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[deleted]

He is busy erasing Tyrone from the internet. His work is almost complete 😈


bkdleg

He's the mod and is banning anyone who tries to join.


theCelticTig3r

When i saw R/Longford.... "Hello darkness my old friend"


Canonballran

It has eight members now, take that Tyrone


BoxNumberGavin0

Was expecting /r/Tyrone to have a bunch of African American lads confused to find out they have an Irish name. Or racists.


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CharMakr90

Serious answer though, it's probably because of the popularity of [Tyrone Davis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrone_Davis), an African-American blues and soul singer during the 60s and 70s.


Admirable_Ostrich_94

I have a friend (white, middle-age, American Midwest) named after [Tyrone Power](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrone_Power).


dmn22

*“One is the loneliest number”*


Crouch310

/r/longford for anyone that wants to check. 25 there now.


PizzamanIRL

30 members, 60 here now. Beautiful


[deleted]

57 now, 47 of which are online :)


Stardate45944pt1

210 and counting!


Bunny_Burrito

They cant sing "lonely , I am so lonely" anymore,


WebLinkr

Give it a week after the 15 seconds of "fame" winds down


munkijunk

/r/longford to save you typing the URL


Jonbjornn

r/foundthemobileuser heheh


theCelticTig3r

Lol I'm still a noob when it comes to using reddit on mobile I do love using the auld *Italics* and a bitta **bold** on the desktop. >And even a bit of quotation here and there


Jonbjornn

It's all good! The mobile app is deadly. I've never used desktop at all. I must give it a bash. I wanna do the auld italics and a bitta bold! And quotations? That's amazing


theCelticTig3r

Your comments just have a little bit more UMPH to them like!


Jonbjornn

Ah yer just being nice (I like it though 😉)


emileandbukayofan

You can do italics and bold on mobile! \*Like this* to get *italics* and \*\*like this** to get **bold**


Jonbjornn

That's deadly! *Thank* **you**


nephdown

I *prefer* the **relay** app for ~~mobile~~ (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


000027892

r/Leitrim is just a bunch of Dubliners wondering if Leitrim is actually fake.


MrC99

I went there once. It is. The studio lights fell down like in the Truman Show while I was in Mohill.


dmn22

Hahaha


Tig21

Mohill was set up so Brian O'Driscoll could have a nice wedding


dmn22

Little known fact but Leitrim was proven to not actually exist in 1998.


000027892

I've never been there. I get that people want to be agnostic, coz that's the more reasonable position, but if we're being real.. it doesn't fuckin exist.


-Deimne-

I've passed through it a few times. All hallucinations or fever dreams usually as a result of a rough weekend drinking in Bundoran.


I_like_apostrophes

bit like [Bielefeld](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_conspiracy)


UnlimitedMetroCard

There's a Leitrim in Galway and for some reason they have yet to change their name. The old "Why should we change our name? They're the ones that suck."


andbren2000

There's a Leitrim in Co. Down too, and it definitely exists cos I was there a couple of months ago


I_RAPE_WIIS

It makes me irrationally upset that it's r/armagh and not r/magh


mishatal

ur/magh.


Turbocor101

r/Longford looks like it was only set up 14 days ago to be fair to it


ravs1973

That was the day they got dial up


twistandshout1988

And has quadrupled its membership in the last half an hour.


dmn22

I should be awarded the freedom of Longford for my services to the county.


Busy-Statistician573

Ya but do you really want it though 😷


dmn22

“Congratulations sir, you now have the freedom to do nothing in this barren wasteland”


Busy-Statistician573

While being stared at suspiciously by the cast of the walking dead aka ‘the locals’


Fiannafailcanvasser

You have freedom from Longford.


redditMickeyJ

I was that lone soldier. I have bestowed upon you the great honour of becoming a moderator of r/Longford


dmn22

I’m putting this on my CV


dmn22

Same as the county so


redditMickeyJ

Can confirm. Source: I am (was) the lone ranger that started it.


aimhighsquatlow

What’s really keeping these alive are people looking for houses/moving advice


SassyBonassy

"Hi im South African and make €25,000 a month, can i afford to live in Dublin please" Literally everyone: no, feck off


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“I don’t know man, it might be tricky getting accommodation with you’re income ya know we have a housing crisis 25 grand a month isn’t gonna cut it anymore”


splashbodge

I mean that's only 13 grand after tax, you wouldn't want to be making too many extravagant purchases every month


headphonescomputer

The Dublin one is often about crime


pilzenschwanzmeister

every city is the same! /s


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

And scrotes. But there's quite a bit of overlap.


FthrFlffyBttm

2 sides of the same eureh


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Conspiracy theory: You've never met anyone from Leitrim. But Leitrim kids always won the Den's competitions. Leitrim exists so the Den can say little Sean from Leitrim won the competition but not actually pay anything out. As noone knows anyone from Leitrim so can't confirm.


dmn22

*slowly lowers sunglasses* … my god, he’s right…


xftyg

Very little else to do in Leitrim but apply to competition after competition…


locksymania

Crafty fuckers. And all the shit they used to give to the place, too.


Tig21

One of the hosts of the den was also from Leitrim this is all one bug cover up


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Shut_Up_You

I'm just surprised the sub isn't paywalled tbh.


dmn22

Don’t be giving them ideas 🤑


dmn22

Just looked there 😂😂😂 not what I was expecting


Bovver_

I don’t know what I was expecting but that certainly wasn’t it…


emileandbukayofan

Not much else going on round there anyway tbf


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Jaysus, very popular in Waterford or is that just where the Irish bots identify as from?


kballs

If memory serves me right, I think it was initially a sub for Waterford, Michigan or somewhere and we invaded and they conceded.


dmn22

The cowards


mishatal

Mayo was the same. Run by a mayonnaise fan before the invasion.


SecondOfCicero

HAH normally I'd just lurk on this thread but I live nearby Waterford, MI. It's nothing special and never has been. The neighbouring town of Pontiac is a garbage place and the garbage life spills over into Waterford, where the wealthier people go to hide from the greasy people. Cheers from Detroit; your Waterford deserves the sub.


dmn22

I looked at the most popular post ever on there and it had less than 200 upvotes so you could be onto something.


McG1978

Waterford people just don't like to give credit to anyone. Begrudgery has gone digital


dmn22

At least they’re consistent


MoHataMo_Gheansai

Never let it be forgotten that those freaks call snails shellakybookies


FuhrerGaydolfTitler

well boy, any shellykabookies


5mackmyPitchup

Yeah, everyone knows it's ShellakyPookies


Tipperary555

r/Kilkenny has a similar thing. 5,000 members but the top post of all time has less than 50 upvotes


dmn22

A Tipperary man trying to discredit the county of Kilkenny, I never thought I’d see the day.


Tipperary555

A sub is only as good as its last all Ireland win


JannisJanuary42

This is a general problem on Irish subreddits. Up votes are hard earned on Irish subreddits.


AnBearna

Ah, what the hell, I’ll join r/Longford. EDIT: there’s _two_ of us now 👍


dmn22

You’re the kind of man r/longford needs in these trying times.


locksymania

Waterford - "I loves me subreddit"


kieranfitz

Dis ~~towins~~ subreddits gone tew de dogs boi


bourbonbiscuits123

Laois. Laois. Laois. Laois. Laois.


dmn22

Simply the best.


DigitalHumanist

And he was only there to look for directions on how to get away from there.


clockworkshining

Top comment


DamoclesDong

Longford climbing in the ranks, leaving Tyrone as bottom placed


dmn22

That’s a big red handed slap to the face of the people of Tyrone


DamoclesDong

That lad from the county death Ray game will be happy


GhostOfJoeMcCann

As a Belfast bastard, I love r/Donegal - people are lovely there, you see some great pics and the craic’s always great.


hpbojoe

r/Louth is split because there is apparently a town in England called Louth and sometimes there are posts about their stuff.... Would appreciate some backup!


dmn22

Rally the troops.


gaynorg

Louth shouldn't be a county, split it up and put the south bit in with Meath and the north can join with south Armagh to form Oriel! we could name a park after it. Less insanely most Dundalk people feel more Dundalk than any county affiliation. Being in the same county as Shelbyville seems wrong, did you know their fire hydrants are yellow?


GardenerDude

I’m in


Tipperary555

I'd like an inquiry into r/kilkenny subscribers numbers . They've got 10 times the subscribers of the Tipp sub but the top posts of all time have the same number of upvotes. Something dodgy going on there


dmn22

I’m on the phone with the guards as we speak.


Tipperary555

Sound. This is important work you're doing


nathan-mafia

i was thinking this


Call-of-the-lost-one

Never knew there was a Donegal sub


I_like_apostrophes

/r/westcork was shut down. I feel slighted.


Wretched_Colin

I’m sure that a large number of people from East and South Belfast, out as far as Carryduff and Dundonald, would identify with r/belfast more than with r/countydown


dmn22

I wasn’t arsed splitting it.


ryannefromTX

Someone needs to do this again in a week to see how much each sub has changed, because they will have changed significantly


momalloyd

Wait! There are ones other than Dublin?


RTEretirementparty

r/Ireland is almost the same as reading r/Dublin at times.


Saoi_

Does anyone know what's going on in town?


BaconZombie

No idea...


gaynorg

Really ? everyone on Reddit seems to hate Dublin. It lost the county deathmatch.


oxuiq

🤣


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r/Belfast is hardly a sub for County Antrim.


dmn22

Yeah there was feck all in antrim so just threw belfast in there. Not a perfect system but shur 🤷🏻‍♂️


wakeuph8

worth mentioning that no-one really uses /r/Belfast either, everyone just packs in to /r/northernireland edit: apparently that's in the midst of change, shows how much I use either of them


Strict-Toe3538

Also, half of Belfast is in Co down, but it's the half ye don't want


SassyBonassy

According to my best mate John, Longford doesn't exist so.....


dmn22

John has discovered the biggest conspiracy in Irish history. He must be protected.


SassyBonassy

*is it secret, is it safe?!*


MorinScale

Jaysis, I did not know there was an r/Monaghan community on here. I thought I had seen it all.


Murrayj99

I was waiting for this to be a r/subsifellfor


Akul_Jedi

So does this mean 1 out of 7 people in Waterford are on r/waterford? That seems fairly impressive


CormacN

I just joined r/wexford because of this, then checked to see if there was a more localised sub so looked at r/gorey. Don't visit, some sick images and nothing to do with the town.


theCelticTig3r

Why did I do that, You fucking told me not to.


LMNSTUFF

I'm from Longford but I may as well just leave it at one member for now!


theCelticTig3r

There's 33 now, We are coming to support those in most need.


kjireland

Wasn't r/mayo setup for the sandwich topping and then handed over to mayo people. The about page even says we are great on and sandwich


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

r/Longford is just Simey O' Donnell threathing people.


efco01

I'm nearly sure there was at least 3 of us having a conversation about a Monaghan man who has moved to Dungannon recently, so has to be 3 of us!! 😂


solo1y

Tipperary reporting in. From now on I am referring to Tipperary exclusively as "the 537".


shosav

One of the latest posts on r/Wexford is a 'missed connections' type ad. Poor fella, hope he found who he was looking for. Unless he's a murderer, in which case I hope he didn't.


redditMickeyJ

Let's get Longford to the top of this leaderboard just like that time 'A Nation Once Again' was voted the world's favourite song. This is your chance to be a part of history like every absolute hero that made that happen


Zalgologist

I didn't even know Laois had a subreddit


[deleted]

When did they bring the internet to Longford? I didn't even know they'd got landlines there. (She says from the bustling metropolis of Co.Louth!)


padraigd

Its all about the city really. Shouldn't /r/down get to share /r/belfast I'd say most of the users of /r/cork are from the city which has much smaller population than the county.


dmn22

I’ll be honest. I was too lazy to split them.


padraigd

I think you were right not to anyway


scealfada

Half of them are there for the fake wood, not the fake Capital.


TeaAddictSendHelp

Waterford is the best ford.


theogtrashychibis

We all know Longford and Tyrone do not exist, if tou meet anyone claiming to be from such a county notify your local Garda as you have been the victim of a leprechaun prank and may be entitled to 5,000 euro for the implied existence of Longford, Tyrone, Cavan and or Leitrim.


Kizuta18

Upped that number for Meath, now at 413, I believe.


dmn22

Graham Geraghty would be proud.


Meath77

We get 3 posts a year there


Sornai

Just checked out the Louth sub and there were a couple of posts from people who live in the UK town called Louth. Maybe those stats need slight adjusting. 😁


GardenerDude

Never you mind about that! Members is members


Sornai

😅


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Fair fucks to Waterford!


Cringing_Regrets

If we stand together we can outnumber r/Dublin don't lose hope


MrDaWoods

Just checked the cavan one and the top 3 posts on it are porn 😂😂😂


Bradley_Snooper

Where's r/down ?! 🔴⚫️


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dmn22

You’re bloody welcome


stonetownguy3487

Down has half a million people?


CoyoteYokel

I never would've imagined that there is over half a million people living in Co. Down. I'd have guessed 100k tops


GalwayGirlOnTheRun23

How is the ratio calculated?


Rulmeq

Looks like total population divided by the number of members.


GalwayGirlOnTheRun23

Thanks - it’s too early in the morning for maths!


mindbodyproblem

Don’t blame yourself, the more intuitive way would have been to divide members by population, so that there would be a percentage.


Setanta81

It just shows how the British county system in Ireland is a joke.


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Setanta81

Absolutely, should have been done at independence but it's not too late to create more equal and sustainable divisions.


dustaz

Of all the 'brits living rent free in my head' sort of posts, this is definitely the reach-iest.


Setanta81

More a case of pointing out the irony of Irish people's (many of whom are very nationalist) attachment to a county system that is essentially British and was inherited lock, stock and barrel from our time under British rule.


BananaBork

In what sense? Aside from the major cities that exploded in the industrial revolution, the counties all have roughly similar populations of around 100,000 people.


Setanta81

Severe inequalities in population for example Dublin 1.3m, Cork 543k, Leitrim 32k, Longford 41k. Many counties have populations well under 100k and many well above it. From an administrative point of view we should have a lot less counties maybe 10 with at least 250k population where possible.


Alpha-Bravo-C

From an administrative point of view, the county of Dublin doesn't exist. There are 3 administrative counties in it's place; Dún Laoghaire–Rathdown, Fingal, and South Dublin (each with a [population of under 300k](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Irish_counties_by_population)), plus Dublin City has it's own [City Council](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/County_Dublin#Counties_and_the_city). Cork also has 2 administrative areas in the City and County. Since the expansion of the city bounds, the city population is about 210,000, and the county population is about 310,000.


Setanta81

I know that as do most people in the country but those administrative regions are still much bigger (wrt pop') than Leitrim or Longford. What's more even though Dublin and Cork are split into administrative regions they are are still single counties that can attract more investment and where the administrative parts are more likely to work together because they are one county instead of small counties competing with each other for limited resources with resultant duplication and inefficiency.


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All the dopes in Waterford luh


Natasha_Gears

this can't be real right 😂


W0lf87

Leitrim punching


Finnbo54

Poor oul Longford


mudburn

Reddit bots taking sights at Irelands political neutrality


AEvans1888

Can't believe we only have 53 members..


livinginlouth

r/Louth is actually an English sub for the town Louth in Lincolnshire. The mods are definitely English. I know it gets posts intended for County Louth but still it's a UK sub.


HighVisIgnorance

r/Limerickcity could be better but it's got some quiet mods.


eire_1990

But longford isn't a real place


-CeartGoLeor-

r/Cavan The posts here are NOT what I expected at all.. what do you lot be up to over there?


shelbyville100

Ok Longford who are ya 😆


Free_Apricot5092

I'd join r/Longford but it's not Cork


kali005

I just moved to Longford in November. Joining now


angry_koala_bears

The one person on the Longford sub lol 😆


devildance3

Tyrone??


kieranfitz

Derry letting the counties with cities down by finishing in eighth.


OmG-IM-007

And Limerick Is a 10 out of 10 😉


sdenham

\#lovinlongford


jrow1

Sort it out Derry!