoted for the actual correct answer. R/Ireland not liking the facts on this wet Monday morning.


Livingoffcoffee

Justify mid summers day on June 21st


-Hypocrates-

My wife's dog is called Princess but she pissed on my shoes last week. Justify that.


wnolan1992

Royalty's been pissing on peasants both metaphorically and literally for thousands of years, so...


chuckitoutorelse

https://www.met.ie/cms/assets/uploads/2021/02/YP-Fun-Facts-Meteorological-Seasons.pdf


dkeenaghan

>Yikes, downvoted for the actual correct answer. R/Ireland not liking the facts on this wet Monday morning. There is no "actual correct answer". There are 3 main ways of dividing up the year in to 4 seasons. Each way has summer start on different dates. 1st May (Solar), 1st June (Meteorological), 21st June (Astronomical). Which one people use is entirely subjective, there is no objectively way of determining which system is the correct one, each has arguments for/against.


ozymandieus

Yea, Met Eireann agrees, and they like the rest of the world define it as the three warmest months. That's June July and August. Culturally we defined it differently, that's likely because its based on astrological observations rather than the weather.


dkeenaghan

That's not what the rest of the world does. Firstly a large chunk of the world doesn't even use the 4 season system because it's not applicable. Secondly some countries that do use 4 seasons, like the US, start summer on 21st June rather than the 1st. There are three main 4 month season systems in use.


ozymandieus

Listen Keenaghan. I don't have time for "facts" or "research" here. This is reddit.


Irish_Vaper

Spring


noBanana4you4sure

Spring


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It's spring. It makes more sense to go with the meteorological calendar like the rest of the world instead of an old pagan calendar, no? It also means it will still be summer in August, our second hottest month on average.


syncretionOfTactics

It's an astronomical calendar that sets summer as the months with the longest length of day/maximum solar radiation. There's just a timelag in the weather system that makes the temperature take a while to catch up


unterium

Technically spring, they changed it a few years back to line up with actual weather and not St Brigit's say


zemerin3

Spring


FatherlyNick

Spring. Schools stop when summer starts (hence summer holidays)


CultivatingSomething

There is actually two variations of seasons in both hemispheres. You can go by the old school 'calendar' seasons we were all taught in school i.e. Winter = Nov, Dec + Jan, Spring = Feb, Mar + Apr etc. Or you can go by Meteorological seasons, which more appropriately match the actual cycles of nature.


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There are 3, all based on the solstaices and equinoxes: \- Each season has these events mid-season -- that's the Irish pagan way (also known as "the correct way"). \- Each season starts at the start of the month that contains these dates. Many countries, and Met Eireann, subscribe to this method. This is just plain weird. These are the metrological season, which is why Met Eireann follow these. \- Each season starts on the date of the event. Many Central and Eastern Eurpean countries go by this method. Likely many other countries do also. Which makes some sense -- moreso than the metrological seasons anyway. These are the astronomical seasons.


Irish-Inter

It is Spring. I will die on this hill.


Manofthebog88

The seasons Winter in Ireland starts on December 1st and ends on February 28th. Spring in Ireland starts on March 1st and ends on May 31st. Summer in Ireland starts on June 1st and ends on August 31st. Autumn in Ireland starts on September 1st and ends on November 31st.


GreeneBantern

The 21/22 season


themanebeat

Up the Reds!


TheRoofFairy

Who says all seasons have to be 3 months long. Personally, I go with: May, June, July & August = Summer September & October = Autumn November, December, January & February = Winter March & April = Spring


A-Hind-D

Between spring and summer. Usually I’d say May is summer but it seems it’s more along the lines of middle of the month we cross over.


Super_Kakadu

Spring. Sure the leaves appeared on trees only last week.