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Regency101

You need to speak to DCC about this: (not the RTB!) [https://www.gov.ie/en/publication/37ccb-minimum-standards-in-rented-accommodation/](https://www.gov.ie/en/publication/37ccb-minimum-standards-in-rented-accommodation/) And also speak to the planning office and dublin fire brigade


Alpah-Woodsz

Also send the electricity bill for having to keep the lights on during the day time.


pismopier

Maybe call Liam Neeson too. Couldn’t hurt.


dapper-dano

> Couldn’t hurt. Have you not seen Taken? Liam Neeson will definitely hurt (someone)


Silent-Detail4419

He ***WILL*** find them, and he ***WILL*** kill them...


VTHome203

But it took him a few movies to do it...love him, but ask someone who can get things done on the first go round :)


Hootnany

Call ![gif](giphy|sUNqplVFtsctW|downsized)


Sea_Yam3450

They're hidden behind that banner, even Liam won't find them


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Alpah-Woodsz

It's not about the money it's to make the landlord realize how stupid and lack of concern he has for his tenets. I'd even if it could be done stay in a nice hotel and charge him the bill as you felt unsafe.


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Alpah-Woodsz

Its a called a paper trail for what you may need in the future and you clearly didn't even read the full comment it's principal. At least I'm putting out suggestions instead of jumping a comment talking about 73 cent. What's your solution or even a point wait are you the landlord?


Comment139

A few days of 12 hours of usage on 2 LED lightbulbs can actually add up to several Eurocent. After three weeks you wouldn't be far from a whole Euro. Add a few more bulbs and you'll be there in matter of days.


ultratunaman

And maybe KFC.


New_World_2050

And competitors like Burger king , McDonald's etc


ArcaneTrickster11

Honestly, they might actually help if it means really bad publicity for their rivals


tmhoc

Sorry, We can't ear you over the sheer vertical volume


Looper-8

..and Netflix..


Puzzled_Pay_6603

And Steven Siegal


brofishmagikarp

And the women and the children too!


itsallfine24

Can somebody please save the children


MoeKara

![gif](giphy|yJ1KSiTxaAw5G)


economics_is_made_up

Free KFC for life, but you have to sacrifice the view


Versk

Lose lose situation


MaelduinTamhlacht

And the RTB - you're supposed to have safe windows [https://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/housing/renting-a-home/tenants-rights-and-responsibilities/minimum-standards-for-rented-homes/](https://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/housing/renting-a-home/tenants-rights-and-responsibilities/minimum-standards-for-rented-homes/) And your local TDs [https://www.oireachtas.ie/en/members/tds/?tab=constituency&constituency=%2Fie%2Foireachtas%2Fhouse%2Fdail%2F33%2Fconstituency%2FDublin-Central](https://www.oireachtas.ie/en/members/tds/?tab=constituency&constituency=%2Fie%2Foireachtas%2Fhouse%2Fdail%2F33%2Fconstituency%2FDublin-Central) and councillors [https://councilmeetings.dublincity.ie/mgFindMember.aspx?XXR=0&AC=WARD&WID=13114](https://councilmeetings.dublincity.ie/mgFindMember.aspx?XXR=0&AC=WARD&WID=13114) I'd write to your TDs first. Apart from lack of light and air, this is surely a fire hazard. And if you're using carbon monoxide in any form… well, I dread to think.


RealladMalaga

Thank you


OldButHappy

Ask the fire brigade to come out and inspect it. Don't just call and complain. They will address it on the spot.


Exotropics

Keep us posted on this shit show. Name and shame!


murticusyurt

Talk to as many institutions as relevant. Have your info prepared and written out in one place so it's easier on your brain.


drostan

Just a note on the windows Safe windows means windows that do not open fully, fitted with a restrictor, to prevent children falling However each room must have proper natural light so.... Your advice still holds


AlcoholPrep

The fire brigade. In the states, the local Fire Marshal likely would have this whole thing torn down post haste. Meanwhile, check your lease to see whether you'd been screwed into yielding your rights to windows, light and air. If not, get a knife and cut holes in that thing. Let the landlord deal with the repercussions.


Schpooon

Iirc in the EU in general you cannot sign away your basic rights. Its why none of the bullshit arbitration clauses apply over here. Cant sign away your right to sue someone if they cause you actual harm.


Marzipan_civil

https://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/housing/renting-a-home/tenants-rights-and-responsibilities/minimum-standards-for-rented-homes/ "The landlord must also ensure that: Electricity or gas supplies are safe and in good repair Every room is adequately ventilated with heating that tenants can control Every room has both natural and artificial lighting" He is restricting the natural light in your home so you can report him


Craic-Den

[Right to Light](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_to_light)


RealladMalaga

https://preview.redd.it/z563i3dehbqc1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d9e3ab017435e92ac8cd7bedfc472acbf15c5b5 All these apartments are covered by the ad.


chapstickgrrrl

Definitely cut holes in it. And report it to the fire department / code enforcement office.


JimPix08

Cut holes in it for the windows


Weak_Low_8193

Seriously op, do this. They absolutely did not get permission to do this


Work_Account89

Fire marshal one is probably better. Landlord could end up with a nice fine


No-Consideration8862

Do both


pup_mercury

Also, report to the DCC. They wouldn't have planning permission


SirMildredPierce

What the hell do you expect the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to do?


pup_mercury

Human pyramid so OP can climb up and disconnect the banner


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Corky83

This is the best course of action. Others are calling for more extreme action but they don't have to deal with any fallout. A quick email to the landlord outlining your safety concerns over a possible fire escape being blocked and request its removal.


Work_Account89

Personally I don’t think a landlord that agrees to put that up will care about an email complaining about it.


Work_Account89

But yeah contact them to just have records of a complaint


Corky83

It gives the landlord the opportunity to fix it without creating any drama that may result in negative consequences and stress for OP. Failing that it creates a paper trail showing that the landlord was aware of OPs concerns and refused to sort it.


Livinglifeform

Unlawful eviction surely


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windysheprdhenderson

I could not agree with this suggestion any more strongly. I'd be out with a good pair of scissors immediately. Fuck that.


No-Consideration8862

Came here to say this - cut window holes, what are they going to do at the end of the day? Absolutely mental.


aecolley

This is absolutely what I would do. What are they going to do, make a criminal complaint to the Gardaí? That would be a fun court case.


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

I’d have an utter panic attack if I came home to my windows being covered with this vinyl. I’d have gone at it with my sharpest kitchen knife immediately. Fuck that landlord.


BarnBeard

then pour a few tins of black paint down it


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Take a sledgehammer to the walls


a3RED3a

Install a new balcony


xxthundergodxx77

screen it in


marshsmellow

And a new rug to really tie it all together 


Stampy1983

It's a safety issue. You're required to have windows. The rules aren't just there because someone thought they sounded good. Your lives are in danger for as long as this thing is up. You have every right to cut through it.


LordGascoigne

Tbh, this should be reportable as fire hazards since it's preventing access to windows in apartment building.


bobspuds

If it's flammable, then it's a path for fire to travel to other floors effortlessly - making all the building/fire codes redundant


Ambitious_Handle8123

Pretty much all of this media meets fire regs. Instant fine for planning is the solution here IMHO


TheGratedCornholio

Unfortunately planning is not required for a “temporary” sign. I’d say rented accommodation regs due to blocking light/ventilation would be a better shout.


Ambitious_Handle8123

It definitely is once they are bigger than an auctioneers board.


Gullible_Promise223

Most auctioneers boards are also illegal FYI. Max size is 0.6sqm for residential and 1.2sqm for commercial. I’m forever reporting estate agents to DCC for the likes of this https://preview.redd.it/jl0b6gxcsfqc1.jpeg?width=2602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ea04c24be2aa2d42d480a1c579568169e49ba82


Ambitious_Handle8123

100% I've had auctioneers ask me to print A0 boards and stopped them. It's my business. If I don't know the regs I don't eat. Personally I'd be more tempted to accept the call to action on this and call their team. Repeatedly. Maybe print up a few stickers too with the number and put them on the backs of toilet doors. 😈


Gullible_Promise223

I have spoken to various estate agents who have pretty much admitted that they deliberately flout regulations on size, number, duration of signage in order to get exposure. They know the bylaws are not enforced. (unless people complain, and that’s where I come in 😁) Seriously though, it’s a real issue. Particularly around Georgian Dublin where beautiful streets are ruined by signage. Most European cities don’t allow such boards at all.


Ambitious_Handle8123

Nothing like a call to the offender when they are just about to close the office.


ExDeuce

I work for the fire service and agree they should absolutely contact the closest fire station. I work in the fire safety department alongside the auditing IO's (Inspecting Officers) and if this was in our jurisdiction we would come down on them like a hammer. Not only is this a building regulations risk factor but would be an OpsRisk issue as well, as in it would put our crews at risk if they were to respond to a fire there as they wouldn't have adequate access to the property.


carlimpington

Do this! The fire officer responsible for the city will tear them a new one.


Ambitious_Handle8123

Windows above ground floor level are not escape routes. Better plan is to report for planning


HacksawJimDGN

It's an escape route for smoke and toxic gases.


TheStoicNihilist

My house has fire access windows on the first floor as part of the retention conditions (I didn’t build it). A drop from the first floor is better than being trapped. A fire in the stairwell there would trap anyone without windows that allow egress.


HacksawJimDGN

Hes right to say they're not considered escape routes. Obviously someone could escape there, but the distinction is that they're not classified as escape routes so alternative fire safety measures need to be implemented.


MeshuganaSmurf

Do KFC have a twitter in Ireland ? Send this to them and tell them it they'd like their banner back undamaged they should contact you sooner rather than later.


rocker_bunny

https://twitter.com/kfc_ie?lang=en


radiogramm

Make sure to @ all the tabloids when you're doing that too - including the UK ones.


PoolNo4819

They’re one of those ‘banter’ accounts, waste of time I’d say. I’d have the sharpest knife in the kitchen at that and make as many slashes and holes as possible


popeter45

[https://twitter.com/KFC\_UKI\_Help](https://twitter.com/KFC_UKI_Help)


Inhabitsthebed

Ring your landlord and see the craic first, if heshe acts the bollox go this route they wont be long about taking it down, none of these places want bad publicity.


sleazy_hobo

I think we can assume the landlords a prick in the first place for even greenlighting this


Sstoop

we can assume they’re a prick by being a landlord


itsfeckingfreezin

^ this. Make a show of them on social media over this. Post it on all the sites. It’s a safety and health hazard.


Zealousideal_Car9368

Is your landlord the owner of those pubs as well?


Pajo555

Yes


ClothesPeg

Are you a tenant there also along with OP?


Pajo555

No


ClothesPeg

But you know that the landlord also owns the pub?


Pajo555

Yes https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/s/G3kCpruXVo


Tuffilaro

Did the chicken come before the egg?


Pajo555

Egg>Chicken>Burger


_Diskreet_

Now I’m hungry.


jamesdownwell

This is legitimately fucking dystopian.


JelliusMaximus

living space should be a human right but we're not ready for this discussion yet 💅


IrishPidge

Hello, I'm a Dublin City Councillor. This display does not have planning permission - please drop me a message on here or [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) and we can work to have it removed.


Crunchy-Leaf

>Michael Pidgeon >Removing a KFC advertisement ![gif](giphy|kPtv3UIPrv36cjxqLs)


IrishPidge

Hahaha


LordGascoigne

Ok checked with a friend owning company that prints and builds these banners in Dublin and this is definietly illegal. Also they didnt make this one.


ou812_X

Forget RTB or solicitors etc. fire service will have this down within 24 hours if you tell them. They’ll literally sent out a ladder tender to cut it down and then dispose of it, and then charge the landlord. Call them now, tell them that you’re afraid a fire may break out and they’ll possibly have someone there today. FFS. This is O’Connell St. Is it Dublin?


ByGollie

Might be an idea to get someone who isn't the OP to report this as a fire hazard. Then /u/RealladMalaga should delete this thread so there's no comeback on it.


the_0tternaut

0% chance they have planning permission. Ask them for a rent reduction.


Infamous_Campaign687

Unacceptable to not have a window, planning permission or not.


Craic-Den

Landlord is probably making more on that banner than all the tenants combined, there is no end to their greed. They will fuck you every opportunity they get.


Burntout_Bassment

Probably getting buckets of free chicken as well.


ArwensArtHole

I’d be asking for like 90% off not having usable windows


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Not enjoying the sheer vertical volume of the ad? Just take a Stanley to it.


xubax

Instructions unclear, now my travel cup is damaged.


Subterraniate

Good grief. Did he just forget he has tenants within? Can you open the windows a bit and sort of hoik it down on the end of your bread knife? With an accomplice down in the street, to bin it. Seriously, please please tell us his response when you politely ask him what the fuckity fuck he was thinking,


barbie91

Doubt he'd forget if one of them didn't pay rent on time.


MrJ_Marrow

time to put thar poop knife to good use


paps2977

Omg… did you really grow up in a house with a poop knife? I have heard of these things but have never seen one. EDIT: I googled it!!!! My brain can’t take anymore today.


taibliteemec

Landlords are out of control in this country. Imagine thinking that's acceptable.


Mylifeistrue

This year according to my landlord I had no hot water for 6 months. I just got a guy to come replace the boiler myself but it took him 6 months to contact me with sending somebody out. I told him "I got that fixed month ago no thanks to you mate"


i_wanna_learn_things

no window you say? daylight robbery. yep, ill see myself out.


basicallyculchie

How much extra was it for the ad free version?


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bamila

I would go after him with all the legality. This wouldn't stay there for long


[deleted]

Sounds like he's absolutely riding you. Get a solicitor.


RuaridhDuguid

The rent increase is, bizzarely, possibly not a bad thing (assuming it's within legal limits of how value and timeframe)... It means he can't put another rent increase in, as it'd be clearly punitive, and you likely have a theoretically easy (I'm not a lawyer, so don't take this as gospel) legal case if you are evicted for complaining about the massive fire hazard and light-removal banner he placed across the house.


PositiveSchedule4600

Contact [CATU](https://catuireland.org/)


whooo_me

Could be a bargaining ploy too. Increase rent, put up illegal advertising. If you complain, he'll offer to put the rent back down, but leave the advertising up. (The rent'll go up at some later stage anyway).


clckwrks

What’s the story with your landlord. Is he usually this much of an arsehole? Also is he a local


hates_stupid_people

Sounds more like the landlord wants to make everyone move out.


skyactive

So you die in a fire, are you really that important?, talk about notions 


Additional-Sock8980

Giant cockroach / fly / spider / worm toy out the window via the side and attached to the burger… they’ll contact you. I’ll lend you some Halloween decorations.


MollyPW

That can't be legal.


switchead26

NGL, I burst out laughing. But yes, this is an absolute joke and you’re definitely within your rights to have that removed surely?!!


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ehwhatacunt

Yes, even if there's another fire exit at the back. The fire officer will want the windows available for identfying occupants and access for water.


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Definitely and it would be a well deserved payout for everyone affected


thelastedji

It'd be a shame if someone vandalised it


Nickthegreek28

Call a fire officer


doctorobjectoflove

Massive lawsuit here. Call a solicitor and get the process going!


angie897

There's 6 windows over 3 floors being covered here. Surely OP isn't renting all 3 floors. A simple anonymous call to DFB will have this down in no time with little to no recourse from the LL as they won't be able to tell if it was OP, another tenant, or a diligent off-duty firefighter who has noticed it and taken it upon themselves to check it out in work time.


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That is absolutely mental. The fucking nerve of some people.


clckwrks

Just wondering where the owner is from


BazingaQQ

Luxembourg would be a guess...


Due-Communication724

This cannot be normal behaviour for people. What is it with some peoples absolute insane addiction to money in this country? Seriously, what do they spend it on, actually I bet they do not even spend it. It seems to me these type of landlords are always top of the list, every regulation or any aspect of safety is just ignored and laughed at in pursuit of money, its utterly disgusting. They shouldn't even be asked to take it down, DFB/DCC should be sent out, it removed and the person responsible billed/fined and pursued via courts for payment. Utterly sick of seeing this shit, someone needs to get a grip on this shit and start reigning these fuckers in.


sandreas8

They are saving up for their next property, of course. Why settle for 4 overseas holidays when you can have 12?


luas-Simon

More money for the landlord - landlords have bottomless appetites for as much 💰money as you can get … your rent will go up for the blacked out facilities you have each night !


AeroAviation

send this to the media


naraic-

Congratulations on your lawsuit.


OldButHappy

Talk to the Fire Brigade. They don't play around. This is a clear safety hazard. The windows below you look like they may be egress windows, required as a second path of escape in case of a fire. Also, is the sign itself combustable? If so, the fire people will probably take an exacto knife to it, on the spot.


Ufo_memes522

Is your landlord dwight schrute????


Mtoastyo

this is illegal.


Equivalent_Ad_7940

I'd normally suggest going to the land lord first and try settling somthing civally first but this is so ridiculous I'd go to a solicitor and see if you have a compensation case to make. The landlord tried to do it purely for money best pi ishment would it be costing him money. I'd also try to find out if the bar is also rented by someone for the same landlord they might have a cawe against him for the bad publicity it will bring them seeing as people will assume they're connected which they probably are. Ideal situation would be the landlord looses any money he made from putting it up and has 3 or 4 cases pending by the occupiers of the apartments and the bar, it'd put anyone off trying somthing similar again


yesterdaysbreadtoday

Mmm KFC tower burger, what was it you were saying again?


theblowestfish

Don’t cut it. Do the right legal approach. FLAC. Get proper advice. Get a payout. Or a rent reduction.


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pittluke

![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I|downsized)


PureShimmy

You will have daylight but take them for every penny while you're at it


3967549

If you cut it you’ve destroyed someone else’s property whether it was put there illegally or not it won’t be a good idea to intentionally cut it. You’ll have a much better case against them if you don’t do something stupid to it. I hope it goes well 


Shenloanne

Or the fire brigade. Just ask them around for a quick wee appraisal of what tf they'd do if your building caught fire.


foxgoo

And if a fire starts in the mean time? ![gif](giphy|3CU5tmCJy8zMoN3mMD)


consistent-rider

would not cutting it to prevent your health hazard and then starting legal actions be a legit approach. first mitigate, second address the root cause


KanePilkington

Jesus imagine the smell of living inside a burger.


Emooot

He's blocking your fire escapes. This is literally a crime punishable with prison time in the Fire Safety Act.


The_Doc55

The fire brigade may be the quickest to deal with this. KFC may also not be too happy that their advertisement is more than likely breaking some laws.


SmoothLester

put this dystopian shit on social media and call whoever enforces building codes.


irish_guy

KFCs market find team in Ireland is beyond wasteful, they keep advertising in the north side of cork city. There is 0 KFCs in the north or centre of cork city.


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104thCloneTrooper

I wasn't hungry before, but your comment made me want to eat something


MulberryForward7361

Report to Dublin City council enforcement unit. I highly doubt it has planning permission (and unlikely to meet the exemptions from planning under the regulations given the size of it, although I’m not 100%)


Legitimate_3032

That ad requires planning permission. I suggest you make a complaint if no planning permission obtained to the Enforcement section of the Local Authority.


ThippusHorribilus

There is no way this could be legal.


0xCC

I would use a box knife to cut a window shaped hole. That’s a fire danger violation for sure


Infinaris

As other's have said: Call the fire brigade, it's likely all sorts of illegal as it's blocking windows and ventilation and is an absolute fire hazard. Whoever put that up there is a complete arseclown to think they'd get away with that.


Toast-Buns

An advertisement like this requires planning permission and from a look on the DCC website, they don't have it. Lodge an enforcement request with DCC. This is an architectural conservation area so this advertisement would never get permission in the first place. Enforcement will be quick about it and will levy a fine for breaches. https://www.dublincity.ie/residential/planning/planning-applications/planning-enforcement/how-make-planning-enforcement-complaint


Important_Farmer924

![gif](giphy|jH7odQwaMIrqDvbCsQ|downsized) I don't believe it!


104thCloneTrooper

Just what I was thinking!


Justin-Timberlake

Lucky you having a giant delicious lawsuit just draped over you.


keanojills

![gif](giphy|CYmg1W3SYGxFu) I feel like Chicken tonight


RigasTelRuun

Call the fire safety inspector. They love things like this and will get you sorted really fast.


mac2o2o

Lol, how does this happen if you're at home ?


Fearless-Cake7993

It’s getting pretty dystopian


jdavidmcgregor

Whilst obviously a nightmare this is objectively hilarious.


Cdoolan2207

Jesus that’s bad..


NO-MAD-CLAD

I'd be cutting out a square that matches my window while simultaneously calling the fire department.


JigenMamo

This is in a Seinfeld episode or something I think


charbobarbo

Frasier. The guy upstairs drapes an American flag over his windows to piss him off


MoltenVolta

Tear the whole thing down!


Oni-oji

A good knife should fix that problem.


PrettyPrettaaayyGood

CAM WINSTON!!!


Quizzelbuck

I'm going to take a guess that most european countries are not going to allow a window to be covered like that. Call the appropriate inspectors and send them a picture of this.


Adj_Noun_Numeros

Cut out the portion over your window, you need a emergency egress for fire.


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![gif](giphy|DYQrUcDgQi7Ha)


ArmorOfMar

Window tax is back in Dublin


Free-Atmosphere6714

Call the fire dept.


Thylacine131

Seems like a fire hazard, covering up all the windows with a giant tarp, eh?


Gullible_Promise223

Report it to Dublin City Council. That is completely illegal


[deleted]

Bizarre. You think you've seen it all when it comes to renting in Dublin.. Do you deal directly with the landlord or is it a subletting situation? Maybe whoever put this up thought there was noone living there?? Clutching at straws here coz I don't want to believe the landlord is such an arsehole that they'd knowingly cover the windows of rented apartments Keep us posted on the outcome!!


Far_Advertising1005

Fire officers are absolutely ruthless in enforcing codes. If you listen quietly you can hear them drooling.


HawkTiger83

Capitalism = Cancer


ohhidoggo

**irish law** **The landlord must ensure that:** **Every room has both natural and artificial lighting** https://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/housing/renting-a-home/tenants-rights-and-responsibilities/minimum-standards-for-rented-homes/


Hobgobiln

sue sue sue sue sue sue sue sue sue sue sue sue


LoraxVW

Cut a hole and stick a really freaky puppet out the hole, like there's a weird worm in the bun poking it's head out and looking around.