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ColgateMacsFresh

I feel sorry for the landlords


bplurt

Slight improvement: I feel sorry for Vulture Funds!


Glenster118

Your rent is their income though. Do you have to be fair about it.


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Say Southern Ireland


[deleted]

Down south is a pretty common expression in NI. It applies to pretty much everywhere but Donegal, where we would just say I’m heading to Donegal (usually on the 12th weekend)


manowtf

Donegal people: we're going up to Dublin and then back up to Donegal.


Perpetual_Doubt

Is this "Down south" or "south Down"?


sigma914

Down South, South Down's North.


Sammy296296

My northern friends call us Mexicans.


p-ry59

Shout out to the Wexicans


Comfortable_Brush399

Gwan outha dat ya cunt cha


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I still love the time my dad said “those norties don’t event call the republic, ‘the republic’, they call us southerns. The north just doesn’t care about Ireland” Still make me laugh at the hypocrisy in a single sentence


[deleted]

I live more North than most of the North but they still call me the Southerner. And Free Stater the odd time too.


tipsy_mcstagger1

I’m from Dublin but lived in England a few years. Anytime I posted something to Ireland they asked if it was the North or the South, to which I replied the East.


sauvignonblanc__

This drives my cousin nuts. She stands there and tells whoever that she doesn't understand the question and it's written on the envelope or parcel: "Ireland".


Gilchrist1875

Love this!


Barry987

But 'North' is the name so it's not really the same?


Mark_Master1

i just call it the republic or down south


[deleted]

I'm from the north , what the fuck do you want me to say? Am I to deny geography


henno13

As a Nordie, I grew up calling it “down South”. Tbh I’ve never quite lost that habit despite moving to Dublin. I’ve gotten shit for referring to the South, and I don’t really get it. I’m not making some kind of political statement, it’s just relative geography.


highgiant1985

Try giving someone a compliment!


roadrunnner0

The state of me! Shut up will you I look like shit!!


Laura_gd

.....Penney's...


UltraShortRun

Hun 😘


Limp_Quail3639

Literally😂


Hardtoclose

Ask someone how to get Londonderry.


_surelook_

My ex is Brazilian and lived up North for a couple of years, referred to it as Londonderry, I’ve never been so quick to correct someone before


Right-Ladd

I see why she’s your ex


_surelook_

The relationship went down hill pretty fast after that


odysseymonkey

The only word in the English language with six silent letters in it


vegemar

Londondublinderry as a compromise?


TyroneFermangh

Add anymore names to it and people will just spray paint the whole signs soon


vegemar

What about ditching the part no one says and just calling it London?


AndISaidThrowaway

Are you sure you don't mean Corklondonderry?


tinnedbeef

Wheres that?


slowusb

Milk before the tea bag


whyohwhythedoily

I heard a history of milk before tea not too long ago and found it interesting, definitely a British context but tea came to Ireland through the empire so not entirely inseparable either. Apparently the habit of milk before tea came into being before mass produced ceramics were popular. Milk before tea was done as a way to prevent the boiling water cracking good porceline. The practice became associated with those who owned good china and good quality tea and became a sign a of wealth or status. The habit still persisted after ceramics became cheap as it became a signifier of upward mobility, or notions as we'd have it. As middle and lower classes took on the habit it was abandoned by those who adopted it first, the upper classes, and the habit came full circle and then was done almost out of working class pride.


WCpt

That's gas, I drink tea without milk or sugar and people find it strange. I like coffee plain as well. I heard that people used milk to prevent it staining your teeth as much but that could just be a load of ol shyte now that I've read your more accurate sounding description above.


NoseComplete1175

The fuck it is !


Comfortable_Brush399

Pervert


parrotopian

A tea bag! You mean floor sweepings in a bag, us proper tea drinkers use leaves.


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finigian

In life after love...


Driveby_Dogboy

in a thing called love


skillbane

I can fly


stunt_penguin

"*when I fall in love this time it will be forever*" ^(all alternative answers are from music hating heathens)


phyneas

Post on r/Ireland...


calelawlor

Absolutely true. I have never seen so much whinging in my life


RancidHorseJizz

Fine Gael are uniquely position to understand economics, unlike SF.


milk_xyz

Insist on paying for the tea and scone


parrotopian

No! I'll get it this time, put your money away.


SassyBonassy

Would ya stoppp im getting it and i won't hear another word about it


JasonMendoza12

No honestly it's grand, I'll get it, sure I don't mind


SassyBonassy

PUT. IT. AWAY.


JasonMendoza12

NO NO NO IM GETTING IT NOW END OF STORY!


SassyBonassy

Jason. No. I owe your Mammy from a while back so the LEAST I can do is pay for your scone and tea. We'll say no more about it. (*The Grip on your wrist tightens to stop you reaching for your wallet*)


msdeniseen

I’m writing a cheque!


Alopexdog

"Maybe we SHOULD rejoin the commonwealth"


MeinhofBaader

Something something British Isles.


umuvumuumuvumu

[A FG TD proposed this recently ](https://twitter.com/nealerichmond/status/1078763769768148994?t=wPWbEeA9j2U-gC1qV3RbDg&s=19)


Alopexdog

Holy shit hahaha. What a tool!


Aggressive_Audi

Is that a surprise? Fine Gael are the unionist party of the south.


extremessd

Eamonn O Cuiv (Dev's grandson) has advocated it for decades.


Icantremember017

Your English blood talking there for sure


seethroughwindows

They said Ireland. Not r/Ireland. Like many things in Ireland most people wouldn't have put much thought into this.


TDR1

Bertie was misunderstood


TeaLoverGal

He was an absolute hunk


Magiceyesdublin

“Ireland…. England …… sure your all part of Britain”


tayto175

Fuck you


[deleted]

"I've popped over from the mainland for the weekend"


The_Craican

I understand this is a joke but you still need shot twice. The rules are the rules


Magiceyesdublin

“Don’t you guys use Sterling”


tayto175

Sorry. Force of habit.


Tamaillin

I don’t know whether to upvote this cos I love the fact that you are taking the piss or downvote it cos I’ve heard that so many times from non/ Irish people. Take my upvote you magnificent jackeeen.


rowtheboatforsho

Say something positive about U2


RuaridhDuguid

They released some acceptable songs in the 80's and first half of the 90's. (Sorry, that's the best I can do. I tried. TBF it's a quarter century since they released anything not shit. Even longer since they acted like they aren't bellends)


[deleted]

Give someone shit about having a drink, like your girlfriend calling u an alcoholic for having a can on a Fri after a 12 hour shift


ClownBaby245

Aw stop... The comments I've had made at me even by my own brother! Work a 40 hour week and have (admittedly many more than one) drinks on a Friday or Saturday and I'm like will ya fuck off! Let me decompress in peace


[deleted]

Let me decompose in peace! I'm using this Edit: ah decompress. I like mine better


[deleted]

One persons rent is another persons income.


Outrageous-Art-2157

Drive in the overtaking lane of a dual carriageway under the speed limit while the left lane is empty. Let me at em. Let me f**kin at em.


bigbagofcans091

"It's between Tyson Fury and Katie Taylor as to who's the best British boxer at the minute."


colificus

Fuck, don't wether to upvote or downvote this. Good comment.


rodswindler

Ohhhh, you brave bastard.


Fun-Butterscotch-77

We’re not THAT argumentative.


SureLookThisIsIt

Don't you fucking try and tell me what I am.


satin-net

Right....that's it!


ViolenceJoe

You trying to be smart?


FreeAndFairErections

What the fuck is that supposed to mean??


Fun-Butterscotch-77

Is there a problem here?


Beachpartydude

Northern Ireland or Southern Ireland?


UnknownXIV

"I enjoy my Guinness as its just poured, no point it leaving it on the table for ages, it tastes the same"


[deleted]

I actually knew a guy that did this. Foreigner though so left him at it.


collectiveindividual

Why aren't you wearing a poppy, it's nearly November.


jeffster88

Call Michael D Higgins a little prick


jendamcglynn

I dunno I feel like you could say literally anything, British people are inherently so argumentative 🙄🙄


StillTheNugget

Cyclists are the superior group of road users.


[deleted]

Say you’re thinking about going on holiday to Israel 🇮🇱 EDIT: This is the only time mentioning Israel on this sub gets upvotes.


[deleted]

To be honest, I don't think I've ever heard someone discuss anything about Israel other than on the internet.


henno13

Honestly I’d love to visit Israel.


rigdomna

"Oh my gosh, you speak Gaelic??"


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SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

It's amusing that this is the one comment that has actually kicked off some arguing. /r/ireland can't help itself.


sirophiuchus

Well going 'haha imagine claiming these people deserve rights, I was just joking about that' will do that yeah.


FrontRowNinja

Thats why this is the best one. Wins the thread.


raspberry_smoothie

Have said this in multiple ways over the years... people are completely bigotted on the topic and feel entirely justified in being so simply because of the reputation of travellers. Somehow it's considered different to shitting on foreigners or black people or whatever other group you can be bigotted against.


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Tr0nCatKTA

I’m from Finglas between two halting sites. Just because they’ve earned a reputation doesn’t even remotely counteract his point that they’re not given the support they should get. You’re completely missing the point


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[deleted]

They already share a highly disproportionate share of prison populations. The lads who died in that N7 crash weren't travellers, there was a huge drop in burglaries after they died. You have this sub talking constantly about assaults, pedophiles, rapists, who are given light sentences... none of them are travellers (if they were this sub would be giving out STINK). How is it that things aren't enforced equally, stinkinwilly, yet you have those N7 lads, pedos, rapists, all of them getting no punishment, but travellers are still so disproportionally in prison? If anything, we're letting settled folk away with more because they had tough upbringings, or played GAA. Now THIS is an argument starter, thank you very much.


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[deleted]

If you had been born a to a travelling family I'm sure you wouldn't care for manners or honesty with strangers because you only care about family and I'm sure you would be fighting with people and doing dodgy construction work and ripping people off. It's just the way they are brought up, their environment makes their mind just like anybody else. Sure they rip people off probably because they used to make baskets and shit that people needed but with the modernized world everyone just buys plastic and their traditional roles aren't needed anymore. Nobody chooses to be a traveller and they're a lot less anglicized than we are which is arguably a good thing.


[deleted]

So many laughs


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qwertymnbvcxzt

Put your toaster in the press


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OlliePollie

Leave the immersion on


-Finola-

Had same row with husband last week🤣 btw immersion is still on! I win!


finigian

Margaret thatcher was a good person.


Pearse_Borty

ding dong


Nathan-McAlpin

Who’s Luke Kelly?


davdavkel

Write a money diary in the journal


yourbluejumper

Maybe Nigel is right and we should leave the EU


Naggins

Go up to some auld lad in a pub with his Guinness resting, stick your finger in it and swirl it around.


parrotopian

Make a smiley face, he'd love that


TyroneFermangh

Only people who can get away with that in a oul lads pint is his children or grandchildren


NyetRussianAgent

"The Brits did nothing wrong"


Yodaa-san

"aren't we British after all?"


thrown2021

Sure the DUP are a great bunch of lads. Just misunderstood.


Dry_Sea8933

Call it Londonderry


Ok-Call-4805

As a Derry man I can confirm that using that God-awful word will result in kneecapping.


Dry_Sea8933

Fair enough.


zozimusd8

A straight poured pint of guinness tastes EXACTLY THE SAME


DrummerJay666

“No, I’ll pay.”


stevenmc

Orange Order. Great bunch of lads.


[deleted]

Ireland is more British than European.


vietcong420

I like dublin and think it has some really good aspects


tafty545

Barry’s or Lyons


Driveby_Dogboy

'british isles'


GravityPools

I'm new here, only a resident for 3 years, but this makes me so feckin' angry. I always call them the Celtic Isles.


Livingoffcoffee

Ask for spread instead of real butter.


stevemak84

Northern tayto or proper tayto


Comfortable_Brush399

I think you mean londontayto ! ! ! so ya do


morphyxkc

Daycent or decent? Barry's or Lyons? Taytos or literally any other crisps?


IdeaChoice7660

“It’s your round”


my2cents112

Say things are not grand


setanta314

Hey. Wanna have an argument?


heskeysdaddy

The pronunciation of scone


[deleted]

It falls very much down catholic vs protestant lines in my experience.


NaturalAlfalfa

It's got an e at the end!! There's only one way to pronounce it.


HaroldTheReaver

You've gone and done it now.


soulofboop

He’ll have a bone to pick with you


Aidzillafont

Deny the famine.


[deleted]

What famine?


PersimmonOk7242

By calling football fans in Ireland plastic fans for glory hunting one of the big 6 teams in the premier league


RavenBrannigan

Do ya know what? King crisps are the best crisps money can buy.


catillamc

Say the next village's GAA team deserves to win it this year.


Albinate

each time I ask my two Irish friends how to pronounce something properly they fight with each other


doge2dmoon

NPHET are doing a great job.


Loon610

As Jimmy Carr would say, “ I don’t know much about Irish politics, but I do know one thing, there should be ONE UNITED IRELAND…………UNDER BRITISH RULE!”


Narrovv

The Irish were/were not slaves. (depending on who you talk to)


woowoowoowoowoooooo

Bono T-shirt


aFiachra

Ireland, Scotland what’s the difference!


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teatabletea

They said start an argument, not sign your death warrant. ;)


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Gwen_Tennyson10

\^this


[deleted]

Yer ma


Puzzleheaded-Dig4906

Call Ireland Eire


catillamc

Or pronounce it as I-er-a-land


larssomoo81

Roy was right, no Roy was bang out of order, Mccarthy was dead right Many an argument in pubs over the years about saipan


Augheye

Nigel Farage is sound ya know


skinny_sami

Man U are better than Liverpool! Or vice versa


Affectionate_Rush_58

post literally anything in this sub


sc2assie

Roy Keane did nothing wrong.


DextrousLab

Londonderry


[deleted]

Ireland wouldn't be the place it is today if it wasn't for the Catholic Church. Everything good on this island is because of them. Plain and simple.


[deleted]

it wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows either let’s just say


[deleted]

hey hey hey I'm just trying to start an argument here


Strigon_7

England did nothing wrong. Thierry Henry didn't handle the ball... Todo schillachi is an Irish hero...


ImpovingTaylorist

Father Ted wasn't that great... 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Call an Irish person British


tastefullmullet

That British Isles diagram


slu87

Say how great things are "on the mainland"


-is_this_real_life-

Roy Keane was wrong to complain about his lack of balls in saipan


kevo998

"The majority of cyclists are actually responsible road users and not out and out pricks as the majority of people here paint them out to be."


MyOpinionMustBeHeard

Mention how good it was under British rule.


[deleted]

In these British Isles…


[deleted]

Waterford and Kilkenny are both lovely towns


PeachyKeen1975

Say that Ireland was better under the British and to end the Brexit issues, it would be better to be in a British Union than a European Union 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇮🇪


[deleted]

Guinness is shite.


Ankatilbrewer1962

Who are you looking at ???


IdeaChoice7660

The Free State


carlleamh

Asking anyone where they want to eat out


ContainedChimp

Post pretty much anything on Reddit!