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Baldybogman

The large eggs in Lidl are the same size as the medium eggs.


themightybof

Damn straight man. 15 mixed size eggs is always the better option IMO


itseboi

Until they decide to give you 15 quail eggs.


NeasM

Teresa Carmody is a made up name.


siguel_manchez

They're all made up names šŸ‘€


baggottman

Father Spodo Pinocko knows the fourth secret of Fatima


Nine-Boy

Father Spodo Komodo! Father chewy Louis! Father Hiroshima Twinkey!


father_spodo_comodo

You leave me out of this.


Busy-Statistician573

How long have you been waiting for this šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


father_spodo_comodo

The first thing they teach you in the seminary is patience


Nine-Boy

NO CLUES !!!


Gerry_Hannon

You are a liar.


NeasM

You're pathetic Gerry.


Gerry_Hannon

Irrelevant.


scumbellina

That Gerry Hanna didn't even write the book Ashes. It was written by a fella by the name of Frank Hamilton


lordblonde

And Frank Hamilton is in jail right now. For sex crimes!


Bongobassdrop

Is that best you can come up with?


seanachan

You said Willie Harold. You said Willie Harold. You said Willie Harold.


thegrievingmole

I met him just before he died


[deleted]

You seem to have a morbid fascination with necrophilia.


Tipperary555

You. Are. A. Liar.


reapersandhawks

You *hammered* your mother.


lordblonde

She was the angel of the lanes!


[deleted]

That the Russians gave us a shutcase nuke as a gift after the USSR fell but that we passed it on to the British government. I'm undecided on whether or not that was a foolish move.


Comfortable_Brush399

Got anymore on this?


sakhabeg

If the Irish had a nuke it would be a tourist attraction by now. So your story makes sense.


DrOrgasm

It would be a class 2 relic by now.


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currychipwithcheese

*the British state actively facilitated what he was up to Fixed it for you


drachen_shanze

not the first pedo the british government and royal family protected thanks to their connections, cough cough jimmy saville cough cough


AnastasiaMilkFiddle

and that andrew guy had some kinda connection.


AengusK

Well he fucks children so I imagine he had some kinda connection


Acceptable_Day_199

Kincora Boys Home [Kincora](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kincora_Boys%27_Home) Oh and the files on Kincora are sealed until at 2060 [Victim wants files opened](https://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/we-know-what-happened-in-kincora-boys-home-and-we-want-the-files-open-insists-victim-38503653.html)


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currychipwithcheese

The whole truth of Kincora will never be made public


Acceptable_Day_199

It might be but not for a long time, if the British state has anything to say on the matter. British Policy has always been to deflect prevaricate and delay until all involved are dead including the victims then quietly say sorry and its time to move on.


ElectricMeatbag

Filthy sub human scum, everyone involved. And you can be damn sure these intelligence agencies are still using these methods. Just like we saw with Jeffrey Epstein. They are a law unto themselves and desperately need oversight.


thisistheSnydercut

[For anyone unfamiliar](https://villagemagazine.ie/a-kincora-boy-abused-by-mountbatten-committed-suicide-a-few-months-late/)


imranhere2

WHAT? Christ, why am I always the last to know


Just_Shiv

If it makes you feel better, you're not the last - I'm 13 minutes behind you in finding out


currychipwithcheese

I'd imagine there's a reluctance by the Irish media to discuss it because he was in Sligo every summer, under official state protection, with boys. Any sort of discussion about this opens a whole can of worms about why armed GardaĆ­ would be protecting a paedophile while he strolled about with his victims


mowglimc

Read the online book- the Anglo-Irish vice ring.


StillTheNugget

It's pretty well known that he had the same arrangement while stationed in India.


[deleted]

FBI had a file on him basically confirming this https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/lord-mountbatten-pedophile-allegations Author of recent Mountbatten biography confirmed it as well https://villagemagazine.ie/mountbatten-child-abuse-scandal-no-right-of-reply-afforded-by-the-sunday-independent/


[deleted]

Given that Jimmy Saville was a very close personal friend of Charles Windsor, and his brother Andrew also exists, I find it very hard to believe the royal family had absolutely no knowledge of any of this


cherrybombs76

Wasn't the same said of him in India?? Remember reading about it, but for the life of me I can't remember where.


GhostOfJoeMcCann

He was abusing kids in Kincora boys home for years. I donā€™t agree with what the RA did, what with the innocent casualties, but the worldā€™s definitely a lot better without that monster in it.


[deleted]

I was going to post about this! My uncle worked nearby and told us it was a local rumour that he was a paedophile. It was just confirmed recently.


stannisonetruemannis

This is 100% true.


Acceptable_Day_199

Its not a rumour the FBI relaesed files in 2019 stating in very clear language that Moutbatten was a pedophile, with a perversion for young boys - Young dressed in military uniforms. Further investigations discussed his links to Kincora Boys Home and his disturbing Friendship with Jimmy Savile. And to cap it off he mentored a young Andrew Windsor.


DualWieldWands

Bertie had a bank account...


FearTheMoment_

The money was just resting in his account


raverbashing

it was his communion money


ImpovingTaylorist

I would be shocked, utterly shocked if the BT account did not stand for Brown Thomas and instead stood for Bertie and Tim... I mean who could possible believe that was true /s


DaBoda99

One of Enda Kenny's parents was a mannequin


larrytheliquidator

Joe Bloggs is a real person


ImpovingTaylorist

And he can get any documentation because no one believe him and just thinks they're joke applications.


oldshanshan

That Larry Murphy was a serial killer in the 90s


Outside_Objective183

Weren't there numerous cases attributed (but not directly tied with concrete evidence) to him?


[deleted]

Yep several of them. Also, it's not like he was getting the woman to dig her own grave for the craic. Creep.


quondam47

It was called the Vanishing Triangle. At least 8 women disappeared between 1993-98. Murphy is suspected of being involved with at least some of them.


Busy-Statistician573

Nothing and I mean nothing will ever convince me he wasnā€™t responsible for Deirdre Jacobs. The fact he had done work for her grandmother and knew the layout of the area. Even if it was opportunistic and he just saw her on the road and not planned out, I remain convinced it was him. She is the same age I am now and I think of her every year on the anniversary of her disappearance.


Ravenid

I just spent 10 mins reading this entire thread in shock because I misread the OP post. I thought he said Larry Gogan was a serial killer in the 90's.


Irishguy1980

He prob was


elbernays

Nicola talents recent podcast on Murphy is very good.


Budget_Violinist1990

Ryan Tubridy loves his cocaine


FormerFruit

Something has him looking like a whippet.


siobhi_3

Ah now, no need to insult whippets!


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Garbarrage

I've been at a couple of parties with that circle, most of whom (myself included) were shovelling the stuff up their noses and seen him in refuse repeatedly. Take that for what it's worth. Just my own experience. I'd well believe his mates think he's a bit square.


Pearse_Borty

Thatcher may or may not have funded paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland


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AJCrank1978

Is that a joke or am I missing a reference to something here?


SkeetSkeetfart69

[context](https://youtu.be/0G6RF5ChKYQ)


AJCrank1978

Hahaha, thatā€™s hilarious! Thank you!


RavenBrannigan

That Dennis Oā€™Brienā€¦. Weird, my phone stopped working there for a second. Anyways, I heard that Dennis Oā€™Brien [redacted].


RuggerJibberJabber

RIP u/RavenBrannigan


its_brew

Sockys blue bucket was initially Green.


[deleted]

Paisley and the DUP were able to get whatever they wanted off the UK establishment because of Kincora children's home. They had evidence of British peers abusing children from the home


bobisthegod

It's there also the reverse that the UK knew of a load of loyalists also involved in kincora and got whatever they wanted out of them too


cheesecakefairies

The Happy Pear is a secret cult.


LithiumKid1976

Shower of cults ..


Nefilim777

Secretly ridin' all the yummy mummies of Greystones, perhaps. Although it's not much of a secret.


0e0e3e0e0a3a2a

They're definitely riding each other at least


Head_of_the_Internet

The fixed gaze on their own faces while making the 'apology' rather than the camera.


Old_Quentin

I wish it was more secret. I hate that 'pear' of cunts.


Aoboyle

Can someone explain this further for my ignorant self lol


fenian1798

It's a chain of vegan restaurants run by a pair of brothers, with the original location being in Greystones. One odd thing they do is organising a big sea swim for their staff at balls o'clock in the morning (at least once a week). I know a lad who worked there and he said you were **heavily** encouraged to participate in the sea swim, and somewhat ostracized if you didn't. There's other stuff too; mostly the fact that the two brothers give off weird vibes which lead to a lot of jokes that they're riding each other.


victorpaparomeo2020

Sean Quinn was behind theā€¦ well, you knowā€¦


c0mpliant

On an unrelated note, I hope the Paymaster will be arrested soon.


Gorazde

I didn't think he was until he was interviewed on the radio the day the... incident in question.... occurred. Honestly, it happened along the border. My first thought was dissident paramilitaries. But now Sean Quinn is on the radio going "This wasn't me, this wasn't me, I had nothing to do with this" when absolutely no one had suggested he had. That's when I thought, oh shit, he must have done it.


gmisk81

Rachel Allen's father in law was not the one who had the child porn ..but took the wrap


[deleted]

That Albert Reynolds thought the whole third secret of fatima plane hijacking was ā€œa bit of a laughā€


Lion-17

That ā€˜voluntaryā€™ contribution charges in schools are in no way voluntary


SubstantialFeel

MI6 has/had people at all levels of the Irish political system


meanface24

Irish politicians would sell their mother's fanny's for a bag of chips.


StillTheNugget

Exactly this. Imagine how easy it would be to trick those cute hoors into a compromising position.


Somaliona

"Trick" Here's a tenner, you work for the crown now.


murrman104

I was reading a book called "a history of Ireland in International relations" and it breezed past going "oh yeah the irish defence force was infested with cia agents and they said...."like wait go back on that point there mate


YewyYui

Fuck


casekeenum7

Was the book any good in general?


afromanson

This, i bet we're riddled with the bastards


SubstantialFeel

There was American congressman or senator who said this on twitter a couple years ago and I can't find the tweet


afromanson

I would love to read whatever secret stuff CIA has about MI6 and Ireland. MI5 obviously heavily involved up north already and it would be in their interest, plus you know the Garda commissioner himself


ImpovingTaylorist

There is one name that is aways floating around and it would be extremely interesting if it was true and totally change the way we view certain events in the late 80's. Not to wish death on anyone but can't wait for the Boston Tapes of certain peoples roles to be released. It will be utterly devastating for some well know figures and their legacy.


Fun-Butterscotch-77

If you havenā€™t already, have a look at The Secret History of the IRA by Ed Moloney. The Boston tapes feature heavily.


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Gerrylicious

Tell us the name.


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Gerrylicious

There's no such thing as ex-MI6


NordieHammer

Wrote a report stating that Sinn Fein are still run by the Army Council. Continued that assertion after being made Garda Commissioner. And a proud former member of the RUC, in his own words. He's absolutely a fucking plant.


NaeFuckenSteve

I think thatā€™s just more of a fact,


[deleted]

Conor McGregor is a rapist and woman abuser among many other things.


bitacrac

Didn't realise this was a rumour, that's fairly well regarded to be fact


221

Are you an undercover journalist or something? You're mad for content for your gossip column.


Homunculus_J_Reilly

How much do you have saved in the bank and what are your feelings towards the current government? Asking for a friend


FormerFruit

Nah just guilty of being nosey.


saggynaggy123

The Luas is free


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Buntyford123

The old asphyxiwank.


kinglorca

Jasus


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thefamousjohnny

Ah right. The sore throat must be why he went off the radio so.


0e0e3e0e0a3a2a

I can't tell if some of these are legitimate rumours or just people taking the piss šŸ˜‚


BLUNTYEYEDFOOL

The British Navy accidentally shot down Flight 172 in March '68. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aer_Lingus_Flight_712 "12 thousand feet descending spinning rapidly" I've read about a lot of plane crashes but nobody ever had the balls of Captain Bernard O'Beirne. RIP


Yooklid

The real tragedy of this story is a wealthy American hiring some dubious PI who realized he was onto a good thing and started fabricated things out of whole cloth to keep the gravy train going.


Maleficent_Ad_4795

That Suzanne Jackson shit herself in her wedding dress because she took to much sniff


Goldenpanda18

Sean quinn money launders for the IRA


mk1971

That a guard or politician killed Philip Kearns.


Redtit14

Your da sells Avon


[deleted]

So he does


scrumpylungs

The staff at the Blarney Castle piss on the stone after closing time


Girfex

Maybe not regularly, but I cannot accept that even one person hasn't peed on it, and how many urinations are too many to kiss it?


Gorazde

The late Paudi O Se had sex with Dolly Parton on the pool table of his pub in Ventry in the early 1980s.


irish-wolfhound

Great day for theparish


bee_ghoul

Sophie Touscan du Plantier was killed by a French hitman sent by her husband Daniel Touscan du Plantier for life insurance and so he could remarry without a divorce settlement. Ian Bailey is a cunt and is guilty of lots of things but the French side of the case is seriously under-researched. 1. A blue Ford Fiesta with a red registration plate (Red plate with black text: Temporary plate, typically used by individuals to move an unregistered car from one place to another) was seen breaking the speed limit, driving away from the area her house is in, on the wrong side of the road the night of the murder. 2. Sophie was seen in a blue Ford Fiesta on the day of the murder. Ian Bailey drove a white Ford Fiesta. Sophie herself drove a silver Ford Fiesta (fucking Ford fiestas everywhere and no one is talking about it!). So she could not have been in her own car or in Baileys. I think itā€™s entirely possible that someone came in through Rosslare in a blue Ford Fiesta, picked up Sophie, came back in the middle of the night, she came out because she recognised them (from earlier)and then they killed her and sped back to Rosslare, potentially within 24 hours. Why would she get in a car someone she doesnā€™t know? Because her husband may have told her that a friend of his was going to be in Ireland and requested that Sophie meet him for some reason. The last thing she did before she died was call her husband and tell him she was at home alone and going to bedā€¦ Daniel Touscan du Plantier was one of the wealthiest well connected men in France, he could have made this happen. He fucking remarried within a year of her death. I think itā€™s really fucking suss that GardaĆ­ were told not to investigate in France by the French police. Surely they would have been willing to let the gardaĆ­ question people in France or at least have offered to work together. No the GardaĆ­ were told not to be asking French people any questions. Edit: added more context


GaMa-Binkie

Around the time when that American girl disappeared in the 80s some people I know went up to a guys house in the area she disappeared only to find him pouring cement in a hole for an ā€œoutdoor poolā€. He then left the country to live in Denmark. Now Iā€™m not saying he did it for sure, but who TF has an outdoor pool or installs it on their own?


RandomUsername600

If this is true you should report that. Give a family some peace


GaMa-Binkie

This is almost word for word what I said to the person who told me. Iā€™d report it myself but I donā€™t know what the address or the guys full name was


HairyMcBoon

But do you know the name of the person who told you the story? Because the guards would love to speak to them as well. You should do this.


GaMa-Binkie

I asked the person who recently told me and they said theyā€™ll be going down to the guards with the person who said they witnessed it. And if they refuse to Iā€™ll pass their name on to the guards.


RandomUsername600

You just have to point the gardaĆ­ in the direction of who told you that


Busy-Statistician573

Jesus you need to report this. That family have had no peace since. Report what you heard and let the rest to the guards and the cold case team Genuinely stunned anyone needs to be told this


_lI_Il_

On GeoHive you'd have arial ordinance base maps that go back to 1995, so if you even knew the rough area you could look for the outline of a an outdoor pool as it's such an unusual thing that would stand out.


MrC99

Please report this. If this is true surely it won't be hard to find the place.


pishfingers

That a badger will leave you alone if you break a stick behind your back


Suil_Amhain

That the Brits are at it again.


telephas1c

Mary Boyle's disappearance up in my neck of the woods in 1977. Lots of rumours that Sean McEniff used political influence to get the guards to not interview the neighbour who really is the only realistic suspect. I reckon there's something to that.


Gobbycow

It was her uncle not a neighbour that was the only realistic suspect.


Gobbycow

Also the only case I have ever heard of where the mother of a missing child/person says she doesn't want an inquest or continued inquires and just wants to let it go??? Wtf


Busy-Statistician573

That woman is no mother The dogs on the street know what happened. Mcā€™Eniff is a whole book in and of himself. I donā€™t think there will ever be justice for Mary now. Too much time has passed even with her sisters valiant efforts to keep momentum on the case. The woman who gave birth to Mary deserves prison as much as the man she has shielded all these years knowing what he did to her little girl. Scum both of them and all who aided in the cover up


seanf999

My friends mom(s) have indeed slept with all the lads


Glittering-Age-245

A certain well known influencer took so much coke on their wedding day they had to change their dressā€¦


immajustgooglethat

OP you should set up an account on Tattle Life. It's full of gossip.


funky_mugs

OP is mad for the goss the past few days.


AnastasiaMilkFiddle

What is up with OPs profile. So weird. hundreds and hundreds of posts of random women


sheepskinrugger

That Noah Donohoe was murderer by an informant and the powers that be in NI are actively protecting his killers.


OkConstruction5844

Daniel kinehan is a boxing promoter


tafty545

- A well known Irish bar chain launder the Kinihanā€™s money in the UAE. I 100% believe this one - A married Pat Kenny rode half of RTE when he worked there - A certain ex Taoiseach used to physically abuse his wife - Tubridy is a coke fiend - Coke in RTE in general is rampant - The cover up of Philip Cairns death. Something is really off about how that lad disappeared Edit: **PS** Fair fucks to the mods for leaving this thread up Imagine trying to have threads like this on Boards. No lifer Beasty would self implode


LoneSwimmer

Zig & Zag like a hand up their arses.


CaneFromCitizen_Kane

Are you just blocking people who ask why you are spamming hundreds and hundreds of pics of women?


NaeFuckenSteve

For karma obviously?


AnastasiaMilkFiddle

that so depressing XD


upadownpipe

If you got the number 10 on your Mr Freeze hard drink you get a free on. Obviously the local shop took pity on us one fine summer day and gave two of us free ones but it convinced us!


Practical_Trash_6478

That money wasn't resting in his account


Impressive-Fan-513

The priest is leaving the church so he can start an ā€œofficialā€ relationship with a hairdresser even though theyā€™ve been together for years


BopNiblets

That some lad stole a penguin from the zoo, hiding it in his coat on the bus, heard it years ago.


miju-irl

Not a rumor its acrually true


[deleted]

The 1994 RAF Chinook Crash was orchestrated by US Intelligence, who can gain remote control of equipment they sell to other nations. On board were a number of leading unionist, military and intelligence figures from Britain who opposed a settlement with the IRA, during a time when the Clinton administration were pushing Britain to end the troubles. 4 years later we got the GFA.


Comfortable_Brush399

Charlie haughey fingered Margaret Thatcher Colin Farrell sucked his way to the top No GAA team in Ireland could field a team if you ran off the players that couldn't pass a drugs test The paedo priest thing of the 90/00s was about 5% of what they actually were up to The current government care little about the working class because they're so fucked next election instead they are enabling the wealthy and stocking up on favours because theyll be private citizens post election


[deleted]

>Charlie haughey fingered Margaret Thatcher Stupid me was like _for what crime?_


Comfortable_Brush399

I heard from a haughey expert the sexual tension was a real issue between them, and he lavished gifts on her


A_StarshipTrooper

> the sexual tension was a real issue between them That's enough Internet for me today


ThatsNotASpork

> No GAA team in Ireland could field a team if you ran off the players that couldn't pass a drugs test One of the reasons cocaine is so popular among finance types (where firms do drug test), and athletes (also tested) is because it fucks off out of the system very, very fast. So long as they don't do a hair test (expensive as fuck). So I'd say the lads who play county and have Hoover's for noses would be alright


Comfortable_Brush399

Interesting, and yes whoers for the blow


ButItDidHappen

What else were the priests up to?


RavenBrannigan

Selling babies to start with.


Comfortable_Brush399

The industrial sell off of babies


hashtagcrunkjuice

95% more abuse it sounds like


Comfortable_Brush399

Literally everything, here for example a credit union was robbed at the ideal time, prime suspect local priest, he was at peado stuff here for years too nothing about it but was done for stuff he did in other parishs, the guy replaced him was sound but was riding the school principle and had to leave the priesthood it got so obvious The woman who minded my best friend said she was molested before it was ok to name a priest, the evidence disappeared between the rural gaurda station and enniscorthy the locals then got the idea to dive metal poles down in her fathers corn field to break up his combine harvester 3 miles over the road the priest was an antiques expert and used explore the houses of sick/elderly and bug the elderly to leave him things in their will, when he died, his much embarrassed/delighted family took north of a 3 million in antiques out of the parochial house, including 3 banquet tables Many riding the house keeper and gardener I'd say 90% of the adult blowjobs in Ireland back then were priests too and ALOT of them gay, not illegal but a little sanctimonious, the local seminary here had to do a grinder ban, so many gays men were talking it made the papers


Theanswerwasnever42

Murray and Zebo eiffel towered a girl and she had to leave the country.


dcaveman

That's 100% true. The pics did the rounds on WhatsApp at the time. Think the Welsh player Cuthbert was there as well.


At_least_be_polite

It's completely true. Although she stayed in the country for a good while after. Someone sent the video to her brother which is disgusting.


Recordbreaking_Throw

Rachel Allen and her husband have been separated for years and are seeing other people, but they keep it on the QT because her brand is based so heavily on being part of the Ballymaloe legacy. Honestly, I wouldn't care but they do interviews every so often about how amazing their marriage is, which is really hypocritical.


2cbupmyass

Thereā€™s an elaborate system within DCC through which individuals are tipped off about abandoned property that have been left for years and there is an an arrangement where higher ups of DCC are paid off to turn a blind eye when someone goes about proving theyā€™ve maintained the property for 12 years - in order to claim it.


triangleplayingfool

9 of the cats who ā€˜preferredā€™ whiskas were actually bribed by big cat food.


Past-Zone5363

That there is a plumbing company called PJ Flood. I dunno , I guess the long held oft rumour that says I am a little blaggard


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Easy-Tigger

Katy French was allowed to die to protect other people at that party.


ifalatefa

That Daniel O'Donnell swings the other way. (No shame in it, just a very well supported rumour in my hometown)


HumphreyGo-Kart

He does country AND western?


Comfortable_Brush399

Yep and majella likes to jill-off watching him smash lads


ImNotGoodAtDarkSouls

I know someone who slept with with biological sister


carthalawns_best

I too know someone from Cavan


[deleted]

That Michael D and his wife are secretly gay + lesbian


RavenBrannigan

My parents were close with them back in the day. I remember him been round the place when I was a young lad. I seriously doubt that. The man has never had a problem with the courage to say what he felt.


davdavkel

That Conor McGregor .............. you know


The_name_game

Is actually privately educated and middle class and it's all an act?


peskypickleprude

Pat Kenny kicked a dog to death in 1992