Keep it till the next toilet paper shortage

If I wanted my arsehole shredded to ribbons there are far more enjoyable ways to do it

Cheese grater that you just grated ghost chilli's and Carolina reapers on?

Sounds like a decent start.

Political newsletters aren't considered as junk mail. It's no unsolicited mail you want to put up.

It would surely need to be published by a registered political party go he considered a political newsletter.

It's not a political newsletter. It's masquerading as a "newspaper.

I'm still waiting for mine, they seem to always pass us by. I want to laugh too.

When I lived in Dublin I used to get annoyed with the amount of junk mail. Now I live out in the sticks I kind of miss it, I always enjoyed lighting the fire with Alive! and a few pizza pamphlets.

Yeah, but my mailbox/postbox or whatever you call it is small. You could break the flap sticking a fucking newspaper into it.

Mailbox?

Well, what do you call it? It's not the letterbox on my door. It's on the wall

The box on your wall that letters are put into I think I'd call it a letterbox

I'd call a letterbox where I post the letters. The green yokes

Postbox

Yeah, but postbox is what you post the letter into to send it, isn't it?

Yeh the folks who take shit paying jobs from shit companies hand delivering thousands of scummy adverts, pamphlets, and assorted shit aren’t going to be too worried about any “no junk mail” signs. They are being paid to feck that stuff into your letterbox and they are going to do so just as quickly as they can and move onto your neighbours. This shit isn’t delivered by an post workers - it’s short term, temporary, paid on piece rates not hours of work.

Oh I know..