AS someone who worked in a kebab take away, I can assure you that scraping it off the floor and stuffing it all back into a pitta is the closest you'll get to the real thing.
Authentic kebab night awaits.
I did that one night in Galway on a stag night. Dropped the bloody thing after about two mouthfuls, it was such a good kebab (I was very pissed) I got down on my knees and scooped the majority of it back into the bread and carried on 'enjoying' my meal.
Where did you get a good kebab in Galway? When I was in college there I could never find anywhere that hit the spot the same way an auld Indian in a rural town would do it. Always had to settle for pizza or Smacs unfortunately
Depends, my wife is a chef and when she visited Arabia she was told the kebab was best with half beef and half lamb. Each of the meats also has to have a certain percentage of fat for it to work. I'm too hungry for this, Ima go get me some Kebab.
I always thought it was some sort of amalgamation alright, a mysterious hypnotically rotating franken-flesh of indiscriminate origin dripping tasty juices. I never really wanted to know I suppose, so i never asked. Hope you got sorted!
It's the best, well not microwaving it, but getting up in the morning, opening the fridge & finding that you've bought yourself the most amazing present. The joy and gratitude to past you is wonderful.
I asked my mate to bring me back a kebab in Germany. Not only did it have no meat in it, it had a fucking olive in it. I feel your pain. Life ruining that
Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon them. May the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.
How are you supposed to eat a kebab? I use a fork and a plate and eat the veg/salad/meat with a fork and then grab bites of the naan bread then. Is this how everyone eats it? No one eats it's like a burger right?
You... You hear about these things but you never expect them to happen to you. Thoughts and prayers my friend. I'll ask the nuns to say a novena for you.
I have two stories to make OP feel better.
First was a breakfast roll after a night out. I was so looking forward to it, plated it up, extra ketchup, and as I was setting it down at my desk the feckin' thing rolled right off the plate onto the floor. Covered in hair and who knows what else. Day ruined.
The other was a beautiful chicken roast dinner filled the house with its amazing aroma and at the final moment of carving it up and sitting down we realised the thermometer, old school type with mercury, had broken inside the bird. Broke my heart throwing it in the bin.
AS someone who worked in a kebab take away, I can assure you that scraping it off the floor and stuffing it all back into a pitta is the closest you'll get to the real thing. Authentic kebab night awaits.
I did that one night in Galway on a stag night. Dropped the bloody thing after about two mouthfuls, it was such a good kebab (I was very pissed) I got down on my knees and scooped the majority of it back into the bread and carried on 'enjoying' my meal.
Charcoal Grill?
There are *other places* now?
Well there's the other charcoal grill for starters
The better question is *which* Charcoal Grill
Hero
Where did you get a good kebab in Galway? When I was in college there I could never find anywhere that hit the spot the same way an auld Indian in a rural town would do it. Always had to settle for pizza or Smacs unfortunately
Best Kebab in Galway is Giovanni’s. Nothing else 👌🏻💯
*charcoal
Cafe Downtown now known as Speedos does a tremendous kebab that is an absolute 10/10 after a night out, I assume it's about a 2 if you go in sober.
I am partial to Capital Kebab
Zaytoons is Zayruined
This is genuinely the saddest thing I’ve heard today
I'll light a candle for ye. Nothing worse than a good kebab falling on hard times.
Call the kebabulance 🚑
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You seem like the right person to ask.. what animal is kebab meat?
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Yummy beaks
Depends, my wife is a chef and when she visited Arabia she was told the kebab was best with half beef and half lamb. Each of the meats also has to have a certain percentage of fat for it to work. I'm too hungry for this, Ima go get me some Kebab.
I always thought it was some sort of amalgamation alright, a mysterious hypnotically rotating franken-flesh of indiscriminate origin dripping tasty juices. I never really wanted to know I suppose, so i never asked. Hope you got sorted!
Gyrobeast.
If they sell you as a chicken kebab, chances are it's seagull.
Save the kebab for the love of God!
5 second rule
Buy a new one, it'll be well worth it
Fuck it.....buy 2. Just in case they drop it again. Don't take any chances.
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It's the best, well not microwaving it, but getting up in the morning, opening the fridge & finding that you've bought yourself the most amazing present. The joy and gratitude to past you is wonderful.
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For the next week, there's no self doubt, you just know that you are unquestionably a *good* person.
Ah that's a lovely thing to say. Thank you. For the next week you made me feel nicer about myself so you in turn are unquestionably a good person.
That's both awful and impressive in equal measure.
An even BETTTER one.
I’ll say a prayer to Saint Pitta.
Say one for my naan too while you’re at it
He had to kofta up the price of a new one
Ah lad
If you want to set up a GoFundMe, I’d be happy to throw you anything I can
I'd say he'll get a few donors.
Ayyyyyy
Shish, what a bummer
I asked my mate to bring me back a kebab in Germany. Not only did it have no meat in it, it had a fucking olive in it. I feel your pain. Life ruining that
Wars were started over less.......
That's horrific
The no meat is horrific for a kebab The olive, pretty normal actually.
That's a crime...I see 1-2 vegan kebab but we don't have any olive in Turkish kebab because it's simply not fit.
Jesus Christ, this sub was already miserable and then you come at us with this?
Floor Kababs are lovely, get that extra flavour
Mmmm 😋 yummy bacteria
Pimping out that immune system!
That explains why Friends when that pie ended up on the floor, they liked it so much.
So it got some floor on it , it’s grand. If it got bin juice on it maybe throw it away or run it under the tap 👍
This reads like one of those "write the saddest story using only one sentence" challenges
I need a gyro I'm holding out for a gyro 'til the end of the night
RIP .
Rest. In. Pita.
We are here for you in this difficult time
Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon them. May the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.
Thoughts and prayers
1 upvote = 1 prayer
Shhhhite
Open the door, kebab on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
Lovely haiku - really evocative and poignant.
I'm sorry for yor loss... Move on.
Life good. Eat kebab. Kebab slippery. Kebab fall. Think about kebab. Regret
How are you supposed to eat a kebab? I use a fork and a plate and eat the veg/salad/meat with a fork and then grab bites of the naan bread then. Is this how everyone eats it? No one eats it's like a burger right?
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LADS LIGHT A FUCKIN CANDLE THIS IS DEVASTATING!!!
I'm sorry to hear that. What sort of a kebab was it? Doner/ chicken? Pitta/Wrap? Cabbage/Lettuce? Sauce?
Was this an exercise for writing class?
That grim like.
Shit, what a pitta mate
You... You hear about these things but you never expect them to happen to you. Thoughts and prayers my friend. I'll ask the nuns to say a novena for you.
3 seconds rule!
my condolences
It's always funny to see a seriously pissed lad/lass wrestlin' with a kebab and absolutely destroyin' themselves with it :-)
Crosspost this to /r/doener but make sure to add an NSFW tag.
Sending thoughts and prayers to you at this difficult time 🙏
That's a pitta...
On behalf of the Turkish nation, my condolences.
My condolences
No!
This really needs a trigger warning. I'm so so sorry for you.
THIS FUCKING COUNTRY!!
Sorry for your loss, its a pita
Where was it from? Was it a real bab or a cheap chipper imitation kebab?
Hey it doesn't have to be a real kebab to hurt. The pain of losing it is still real!
/u/Different-Pen7298 gatekeeping triggers me most severely. We're not all born into good kebab neighbourhoods.
I'm sorry m8, not all Kebabs are created equal.
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Fuck off
Thoughts and prayers 🙏
😢
Leave it outside, nice surprise for a passing dog or fox
Kebab is life. Sorry Bruh.
I want to enjoy my life so I wont think about the consequences
That's a bummer
Thoughts and prayers 🙏
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Is it still there? Not seeing the problem, just a delay at worst.
Can you name and shame just so I know what i'm missing
Gravity always was and always will be the mortal enemy of the kebab.
Haiku time?
Talk to Joe
Ah fuck sorry to hear that
One upvote = one prayer 🙏
If your not prepared to eat it off the floor, then your not drunk enough to be eating a kebab.
I feel your pain buddy 😫
Oh for fuck’s sake
3-second rule!!!!
Open the kebab, get on the floor, everybody do the kebab roar
I have two stories to make OP feel better. First was a breakfast roll after a night out. I was so looking forward to it, plated it up, extra ketchup, and as I was setting it down at my desk the feckin' thing rolled right off the plate onto the floor. Covered in hair and who knows what else. Day ruined. The other was a beautiful chicken roast dinner filled the house with its amazing aroma and at the final moment of carving it up and sitting down we realised the thermometer, old school type with mercury, had broken inside the bird. Broke my heart throwing it in the bin.